Quotes about “Without an ass”
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they did an amazing job. ten times they understood the assignment without a doubt. still getting our ass beat, unfortunately. it happens. i can run you for a round if i got to. now we need the scale. this is such a huge purchase. two, four, four, ah! one sold. buy me, place me. no, no, no, because i don't want you to have that. yeah, yeah. okay, okay, okay, okay. not getting the level two llama is going to haunt my dreams for life, but
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3634.36
in my old age i need a few seconds to process when you say something like that. that's true, i understand that. like a 3 2 1? can i ask a question without trying to come across an insane motorist? yeah. why does it take everybody else at a green light three seconds to move their ass?
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2693.76
okay, well here's what i'm gonna do just to save our ass a little bit. pop the unicorn horn, run into these guys! still not generating flies, which i think is real silly, but in this way should have put ourselves in a position where it's more likely for me to kill this room without taking a staggering amount of damage myself. in fact, unicorn horn is an item that maybe even would be better than the white pony in this case, but i can't pass up the ability to fly. forgot that we had a 1 up too, that's gonna be interesting.
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1922.40
here's the thing, i bet he thinks she still looks good in the red dress, but he's just... he's too smart to realize he's dumb. i guess is what i'm trying to say. he probably thought, you know what would be nice is i'll just... i'll tell her that the black dress looks better because it's slimming and then she'll be really happy because, you know, she'll be like, oh, i like the black dress too. that's not very smart. you can't be honest. you can be honest without being an ass. yes, correct.
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1020.88
indisputably one of the best familiars is the way i would describe it i would rather have sucky bus than little brim i think most of the time the exception will be if i'm doing like absolutely no damage then you want to have little brim without a doubt to kind of carry your ass i'm not saying it's like a it's like a 10 out of 10 item versus a 2 but i might be like a 9 versus an 8 open that chest on our way back. oh, yeah a little too slow shouldn't a chance that leo
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443.08
i mean, like, yes, it's an addiction, but also it's just it's a teenager, so he just thinks he's cool. oh, yeah. yeah. he's like, check it out. i'm just like that guy who's wiping his ass with the toilet paper he brought. yeah. yeah. we're both breaking the rules. and then it reeks like fucking cotton candy or something like that. yeah. yeah. i was a big man with the lemon pound cake. fucking smoke pouring out of his mouth. i can't go four seconds without, like, lemon pound cake smoke coming out of his mouth. it's going fruit loops. three, two, one, go.
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1649.32
pearl's pretty good. it probably clears you easily. you have double shield, man? you're kinda, you're kinda tempting me, but i know long term you're ass, but you don't really work without a full aquatic board. but you, i can't get rid of you. it's very you 25 damage?! you're flicking my ballsack with this 25 damage. get out of here, dude. you're welcome to the party, pal. you also can be welcome to the party. you're an aquatic item. you're guess what, buddy? welcome to the party. you get sold.
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or clean the machine. i will say at the hotel, the number of particularly old dudes who would go, you know, ass in the saddle on the recumbent bike for like an hour and then just leave the gym without even wiping it down is fucking heinous man. like it's just absolutely coded in like 60 something ass sweat. watching youtube videos about like watch collections and shit like that.
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5972.18
i understand not wanting to consume so much soy, but like the difference, you know, if you walked into like a starbucks and you're like, i'll take a cappuccino with oat milk and they're like, oh, we only have soy milk. like you would walk out. i could pick you up over my head. that's just my personal opinion is that i could pick you up over my head. i also think, and i don't even think this one, like you might be stronger than me. i would crush your ass on the peloton without a doubt. that one is not even an option.
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10 year old that's ever been on film. i got a soft spot for rain of fire for whatever reason. at least it has the audacity to be ass in a cool way. why didn't you like the creator? can i say something without people getting mad? i'm not totally sure that john david washington has the sauce to be a leading man. i don't dislike him as an actor, but i feel like
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