Quotes about “Whale”
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2213.580
the guitars have freestyle solos, but there's an option to turn that off supposedly because i was like they give you a guitar solo and i'd be like you know i really don't want to just hammer one note and then play the whole solo on the whammy bar right and still get there like awesome solo i'm like i just hit yellow and then whammy every like quarter note. whammy! like i bought this game to be given directions not just whale on another note. yeah, and you're like if i'm playing
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4338.020
waf they're missing out on fucking waffles, man. waffles have so much more versatility than, uh... than pancakes. i like them both. what do i have to pick? yeah, well, you have to pick one because of the arbitrary nature of the beast here. mmm, i choose to abstain from this vote. you can do that as well. that's fair. i like them both. alright, let me get some down whale going here. get it going.
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calling a little bit bullshit on greed's hp, maybe? he's got quite a bit up there, yeah. he's dropping like nine epic fetus bombs on top of his face and he's just like, he's just chillin'. yeah, he's got a whale at him. why would i use two of hearts when i'm not even at half hp yet? i will use it if i need to, but uh... they just want to yell something at you. i guess so. i'm not at the point where two of hearts makes mathematical sense yet.
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listen, every time you bring that up i feel less and less sympathetic towards you. we just log out before you stream you ding dong. because i want to see what the people are saying in there. probably calling you a turd. they asked you what's the rarest meat you ate and then you replied like a whale. that's correct. you've outed me on stream now. oh my god i'm still going. i didn't kill the whale but i did eat the whale. 10th floor heart. this is a heart? what's up with this witch? i'm gonna give you a heart on.
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i'm real stoked that i have about a hundred shots that are all bombs and also ludovico technique. it's like i'm shooting out a school of fish that i can then sort of direct in the appropriate direction. it's tough to direct a school of fish. you're telling me, man. they just want to go into the whale's mouth usually. it's like having a hundred daniel day lutuses. it's like herding cats. herding cats. don't hurt cats. that's not okay.
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i wanna be an australian human dog named wolfrid. is this an undertale? and i could talk shit with elijah wood. no, it's like a tv show. yeah, wolfrid. it's really bizarre. it's a pretty good show actually, i like it. i would be... a humpback whale. why the hell would you want to be a humpback whale? king of the ocean, baby.
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you want your own freaking private ambergris factory is what it is. exactly. i'm pretty sure japan would kill you. nah, dawg. i'd go faster than them. i'd be the fastest humpback whale in history. and why specifically that one? there's a lot of different whales. well, that spells the crusty ones, right? yeah, those are crusty ass ones. i don't care. if you're used to the crust, that's what it's like, man. it's like a snake doesn't feel that it's slimy. that's just what it's like. snakes aren't slimy!
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so, i think he's nicer still. yeah, i guarantee he's nicer still. who would lose in a fight though? that's the real question. you would. mathis. yeah, he seems like he's got some mathis. mathis is always the right answer. he's got some mathis. how long is he in temporary invincibility? it's not very long, is it? long enough. how long is mathis in temporary invincibility? no, i don't even know who mathis is. who's he? he's uh... some dork. yeah, a whale penis.
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what's so wrong with being a whale penis?
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aurothin! welcome for nine months in a row. so many babies today, let's name our baby, uh, michael whale fox. i like it. sorry, i thought i was readied up. what the hell, i must alt tab. it unreadies when somebody changes something. uh, yeah, alt tab, sorry. good to go. in n out. you know what my favorite burger joint that i don't have here is? it was fatburger. fatburger. i went to a fatburger and like...
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probably... probably whale. oh, really? yeah. what was that like? it was actually amazing. i looked at chat and i saw it. yeah, that makes sense now. that's good. you guys ever play the old sierra games? yeah? absolutely. like walked out and he's like... i played a lot of sierra games, yeah. i know what the logo looks like, just didn't have time to do it accurately.
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which is not a clinton. it's like a garden hose at that point. i'm trying to say that's a great blue whale man. freaking yoshi.
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i can't tell you what to do with your clit or what to call it. still kind of freaks me out that the great blue whale is like the biggest thing to ever live off on this fucking planet and it's just roaming around right now. does that trouble you? a little bit. is that okay? dinosaurs used to be around everything was big back then now everything's small but the great blue whale is like no man. have you been to texas?
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