Quotes about “Weezer”
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5785.080
look, i was there in the original game battle. dude, that's a pretty good wetus impression. a wetus impression? no, wetus. not to be confused with wetus or weezer. dj wetus. oh god. nick, can you do a wetus impression? the thing that kobol just did? i'm just a teenager back no, i don't think i can. it was alright. it was evocative at least. mine would be like,
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1548.280
i don't know, you'll probably make fun of me or chat will make fun of me for saying this but i actually kind of liked her first couple albums. and i actually bought one of them. that's how i feel about weezer.
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7192.060
uh, what else is yeah, i'm looking at journeys. i'm looking at my spotify playlist now to confirm my you fucking knew it was a call to austin's rock when he has a child? here, i'm getting some water. i'll be back. thank you nickfuck dongsmasher for the $5 tip that says excuse me. and narnian factor with a $6 tip says where does weezer, the strokes, and ska music fall on the dad scale? ska's dad. is it really? ska's pretty dad. i don't know if i've ever heard ska like...
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8017.800
hey, austin. we got some real dads who were really there. i'll consult my parents who actually just saw peter frampton and maybe they have a little bit more... just a second ago. just a minute ago. and we'll see whose parents have a better grasp on the classic rock genre. we're gonna see whose parents have better grasp. because i don't know what yours are smoking to think that that song's more famous than baby i love your way. the ernie in factor wants to know about weezer.
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8976.580
we gotta can we all learn to laugh from that video and just do that? like that would be one really good stream. that's the one that mike's already got! yeah. oh, which one are we talking about? i could wheeze, i could laugh like anything. yeah, you're much of a weezer. a crazy thing to find during a colonoscopy.
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10355.300
that's where i wanna be! who is that? performing weezer's beverly hills. that's where i wanna be! that's where i wanna be! that's where i wanna be! garsh! garsh! living in beverly hills!
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10441.100
no! come on! if you're gonna give me weezer, i'm allowed to do this. yeah, but like, i don't know what it is. the weezer one though. i got it. oh! most of you got this one. what's the second part? i got it cause mouse told it wrong. it's an e. dirty. i don't know, i actually meant to spell that the first time. you typed in dirty!
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8486.860
the festival includes a procession of up to a thousand weezers in larrick. they say up to a thousand weezers, so it could just be weezer, like one weezer. it doesn't have to be a thousand. it's actually a gweezer, it's with a g.
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4922.400
like overall, like, there's cool and then there's intentionally not being cool to be cool. and then there's like trying to be way too cool to be cool. there's so many levels of it. there's weezer cool also, which is like not that cool. how do you quantify just all of cool? i mean, in fairness, cool is very subjective as we're clearly... we know what's being cooler than cool. that's easy. yeah, ice cold. ice cold, of course. yeah, absolutely. but like who's... okay, well let's start by defining the opposite. who's an uncool celebrity?
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7735.940
it's a pastel purple and pink excavator. it's pretty nice. i've never seen those before. it's so cute. i'm gonna say it's on this island of which i forget the name. this is the one where weezer sang about it and they went eh eh. yeah, they got a new album. oh what is this one? the chartreuse album?
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9764.620
nothing better than good ol' river tonko. has anyone ever made a joke about rivers tomo? i like that. that's pretty good, yeah. what's great is he had a bad meow for a while so he could have been a weezer. i like it. and sometimes when he misbehaves he will destroy your sweater. yes! yes! oh my god. oh, it's a whole new line of jokes. i love it. hmm?
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9927.020
i'm not even the weezer guy, i got that one. sorry i puked a vessel with rubicle tummy's grumbling inside my fur i love rivers tomo! it's so cute! wet food is ready, let's go can you sell christmas sweaters with tomo and such rivers tomo sweaters? my name is tomo
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9998.540
just shine neon sign of a gay sailor did you say the code to people? yeah, the code is b bag b bag ebay all ball bag. oh, i forgot to take my overlay off. sorry about that b bag and chains. yes. i am the weezer guy i'm so mad at myself
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but there's an actor named make believe it's a weezer album that's what you think i uh i used to not watch gore when i was younger but then i just sort of like i don't know i got over it i had friends in high school that were like into that like nasty ass like lively actual gore stuff yeah i could not stand any of that if it's in a show or a game though i mean i don't love it but like i can mostly put up with it
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