Quotes about “Went to costco”
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you ever have the costco, what does this say, flautas? you ever have the costco flautas? i'm eating lunch right now. no, but i was excited to eat lunch today because i went to the grocery store and i bought some air fryable samosas and i bought some chicken strips and some potato wedges and somebody... so this is not to sound like i'm aggrandizing myself.
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hey, check it out. i got one of those like heineken mini drought kegs. and then i'd be like, bill, we went over this. it's called draft, even though it's spelled d r a u g h t. it's draft, that's draft beer. i can't go over to bill gates' house. a newly divorced bill gates is a 60 year old man. he's gonna be like, hey, i got a hot grocery tip for you. did you know if you go to costco, they just like sell rotisserie chickens?
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2380.10
really? i thought she was from england. she looks like she's from northern england. she was dating an irish guy. i thought for sure she was british. then i heard her talk for the first time. she's from pennsylvania? the voice. you went from costco guy dad to like normal ryan.
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4% cash back don't even get me started by the way i went off in the discord last night people were really hating on costco man saying the memberships a scam how is paying $60 to save? i don't know like a million dollars a scam. hang on. i got a new hat let me raise another one i'll raise i'll raise a jester that's not a jester that's a jinx which she hexes meanies boosting the damage they suffer by 40% and
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how'd you survive? i bought, i went to the general store and i bought some goldfish. just a little bit of methadone goldfish to get me through the day. and then i'm gonna go to costco tonight and then it's just like supermarket sweep. i got a sweep, i've got the whole set up there. i've got the grocery list all ready to go. picked a bad monday to go.
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but at least be able to answer any questions that chat might have about the subject. we went to costco last night, got the hot dog combo, buck 50 each. it's an insane deal, it always will be. she didn't eat the hot dog right away because she said i'm sick of the costco not having relish. so we took it. i ate mine in the car. she took hers home, put her own ketchup, relish and mustard on it and then ate it at the dining room table.
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so instead, because metal gear solid 5 was non existent at the costco i went to, because i have no concept of where to buy video games anymore, i just played like an hour of duskers last night instead, and that game is really cool.
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except that the optometrist office say hi to her yeah, i mean well you don't have to go right costco comes to you yeah, ironically enough. i think i need glasses, but i just haven't gone in to check so as it happened to me man i went 25 years without glasses then all of a sudden. it was like nope time now. yeah, but skull shifted or something i was uh
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but like i did you not talk about your plan at the grocery store before you went to the grocery store like why? it we it looks like the new york stock exchange in the butcher section of costco people are on the phone like yo how many how many legs of lamb do i need how many legs of live by by by cell cell cell anyway, it's crazy man, and they're standing there they're picking up like a leg of meat that is just flesh and then like comparing it to another leg of meat that's just flesh and i'm like
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sounds like a delicious... we bought a lot of stuff from costco. yeah, bagel sandwich. bagel sandwich. that sounds good. go canucks. well, the game's tomorrow. i don't know when the nhl went soft, bro. it used to be every other day they played a game in the series. it didn't matter if you were flying from vancouver to cuba. they'd be like, you finish game 4, hop off the airplane, fly across the continent. you know, game 5's two days later.
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hi, i'm orion. this doesn't happen to me. yeah, let me guess you fucking silver spoon motherfucker grew up in princeton, new jersey, probably went to a school with the damn smart boards and shit like that. at the very least, you probably had a whiteboard with a dry erase marker. we were still rocking great depression era chalkboards where, you know, they had the big, the long, the foot long costco hot dog eraser that like as soon as you touched it, it just chalked the shit out of your fingers for like four days.
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2082.10
yeah, we're built different. i mean this is not to be team kirkland but compared to going to costco on a saturday. this is a walk in the pork, you know. dude, i went to costco yesterday. i was thinking about you because i was just why i made the mistake of walking past like a sample, a free sample section and then the lady put out the samples like the exact second i walked by and a 60 year old woman almost barreled me over. you know what she was trying to get?
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