Quotes about “Washington”
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Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸30⧸15]
- 7191.160 i don't know if i want my wood to be sold. no, think of it this way. you're the wood that they used to make george washington's dentures out of various teeth. oh, what a freaking honor. how much are those worth? huh? yeah, but what if you're like the wood that like some 15 year old kid carves like harper sucks dick into. i find that quite entertaining. all right, who's setting up the party? i've already invited everybody. oh, okay. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸6⧸16]
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸18⧸16]
- 3478.760 bets his television that the washington redskins will beat the new orleans saints. this is back in like 2009. has a bunch of friends drunk drive over to his house and then shoot the shit out of his tv with a shotgun. that's a nice night. this is not in a film for theaters. this is a man organized a party where a puck field came over to his house and shot his tv because his football team lost. he's a man on the edge. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸27⧸16]
- 8130.100 just trying to see if they can get a plasma cannon. did they do that in washington? i didn't hear that they did, but maybe they did. they made weed legal and then they said, alright, if you're in jail for weed, we're gonna let you out, right? i feel like i would have seen a news article about it if it happened, but i don't think i have seen that. the chat would know. they actually don't have to release them from a legal standpoint, it's kinda effed. that's pretty fucked up, man. it was a crime at the time. well, but if you make it legal, aren't you making the admission like we were wrong? Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸8⧸16]
- 8475.120 what's up? i don't know. is that like borapulin lincoln? borapulin lincoln. you know george washington? i wanted to say abraham, but somehow it came out as like borapulin. abraham washington? i don't know where that came from. borapulin lincoln? oh. oh no! muffin almost got you. fuck off. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸24⧸16]
- 7621.520 undisclosed. who will win? will it be the jacksonville jaguars? will it be the washington redskins? it could be anybody. like any anybody. the buffalo bills! so yeah, get all your watching in today i guess and then catch the finals tomorrow. that's different though, it came out a couple hours ago. it came out seven hours ago. the spoiler embargo is six hours and 45 minutes. everybody knows this. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸2⧸16]
Bootleg Solo NLSS (February 17, 2016)
- 6916.440 minnesota! minnesota, i trusted you! okay, thank you minnesota. texas, that's a big one. ah, he's got it. oh, no! nah, he's got it. we lost the election. i have to say, we did surprisingly okay, all things considered. he's not gonna smoke us. like, it's not walter mondale levels of disaster here. we are gonna lose california, which is pretty embarrassing though. i washington state, i said legal weed for everybody, and you voted against me? alaska? well, could be worse. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [3⧸30⧸16]
- 6804.880 oh, you lucked out with that. yeah, that portal's looking pretty nice. yeah, it's here, me. yes! yeah. okay, cool. did you drop out? yeah, it kicked me off everything. like, yeah, that sucks. yeah, i saw your tank dc, actually, huh? hmm... now that cobalt disconnected, they probably won't give us any experience. fuckin' so. oh, ho, ho, ho. tank dc is better than regular washington dc. really? hey guys, the next update has new game content. that's good. old game content, i guess. yeah, i mean, what... Search ↗