Quotes about “Washington drivers”
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2574.22
what's pitting like? i'm hopeful that i will be the first f1 driver to do a zero stop race. now i'm gonna shut up because i'm about to put down the best qualifying lap you've ever seen. a lot of f1 drivers it's crazy they can't drive for two hours without pitting. i routinely drive for over two hours to get down to northwestern washington state and sometimes i don't even need to stop for a bathroom break so couldn't be me let's just put it that way.
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4010.58
because you're merging like an insane person. what if they didn't hit their brakes on it? what's wrong with people are literally just trying to like drive to the farmer's market. what if you just drove in a way that made everybody in the car feel unsafe? yeah, that would really help out in traffic. and this take just pisses me off even more because that's how i it's the vibe i get from drivers on i5 all the time in washington. and then like i'm getting past in like hurricane level conditions.
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557.76
he's gonna dress like the criminal he is. toronto has super aggressive drivers. yeah, actually being honest, vancouver has terrible drivers as well. i know everybody goes, uh, you know, hey, city i live in, drivers, right? you're all idiots, but like, vancouver is exceptionally bad for driving. the metro vancouver area is like, taking your life into your own hands every time you're out there. i heard that in like, washington state, people get a little freaked out when they see british columbia license plates. i don't blame them, honestly.
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2338.20
if they just drove like not a piece of garbage then they would be alive and happy at their destination and so would i. you see how many, i'm getting a lot of plus twos from people that are like i'm from washington and this is so true. listen, is this how we mend fences with bellingham? you can still make fun of canadian drivers, lord knows i do too, as long as you also make fun of washington drivers, okay? here's my impression of
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1461.96
divergence, because we're on wave 18. this is our first break in the path. somebody threw a coffee mug at me on the highway because i was driving at the speed limit. yeah, people are like insane. i'll preface this by saying with the driving that i've done in bc and the driving i've done in washington state, i definitely feel usually safer in washington state and i feel like the drivers are a lot more competent.
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1491.96
i feel like washington drivers are more likely to maybe kill you, but vancouver drivers are more likely to be like, i don't know how my car works and now we're all dead. but when we were in washington for american thanksgiving, there was like a torrential downpour. i was driving the speed limit on i 5 in the slow lane.
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if they just drove like not a piece of garbage then they would be alive and happy at their destination and so would i. you see how many, i'm getting a lot of plus twos from people that are like i'm from washington and this is so true. listen, is this how we mend fences with bellingham? you can still make fun of canadian drivers, lord knows i do too, as long as you also make fun of washington drivers, okay?
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1992.76
the amount of, i mean, if you live in the lower mainland, you know, in vancouver, bc, or if you live in washington state, you know, i know you think that vancouver drivers have a reputation for being particularly bad. i think you're right, honestly. number of times people...
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1635.18
because when they drive by it, whoa, look at that. another washington plate upside down in the ditch. oh, but canadian drivers making it take an extra 0.75 seconds for me to park in the trader joe's because the general tso's air fryer chicken bites are so shut the hell up! have some respect, man. i'm not saying you should be like, oh, thank you for visiting my country and buying our milk and helping out the i'm not a psycho. i'm just saying like, be nice.
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2483.44
from washington drivers because fucking every time i drive home from washington to vancouver my ass gets caught in northbound traffic because people are crashing their fucking cars on the i 5 all the time. i know you're like it's not my fault
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because when they drive by it, whoa, look at that. another washington plate upside down in the ditch. oh, but canadian drivers making it take an extra 0.75 seconds for me to park in the trader joe's because the general tso's air fryer chicken bites are so... shut the hell up! have some respect, man. i'm not saying you should be, oh, thank you for visiting my country and buying our milk and helping out the... i'm not a psycho. i'm just saying like, be nice.
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3866.12
from washington drivers because fucking every time i drive home from washington to vancouver my ass gets caught in northbound traffic as people are crashing their fucking cars on the i 5 all the time. i know you're like it's not my fault
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3949.30
i was laughing because someone left a reply that was like, so true drivers in western washington are so bad. i'm usually in the left lane doing 20 miles an hour over the speed limit and i get stuck behind people all the time. get out of the way. we have places to go. i'm from the east coast and that's just how we drive over there.
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