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i do like what it did for my character though, he looks a lot better this way. how does it feel to finally face left again? it actually is really free. oh! it's not cancelling it, because i was too low on mana before, that's why. nice, you got him. knocked the burger right out of him. i hate it because i was mad. that was an angry burger. what's this thing? looks like it's got norse runes on it. it's in a nook shook. i don't think we can walk across the top of it, but i don't know why it's here. flavor, maybe.
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i know! wait, why does ryan look like a stretch armstrong and we look like minions or something? you got a fucking problem, why don't you say it to my face? he had to earn those arms. he really did. how did you survive? ryan gets cosmetic and functional upgrades because he's getting paid to play this on the nlsx. you have five baseballs with your name on them right here. i think you're all fucked to be totally honest. i don't know where that baseball is, i'm scared.
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now that's the guy who does who did it all, really. yeah. he's the total package. also if the total package wants to subscribe, i'd be fine with that too. me too. and duck souls! quack quack, four months in a row! what are you ? chad, why are you mad that i traded my spear at heart? i traded it for one penny. that is a fair trade. oh my god. this sub train is redonkulous. nick, don't you use your bullshit marketing techniques on me. please faith 26 months!
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yeah he did. fucking died. he's like rotted to shit now at this point. he's probably a skeleton. well, you know, why he took it in that direction, but... he is kinda skeleton like already. oh yeah, i guess it didn't take him very long. yeah. sorry michael. it was like that key and peele sketch where they make fun of hell's kitchen. so like, you know, your dish was really good at being bad. oh, i'm sorry chef. i mean michael jackson bad.
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i'm not accepting any too soon nonsense for showing up. i didn't say it was too soon, i just said it's sad. the fictionalized death of william wallace. i thought they really did draw in courtroom though. well yeah, but you had... oh, the real fictionalized death. did dracula beat his drum? yeah, dracula beat his drum. that's why mel gibson has not been in a movie since braveheart, because they actually... they went all the way. it was fucked up. he was really into that movie.
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furmark was crashing for me until i rma'd my gpu. that's... that sounds very familiar. yeah, i've heard that story recently. is that what you did? uh, yeah. furmark didn't crash for me though, it was only it was exclusively like opengl. but i'm not gonna get into that, because mostly i don't know what i'm talking about. by the way, big shout out to rumblemuffin for helping me diagnose it. thanks, rumblemuffin! as always, rumblemuffin comes through in the clutch, greatest man of all. yeah, he was basically like, hey, i'm a genius, why don't you run this? and then i ran it, and he was like, oh, there's your problem.
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why didn't i pick up those books? why does that even... should i do that? i did it. did you guys see that video of the japanese streamer who like set that fire? yeah, i think i would bring that up actually, but yeah, i did see that. i mean, i don't want to like harp on a guy. he's already got enough problems with like setting his apartment on fire. what?
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it is. windows 8 never happened, so... ryan, why didn't you desk defend me? i don't know, the desk doesn't work, man. got him! we tried it, but the desk doesn't work anymore. but your copy of windows 10 is waiting. yeah, you're right. god dammit. i did that for all of us so we could use the space better. he almost rocked ya. i know he almost rocked my ass. oh, what?
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look, i don't want to get too far down this i have this garbage can filled with gasoline surely that will take out the tingling. look, i mean i have sympathy that he started a fire in his house, but at the same time. oh my god i did it again. that's probably why they tell you like don't start fires in your house. don't really start fires in your house. yeah
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i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i
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do you have lasers? he probably wouldn't tell me if he did. i have lasers, yes. probably shouldn't have actually. that's okay, i appreciate it. that fucking bob ross channel is 46,000 viewers. nah, that doesn't surprise me at all. it's quite a cool little experiment they're doing with it. i think bob ross is a pretty cool dude. yeah, why not? why not think bob ross is a pretty cool dude? so relaxing.
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that's not gonna do anything. alright, what do you do with this fucking laser, man? making this very complicated. just try to destroy the nuke. that's not gonna do it. try to destroy aluc. aluc's really getting a rough go on this one. he's just for today! yeah. i still like you, aluc. he's okay. and yes, i did just shoot through my own diamond mine for some reason. i'm not quite sure why i did that. oh, that was that was pretty clutch.
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did i... am i supposed to kill him? no. yeah, i would recommend it if you can. why is he hanging? well, he's gonna cut himself up. he's hanging straight swangin', man. wait, wait, wait, he's got gold. he's got gold. what is gold? do you love gold? i like gold as much as mike lalo fox. you know what blew my mind? the other day i realized, whoa, mike myers played gold member in the film gold member.
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yeah, i mean i ate that thing. he like lives in the ground and he comes out and he's like, oh i got fucking skull heads. i live in the ground and i'll give you a pound. well he does have like these weird little kind of like dicks that kind of shoot out which is... yeah he noodles you to death with those dicks. yeah he... oh! i got godhead. wow that's like a big deal i guess. shit why didn't i... he's playing as the law so that's kind of... wait a minute dude did i muck that? yeah i totally fucked that. shit.
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calling me, calling me. one little voice is calling me. should be calling tyrone. why isn't there a rune of toblerone? promo rune. skype's lighting up. oh, i'm leaving some messages for tyrone here. lovers. and a dangerous space time. a dangerous time. i think i already did that. i'm scared he said he had something for me.
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oh, well, i cannot be online for two seconds without nick inviting me to play duck game. i invited elucidate mathis also to see who would show up. really? yeah. mathis can only join when he beats me in a daily challenge. he was tweeting that he did it real fast today. yeah, he did, but his score sucked. his score always sucks though. yeah. my score is better than him. you don't even qualify, mister. you don't think? wait, why?
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i have four soy milks and it's still not very strong. four soy milks? yeah. why did he say the word that time? i've done it so... like one out of every 50 he'll say the word now. dude, that's the secret. that's 109. it's actually one out of every 109 times. n.l.'s egg shaped wig. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm doing my part to kill the 109 meme by just driving it into the ground.
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well, you know that's the the value stuff is made to be consumed in incredibly large quantities that's why it's so good on a per unit cost basis. i see so he at least found found the valley in that certain hidden valley is an artisan ranch meant to be used sparingly in university i had a couple of friends who did like the maple syrup chugging challenge thing apparently it's like
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from a poop in the original basement room. that's op op. chad, do you want me to do 100 more? or are you happy with this weird ass circle run that i've got going now? people begged me not to reroll that one. and i looked him in the face and i said no. he did it anyway. you can't control me. i'm batman. this one's like still pretty good. circle run's fucking strong though. like i'll just reroll it though cause it's like... why not right?
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and why? i think it was funnier. i think there is better characterization and overall it's just a more engaging adventure. why is grandma's boy better than schindler's list? oh, because it's funnier. i don't think it is actually. i think schindler's list is better. he's dead? what are you talking about? this is the strongest loss run i've ever had in my life. fucking no range, sac dagger, holy water. did you not see the holy water? it's easy to miss. i have tears that make enemies smaller when i hit them.
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a little salty, i'm not gonna disrespect my audience and say that i'm not a little salty when i am a little salty, but uh... why are you so salty? it's hard boss. one day we will figure out how to game this guy and he will not be a problem again. biznap says you shoot him very very slowly in the first phase, like one shot every five seconds and that'll recalculate your dps to make him weaker. did you lose?
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you know that people play competitive foosball? it's actually sick as hell. yeah, it's cool actually. oh man, that was very satisfying. pretty much completely squandered my chance there. yeah, i have a feeling that might happen. why, because you squandered? yeah, like i basically scored it on our own net. oh, zillaria, he scored it on our own. yeah. i seen him, he did it. i don't think the hockey modifier is in the game yet. no, it's december.
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high gravity. 1v1. no one ever hit the ball. exactly. it kind of makes me want to throw up a little bit. yeah, i just hate it. i hate everything. does the time go slow too? because it shouldn't. i think the time is normal. fuck that. fuck you canadian cannabis piece of shit. wow, that's like super rude. yeah. good. he's not dang weed. why did that not happen? oh, because everything goes super slow.
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that was great. did you guys get the unreal tournament one? no, i already had it. ten times over. i got another warframe one. that's cool. why'd you get that again? a different one. i had the dragon one before, now i got the one that's like the side of a fist. josh can talk now because he's in the triple digits. i am. you made it happen. thanks dude. bear says, y'all wanna do customs or nah? you can get any of this, i lies. moon ball. alright, i kinda like this one.
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that was a meat. oh that's bad! okay, just lick the wind, thread the needle. don't lick the wind or thread the needle. why are you gonna lick the wind? that one was kinda close. what are those?! exactly true. no! no! no! what's your name? how did i do it?! i'm loaded up there somewhere. that was fun. oh no. i like this. oh! he got me on the jump!
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yeah, well he's not actually a rock, he's just a fuzzy friend. oh, okay. he goes, rock, meow. why did they ever shape pet rocks into forms of animals? that'd be like, way better. they probably did. yeah, actually. yeah, like a chinchilla. chinchillas aren't made of rocks. ah, you say that, but i mean, have you ever actually looked inside of a chinchilla? no, i've never seen inside of one. well, there you go. what kind of stuff's in there for you? i mean, it could be rocks, that's all i'm saying.
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alright, i have beaten the tutorial. do i have to beat the tutorial? no, i think i'm good. what the cat, stop licking my hand! i'm trying to change the scene! that's not the scene, that's my ad that i did for my shirt! i bet it's tomo licking your hand. it's ryuka, he's fucking mad. stop licking my hand. why is he so mad? i don't know. he's a cat. you think i can speak to him? i can't speak to him. maybe you can. man, the computer sucks balls with this. yeah, they're like really bad.
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why did that work differently for you? i don't know man. hooray! i also have more speedrunners available to me in your lobby for some reason. he's like, he's resting on top of my arm like he's a freaking gauntlet or something. aww. that's so cute! and then you just punch people and then their limbs break. i'll consider it. alright. alright cat, i need my arm back. i don't know if i like the new moving sounds.
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alright, that's a lot of pulses. what the fuck? there we go. oh, what the fuck? you canadian bastards. i don't even know what the story is. what did canada do now? i heard you guys dumped a bunch of like, sewage into some lake of ours. oh, that's bullshit. does that sound like something a canadian would do? it doesn't, that's why it was so odd. i heard canada fucking murdered president obama. whoa. wow. oh, i lost. i, you know, i'm gonna be honest, i hadn't heard that he had been murdered.
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why is pretty cool man you should give it a chance. why he belongs to canada? why? your ass belongs to me. will you ever sing rick astley with biznap in rock bands? oh he did that once actually it was pretty good. rick astley is never gonna give you up in rock bands? yeah. really? yeah i heard him sing it.
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