Quotes about “Wojak”
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1953.70
there's wojak, like there's a lot of bald energy out there. hank schrader, captain jean luc picard, those are all different kinds of energy. they're not all the same energy. bruce willis in die hard does not have the same energy as jared from storage wars, come on. it's a sentence that doesn't even make sense. i know you're gonna say, to be fair, i don't even know who jared from storage wars is. that's very fair. i'll give you that one. mike ermentraut.
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4140.98
like, cursed wojak. like, he's got a skillet and he looks like so scared and his hair is so, uh, like wispy and stuff. like, he's actually like, he's so cursed to look at. it's so funny. dude, i and then it got me it sent me down a rabbit hole. cause then i was looking up like, what the hell is a new world monkey versus an old world monkey? okay, so the old world monkeys are the monkeys that live in like,
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129.38
weeping, wojak with the, you know, the hair and the glasses that i'm talking about in the middle. can i get a california roll, a dolphin roll, and a red dragon roll please with edamame and miso soup? can you let this go? there's dozens of us, okay?
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149.96
i thought you hated it, anamami? i do. i'm either the wojak whose brain is so big he's sitting on it as a chair or the wojak with his head caved in. it really depends on the day. although today i'm feeling a lot better than i was feeling at the end of yesterday's stream for sure. i actually slept in until i woke up at like 3 a.m and then i said not today, satan. and i slept until about 5 45. did you roll some of the herb? i'm not gonna answer that.
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172.84
the peloton community when matt wilpers says he lost 10 pounds so he looked fit in his wedding photos. incredibly angry, wojak. the peloton community when matt wilpers shouts out for the seventh time this ride, i pedal for whiskey. bat chest, uh, bat chest, wojak. also read a post on r slash peloton cycle today that said, um, on today's pop punk ride, i got passed by someone who had a 30 minute pb of 4.11.
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1676.16
the logo was like the giga chad basically. it wasn't like a one for one copy of giga chad, but it was like the wojak meme where the guy is turned sideways and he has the beard and you know, like the haircut that was cool like five years ago before ramen hair became like the cool haircut. and the slogan was like enhancing your enchanted memories or something like that. and i was like, man, this must have opened like two months ago.
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1782.54
they like cook the pie and then right when you order it they throw like a handful of refrigerated shredded mozzarella cheese on it. i'm like man, something about that kind of it sounds like it would hit the spot. what are americans doing to pizza? making it better. i'm not even american but i got a recognized game when i see it. you ever see the classic uh, wojak?
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4306.66
lawns are a vibe check for people that come to your house. i think you got the guy, me personally, i understand you're making conversation, okay? but i also think you're taking it too seriously. it's just like if i looked at it, you know the wojak that's like cracked out? the gooner wojak that has like the thin scraggly hair coming out of his head and like the sunken eyes and the like pube beard and stuff like that.
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87.58
i don't know if you've ever grown a beard, but i started to have like, like i looked at myself in the bathroom mirror yesterday and i was just like, this doesn't look right. there's like, you know the wojak that looks like he's like gooned it and not taking his multivitamins? you know what, like the, forgive the verbiage, the cracked out wojak where he's like, and then the beard is like coming out in straight lines from his face.
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5460.38
ryan, do you like, do you jack off like a goblin? i just thought about like the funniest, the funniest kinematic look for like jerking off would be like a rounded spine. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, like the dude self soaking, the meme, the wojak? yeah, yeah, like the farted pygmy. oh no, chiblee! i'm dead. i'm not dead. okay, we gotta get out of here, we gotta get out of here. it's all fucked, man. i have a fucking coil head on me. what do you mean?
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4076.42
unfortunately, i've already depicted you as the depressed wojak. guess what, buddy? guess what? guess what? you're in the sphere! right? right, guys? that was good, right? that was good? there was... i saw a bear on our team. what the fuck is that, dude? there was a bear on our team going ursa mode and i said, let's trap people in here. okay, there's another team fight taking place over here. great talent. you don't want the smoke? get healed, kid. what's going on here?
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