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allow me to greetings and welcome to the presidium. my name is avena, and i am pleased to be your virtual guide throughout this level of the citadel space station. please explain to me why your people gave me boobs despite me being a tour guide. so are you a person or a program? i am a fully interactive virtual intelligence. programmed to provide spontaneous guidance at predetermined locations of interest throughout this level of the citadel.
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it's not nick. we have to deal with an hour of virtual bar today let's not make it two hours of preparing for the anticipation right all right sure here. it's an echo 89 bam double double double description you go first nick you can do it again now i lost the place this thing keeps rolling now jesse on 89. i think it was thank you very much a subscription welcome to the rock or yo
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who is this subscriber? spiderbutt. millard trillmore. the 8th president of the united states up down to the side, welcome to the lion pride. that's a mistake by the way, 8th president of the united states was obviously martin van buren. martin van virtual. i got cheers. cheers suck. gone. where are you anyway on this run? i have no idea where you're anchored to. omfg catacombs 1. that's pretty good. i'm on catacombs 1 as well. i've actually used that one before.
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no, i think it's a virtual reality for you. oh, well, i don't know. you might someone might have my avatar then for all i know, but it might not be me behind the mask. it's on vr. is that a convention thing? oh, okay. i thought maybe it was related to the world cup. i understand now. i don't think they'll be welcome there. i don't think they'll be welcome. you got the world cup in where you're living, apollo? i have no clue, maybe.
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welcome, virtual sin. like, hundreds of millions of people call it boxing day. you gotta expose yourself to the wider world at large, man. thank you, uh, kami h0809 for the $2 donation says ryan said he would desecrate anything. does that mean he would even... even the body of a dead child? uh, like, definitely not, no. you got me! pretty dark, kami. thanks for the donation, but man. whew.
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hello and welcome back to let's play virtual bart. i know i said on the last episode that i would start playing the games in their minigame select mode so that i could, you know, kind of exercise a little bit more variety in terms of gameplay. that was just the frustration talking. if i'm gonna beat any of these games, i'm gonna do it at the whim of the powers that be, aka this virtual reality reel here. so let's see what we're gonna get first, and it's gonna be motorcycle level, my personal favorite.
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hello and welcome back to virtual bard. so we actually got kind of easy last time by having a baby level, or two baby levels i should say, and the water slide level. trust me, we will not get that lucky, and the law of averages, or i guess the law of weighted averages when it comes to this game, is we should be expecting a dinosaur or a pig level, so let's see what happens. oh, motorcycle level, okay, a close fourth in terms of quality.
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coba, look at the ship everybody. the ship is big. did you guys turn on your quality to ultra? i'm going with default and i gotta say it's looking pretty good. you know it looks like when you'd see virtual reality in like 1997 everybody would be walking around in like a digital chat room. this is like a high res cel shaded version of that right now. i think it was welcome to cyberspace.
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hello and welcome to virtual bart! so, this let's play is actually the first let's play i've ever done with live commentary. and the reason i want to do live commentary is because i feel like your experience watching these videos is going to directly benefit if you get my live play by play experience as i play the game.
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hello everybody and welcome back to let's hate virtual bart. i actually had kind of an epiphany with this game. normally i wouldn't bother making any voice recordings today because i'm a little bit ill, i got a little bit of laryngitis, i'm not sure if you can tell. but i was actually practicing for this game, as lame as it sounds, and i managed to beat the water slide level in practice. so in theory i should be able to beat it if i could just
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i really hate virtual bart though, so i don't know. hey lucas just subscribed! up down to the side, welcome to the lion pride, pk thunder. when i played earthbound my first time as a little kid, i think it says like, what's your favorite activity or something? and i put biking, and it always said, psybiking, and i'm like, this doesn't make any damn sense, what is this supposed to mean? psybiking. i thought there was like a real reason for them to ask that question, but they kind of phrased it poorly.
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