Quotes about “We can get you onto some shit”
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move you here to be able to attack next turn. pass some mana onto the archer. get as close as you can. shot adds bleed. it would be nice if this killed you. ah shit. well fucking we go again that's why we use inspire. motherfucker. i end my turn. bro my thief is almost fucking dead. on the other hand, that's okay because we can grab this coin. i didn't even see this one in the tall grass over here.
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i can barely fucking hit the button to start it because some idiot said, you know what would really go hard? how about we put a touchscreen on the bicycle? by the way, if a single drop of sweat gets onto the tablet, none of the buttons will work. oh, what, your hands aren't dry after 45 minutes of cardiovascular exercise? anyway, so then i managed to get the button to resume the ride, but for some reason, even though it's like an on demand ride, the shit isn't live.
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if you want to give me three guppy items, shit man, that's fine too. it's gonna be a little bit tedious, but that's fine. oh yeah, that's money i can't possibly use. good, there were enemies in this room. i was concerned that it would just be some hoity toity golden chest or something and we wouldn't actually have a chance to get a reroll, conveniently at least. should be at least one more reroll available on this floor. we'll see if we end up getting it. chariot. would be useful. could use it to fight a boss, but i'm just gonna hold onto the devil card for convenience's sake.
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