Quotes about “Woke”
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i'd like to stay up. i don't mean to throw you. oh god you fuck when rob told the matter he woke up at 6 30 p.m. today. yeah, i had nothing to do with that. i know that's why i'm i'm giving you the chance to oh, it's like there's dilemma i'm giving you the chance to rat on your friend why that's around on rob? i like rob. i'll i'd be my only question is how i
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you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now.
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oh god rob's back that was amazing! rob's back? rob's in chat probably heard us talk shit maybe he just woke up
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no, you woke up earlier. remember we talked to him for a while. oh, that's right. hey, it's perfect timing! we're gonna run some ads here. we're gonna come back and play the jackbox party pack 2. so for now, thanks for watching and we'll see you next time. jack back. in three minutes. see you next time in three minutes. next time in just a second. yes, i was talking shit, rob. oh really? cat, if you jump on this computer, i'm gonna jump on your brain, which is your computer.
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i woke up at like 3am because kate was watching bear's t shirt ad with the sound all the way up. right next to me. what is this lady doing? why'd she do that? i don't know! she wanna wake you up? i think that might have been it. i was resentful temporarily though. how many times should i invent bear or, invent bear invite bear? like hundreds if you want. okay. i'll do two. what is kate says don't even? why don't you offer something in your own defense, kate?
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other stuff. and he didn't wake up, he was out cold, man. ever? he never woke up? no, he died. turns out he's allergic to hard boiled eggs. just the shells though. yeah, just the shells. unfortunately for him. poached him! nice.
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getting drunk off of fireball and champagne i had in like this gift basket and apparently quiz knows like delivered or some service delivered quiz knows from i don't know. i was pretty drunk so i ordered two turkey ranch swiss and like i ate them all i guess sure yeah, and then i woke up the next day it's in my garbage pail full of fireball and turkey i've been the head of our ball since i
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and l broke a jammer then did nothing else that round? pardon me? i have like 30 points, that's five drone kills and three jammers. that's like three cameras man. that's very true. just woke up at 1 43 a.m. how is that possible? maybe they have a job. maybe they're a youtuber. that's true.
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sorry, i'm like super low energy. you probably can hear me yawning about a hundred times and it's just because i woke up at 10 p.m. yesterday and my day has been continuously going so i'm gonna be going to bed like right after the stream which i know sounds ridiculous but my sleep schedule has been so destroyed. so i just had to try and hold on and get through the day and not fall asleep.
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50 nuggets right now and i'm being serious. dude, i would love that. that's a bit too many for me to stay. i have not eaten yet today. i woke up like super late. you don't have to just have to get some work stuff done. it's almost like 4 p.m. what's the question mark book? it gives you one of the random mapping items every time you use it. we could go out and get the nugs now if you really need them. i'm not gonna do it on today's stream. i'm just saying that i'm now at least at the point where i can understand the desire to eat 50 nuggets.
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it's called arkinsass. i've never had an arkinsass, actually. but i bet wendy's has the most artisanal arkinsass. oh, what is you? pertho. what's pertho? it rerolls like the d6. you use it exactly like the d6. oh, i know what a d6 is. you guys have the breakfast burritos from mcdonald's yet? nope. yeah, we've had those for like years. kate woke up super early and got me one.
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man, i thought my schedule was messed up. you stay up to like 6 in the morning every day so i was staying up until like 2 in the afternoon and then sleeping until it's dark out so i'm finally back into like the real world again, which is a nice feeling i woke up at 7 a.m. this morning. i was brought taco bell. hooray a case of ela. oh
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does anyone you know or has anyone you've known ever had testicular torsion? there was a dude in my high school. he like wasn't there one day and the next day we were like, what's up? he's like, oh i had to go to the hospital cuz i woke up and my my scrotum was like twisted and i had testicular torsion again, that's actually that makes
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