Quotes about “Women love sushi”
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the joke could be like, women love sushi. that's the whole joke. my impression of a woman. do you feel like sushi tonight? this is chiblee's joke, not mine, okay? don't cancel me. women will be doing something else and then out of nowhere say something crazy like, do you want to eat sushi tonight? see, we're getting there. there's a joke coming out of this somewhere. they do be loving sushi. they won't let me say it, but you can say it. i mean, you could flip the script too.
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the joke could be like women love sushi. that's the whole joke. my impression of a woman. do you feel like sushi tonight? this is chiblee's joke, not mine, okay? don't cancel me. women will be doing something else and then out of nowhere say something crazy like do you want to eat sushi tonight? you know what i think probably alienates more women than the words that come out of my mouth? is anytime i say something funny
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mouth the gate playing the game not saying any words. i'm like, what am i doing here? this is like what boomers thought twitch was. it was like literally i'm just watching somebody else play a game like not even that well. at least like can't you get some bait or something like that. can't you say something like hot take women love sushi men love pizza. like try to rile the people up a little bit at least. what's diet coke called in canada?
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she's like, eh. finally i suggested sushi, the food i knew she wanted to eat anyway. and she's like, if that's what you want, daryl. i named seven other cuisines. no, greg. i wish my girlfriend liked sushi. i would say it's like a blessing and a curse. i think chiblee could make like a joke about it. the joke could be like women love sushi. that's the whole joke.
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men come from pizza, women come from sushi. my best selling relationship novel. every once in a while i've been watching queer eye. in queer eye they're always talking about love languages. is this a class that i missed in high school? you know what my love language is? my partner not using the limited counter space and the one sink in our kitchen when i'm also using the limited counter space and the one sink in our kitchen. am i right? am i right guys? am i right?
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like i wish people walked single file or maximum like two across on the street as well, but i'm not saying they should have their sidewalk privileges taken away. i think you should have to pass a test to prove that you can drive a car. boo! i will say it's getting crazy out there. driving's getting crazy. i don't know why i'm phrasing this like it's part of my standup bit. oh, if it goes over well, maybe we'll put it in there. anyway, along with the men love pizza, women love sushi bit that everybody loves so much.
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you know like the sushi pieces that sometimes people don't like because they say this one's a little too fishy for me? that's the stuff i get down with the most. what else do you want me to say? women love him. so true. i mean, they're calling me the catch of the century. the guy who doesn't mind trading his tuna piece for your mackerel piece. hang on, this is lock in central. hold, hold, hold, hold. i'm just staring at chad. there you go. gotta grab it.
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it's a good movie. i almost forgot that it existed, honestly. i've never seen it. i'm not against it. i'm not your dad. i knew your dad. and etc. and so on and such as. the bit doesn't hit. it's not a misogynistic bit to say that women love sushi. can we just get google to answer the question for us? i'm just gonna say... listen, if jay leno came up to you on the street and said,
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do all of your friends love it because they're all women? that's true, man. my god. table justin at the sushi restaurant table for nine please. i don't think i know anyone who dislikes. yeah, i understand. no, the bit okay. the bit is not that men don't like it. the bit is that it is though. no, the bit is that women on average, the median woman likes sushi more than the median man.
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that's the scariest guy i've ever seen in my whole life. you ever see that one? nope. i don't think so. i was muted in talking about sushi, i'm sorry. do all of your friends love it? because they're all women? that's true, man. oh my god. table justin at the sushi restaurant. table for nine, please. i don't think i know anyone who dislikes sushi. yeah, i just don't understand this bit at all. no, the bit, okay.
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here's the joke, women love sushi and men love pizza. that's the joke that people are like he should really stop saying it because it's starting to raise eyebrows around here. i mean, i love sushi. i love both honestly. yeah, which one do you love more? sushi. sushi. that's unusual. i'm a little sushi. i'm a little fish sicker. okay. sushi on pizza, justin, do it. no. if you were a woman,
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