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Team Unity Plays - NHL 18 - Episode 11

Northernlion Sat Jul 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

31.76 you know what i think we should honor that. asterisk somewhere like a guarantee of victory this year. yeah look at these dudes were in a real nhl state. there's fire. this is the real deal but this is this is it. no one's given us a chance. this i want you to know these guys have taken the time to customize the paint on the railings in this arena. so they're they're serious players ok. they got king though we know as we Search ↗
94.82 what's wrong with that? i got no special stats. i just got like a slightly augmented stick blade color. yo, they they know what they're doing we bite off more than we could chew here nice cover. well. it's not like we're gonna play the other team. yeah, yeah, and you should be on a guy at least that's all i ask i so what i do in my head and correct me if i'm wrong. i just keep the triangle i Search ↗
258.38 oh look at that, we scrambled their brains a little. yeah they didn't expect that. run our sets? look at that, just you what are they gonna do? i'm a little mad. see how he came after you? i'm a little upset. i just wanted to see what they were gonna do, now we know what they're gonna do. one time me, one time me daddy. no. no, you just got the block. no! alright there you go, there you go, yep. go that way. nice pass, dan, get ready. get ready, one time, one time. let it rip kid. Search ↗
355.46 the one thing is, obviously we don't have a lot of offensive time. yeah, no kidding. we don't. i felt like we had a decent amount. what were the numbers? i think you got one shot. i had a shot that was blocked. i made about four passes in the whole period. Search ↗
401.70 sorry, i thought you kept going. it's like when we play those wild dudes that are doing all these crazy dekes and waiting to get in the zone. it's like you don't know what they're doing. nice! you got it, melfie. ooh! i believed in the melf. i tried for the upper decker left. oh, there's a goal. oh. that's cool. alright, i'm gonna tie him up. okay. i'm coming in and try to dink it out to melfie. yeah, i'm gonna stay near the blue. there it is. let that puppy fly. Search ↗
539.28 i can get by with it. you like normal like hellman's mayo too? nah, i'm not a big mayo guy. what's the deal with this? dude, i gotta do a poll that remind me after this. i feel like i'm one of the few people that digs both. it's an extremely polarizing thing and i don't know why. oh, that's all my bad. alright, so i'm just gonna lay this out there. if you want me to be dialed, Search ↗
565.66 don't ask me out, mayo, and i'm okay with not being dialed, but we got all our channels on the line. oh, that's a penalty shot. i'll do the pull, that's a penalty shot. and i'm one for goofy banton. we got our youtube channels on the line. you know the move. you know what's coming. let's go. you've seen it a thousand times before. the visor, it sees the future. i did take the soldier 76 visor. i'm waiting to unlock it. Search ↗
688.88 shaking nuts did it melt let that puppy fly. oh, i should have waited two microseconds he's a god. so good. ah, all right, so come on, no easy goes. all right. what i think they got a penalty or yeah, we got a penalty shot i think okay. all right, ryan took a shot. oh, yeah interference. it's on you dan. you got a chance you do it for james Search ↗
756.10 oh, my bad. oh, sorry. no shots, no shots, no shots. that's my fault. dude, that's the best game we've ever had. absolutely. so good. so good. lockhart is gonna be iced. it's about mayonnaise. miracle whip's got a little sugar in it though, doesn't it? mayonnaise is like no sugar. oh, what is this? i think that might be the difference. yeah, miracle whip's a little sweeter. this is the moment right here. Search ↗
783.58 it's so greasy. the whole audience is quiet. oh, come on, man! what's your guys' grades right now? i got b minos across the board. i'm all cs. i'm not doing really much of anything. but maybe that's the key. yo, is this period stats or is this overall game? so like for the first two periods. Search ↗
844.16 okay, just keep it tight. yep. i got you. what is he doing? oh, they're trying to run their sets. yeah, exactly. so they run their sets by one of us making a mistake. not gonna happen. not today! not any day! hold him back. oh, i thought you had him. that was great. that was great. let's go! i actually meant to pass that to ryan originally, but because i wasn't facing you, i think it went to dan. nice. oh, i like it. oh, come on lockhart, come on! Search ↗
886.26 no, we got this guy. nice, danny. okay. i'm not taking any more. i'm gonna carry one time. that wasn't a high percentage pass. i got him. i like it. malf, you're open. what do we got here? what do we got? little bm. little bm. little bm. they gave you a window. yeah. they had to take it. king was just waiting. Search ↗
965.80 carry that. oh, i tried it again. i got greedy. all right, we gotta get hustle back. hustle back. hustle back. no, the leather. okay, okay. slow it down. slow it down. that's a penalty shot. you know what's coming. put the icing on the cake here. no pressure. i got ice in my veins right now. it looks like i tackled you. Search ↗
1132.08 all i gotta say is dan you're really lucky. that's not off but i push all the single chip in. chip in a chair it's a risky maneuver. what a win dude. we get to stay in the div now. Search ↗
1187.52 oh man, that's the most satisfying win in history. without a single doubt. we walked in, that's like a rocky iv, you're going into drago. we haven't been training? we're playing in russia? i got new shoelace colors. i feel like that should be an epi. you know, it stands on its own. you know what? sounds good to me. excuse me, where's my oh it's sock tape? sock tape color one? Search ↗
1218.48 well we gotta go with the short pants then if that's the case, cause you gotta be able to see the sock tape. then one second you got a little sock tuck. what did we unlock? oh that's dirty! those are like jinkojeans dude! what color laces? nah the laces are still white. but now i got a little yellow band on my sock tape. oh man. well thanks for watching, hope you enjoyed the episode. if you did click the like button it was a great deal of course subscribe if you wanna see more of the future of reality. thanks for watching, we'll see you next time. see ya! byeee! Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 66 [Lactose Intolerant]

Northernlion Thu Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.28 hey, my name is northernlion and i fucking suck at the binding of isaac fudge. okay. not doing so well recently. that's okay. minus three? could be worse. maggie or eve? maggie or eve? let's do maggie. we're due for maggie run. you know, the only way out is through. you know what winston churchill said? bring me my brandy. no, he said, if you're going through hell, keep going. that's what we're gonna try to do. Search ↗
472.18 xcom, enemy unknown, dishonored, so many good games. i really think, and this is a weird conversation to be having here when i'm playing what is probably my 2014 game of the year, at least thus far, i think 2014, apart from a few standouts like the binding of isaac rebirth and dark souls 2, even though i know a lot of people are not as into dark souls 2 as i am, as i was i guess at one point. i'm not taking wiggle worm, i'll tell you that much. but, uh... Search ↗
498.72 i think apart from a few releases like that we've seen a lot of fairly major disappointments this year. you know watch dogs didn't turn out to maybe be the barn burner that a lot of people maybe expected that it would be. ftl advanced edition is one of my favorite games of the year but that's an expansion to a game that came out in 2012. i'm trying to think of what else... like assassin's creed unity let people down after assassin's creed 4 was considered one of the most well received in the franchise. Search ↗
525.46 i think, you know, not to say that there haven't been good games this year. there's been a lot of good indie stuff. or a decent amount of good indie stuff at least. you know, transistor's pretty cool. i think it's just a little bit of an off year, but i'm gearing up towards an amazing 2015 hopefully. you know, you have an off year and then that's because people are saving their stuff for the next good year maybe. i don't know. that's what my hope is at least. so i'm gonna take dad's key with me. why? because it does allow us to open that door at the bottom. of, well, the bottom meaning in this case. Search ↗
579.34 second secret room here? little scary to look. i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's another new boss altogether. i have no effin idea, mate. what if we use dad's key here? i was seeing if that would actually open the golden chest in that other lock as well. we'll totally buy the compass here. but yeah, i'm getting a little breathless here. hopefully you understand what i mean. is it the same as the secret that you get for opening that door in the chest? or sorry, in the dark room? that was so bad. Search ↗
610.40 don't know we're gonna find out though. this is what it is. it's a learning experience. i'm really loving this run so far there's some innate absurdity for sure to be had here with the run that we've got going on let's check out our curse room. i don't really care all right Search ↗
654.32 plus, i should point out by the way, petrified, or not petrified, but lucky rock, kind of the same effect as petrified poop just in a different area, is a really, really good synergy for us. i mean it's pretty obvious, it gives us the opportunity to get a ton more money from rocks that were gonna be exploding all the time anyway. but yeah, this is a ridiculous run. more damage would be nice, but really what i would love to have here is like spoonbender. spoonbender to make it so our ipecac shots actually landed. Search ↗
700.84 alright, so here comes a shower of cash. we actually oh, you know what we did? we created a bridge, somehow, for that chest to get out. i have never seen that before. then our bombs pushed the chest out. this is... this is hilarious. i'm loving it. uh, oh my god, i thought i'd stranded myself in the middle of that there for a second. even more money. so we should have a lot to buy and a lot to donate on this run, that's for sure. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun! close. Search ↗
759.38 one of these days, wendy, i'll take you away from this town and we'll play the 1812 overture all over town! you can ride town with town if you're bruce springsteen. you can do whatever the fuck you want. he's the fucking boss. it's right there in his name. health up is fine by me. apparently it's like not just lucky rock, it's lucky mushroom as well. which is what i've aww. nicknamed part of my body. lemon party. i really love lemon party. not the website, you you freaking... jerkholes. Search ↗
821.74 now we can much more easily find... did i use a key there too? okay, someone's gotta slap me for that one. what was i gonna say? yeah, now we can more easily find secret rooms. but anyway, we don't need to use any more keys in the future, so let's enjoy that i guess. hey, it's a health upgrade again! hopefully a deal with the devil awaits us here. i would love to stack up some more damage without compromising our rate of fire. that would be hilarious. i mean, it's really... it only damages the enemies, right? like, it's... we're never gonna take more damage than we're already taking from our existing hits. it's just the game that's gonna suffer. or like, the enemies that are gonna suffer. Search ↗
854.60 oh, it's the perfect boss. oh, i'm loving it. he's trapped in the corner. what the fuck do i do? you see that little head shake he was throwing out there? that was awesome. sure, old bandage is fine. every time we hit ourselves accidentally like an idiot, we'll have a chance to not suffer completely for it. oh, sweet bad trip pill. that was a really good deal with the devil. followed it up with a tears upgrade at least. eh, it's fine. okay, down to the next floor. so i believe that using dad's key is the way that if you don't take the deals with the angel, you can still get that special boss. Search ↗
948.70 alright, mask of infamy, you're like my ideal boss fight because not only do i get to kick the shit out of you, but normally you're a pain in my butthole. so it's like i get extra bragging points as a result. bragging points? you gotta have bragging rights brownie points. you can't have it both ways here. oh, it's beautiful. it's beautiful. this guy is so fucking confused. what the hell does this asshole have going on here? he's shooting these super tiny explosions at me. alright, tears upgrade. i love it. umm... Search ↗
1049.98 if you said runs, that would be different. that would be like a song about kfc's extra crispy. i forgot that we could extinguish these. i rarely do extinguish them because i don't want to get close to them, but hey, worked out well for us there. we'll just hang back pretty much as far as we can and hope that we kind of take care of it. you know what would be the best on this? is rubber cement. i'd like the best... well pyromaniac would obviously be the best. is that triple shot? oh, i'm so fucking happy. Search ↗
1194.18 by dipsy doodling around here, i might have cost myself a chance in the boss rush room, which i really want to do. i really want to get to that boss rush room. so you know what i'm thinking? we got the compass. let's bum rush our way to the boss. we've already been in that devil room. fight the boss, go into boss rush mode. if there's a good item, we take it, then we joker card out. then when we leave, we'll be entered back into the boss room, and we can just leave. so guppy's tale is fine. i'm happy to have it. we do have dad's key. Search ↗
1220.38 i should use it. i have a tendency not to, because i'm an idiot sometimes. one more? fuck. i really thought those would be the last ones. hey tomo buddy, what's up man? how's it going my dog? you staying thug? he's a kitten. i can say it. i don't even know what it means. what do we have here? Search ↗
1245.72 joker and two of hearts. so i used two of hearts for no reason. what do we have over here? oh, it's i exploded it. okay, lots of tarot cards. i'm just gonna stick with the joker card and not let myself get bogged down in the cards that we just unlocked because i kind of feel i should just you know stay on my mission here. this is absurd. i long for the parasite and rubber cement. you know what, judgment's great as well, but you gotta move on. we only got two minutes left here. there's an enemy left? oh. Search ↗
1280.70 this guy? no. what? oh my god. there we go, finally. took like an extra 20 seconds. oh, this has to be the right way, i think. oh, it's like not really worth it. come on, go faster. please die quickly. this is how we end up like ruining our chances here. just go! is this a shortcut? it's kind of a shortcut. Search ↗
1356.54 go fucking ape shit on it. i think we're gonna be totally fine. it looked a little risky for a minute there though. oh, it's insanity! okay, what do we want? we want the negative. oh, but then, okay, because we're not going to the chest. this cements it then. we're gonna go for the lamb kill, even though we do have dad's key. good enough. is that cursed eye and anti gravity tears? oh, i think it's cursed eye. poison touch, box of spiders, anti gravity tears. i think anti gravity tears are gonna fuck us up big time. Search ↗
1448.42 so to throw it all away on a boss rush room that was optional to begin with seems real silly. okay, let's keep it moving here. this scares me. tell you what, for enemies that are kind of annoying, we got what we need here. thank you for the spirit heart. there is still a real chance of my own destruction here. how does it happen? well, we just don't get very much hp back. if i could pick up something like abaddon, i would be over the fucking moon right now. can we just like... Search ↗
1490.06 i think i poisoned him with poison touch despite not even like taking damage against him can we just walk into him then directly we totally can all right well poison touch will take care of him eventually i think took a little bit longer than i'd like to admit, but hey i really should have donated some more money is my main my main complaint about it what has happened to us on that last floor but it really wasn't worth it to sacrifice all that i sacrificed just to get poison touch, but whatever here. we are oh Search ↗
1520.84 most important thing is filling out maggie's post it note. daddy long legs, huh? tough boss. tears upgrade, shot speed down, a little extra hp. don't mind if i do. now if we could just become guppy from these chests, i would be stoked. not a good start. pandora's box will take. gives us something. worst case scenario is like a spirit heart or something. what the fuck? Search ↗
1545.98 what's our other pill here? do we know? health up? oh my god. yeah, we'll take magic mushroom and we get both of them. okay, magic mushroom and wire coat hanger. i think i'll take both then and also a full health pill effectively. so now we have all stats up and we got like 2 hp in the process as well. 3 hp! blue cap gave us hp. see what we got in here. blue cap gave us hp, magic mush gave us hp, and we got an hp upgrade pill. that feels pretty good. bob's rotten head is not worth Search ↗
1577.40 anything right now. oh yeah, good start. okay play cool play cool. hey, i meant to take damage there that's the new meta. you know what maybe we don't need to even open that one. i tried like three times i just couldn't will myself to do it really like shouldn't be this hard to land a shot on this guy we just walk into him let poison touch do what it do also use a bomb. this is convenient easy really there we go finally Search ↗
1612.32 i don't mind, i don't mind. especially cuz. no spirit arts out of that? that's a surprise to me. but oh baby, we're headed down this way anyway, so why not? that makes things easy. and we still have this full health pill. i'm gonna try up. that's our second secret room, which means... oh, what? which means that we're not really desiring to be here. that's okay, we'll see what we get for killing him. which shouldn't be too hard. oh, it's a fucking nightmare, man! Search ↗
1648.24 oh no, this is a regular secret room which probably gave us a big heads up or head start on getting to this boss fight. maybe. jury's still a little out. oh, you should all be dead. think it's down? i think it's down. yeah, felt like down. should have picked up some of that red hp back there. i'm not the smartest man all the time. should also be like holding up before i shoot all the time. there's our second secret room. come on, fallen. work with us here. you know what? you're stronger than i thought. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 197 [Two Princes]

Northernlion Sat Jan 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.20 hey everybody, welcome back to northernlion plays, the binding of isaac rebrood. still trying to farm up those last few remaining items, grind up those last few remaining items. judas this time, which means guaranteed deals with the devil, which means probably like nearly a zero chance unless we do boss rush. so that's i guess what we're going to aim for. jrkt60ck. Search ↗
99.74 you know, absolutely definite. we're two shotting these guys. thank you, blood of the martyr and book of belial. now, what we gotta do is not take very much damage against this guy down here at the back half. we're already like a third of the way through the fight, if not more. so, i appreciate this. very easy, uh, haunt fight, actually. and we'll get jesus juice for some more damage. we're gonna keep exploring for now. Search ↗
228.66 blue baby! alright, well we can go to the angel rouge with this. ignore this seed. wow, that's embarrassing. i don't know what to say, except that i played extremely badly there. 9779g71f. alright, let's do this. i've purged it from my mind, it's very easy to tilt in isaac. tilting... i think it's a word that comes from like the fighting game community. might come from dota, i don't know. Search ↗
273.48 nah, dog. you're a sinking ship, you don't even know it. so we're just gonna play logically and the best thing we can do, you know, the streak is already, i can't really call it hashtag the streak anymore, the streak is behind us and that run where we got so many good items right off the bat is behind us. nobody's sadder about the fact that i don't get to play that run than me, believe you me. but all we can really do is try to make it better from this point onwards, right? i don't like to dwell on the past, prefer to just, you know, truck ahead for the future here and see what we can do. it's my philosophy on life. Search ↗
381.92 or we don't have that anymore, i guess is a more accurate way to put it. well that bomb is definitely gonna work. what the heck? i reversed the polarity on that guy there. oh my god, this is just embarrassing. and that temperance card, not really what i was looking for to be honest with you. be honest with you there jim, i wasn't really excited about that temperance card. wow, alright, this is just not a good start. Search ↗
431.00 that's what i'm worried about right here, not that anything i've done has been on the level of that. what we have to worry about, or what we have to try to do is ensure that this, you know, currently not very good situation doesn't blossom, or mushroom cloud rather, into a, like a slump. you know, two losses is not a slump, the same the two wins is not a streak, but, oh my god, what, why, all of a sudden all the enemies, they seem to be like ten times faster. maybe my brain is just working ten times slower. Search ↗
520.22 i'm not in a rush for real platinum god. justice is good. that golden key is great as well. pick that up right away. get a strength card. ah, the body! so that's spirit art upgrades. we've already had that unfortunately. but it's a great item for us. one of the few items that kinda just saves us from our own prison here. and with golden keys we can walk in here. i don't know what a 2 room does. maybe rerolls all of our item pedestals or something. definitely doesn't reroll everything on the ground. Search ↗
674.08 now, i can feel my body is like, hey, use a bomb against monstro. that shouldn't be necessary. what we're hoping for here is either squeezy or an hp upgrade and then i... my fingers just used that. i didn't give them permission to do that, but i'm kind of glad they did. i guess it sped it up a little bit. again, the lover's card is not totally useless as blue baby if we get dark bomb. the real danger here is that we get a deal with the devil. can't take it because i've been an idiot and taken too much damage. as a result, we find ourselves unable to take a great item. Search ↗
756.48 it's hard to answer that question. i like to be able to stay at a deliberate amount of hp if possible. i'm just going to check this out right away. i'm glad we did. we got gympie. gympie as blue baby is good, and i think we're starting to, you know, crawl our way out of what has been a disaster piece thus far. damage upgrade from ceremonial robes i don't think is fantastic, but it's more than enough to justify the trade we made. that sucks. alright, six keys. mr. boom. i think the tarot cards are more likely to be better for us than mr. boom. Search ↗
847.92 to pay out with the pill. instead what we got was the secret room and none of the above, but hey a bomb for a secret room is still a really good trade. and we're gonna get a spirit heart here. i do still want to create a bridge so we might as well try to blow him up here. who knows what kind of greatness we can get out of this one. two bombs, well there you go. we're gonna more than break even because we're gonna get the secret room and a spirit heart and we got two bombs back. kind of a long room. i am skeptical about our chances to do boss rush which is unfortunate because that's one of the most likely ways that i'm gonna find some of those new items i think. Search ↗
1239.16 you know, create a bridge, we might as well try to attack them in the process. it didn't really work out for us very well there. thank you, uh... celtic cross? is that celtic cross that did that for us? it might have been celtic cross. judgment. okay, alright. i understand now. let's go in here first. it's very risky. and roughly worked out. you wanna use like two of diamond's judgment, but we wanna see what's in our shop first. and we wanna see if we get extra, you know, money first. Search ↗
1380.52 are gonna have no new items, minus the expansion stuff if slash when it comes out. which i'm assuming... i'm not... i have no reason to believe it won't come out. i'm just, you know, it's not existing yet, so i'm trying to hedge my bets. you know what? let's be positive. holy water? at least we don't have to get holy water in a deal with the angel at some point. that's as positive as i can be about that. let's move on for now. and i... i like parts of this run and dislike other parts of it, but, uh... that's okay. i think we might have a good shot at finding our second secret room here. alright. Search ↗
1766.76 it's starting to get to the point where we can foresee a win here. this would help a lot if we had the obvious payouts that we were looking for. we could just dip set out of this room as well. oh, that could be a rules card. aizah ace. that's probably a seed that you can go play. aizah ace. you should give it a try and see what's up with that. i don't know what that seed is. Search ↗
2188.24 hope that we can find a curse room on the way here. i don't think it's worth it. you know, what are we looking for? a joker card or something out of that? i'm not a joker, you're a turkey. that doesn't really work. yeah, keep our flies alive so that we can generate more of them and hopefully, i mean, i don't think we'll be able to kill mom's heart rate away, but i think we'll be able to not suffer too much in the process. good. yeah, anytime... it actually is a big win if we can kill an enemy before... Search ↗
2318.34 this room is gonna cost us some flies, so we're gonna go. alright. we still have one emperor card for the next floor. if you're wondering what i was doing, basically i was like, first off we can probably generate some flies, secondly maybe there's just gonna be like a tinted rock on the ground, or maybe the enemies are gonna be easy enough that i'd rather fight them and see what consumable they have. so my general strategy is no longer like pop the emperor card in that first room. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH - Let's Play - Episode 437 [Ordered]

Northernlion Tue Aug 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

92.54 it's not only like a semi large room, but then you're gonna put like nine immolated hoppers. they start immolated seems a little uncouth well, okay you cannot afford to almost take damage like that you know what we lost a spirit heart or half a spirit heart the virus is pretty good i think we will take our opportunity here to shoot this fire curse of the unknown is like the number one destroyer of street confidence worldwide you see it Search ↗
123.16 in my videos, you'll see it in other people's videos as well. curse of the unknown is what frightens you. it is the thing that goes bump in the night. you guys ever watch that tv show when you were a kid? this is one of those moments where i bring this up and i know that there's gonna be comments like, holy shit, this completely bizarre, maybe even canadian, i'm not sure, it might have been american, tv show. Search ↗
146.72 for kids from the mid 1990s, i always wanted to remember the name but i never could. bump in the night, go look it up. it was about trash, i think, or monsters that lived under someone's bed. they sang sometimes. bump in the night, anybody? bueller? yo, you know what i'm talking about. this guy definitely knows what i'm talking about. i'm trying to think. there's a character... the guy's name might have just been bumpy. i can't remember. Search ↗
240.50 but, you know, it's more like a frankenstein's monster light because it wasn't actually created by dr. frankenstein. anyway, let's get the hell out of here. we got a torn photo. um, well, you know what? let's not get the hell out of here. we have three bombs, so we should probably make an effort to... Search ↗
315.30 these enemies are basically stationary. let's, you know, pick our battles here. we don't necessarily need to go over the top on this one. alright, so there i can take the rest of the episode off from commentary. three spirit hearts in one? no, no, no, no, no, no. that was two spirit hearts and then the poop that just happened to be next to it had one spirit heart. that is still extremely noteworthy because the odds of getting spirit heart out of a random poop are what?! Search ↗
368.74 you know what? i think we owe it to ourselves to try to go a little deeper than just a luck upgrade here. sure, game kid's probably more useful, so we'll take that for now and reroll the other one. mom's wig, i think we can go a little harder here. book of shadows, i think is more useful, and i will start spending money here. unicorn horn is not more useful. and we got lifesteal in the end. so, i actually wish that we'd gone with the luck foot, and i kinda thought that maybe that situation would end up happening. but we did get, um... Search ↗
410.40 in my opinion at least. so, this is... what i was gonna say before we found the item room and it became another little thing in and of itself is that it doesn't take much to tilt the equilibrium to turn a possible loss into a near guaranteed win and honestly, a huge supply of spirit hearts and enough money to buy something or at least some more spirit hearts from the shop can do it. that is... Search ↗
534.84 we got a lemon party and then we're just gonna bounce. so that was well worth it for the pretty fly. uh, the d10. this is one of those items that i still don't understand fully. like i don't really get where it fits. so, hp wise we're a little bit off on this run, but i don't think it's gonna last very long. sure. why not? um, when i say a little off... oooookay, we're still safe. ahh, we're not safe anymore. uh, what i mean is that, um... Search ↗
620.48 the demon hearts that i desire. it doesn't have to give me very many for it to be useful enough to give us a good chance at winning. and you know what? this is a pretty good run for a deal with the angel chance, i think. kind of feel like this has to be our second secret room. and we don't have special bombs, so let's just go fight the husk. i'm kind of hoping with two bombs left we get a deal with the angel and then... Search ↗
816.12 you got kicked out of the film industry, all you can do now is make television, nobody will ever give you a multi million dollar budget to work on a film again. we're really like that's being reversed now. well not reversed necessarily like film is illegitimate, i'm not trying to get into that but bombs are key is fine. i'm not sure what blank rune actually gave me there. Search ↗
1064.98 you know, this is the world that we used to live in. so whenever i... in canada, we get a lot of complaining, and some of it is valid from people that are like, american netflix is better. and it's the dang truth. american netflix is a lot better. whenever it's... you're gonna find this funny, but when kate and i are in the us, we'll be like, what should we do tonight? and if we're not going out, i think we will take a paperclip. then, sometimes we just remember, oh shit. Search ↗
1142.90 if you had told me back in like the year 2005, you'd be like, hey, how about for $12 a month we'll give you hd streaming of, you know, pretty much every movie that's come out in recent memory. and i'd be like, first off, what's hd? you talking 360p or are we going all the way up to 720i here? and they'd be like, nah, like... Search ↗
1412.04 and we have bob's brain. but does the virus allow us to get demon hearts from any source of poison? or does it actually have to be, um... just the poison that we get for running into an enemy? because if so, we should really run into enemies. oh, you know what? maybe the virus also works ladenly. like, if we infect them with the virus, then if they die at any point in the future, they can give us a demon heart. i'm just not sure about the... the intricacies of the virus, i suppose. Search ↗
1476.20 use a different trinket so we get rid of this and then we get like 20 golden chests, and i guess then i'll be pissed. anyway, we're gonna head down to the next floor here. i think we're probably gonna do this one, but we'll see what curse it is. curse of darkness is a curse that's okay to handle. like i'm not pissed off about having to handle curse of darkness. and we probably won't do hush just because our run is not necessarily hush suited, which is basically my way of saying i don't think the damage is good enough, but Search ↗
1540.58 yera, i forgot we had deep pockets. you know what? i'm gonna take the damage. i think that's fine. we got hearts back there we can grab and we can probably get more in the future as well. you know what? we could come across eight double key rooms. that is a theoretical possibility. we could come across a bunch of locks. i guess that's the other way that we could find ourselves in a bit of a shitty situation there. ooh, here we go. back to full hp very quickly. wow! thank god i didn't use the emperor on this floor. i didn't realize how close we were to the boss fight. Search ↗
1715.02 okay, if we're actually gonna be honest holy light is the all star of this one i wanted to i if i had to describe my my brand of humor as an isaac episode reaches its conclusion it's probably saying things just enough times to be annoying once if something's annoying once it's still funny if something's annoying multiple times they say get out of my house. yeah, yeah hack okay? what's going on here though don't break the laws of physics on my watch mister i? Search ↗

The Actual Greatest Start Ever ｜ Repentance on Stream (Episode 251)

Northernlion Wed Sep 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

81.32 i mean this is like one of the funniest starts i've ever seen in my entire life. we don't have that much damage. this is like maybe a little copium, like our damage is still kind of... okay well then scratch that. okay okay okay. we'll go under delirium. you know what let's take angel deals. Search ↗
153.82 i mean we don't even have to get the boss rush, we have to get the delirium, but i think we're gonna get there. i wouldn't worry too much about it. i'm just gonna fish for the quarter for a bit. we'll probably do boss rush. nothing down there. i mean you gotta acknowledge like there's people like back seeding this run right now. like that's where you got a problem. you know what they say in crazy town's butterfly? too much is never enough. Search ↗
232.18 and i already know my demographic is gonna agree with me on this one for the most part. so i feel weird bringing it up because people are gonna be like, what the heck? but the tweet that kicked it off and it had like 75,000 likes was like, why do so many people back into parking spots? like there's literally no point, okay, we get it, you can drive well, congratulations. Search ↗
306.36 then they throw on the lights to put it in reverse and i'm like, booooo, what do i do? it pisses me off so much. this is like, it's crazy man. the amount of people who are like, i get so pissed off in a parking lot when somebody pulls past the spot and then throws it in reverse and i'm like, yeah, give them some space, dumbass. Search ↗
533.56 people will be like, well i work for fedex and they force us to back in because it's actually like their scientific literature that it's better. and they're like, well that's cool and all that. that like you've got, you know, a fleet of 15,000 drivers across the united states of america. but my anecdotal evidence based on what my aunt told me when she was teaching me how to drive was that just pulling in is better. because, you know, that way you're not inconveniencing people for three quarters of a second while you line up your car and back into the spot. Search ↗
819.24 like you'd i try to think of like the reason for the sign being there and i'm like most of the time that the sign is there i think it's because like if you back in there's like low clearance if you open your trunk you might hit like a pipe or something like that. so what i do is i just back in and then i don't hit the pipe with my trunk. that's about it. it's in you know it's worked out so far surprisingly not that hard. Search ↗
891.60 and then place the groceries into your trunk and then you close the trunk and get in your driver's side door and then drive away. okay, real answer though. what are you talking about? do you drive one of those trucks that it has like a hinge on the back and then it opens like a four foot door swinging out? it's just a little thing. it goes, you slide your groceries in that and then you pull away. Search ↗
940.26 is everyone insane? dude, that's what i'm talking about. i, you know, don't get me wrong, i'm sure it's different in like, you know, certain other parts of the world. i live in a city that's pretty hard to drive in. and there's a lot of people on the road and places are very busy. parking spots are very tight and none of this like headcanon has ever happened to me in real life. Search ↗
1020.12 you can't fit a cart between the cars. i'm not, no, it's not gonna do anything for us here. okay, you know what? i'll give you that one, okay? if you take your cart out of the grocery store to your car and then have to squeeze it between two cars to get to the back, i can understand why you would pull in in that situation. what i do is because i live in a city where shopping carts are like, you know, a premium Search ↗
1090.36 people who live in rural areas be like my house was only $75,000. people in cities be like your house is only worth $75,000. oof oof oof. people in cities be like oh this meal was $40 per person. oh we got to make delirium sorry. what a deal! people in rural areas be like i love eating at yamato sushi. my favorite chinese, japanese, vietnamese, thai, cambodian, indian, indonesian. Search ↗
1158.52 i mean i can say i lived in a rural area until i was like 15. you really did just like you know you just go to the convenience store? like what do you want to do today? i don't know you want to just like go stand outside the convenience store? yeah sounds nice. so i got some very fond memories. rural kids be like hey you want to go see a movie? sure just let me fill up my car first. so silly. don't you see this is how they divide us. wait okay we're on depths one. Search ↗
1421.92 the environment for sure. so i guess it never mind. i'm kind of like anti lawn. but i am also definitely like i think astroturf is much worse. like what have you just had like a lawn? but you just sort of like you mowed it, but you just let stuff grow anyway. like if as far as i don't want my grass getting so long that it looks like disheveled. but if a couple of weeds start growing there, who am i to say Search ↗
1535.66 i was like, man. i think that maybe that's what happens to you when you live in the suburbs like too much for too long. people are like, why would you step on the grass? you're like, why would you have like such an insane part of your house that nobody's allowed to step on? like i don't understand what the problem is. the guy's he's probably bringing you like a tube of sensodyne toothpaste for Search ↗
1562.30 75 cents an hour and you're like, oh please don't step on the thing that is like designed to be soft to step on. meanwhile like in the city sometimes i wake up and like on our front step there will just be like a garbage bag full of something and i'm just like i'm not gonna open it i just take it out and i throw it in the trash compactor because i'm like if i open it and there's something that might be criminally culpable if i see what's inside of it and i just like Search ↗
1645.84 i mean, i'm not not pissed when it happens, but it's also just like i mean, what are you gonna do? right? like it's a different world in this city, man. i don't expect you guys to understand. it's different out here, man. you get caught sleeping out here, you might never wake up. you know what i mean? like sometimes i there's this japanese restaurant i really like. sometimes i'm like, oh, maybe i'll get some takeout from there for lunch. then i walk up there closed on tuesdays. Search ↗
1676.88 sends the chill down your spine, but like in all honesty like what am i supposed to do it like somebody leaves? garbage like on your your patio or something like that what am i like i'm gonna turn on like a security system and like send the footage to the police and be like hey, can you go apprehend this person for? for throwing a garbage bag onto my front step. i'm pretty sure they're gonna be like you know we got bigger problem Search ↗
1823.38 the stars. the stars is good. it takes your... oh no, it would take ipecac! it would take our ipecac and replace it with two items from the pool. woof, woof, woof, bark, bark. okay, don't hit yourself on the wall. what are the... okay, i was gonna say what are the odds it's that one little rock in the corner. yeah, i'm like, i'm not gonna use it. ah, avoid them both. that's a good idea too. Search ↗
1929.56 this is like the greatest indictment for like the concept of retirement and i'm making an assumption here but is what people choose to do with their time when they retire. like if you're gonna retire and then become like the wannabe neighborhood fbi comparing like dog paw prints to the tracks that you find on the ground, you might as well have just kept working until you drop dead. that's insanity. Search ↗
1959.16 like you don't want to like just call your grandkids or like read a book or something like that instead you're like i'm gonna find out whose dog is walking here when they're not so... what dog walked on my grass when they could have taken the path right next to me? like just get a life. and this is coming from the guy who's like when i ever see anybody Search ↗
1987.96 like breaking social etiquette in public, i talk about it on stream for like 45 minutes. you still gotta like, you know, figure out how much of your mental, you know, energy and well being you're gonna dedicate to like literally a piece of dog excrement on the ground. like either get a real problem or just frick off and enjoy what's supposed to be like the Search ↗
2018.02 the twilight years of your life, right? like what you worked so hard in the first place. people will really be like, oh man, like, i hate my frickin' job, oh it sucks so much, but on the bright side, it's all worth it, because 20 years from now, i'll be like bored in my house doing csi winter park florida, trying to figure out what dog took a shit on my lawn once. like, just spare me, man. Search ↗
2098.42 i just picture in my head like it because it's irrational or i'm sure what happened is like maybe somebody drinking on their balcony like even far away was just like hey check this out bump and then it is randomly like landed on my patio or like people walking by were like you know they just needed it but in my head, it's always like some fucking conspiracy that like some evil asshole out there is like i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna wait until 2 a.m.. and i'm gonna throw a single Search ↗
2211.36 i, well, i did just get .15 stat increase. tears increase, i should say. oh, prayer card! that might block a hit. i just blocked a hit. 8 8 8. anyway, i'm just saying, like, maybe actually the suburbs suck. you have to forgive me, by the way. i'm sure you got annoyed with what i said if, like, you live in a rural area. Search ↗
2343.34 you know, you're owning someone by saying their house is worth more money than yours. what you should be saying is, damn, that's wild. instead, you're like, it's superior here in the middle of the, in the adirondacks. anyway, we won. sorry for your loss or congratulations, but i'm not going to read that. okay. choose outcome. we pay out the believers again, as always. Search ↗
2387.26 three more hits and he would have been dead. if i had wheels, i'd be a bicycle. they pay more to live in a city where people poop on the street. and then when they sell their house that they pay more for, they get more for it than the person who's selling their house where people don't poop on the street because the street is made of gravel. it's whatever you pay is also proportional to what you get for it when you sell it. Search ↗

Design The Perfect Subway Station - STATIONflow (Northernlion Tries)

Northernlion Thu Apr 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

51.86 when i was programming i was pretty good at it. but this is more of a visual slash common sense sort of thing i imagine so i don't know if i like my odds but you know what i do like? i already like the user interface on this. looks nice, looks sleek. Search ↗
127.04 from here to here, but i want to rotate it afterwards. oh, okay, hold on. hold the front door. what on earth have i done? also, cattail incoming. hello tomo, would you like to leave? you spent all that time trying to get there. here's what i'm thinking. grab the corridor, place it. just want to see, okay, okay, i'm understanding. so we can transform it like such. Search ↗
264.62 we have to choose. oh, this is to a well. it's not really to a1 is it hold on i feel like i'm missing something in the tutorial here one of the things is you know what give me the oh that we really don't have camera controls yet, okay? we can do this place signpost post signpost arrow at surface exit we can do this signpost has been placed the arrow we would like to rotate what the heck does plus my whoa Search ↗
370.20 so we're going to go signpost. oh, you know what? we don't even need to do this. if you'll excuse me a moment. cancel this. we can go new arrow. we can rotate this arrow this way and then we can hit p. and i think we're good to go. all right. try moving the camera horizontally. done. try moving the camera up and down. my god, he's actually done it. Search ↗
471.44 the man has mastered it. set targets for bottom sign of the stairs and set targets for top sign of stairs. stairs will have signs attached to both ends. note that a sign can indicate multiple targets. passengers generally will not take a set of stairs unless their target exit is identified or indicated. alright, it's very simple. it's not complicated. i've used a staircase before in my life, believe it or not. so what we're going to do is, uh... Search ↗
501.08 at the bottom of the stairs, we're gonna put a sign right here and then we're gonna rotate it up and it's gonna say if you go this way, you will find a1. yes. and we're also gonna say if you go and we'll go up one level, if you go, oh and you know what? we could just use this existing sign already. add a new, can we not? oh we can add a new one pointed downwards Search ↗
574.02 turn off all, just a1. is that correct? it's a little finicky, let me figure it out, okay? and then the other one is just a4. so what do you want from the bottom sign? everything else we've done well up to this point, i think. although the sign is not pointed in a direction at the bottom. a4, just a4. isn't that what we have? it is what we have. you know what? here's what you do. i'm doing something wrong. which apparently is very par for the course here. ah! Search ↗
638.96 pointed in the other direction which i think is exactly what's happening right now but it's kind of hard to see because of the staircase that says platforms and a1 are this way oh my god ladies and gentlemen i am not sure that and i've done about 120 videos like this over the past four months. i'm not sure i have the capacity to beat the tutorial today i'm just going to be honest with you. let me watch this video as closely as possible stairs will have signs attached to both ends and Search ↗
671.30 note that a single sign can have multiple targets. so where have you applied that a4? it really is not on the backside of this. okay, well, i took the whole... okay, here's what we're gonna do. we're gonna quit because i think that i'm more of an on the job learner. we're gonna start a new game on a classic map and let's see how this goes this way. Search ↗
737.86 most of the time i don't struggle so badly with the tutorial which indicates to me that there might be a problem perhaps with both of us, so you right there i just like to move you slightly is that okay? you know what you're cool there, so this is the a1 exit look at that my god the man has actually done it he has started to build it Search ↗
762.30 and pretty soon, let's just speed up time a little bit here. pretty soon we should have passengers start to move around. you know what, how much we got 9,000? let's get a little bit more money going here. so we'll build another exit because i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me. so that's good. and we should have one more sign that says, for the record, if you are interested in going to the exit, demarcated Search ↗
871.18 that has me concerned. you know what? maybe... no, this sign on the staircase already says to the exits and this sign already says to the platforms. current number of passengers in station. is it... you know what? do we need an exit on a3? are they not capable of getting out here? what's going on? i see these numbers slowly getting higher and lower. Search ↗
899.62 oh, i know what's going on. i'm an idiot. this one's completely on me. oh my god, please open this. and open this. there we go! alright, now we're off to the races, baby. look at that, we're already flowing. it is satisfying to see, i can't deny that. passengers, how are you? it's hard to tell right now. we haven't gotten enough people worked through. that's fine. Search ↗
927.82 i gotta say it's a very cool idea for a game. it's kinda like mini metro, not just because it's train themed, but because of the... it almost feels like it could be a meditative style puzzler. i don't know what the consequences are for failure yet, so i don't feel comfortable saying that. and i have to say, as much as i complained about the Search ↗
981.36 i think you want to shrink. okay, you know what? i think this is going to work. i think this is going to work. look at that. you stretch it and then you just... there you go. look at that. who would have thought we were actually able to build our own bend in the road? okay, so following that we will need a sign as well. and this sign is going to say a3 is that a way. great work. Search ↗
1012.60 dude, i think people are figuring it out. i have noticed a lot of people are leaving the station, or let me rephrase, a lot of people are entering the station only to leave the station through a different exit. but hey, what do i know? next page, sure. so we did, we lost a little money, but that's infrastructure. actually, we gained a little money, because i got an award for evaluation. begin new day, thank you. all right, now that we're in the loop, i actually am, you know, my, Search ↗
1043.96 original, i wouldn't call it distaste, but rather like my lack of understanding for what was happening has changed quite greatly and now i'm actually having a good time. who would have thought? now, let's try to get some staircases going here. so we'll do one of those and just build it please. and we'll also get a corridor, of course. i do sort of wish that it was a little easier to place these. like, the thing for me is just Search ↗
1084.90 like i'm used to like a click and drag snap and then the path makes itself, but maybe i'm maybe i'm a fool i don't know what a red box with a green question mark in it means we're about to find out though okay, so hold on here use your brain. so what are we gonna do? i think this is a great time once this is built which it is we're gonna pause because we got it every time we add something new we got to change a few things as well and Search ↗
1198.42 so signs are good at intersections, so what we would want to do is have a signpost here and it says guess what dummy? a5, well we got to build it first, but a5 is that way. go ahead and get that construction working. you're going to add another sign. this sign is very clearly going to say don't be a fool sir. Search ↗
1223.74 a4 is there. by the way, in case you were curious, and i bet you were, the platforms as well as all other exits are that way. and i'm telling you, people are going to lose their freaking minds with the level of efficiency we've got here. i don't know what the wi fi signal means either, but we're working on it. next station rank comes soon. we are missing one other exit? Search ↗
1288.44 a1, a4, and a5 are this way. i kind of like having to go back in an iterative sense and knock all this out. i think that's really cool actually. i like that level of maintenance believe it or not. it might surprise you. now i will see... well no, because you come in through this, you don't need a sign because you don't know where you're going anyway. you just walk till you get to the intersection and you see a sign that says, hey platforms and the other exits are this way and you follow the signs. yeah. i mean i suppose we could all... you know what? i bet... Search ↗
1321.52 no, because in my head i was like, you know what? why don't we build a platform here to here? anyone got any reasons why that might be considered inefficient? yeah, you got it. it cuts into the freaking train line. so i don't think we need to worry about that. i actually think we could just like unpause and let this go. and i actually think we're going to hit like peak customer satisfaction today. people are going to be writing yelp reviews about a subway station and they're going to have nothing but positive things to say. Search ↗
1351.74 now i will say, a little bit on the easy side. i really thought that we were about to get bodied because i didn't understand how to finish the tutorial. i don't know how long it's been since i played a game where the tutorial was harder than the actual first level. but you know what? it gave us the tools we needed, it gave us the keys to the kingdom so we could progress and now we're just kind of waiting to see what the heck happens. Search ↗
1408.28 little bit on the on the simplistic side, but i'm telling you customers are gonna be very satisfied why are you using my train state? you know what i bet it's raining outside so they come into the train station you they use the train station to cross the street so that they can cross it underground plus i mean their tax dollars probably built it so who am i to tell them that they're not allowed sir. we're closing oh tough luck you live here forever now a plus look at that oh Search ↗
1470.72 while they wait for the train. so you can... oh, it's not in a corridor. there's your problem right there. so what i would do is you want to put them at like maximum throughput. well, maybe not. you don't want to make it so people are going to get stuck in the corridor. but maybe you want maximum number of people to see them. so something like this. not everybody has to walk here. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Repentance! (Episode 210： Malls)

Northernlion Wed Oct 27 Watch on YouTube ↗

96.14 and you get, well at least a part of a verse, okay? it went, ryan letourneau, pooping a turd in a toilet alone on the bus. why make a fuss? and it just like, that has been a specter in my mind, living rent free, running through the six, you know? i don't know what that means. but it just like, it fits so perfectly, and i take no offense to it, Search ↗
126.14 for a couple of reasons. one is, i, to the best of my knowledge, i've never pooped on a bus. um, but i, you know, there's some scatological humor that i do say from time to time for sure, so what am i gonna say? like, basically, i came up with a joke that it would have been awesome if malf could use against me if he had invented it, but instead i invented it, so if he uses it against me, then basically he's saying like, Search ↗
181.48 if you could get somebody's name to fit and then i realized that my name fit and i thought to myself do i deprive the world of this gift or do i give them this gift? and you know what i did. i gave them the gift. i gave you the gift right there. use it wisely. we have one bomb. you know what? let's do it like this. i want to see red hearts. i also wanted to spirit hearts are fine. i also wanted to see a bomb because there is a chance we could Search ↗
276.86 ball of bandages, not that interested. umm... trying to think. normally we don't go angel deals as the forgotten because you kind of get to snag some... some devil deals for free or almost free. we'll see what we get here. remember when we used to take plum flute all the time? those were the days, man. i'm just gonna go ahead and say it. yeah, we could use a man like herbert hoover again. i always get herbert hu hoover. Search ↗
315.46 and j. edgar hoover confused. anybody else in the same boat or just me? anybody else think about that or just me? um, sure, you know what? i like our, uh... i like my risk assessment here. sure. sure. by the way, it feels like i'm walking on sunshine. Search ↗
366.82 it is a tuesday by the way. what does that mean? little in the whole scheme of things, but you know, just... my weeks... it's been like my weeks, that's borat. imagine if borat had to sell out, he couldn't be like an independent journalist anymore. i guess he's not independent, he works for the government of kazakhstan, but imagine if he had to like get a job at his dad's potassium mine. Search ↗
422.32 what i was gonna say is my weeks have been changing around, you know, i've had a lot of new stuff coming around, particularly baby's daycare like changes everything. but there's like a huge knock on effect because our days were like so tightly packed. it's like when you get a Search ↗
438.58 you get really excited for eating like a, oh the world's most famous smash burger and then it's got like onion rings and tater tots and seven different types of dijon ketchup on it. they've got like a one patty of beef, one patty of like ground lamb and then like a fried halloumi patty. like then you take one bite and it's so packed that all the ingredients just kind of slide out the back. you know what i mean? that's kind of like what the schedule is like right now. Search ↗
468.34 so i'm almost, i mean, kate, she said the same thing to me. it kind of feels like we're in college or something right now or based on my collegiate experience, actually more like high school. at least it's not monday through friday, but monday through thursday, waking up super early by our standards. and hopping in the shower and it reminds me of what Search ↗
522.70 now it's like no matter what, like if you know you don't get to sleep right away, too bad you know. 720 rolls around, you're waking up. 1080 rolls around, you're putting your snowboard on, heading to the slopes. you take your car to work by the way, i'll take my board, no thank you. no thank you. experimental treatment kind of screwed that one up for us. so i'm really like, you know, monday through thursday Search ↗
560.84 and even then i'm also, you know, begrudgingly going to acknowledge that i think that we're insNLy lucky with how our child sleeps. you know, i think especially when they start to get a little bit more independence in that, you know, 2 3 age range. really? this is what you gave me with satanic bible? they start to wake up like on the weekends of like 536. oh my god. i mean it is what it is. but maybe i'll relish it. i mean... Search ↗
593.50 you know, it's 9.30am, we're 10 minutes into an isaac episode, i've showered, you know, prepared myself for the day, dropped her off at daycare. always feels nice to get an early start. you'd always rather no one's ever like, hey, let's get a late start on this. dude, dark arts is really good. it's a testament to the quality of dark arts. and i don't well, it's gonna give us a devil deal no matter what on this floor. dude, honestly, no, no, no. you almost sold me, but not quite. Search ↗
665.36 let's get breakfast tomorrow. yeah, like what time does that cafe open? oh, 7 a.m. sure, we could be there by like 7 30 for sure. then all of a sudden you're like, maybe we'll show up at like 9. then it's like do they have a brunch menu? then after that it's like, you know, do they do all day breakfast? and then after that you're like, you know what, let's just go through the mcdonald's drive through. like it happens, you know, the best laid plans. we'll give it a try here. Search ↗
693.50 i don't really want this, i just want to see what's behind it, what lies beneath. it's the boomerang, okay, cool, very fun, very hip. we'll ignore that then, and we'll continue moving on. but yeah, it's been a good time. i mean, my weeks are pretty stable, you know? next week, i might start to be that freak streamer, you know? like that starts streaming at 9am local time. Search ↗
1119.74 anyway, or maybe now that i think about it, maybe all three bathrooms became... look, this was 16 years ago. it's hard to imagine, but 15 years ago, i guess. but all the bathrooms maybe became co ed at some point. i can't remember. you know, it was... look, sue me. i was 16, 17, well, 17, 18 years old. i don't know what was going on back there. this was a long time ago. Search ↗
1407.46 i can i go to the bathroom? i need to poo! and then my teacher said, oooooooh, like public publicly humiliated me. you know? just so you know, you don't have to tell me what kind of thing you're gonna do in the bathroom, you could just go. well congratulations, mrs. nameredacted. Search ↗
1460.68 but, uh, as a youngster, yeah, wouldn't do it, man. come a long way. i mean, it's something you kinda gotta get over, like... and the only way to do it is via, like, exposure therapy. you're lucky, by the way. if you're going through this now, at least you got, like, you know, cell phones and data plans and stuff like that. back in the day, it was just like, if you didn't have a newspaper, we need this. uh, you know, it was just like you and the walls around you, you know what i mean? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Search ↗
1776.64 but there's people who will be like, that's so weird. hey, like what do you, maybe it's weird to you, but at the same time, like doesn't it tell you something that i was willing to use some of my precious lunch break in order to engage in a comfortable bowel movement? like, you know, it's important to me. i'm not just putting on airs. i'm starting to realize that this is the kind of stuff you probably talk about with a therapist. Search ↗
1865.60 so there's one and like the town is proud of this, okay? so if you're from the kingston, ontario region, i mean, what's the big mall? cataraqui town center. tell me everything you know about the cataraqui town center. it's the biggest mall between... i think it's the biggest mall between ottawa and toronto on the 401 because i'm pretty sure that the rideau center must be bigger than the cataraqui town center because it has a dang movie theater in it. Search ↗
1923.58 was toe to toe with the cataraqui town center. then the cataraqui town center, they started to get, i mean they had the big christmas stuff, they had the better like mall santa setups. and they all just fell apart. they did like a... they did a remodel that took like several years. but when it finished, people were like, that's nice. damocles! you know what? i'm not scared. go ahead. see if i care. Search ↗
2117.12 they pulled out of the frontenac mall and my understanding is that since then it doesn't have quite the same level of traffic. so it was like, you know, they were... you know what it was? it was like the new jersey devils in the early 2010s, you know, when they got ilya kovlachuk for a year and they're a couple years and then they made the cup finals and then, you know, he was like, actually i want to go back to russia and then they were like, okay, we're kind of like temporarily bad again. the heck is that? gello? can't you hear me? gello! Search ↗
2310.66 that's pretty efficient. that being said, you know, it was kind of funny to be in the class. and, you know, they're like... they show you a video of somebody driving and then like a car... they're about to like hit somebody with their car, like a pedestrian jaywalks, and the guy's like, what should you do in this situation? everybody's like, hit the brakes. what do you think? anyway. Search ↗
2336.18 vancouver is the same. like vancouver's got, look, okay, so there's pacific center. that's the downtown vancouver mall. it's got a number of like flagship, what do they call them? like anchor tenants. nordstrom's hold renfrew. it's got a big h&m. it's got, it's got all, i mean, it's everything you could ask for from a mall basically, but it's relatively small for the size of the city. then you got like, you know, brentwood town center. oak ridge mall, you know, Search ↗
2441.62 the summer for a sport that takes place on ice and you know what we're all laughing about it now so congratulations, pharma save and then i'd like again if you're from vancouver you're in the area from time to time. this is mostly for you but like kingsgate mall is a little curse like it's the mall from it's basically like you recognize none of the stores that are inside of it. it's all like i Search ↗

In defense of Costco (Super Mario Maker 2)

Northernlion Fri Mar 10 Watch on YouTube ↗

38.88 he made me a suspicious user. then i gifted five subs to get off the no fly list. does anybody remember what the groundhog did for groundhog day this year? are we getting an early spring? more winter? aw, son of a bitch. call him by his name? i like that tweet. what are your thoughts on call me by your name ryan? ryan? he's done it. he's done it? i'm too slow. i can tell. i gotta make up some time here. ooh! Search ↗
141.24 it's nice when the mods do their job, which is not banning people. that's really my station. it's deflecting all responsibility from the streamer. is there a casino currently? did you not hear what just happened? they paid out the wrong side and you're like, yeah, but are we running it back? i guess the answer is yes. i just got a good feeling about this one. all right. this is the one. i'm going to go completely silent. dedicate all of my brain power. i was too fast? Search ↗
197.60 i gotta talk just to slow my brain down. otherwise, like, the levels... it's not designed for gamers who are as good as me. i think i'm too fast again. oh, never mind. let the bass kick. you know what i've been listening to a lot lately? chemical brothers. i've never been a chemical brothers guy at all. i've never been the kind of guy that's like, hey, you guys gotta listen to this and then i put on like the matrix soundtrack. but in my car, it just kinda... it kinda hits. Search ↗
242.78 it kind of hits when you're like pulling up to a stoplight and then one of the chemical brothers, i don't know if it's henrik or daniel, says it's time for another one of those block rocking beats and then the light turns green and you go in your head but in real life you just sort of go you know what i mean? like at a reasonable speed because you're not trying to get anybody killed on the road. everybody's just trying to navigate the costco parking lot without hitting anybody else's car. this is good. it's not good. a little too slow. Search ↗
352.84 yes? okay. i know way more about the nba now than i did two weeks ago, by the way. because for some reason, i think i looked at like one tweet. you know what? it probably was because i watched 70 loops of lebron james inventing the deluxe album. and then now twitter just feeds me nba news. like i know so much about ja morin. i didn't even know what he looked like six weeks ago. now i know like that he went to a private school. Search ↗
403.22 his name is not jorah mormont. he's ruining his career in real time. ja mormont when he hasn't been in the news for five seconds. you know what? thanks for supporting me. here go two more for y'all. it's not, listen. if i wrote that tweet in the proper voice with the proper reaction image underneath it, that could get 15,000 likes on basketball twitter. what position does jorah mormont play in basketball? he plays a new position. it's called kelly c. faster. Search ↗
743.68 there's a lot of things i'd do to my wife i would not do to a stranger, to be honest. that's just one of many. like what? hold on, i'm thinking. agree to watch three straight seasons of a korean drama on netflix. finish extraordinary attorney woo before i even get a chance to breathe any oxygen. go straight into part one of the glory before i even get a chance to get any oxygen. we're on season one of sky castle. Search ↗
965.34 yay me, now what? now you fucking get back down into the mines and you do another level. for me the juice is the squeeze. this is mario. mario is not when you touch the flag and it goes... this is the fun. if you want to win non stop, download genshin impact. Search ↗
1046.48 maybe she's wrong, but like two things brain cells that shit fucking did not happen for one so like stop taking it so seriously. it's a myth unless you actually think like somewhere in greece there's still a big guy like pushing that shit up mount etna right now secondly, did we really have to get the whole internet of people who have taken one philosophy course in university going? that's not what my teacher told me the myth of sisyphus is about just fucking let her chill dude. i Search ↗
1118.68 but if the bad take was literally just like she disagrees with your interpretation of a myth, even if she's in like the minority take, it's no harm to society. plus, i kind of agree with her. it was a punishment, but i think that sisyphus, i mean if i was sisyphus, i think i would do my best to enjoy myself despite the punishment. because what else can you do? like that's your life for eternity. Search ↗
1147.42 you gotta try to gleam. i don't think i could help myself but gleam some joy out of it. i think i'd be trying to beat my pb for getting the rock up the mountain and then i think i would be like oh today's an easy day like don't worry about your splits just like you know just enjoy yourself and today's like a high intensity interval training day we're gonna we're gonna do like one fast split with the rock then like two easy ones and you know what i mean? so you gotta find something. i think it's just maybe you would be miserable. i think i would be Search ↗
1174.50 i think i would be different. no man ever rolls the same rock up the same hill twice because it's never the same man and it's never the same rock, you know what i mean? i don't know if one must imagine sisyphus happy but if i was forced to imagine sisyphus against my will then i would imagine him probably like miserable for like a few millennia and then maybe he would find a way to get some joy out of it. that's what i would do anyway. if i was there it wouldn't have gone down like that. Search ↗
1216.24 oh, we actually had a chance too. have you read meditations? you don't even have to ask. chapter one of meditations, marcus aurelius in his own voice. bro, why are you so upset? you're literally the emperor of greece right now. i mean rome. chapter one, you're a stud. everybody wants you. you're so smart people are reading your book 2000 years in the future. what are you so upset about? Search ↗
1265.12 chapter 2, who cares what they think? chapter 3, so what if somebody rips off all my limbs and cuts my tongue out? they can't imprison my mind. don't get me started on dostoevsky though. i'm sick of that guy. there were some authors back in the day that honestly needed a touch of grass. now admittedly i've only read one dostoevsky book. and i'm pretty sure i picked notes from underground because it was one of the shortest. but notes from underground is unhinged in a bad way. crank 2, high voltage, unhinged in a good way. Search ↗
1352.18 so i'm gonna hit you with a minus two. and then there's like one dude here who's like, actually i have my phd in russian literature. and i'm like, well, it's 1.26 local time on a tuesday. how's that working out for you? and then i apologize because there was no need for me to resort to that level of personal attack against someone that honestly is like a stranger to me. but i'm sorry, i had to defend myself. i felt like i was backed into a corner. so i said what i needed to say to get myself out of it. oh, i thought we were gonna make that one. Search ↗
1383.72 don't target killed, don't target killed. what do you call it when the straw man beats you in an argument? that's a steel man. and it would never happen to me. because if someone hit me with a steel man argument, i would simply turn their steel into straw with the strength of my own rhetoric. man of steel, man of straw, misrepresent for the pogs. we're so close. well, maybe not on that one. i reject your argument and substitute my own. what a guy. best illinois song? Search ↗
1476.30 like the fact that it's so many people's favorite song. it's like the closest that sufi and steven's ever got to a coldplay song on that album, i guess is what i'm trying to say. not a bad song. i wouldn't change the channel, but it's not my favorite. they are the zombies. listen, they are night zombies. that's not... Search ↗
1523.92 also enjoy jacksonville. also enjoy, wouldn't be top but decatur is a good song. what's the one that's about the hot dog getting invented at the 1922 world's fair? you know the one where he goes, the ferris wheel, chicago, my lanta, 10 hour flight from atlanta, oh columbia. that one's pretty good. Search ↗
1635.08 forgot what i was talking about. oh when i moved out into off campus housing i remember my go to meal chicken breast rub it with olive oil on both sides a little salt little pepper basically use whatever seasoning you have in the spice cabinet. okay, put that sucker on the george foreman grill flip it over open the george foreman grill and Search ↗
1817.80 people do not put respect on rachael ray. sometimes you just need a healthy, economical meal in 30 minutes or less. sometimes that's what you need. sometimes you can't be making your own rice paper for the shrimp salad rolls you're gonna put out at the potluck. sometimes you just need to put can of heinz baked beans in the slow cooker, leave it on while you go to work at an mlm, and then come home and have slow cooked beans for dinner, okay? you got a family of eight Search ↗
1934.16 it just makes me like him that much more. he's embodying the role. i got nothing against jamie oliver. he wouldn't be close to the top of the list for me, but i got nothing against him. jamie's a hack, but why? he hates chicken nuggets? chicken nuggets are still around though. it's not like jamie oliver got them taken out of grocery stores. like they're one of the most ubiquitous foods on the planet. you mad because he taught you what a rutabaga looks like? yes. okay. well, can you teach me? because i don't know what a rutabaga looks like. Search ↗
1992.22 i've done sporco vegetable quizzes before. i mean, if you get by process of elimination, if you gave me like a grid of vegetables, i bet i could figure out which one's the rutabaga. but if you asked me to draw one, i'm what if like with no guide, i would draw. i think i would draw a turnip from super mario brothers two but it would be completely white. there would be no purple part of it. am i close? i can't look. you've done it. you got it baby. sure. why not? Search ↗
2312.12 you would never buy korean snacks at costco because they would like probably only have shrimp chips and yangpa rings. and you would be like, what the hell? i was looking for home run balls. i was looking for turtle chips. they'd be like, sorry, ain't got them. i would at least like to get to the checkpoint flag before i have to end stream. i can't go over time because i got an optometrist appointment. ooh, that was clean for a second. costco did not have cat treats. that was very surprising to me. Search ↗
2355.94 i also think this is not meant to be copium because functionally what's the difference? but i think it might be one of those things where they had them but they weren't next to the cat food. because the shit is like house of leaves. like if you don't go to the spot where you know food is in costco, you explore the whole store with your eyes peeled to find the thing that you're looking for. because they're constantly like moving displays around and stuff like that. it's not like a normal grocery store. oh, why would i do that? Search ↗
2500.40 drinking until 2 a.m. and then it's immediately 3 a.m. that shit is should be illegal. but the main thing that's annoying when daylight savings happens is like our daughter doesn't live by the clock. she lives by like her internal clock. so we're going to try to put her to bed like her normal bedtime and her brain's going to be like, what the hell? this is an hour earlier than usual. you're bad parents. and we're going to be like, Search ↗

western furikake - Bits and Banter [02/21/2024]

Librarian Sat Feb 24 Watch on YouTube ↗

66.20 well, what's on one end of the spectrum and what's on the other end of the spectrum? just answer the question. i just don't understand. 1982. this is raspberry beret by prince. oh, i thought for sure we had it in one, bro. i was so ready for a... Search ↗
93.60 you know what i'm saying? the kind you'd buy from, say, a secondhand store or something? 1982, 32 milli. ooh, this is goodbye horses by lazarus q. nope. i just can't get enough. just can't get enough. i just can't. what? okay, no, no, it's not dead or alive spin me right round because we already had it. Search ↗
212.80 remind me tomorrow, bro. remind me tomorrow. everybody wants to rule the world is skippity core? well for 40 years it wasn't. jay you got timed out? timed out for what? typing pale shelter. was it? i yelled it. hang on. slash user wolves at my door. let me see here. two timeouts. moobot timed out wolves at my door for 10 seconds with reason spam. Search ↗
244.78 what the... okay, you did... i'm not even mad at you. obviously. it's just pale shelter with like 15 exclamation marks. that's how i type. i've just been popping into people's chats and going, balladrol! al pacino announcing game of the year at the game awards. balladrol! balladrol! balladrol! i'm trying out a new character as well. i think it could be like my... Search ↗
452.36 level, it's youtube now. level one versus level 999 fishy. zombie tycoon, level one banana versus level 999 banana. like, what? oh man. i feel like this is steam meta. it's like we're playing, it's like another thing, which i think they're trying to do, right? Search ↗
478.98 i have absolutely no idea what the sentence you just said means in any possible capacity. like imagine logging into steam, okay? and then inside of steam there's another steam. okay, i'm gonna have to stop you right there. yeah. can we break down the analogy a little further? inside of steam there's another steam. yes, that's what this is like. okay. you don't see it? inside... Search ↗
509.44 i see what you're saying. you thought you were loading up a game, but you're loading up a game that consists of games. exactly. what is this? what is lego fortnite? should we try it? lego fortnite, rocket league's in it, supermarket prop hunt, rock band's in it now, they got fortnite festival main stage, slenderman's in it. Search ↗
531.06 hold on, hear me out. can you scroll down a little bit? okay. you see this youtube thumbnail says level one level nine. yeah, we were we were we were riffing on that with chad a little bit. wait, so i think my mind's what is this? what are we looking at right here? so in fortnite, now people can make like custom experiences. Search ↗
551.90 so they can build a map and then choose what items to populate it with and what rules to populate it with and stuff like that. and then other people can go and play those mini games. what's prison breakout? okay, don't... can we be... oh, sorry. i'm just clicking. wait, can we do... let's do something. let's do something. i don't want to do the custom one because i don't vet this kind... like, i'm 35 years old. it's enough to get me to just download fortnite again. Search ↗
578.24 i know but like we could be like in prison and you have like a toothbrush and i have like a roll of duct tape and we gotta figure out how to get out. no, no, no, i can't. i can't do it. what's prop hunt? prop hunt is like youtube 2011 meta. everybody, well one person is like the seeker from hide and seek and everybody else is in game objects. you have to figure out who is the spatula and who is the vending machine and so on and so forth. Search ↗
637.44 in your own time and then let me know if it's gas i'd be interested in it for sure but i mean you don't think like i mean you don't see the thumbnail for prison breakout and just like your mind just wanders on what that could possibly mean i mean my brain is turning around wondering what's going on i'm guessing that there's probably some people that are rping guards some people that are rping prisoners Search ↗
663.52 and what scares me is the open mic combined with the kinds of high school students who would be playing fortnite rp at 9 a.m. pacific time on a tuesday. i don't know if i want to broadcast that to myself or my audience. ok, you want to try lego fortnite then? lego fortnite is a survival minecraft game, daniel. Search ↗
722.90 no, i'm saying like the game within a game. i think that someone in chat figured it out. i think it's the present of gaming. which means what? that we're living it right now. but isn't fortnite the only game that's doing this? i guess like roblox is like this too. Search ↗
744.92 oh, but this is like adult roblox or teenage roblox? i guess this is teenage roblox. although things move so fast that like i feel like the kids who played roblox when they were kids are teenagers now. mmm. did you have you ever tried roblox? no, but i watched my niece play roblox. what was your takeaway from it? it's like discount minecraft? it's Search ↗
798.78 that's what roblox was like. but dreams was made with liquid stuff, right? all the graphics were liquid? i guess it was kind of a wet game. compared to on the scale from dry to wet. Search ↗
835.00 you know, i only have it on the ps5. we don't really play the ps5. anyways, so i'm like, okay, how bad could it be on tablet? so i loaded up on tablet. oh no! and you have to remember, i haven't done, i don't play any tablet games really. it was like, we were like 15 minutes in and we're still clicking like menu buttons and he's like, dad, can we just play some football? and i'm like, you know what? i had to hit him with the my man because he didn't, Search ↗
878.60 i mean, i think that they're really cheap to make and then like if one in 10,000 people that plays them puts their entire paycheck into it then it's it's free money for electronic arts. speaking of free money, i don't want to spoil it but did you see a certain dlc trailer? i didn't see the trailer yet but just people's reactions to it has me going like yesterday if you were like will you play the elden ring dlc i would have been like no shot it took too long. what?! Search ↗
906.04 as of today, i'm like, you know what? maybe i'll do like a whole playthrough to get back to understanding what's happening in the game and then, you know, experience being grabbed by mikaela's hands. excuse me, mikaela. mikaela to you, good sir. you know what i've noticed? and i was thinking about this today when it dropped. i'm like, right. you're not a react andy. i was like, there's zero chance ryan is going to watch this trailer on his stream. why is that? Search ↗
937.66 i just i mean it's an ad it's the same reason your son doesn't want to watch ads in madden online is my guess i'll just play the game i don't need to be advertised to i'll figure it out for myself i know but like there's like but i genuinely feel like that's your real opinion like you will probably not even watch the trailer well what's the point i'm gonna make the game Search ↗
961.66 i mean just to know what it's gonna be on there. i know what's gonna be on there you press circle the roll r1 is light attack r2 is heavy attack. you don't tend to use that one too much i don't even know what whoa whoa whoa dude. i got i'm cracked today. i'm cracked bro, bro don't give him plus twos for not watching the elden ring trailer just for being antithesis guy there's enough react andy's like everyone's gonna see the trailer oh Search ↗
1040.34 i'm not the straw guy. i'm the guy that you can argue with, but you're the person who can argue better than me. i understand what you're saying. is that like getting straw guy? straw guide is the replacement. i'm trying to think of what people did to you. maybe you were suffering some ad hominem attacks in my opinion. ad hominem meaning they were questioning your character. Search ↗
1068.60 oh yeah, for no questioning. i mean it's not like i slapped a chicken or something. i'm careful with what i say because i don't want to get picked up by the reality tv news websites and... Search ↗
1081.48 that's your world. i'm just spectating. brother, i'm just telling you, the bravo world, like reality tv, cbs, i feel like you could muster the amazing race, big brother crowd. you bring in the bravo people, you know what? it's a whole different ball game. i can't shield you from that. no one can. person at 164. nice pings, nice pings. i see. dressed like ralphie from a christmas story. Search ↗
1106.46 i feel like i haven't heard much peloton lately. are you still, did you give it up? no, i've been, it's not every day bro, it's almost every day bro. not every day? i would say it's like five to six days a week. my daughter is going through a period where she's been waking up really, really early. so typically what happens is like i'll get on the bike and i'll ride as long as i can. Search ↗
1257.66 alright, i'm gonna try to bust them up a little bit. they're all dead, right? oh, alright. shag nasty is now spectating you, my man. yo, look at all these perps on the ground. looking like a fool with the perps on the ground. oh dude, what is this? slurp it up, man. nisha's medallion. your shield automatically replenishes over time. don't mind if i do. Search ↗

Enter the Gungeon - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1 [Isaac + Guns]!

Northernlion Sat Apr 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.16 hey everybody and welcome to northernlion plays, enter the gungeon. this is a game i've been waiting for basically since it was announced which was like a year and a half ago if i remember correctly. if you're not familiar with what this is, think of it as isaac meets nuclear throne, the binding of isaac meets nuclear throne. so it's a roguelite but it's a shooter Search ↗
132.30 i'll explain to you what's going on with our interface here. i believe that the barrels and stuff never have items in them, they're just there for like atmospheric effect, but there are some atmospheric or environmental elements that we can use for cover. for example, we can throw up that table right there and block some enemy bullets which will become more oh, i didn't know that could happen. become more relevant on boss fights, for example. top left, we got three hearts, we've got two blinds, and what blinds are are basically room clearing Search ↗
159.88 bombs that we can throw down and in using a blind we actually destroy all enemy bullets that are on the screen oh, that was bad at any given moment so we use that when things get a little bit too intense for us to deal with i popped one there just so you can see what's up with it the blinds are a limited resource, but you get more back at the end of every single floor Search ↗
178.50 so we want to make sure we're using them, otherwise if we take damage, we could have reasonably used a blind there and not taken damage. okay, kill the shotgun guys. watch out for the super mario world wizards here. we can also roll explosive barrels to set up traps for enemies. it's almost like the enemy aggroed on the barrel there, which was interesting. we also have two keys which you use to open chests. what's going on back here? might be a separate entrance to that room or something i haven't seen yet. Search ↗
225.30 but the real variety comes in just the sheer absurdity of weapons that you can pick up, which is what i'm hoping to get here. and our goal is to basically just make it to the end of enter the gungeon. i've never seen past the... i think i've beaten the boss that shows up on the second floor a few times, but that's about it. oh god, that was really poor on my part. probably should have used a blind there. Search ↗
275.90 i really like the environmental effect on the book that shows up there. i'm excited to come across some weapons and then just see what the heck is going on with them because that's the real like sense of discovery that kind of drives the enjoyment here to start with. i also need to get a lot better in order to have a good chance of succeeding and i think part and parcel of that is practicing that dodge roll until it becomes basically second nature. oh, we got our first chest. we got... Search ↗
328.18 okay, so that's how our skulls work. it's it not every rogue light needs an item that shoots like fester's quest, okay? we've already got one in isaac the skull seem to do a lot of damage at least and we might actually be able to get to 30 30 money here. i don't watch your 30 money, and what is this gungeon pepper the heat is on so that is um Search ↗
377.54 what always happens to me, which is, hey, i really like this weapon, but ammo's limited, so i'm never gonna use it because, you know, i don't wanna run out of ammo. and then i end up dying and going, oh, well, that was stupid of me. i think we're ready to fight the boss. we've already gone to both of the rooms that can give us items, so let's come up here. Search ↗
473.16 horrifying for me on a personal level here. let's restart. there are a multitude of different characters in the game we'll do at least for the start here we'll do a different character each video as we're getting started and i am expecting that this is gonna be at least a reasonably long running series on the channel i've been banking on that for well, i forget when we were playing it for the first time on the nls s i think it was like last spring and i was like this is gonna be something that would what is this? Search ↗
501.02 chaos amulet. amolitz! what can will? so what i'm getting at is expect a lot of videos in the near future. blanks have a chance to poison freeze and ignite enemies. this enchanted amulet is made of the most valuable metal of all, lead. there's an artificer's engraver on the bottom, but time has rendered it illegible. okay, so we're gonna blank and that might do some aoe, or not aoe, but status effect damage to enemies. Search ↗
552.38 certainly we're going to be looking for some higher octane firepower if we're going to feel super confident about succeeding here. i have had some pretty dope weapons in my time here. what is this? table tech rage, flips of fury, does damage to enemies when we flip over a table? Search ↗
620.10 the next room is going to have tables in it. i can feel it. alright, what's your new year's resolution, northernlion? your new year's resolution is to flip over as many tables as possible and to actually use the dodge roll when you think you're going to get hit. the enemies all have like really nicely telegraphed kind of like attack animations. like look at the pistol on this guy. it kind of like gets bulbous towards the end when it's about to fire. please don't make that into a sexual thing. it was meant to be friendly for all ages. Search ↗
673.84 i'm not going to say this is a game where skill is more important because i wouldn't know yet. i haven't played enough but it definitely seems like not getting hit is really valuable. there's a half heart thankfully to make me look like an idiot let me get a regular shotgun and at least for like the first i don't know two or three hundred episodes we're going to fire this regular shotgun or we're going to fire whatever weapon we pick up a couple of times after we get it just to see what it actually does. flip the table, get a damage buff Search ↗
864.42 i mean he's shooting us with bullets, but we want to get a little further away. we poisoned him again with the ammo lid. i don't know how useful that is, but it was in like a chest that looked really demonic, so i was all for it. there we go. good. we're gonna get him. we're obviously not gonna flawless him, but we're at least gonna live to the next floor. okay, just keep it going. you know what? we got another blank. let's pop that, give ourselves some more time to be aggressive here. Search ↗
896.66 it looks like blanks, maybe due to the ammo lit, also give us a little bit more... they give us a chance for our bullets to have a status effect? i'm not sure. okay, we got armor. we got some credits here. i'm not totally sure what those are used for yet. we got hp. this is actually great. and shock rounds. electrified. let's see. excuse me, stay away from me please. Search ↗
948.36 with any gun. i'm gonna try it with our shotgun. we still got 130 shots left in this bad boy. you know what? that looks awesome. i wonder if that makes it so the spread of the shotgun is actually an advantage instead of a curse because it looks like it does damage to enemies that get caught in the lightning bolt, in which case having a huge spread on it would actually be pretty valuable. Search ↗
973.02 it's also one shotting these enemies, at least when we have the damage buff from flipping a table. so... yo, this seems really, really good. probably shouldn't have picked up that ammo yet, is what you're gonna say, but there actually are enemies that come around, and they will... Search ↗
1081.86 locomote with the dodge rule here to avoid getting caught in those traps thankfully we can teleport so we never have to go to that room again, okay? i felt like i had to use a blank there to get rid of this sniper, and we actually froze him i think oh that's that must be what the blank did there was like freezing freezing damage send those tomatoes scattered around the room here. i hate all home furnishings i really like the idea that we get the the damage buff and Search ↗
1115.40 from the table flip and also the defensive bonus from the table flip as well like it heavily incentivizes me to flip these tables for cover if i wasn't doing so already all right oh, we don't we have a lockpick that we can use and i think it broke the chest i think you can shoot it, and then it'll open sometimes, but maybe no no you still can what we get out of it but it's gonna be shitty probably junk next time use a key oh Search ↗
1140.26 does that even show up in our inventory or something? junk. just some junk. next time use a key. well, that's what i get i guess. let's come back here. we do still have, i believe, a shop remaining on this floor. so before we fight the boss it would really be in our best interest if possible to get as much of an advantage as we can. whoop! Search ↗
1159.82 nah, we should dodge roll that. if bullets are moving slowly, i don't see there being a good excuse to not dodge roll them. i really like using the shotgun as a primary here, and it seems like we've gotten enough oh my god, you're gonna give me a golden key after all that? cell key. what could it unlock? ooh, i think this might give us access to more characters. heavy boots, ghost bullets, prime primer. well, we can all oh, wait. 36, 46. so that's 82. we might be able to get both. let's start with heavy boots. Search ↗
1191.48 low center of mass and i want to see what this does. i really like this feature where you can just go here and see what it is. allows the gungeoneer to keep their footing even when great forces apply to them. okay, so we probably can't be knocked back as far. ghost bullets, i'm assuming, are gonna be like the equivalent to spectral tears. they're gonna like go through walls. now we gotta find the cell for this cell key. Search ↗
1314.20 we don't have any keys. i guess we should go back to the chest and just i mean if we're not gonna be able to open it regardless we might as well just try to crack in it. oh the lockpick actually worked that time. whoa. what is this? scope steady aim much less spread on our shots it looked like looks like i might as well go take a look though a standard scope increases accuracy alright Search ↗
1414.86 i think we got this one though. as long as we're still aiming truly. couple more hits. might be able to get this done. there we go. okay, hopefully she drops a little bit of red hp for me. it looks like there's a half heart on the ground. what happens if you shoot it? hell yeah, that's what i was hoping for. okay, armor, hp, and a hexagon. i don't know what it does. Search ↗
1545.20 okay, our economy is still totally screwed, but we can get there. i've got faith. oh, i dodged right into that one! nothing worse than having a... having a dodge roll and then dodging right into an enemy. okay, let's fill up our... our like super op weapon. we should come in here because usually there's a teleporter in the shop, and let's look at what we can purchase. Search ↗

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