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Team Unity Plays - NHL 18 - Episode 11

Northernlion Sat Jul 14 Watch on YouTube ↗

60.84 yeah, lockhart. these guys are gonna play real defense. and they don't have horribly offensive names. oh whatever, we win the faceoff. no throwing this game. that was a bad pass. nah, i had inertia. i had inertia on that one. alright, so we're all a little bit decked out now. we spent some of our monies in terms of changing our stuff around a little bit. i want to make it clear, we spent no money. yeah, no money. i don't want people to think i spent money to look like this. Search ↗
122.82 on defense you don't need to keep the triangle necessarily. oh no? defense? you should cover the open man most of the time. cover an open man and you want to try and close the passing lanes. got it. but closing the passing lanes, you need to describe that to me like a f***ing traitor. you're basically... you want to stay on a guy but try and be like on the inside of him and another guy. like that actually. that was perhaps accidentally perfect. Search ↗
182.78 you're the monkey in the middle. but you want to be close to one of the guys. you don't actually want to be in the middle. these guys are playing legit hockey. they're taking low percentage shots trying to get the rebound. i'll be very quick to pass this ball game. trying to pass it. watch the point, dan. see that guy? he's waiting up there for the one timer. yeah. looks like he was counting grandma's cookies instead of playing ball. Search ↗
302.48 i'm just trying to just trying to get it to get us in a position and play some ball here right oh, thank you. thank you. nice shot. nice shot. not bad. not bad. we took team russia to zero zero. let's go that was far and away the best defensive period we've ever had by about a factor of five i saw shot blocks and interceptions and just overall the most important thing was our positioning. yeah, i Search ↗
355.46 the one thing is, obviously we don't have a lot of offensive time. yeah, no kidding. we don't. i felt like we had a decent amount. what were the numbers? i think you got one shot. i had a shot that was blocked. i made about four passes in the whole period. Search ↗
844.16 okay, just keep it tight. yep. i got you. what is he doing? oh, they're trying to run their sets. yeah, exactly. so they run their sets by one of us making a mistake. not gonna happen. not today! not any day! hold him back. oh, i thought you had him. that was great. that was great. let's go! i actually meant to pass that to ryan originally, but because i wasn't facing you, i think it went to dan. nice. oh, i like it. oh, come on lockhart, come on! Search ↗
886.26 no, we got this guy. nice, danny. okay. i'm not taking any more. i'm gonna carry one time. that wasn't a high percentage pass. i got him. i like it. malf, you're open. what do we got here? what do we got? little bm. little bm. little bm. they gave you a window. yeah. they had to take it. king was just waiting. Search ↗
1035.16 the comments are unsettled right now. they can feel the biggest victory. but don't get too far ahead of ourselves. nice, dan. nice, dan. gotta get back. oh no! oh, i almost took a penalty. oh! i'm just gonna skate it behind the net and then give it to my boy red. oh, that was... i thought about bming and just cutting the time. Search ↗
1099.28 oh, that's icy. that's actually really bad. i was trying to leave the biscuit to the mask. i'm tired. just tie him up and if you get the puck chunk it away. okay. i think i might just lay down in front of the neck. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. i won't. i won't. he's tied him. no, let's go. let's go. they said it couldn't be done. Search ↗
1148.50 and we did it in front of all their fans. they're gonna write about us in the newspaper. they went so far to put a fresh coat of white paint on the poles. it wasn't enough to stop us. oh, nice win. but good. we've that was the definition of unity right there boys. that was tight on d. Search ↗
1171.64 like most of the time that was pretty solid. would you guys unlock some new customization for your character? if i... i'm trying to get to 12. 12 i get... yeah, i'll unlock the sherwood! let's go! Search ↗
1218.48 well we gotta go with the short pants then if that's the case, cause you gotta be able to see the sock tape. then one second you got a little sock tuck. what did we unlock? oh that's dirty! those are like jinkojeans dude! what color laces? nah the laces are still white. but now i got a little yellow band on my sock tape. oh man. well thanks for watching, hope you enjoyed the episode. if you did click the like button it was a great deal of course subscribe if you wanna see more of the future of reality. thanks for watching, we'll see you next time. see ya! byeee! Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 66 [Lactose Intolerant]

Northernlion Thu Nov 20 Watch on YouTube ↗

56.18 it's the best idea to not pick that up right away. i did show our seed here, right? while i was doing that winston churchill discussion? yes, okay. i actually don't mind the idea of fighting wrath on an early floor because check this shit out. we got bombs. Search ↗
139.54 the same rhetoric i think applies to alcohol as well by the way. i have a very large sweet spot. i realized that was probably a bit of an un appetizing way to put that, as i was saying it. but i have a very large sweet spot as it comes to caffeine. Search ↗
180.26 i was actually hoping that it would be explosive diarrhea for the boss fight, but whatever. we're gonna save our key and go down to the next floor. i didn't use it for the boss fight, obviously. you know, i'm a little foggy sometimes, a little out of my element before my morning coffee, but after i have one morning coffee, i'm good, man. i don't even get... Search ↗
441.98 party like it's 1999 the best year for pc gaming although 2012 was pretty sweet as well people like to poo poo those the modern years don't they oh gaming sucks now and i'll admit there's been a lot of like confidence eroding bullshit in in games in the past few months anyway i really thought i'd give us a bridge, but 2012 had some real shit man journey ftl rogue legacy was 2013 the walking dead season 1 Search ↗
472.18 xcom, enemy unknown, dishonored, so many good games. i really think, and this is a weird conversation to be having here when i'm playing what is probably my 2014 game of the year, at least thus far, i think 2014, apart from a few standouts like the binding of isaac rebirth and dark souls 2, even though i know a lot of people are not as into dark souls 2 as i am, as i was i guess at one point. i'm not taking wiggle worm, i'll tell you that much. but, uh... Search ↗
498.72 i think apart from a few releases like that we've seen a lot of fairly major disappointments this year. you know watch dogs didn't turn out to maybe be the barn burner that a lot of people maybe expected that it would be. ftl advanced edition is one of my favorite games of the year but that's an expansion to a game that came out in 2012. i'm trying to think of what else... like assassin's creed unity let people down after assassin's creed 4 was considered one of the most well received in the franchise. Search ↗
579.34 second secret room here? little scary to look. i don't know if it's mega satan or if it's another new boss altogether. i have no effin idea, mate. what if we use dad's key here? i was seeing if that would actually open the golden chest in that other lock as well. we'll totally buy the compass here. but yeah, i'm getting a little breathless here. hopefully you understand what i mean. is it the same as the secret that you get for opening that door in the chest? or sorry, in the dark room? that was so bad. Search ↗
626.92 blow up the tnt. thank you. this is like my ideal ipecac run. i know there's occasionally like good runs with ipecac where you'll get like... ooh, wow, that was dangerous. you'll get like really slow rate of fire, but really high damage ipecac shots. fudge that man, this is where the money is right here. this is just ridiculous. and i, you know, i'm ex especially happy about it because i know that it's pretty unlikely that i'll ever have another run that's like this. Search ↗
790.38 you think i was i was the part of the original lemon party generation you guys you'd you're like 10 years younger than me maybe you think you invented fucking lemon party now. we were putting that shit on our computer teachers computer monitor during computer class back way back in the day before you guys are even touching computers computer all right now if we could just uh maybe kill this yeah, i'm a real smart guy as you noticed x ray goggles are fine i mean that saves us some annoyance at least Search ↗
821.74 now we can much more easily find... did i use a key there too? okay, someone's gotta slap me for that one. what was i gonna say? yeah, now we can more easily find secret rooms. but anyway, we don't need to use any more keys in the future, so let's enjoy that i guess. hey, it's a health upgrade again! hopefully a deal with the devil awaits us here. i would love to stack up some more damage without compromising our rate of fire. that would be hilarious. i mean, it's really... it only damages the enemies, right? like, it's... we're never gonna take more damage than we're already taking from our existing hits. it's just the game that's gonna suffer. or like, the enemies that are gonna suffer. Search ↗
854.60 oh, it's the perfect boss. oh, i'm loving it. he's trapped in the corner. what the fuck do i do? you see that little head shake he was throwing out there? that was awesome. sure, old bandage is fine. every time we hit ourselves accidentally like an idiot, we'll have a chance to not suffer completely for it. oh, sweet bad trip pill. that was a really good deal with the devil. followed it up with a tears upgrade at least. eh, it's fine. okay, down to the next floor. so i believe that using dad's key is the way that if you don't take the deals with the angel, you can still get that special boss. Search ↗
917.10 give it three cents now just to see if there's a donation milestone close by. i didn't think that 450 would be a milestone, but hey. it was worth a crack, i think. now, we should, just in case money equals power shows up, and for the fact that we can get sweet tarot cards like this joker right here, we totally should be blowing up all these rocks. it's a hard habit to get into, but the good news is we're doing it kind of accidentally. this is ridiculous. Search ↗
1079.24 this is so good, i'm loving it. it lowers our rate of fire a little bit, but it's still gonna be so fast thanks to soy milk. get it done, oh it's so good. the barrage just keeps coming. da da da da da da da da da da. boom, boom, yeah it was closer maybe. oh this is fun, we have fun here sometimes. there we go, oh my god the money is out of control. i would have, but i didn't have any money. oh well, you're still alive? that was unexpected. Search ↗
1416.44 now with the compass, let's just plan out where we want to go. it'll be up, should be fairly easy. ooh, it's worth it. potentially at least. it's worth a try. so i feel bad for taking poison touch, but i was pretty confident that i was gonna fuck my run up with anything else. i was pretty close to picking up anti gravity tiers. but i realized, like, i don't think i really want to have a wall of explosive tiers on this run. part of the purpose of this run is just to get myself out of that funk that i found myself in lately. Search ↗
1448.42 so to throw it all away on a boss rush room that was optional to begin with seems real silly. okay, let's keep it moving here. this scares me. tell you what, for enemies that are kind of annoying, we got what we need here. thank you for the spirit heart. there is still a real chance of my own destruction here. how does it happen? well, we just don't get very much hp back. if i could pick up something like abaddon, i would be over the fucking moon right now. can we just like... Search ↗
1686.20 i see you're using an old style. wow. i don't even know how dry baby got hit there, but i guess i'm glad it didn't and i didn't. yeah, if i lose this eternal heart, i'm not gonna be salty. let's be honest there. yeah, satan! i'm not sure if he says, stay still. that's a bad start for him. so my hope and dream here was to keep that eternal heart alive. it was a good goal to aim for anyway. this is just madness. i don't even know what can i say here. just stay the fuck away. Search ↗
1819.72 maybe i'm wrong. sorry. iron chests are guaranteed to contain an item. red chests are not. that's my bad there. what the hell was that shot? they normally don't do that. hey! odd mushroom. that's sweet. it's an empty hp container, but it's hp and extra damage. this could still be the right way to go here. don't know why i dodged right into that mega fatty. can't really offer too much in my own defense there. you know what? might benefit me to just stop shooting for a hot minute here and pay attention to what the fudge i'm doing. Search ↗
1925.16 and i would almost guarantee we got a win here. but we don't need to go back for gummy's paw. unless we want to. if we don't take damage, that is. which we didn't. alright. we're not done? oh god. there was like a bomb dropped. i thought for sure we were done. that must have just been a... must have just been a cool dude. alright, there's our krampus' head. and i would say this one's pretty much set in stone. so there you go! if you want the antidote to a shitty soy milk run, just pick up ipecac instead. triple shot also makes it even better. Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Rebirth - Let's Play - Episode 197 [Two Princes]

Northernlion Sat Jan 03 Watch on YouTube ↗

44.86 trademark northernlion luck quote unquote quote unquote. however, you don't have to be intellectually dishonest about it. oh, northernlion's complaining about his lack of damage when he gets a magic mushroom. i got it 98% of the way through the ride. if you get it on the first item room, yes. you know, you can be like, look at this motherfucker getting carried. if you have to survive, that was not very smart of me, you have to survive the whole freaking game and then you get it at the end, that's a little bit different i would say. Search ↗
176.68 and again, like, we kind of set the stakes high for ourselves, you know? the the cane run that we just had, i was like, i can't lose this because i beat the loss just before it. that would look embarrassing. and then on the this run, i'm like, well i can't lose this super high damage run, especially now that we have cricket's head, which is now absurdly good luck, i'll admit, uh, because i just, uh, beat that cane run where we had no damage whatsoever. hopefully this gives us some spirit hearts. don't shoot. don't shoot. alright, that's fine. Search ↗
381.92 or we don't have that anymore, i guess is a more accurate way to put it. well that bomb is definitely gonna work. what the heck? i reversed the polarity on that guy there. oh my god, this is just embarrassing. and that temperance card, not really what i was looking for to be honest with you. be honest with you there jim, i wasn't really excited about that temperance card. wow, alright, this is just not a good start. Search ↗
403.32 this is some... i find that there is oftentimes a little bit of a refractory period after a great run and that cane run was not the great run, but that lost run. maybe i got a little bit of a lost hangover going here. you know, people talk about sophomore slump, you know, the debut album tends to be good, second album tends to be bad, or you know, you win a national championship, excuse me, you win like a national championship or something like that and then the next season you totally bomb. Search ↗
579.40 maybe the worst that it could possibly be as any character, but still pretty good. especially when i was, you know, running a genuine risk of death there for a while. now i should have a pretty good crack at getting a deal with the devil that actually works well for me. hoping that maybe we can access the, uh, well, we'll hopefully be able to get to the shop and get into the shop. we'll be able to pick up a spirit heart that'll give us an even better deal with the devil outlook. and hopefully we can bomb our way into our curse room as well. man, okay. i'm playing bad. Search ↗
642.04 i think that in like almost all ways that was actually still totally worth it. we did a strength card deal with the devil trade. i think we would end up getting ourselves killed. so i guess we're gonna have to hope for some hp. that's actually really... it's kind of embarrassing honestly. i'll just own up to it, you know? i'll give you my real emotions right now. i'm embarrassed that i've been hit like seven times on the first two floors here. a little bit of a... you know, a hangover from that past run. i might as well take this right away. get the lover's card. it's extremely worthwhile. Search ↗
705.90 there are some situations where we can still take an item. the pact, the mark, although it's a little riskier. ceremonial robes, we'll see. we got placenta, so we can take any deal now, if there was a deal, and then ceremonial robes, which we break even and get a damage upgrade, so... it's smart. plus we get a... yeah, we're just gonna go. it's been a very slow first couple of floors here. plus we get a blackheart replacement for our spirit hearts instead. Search ↗
816.72 we can still generate bombs on our own, not generate, but we can use bombs that we have. so that's why i think mr. boom is like, it gives, it provides a better service than you're able to provide for yourself, but you can still just throw bombs down and attack enemies. it's not like mr. boom gives you that ability, especially now that we have two of clubs, which we probably should have saved instead of just popping it right away. okay, i'll take that as a small victory. i was hoping to create a gap or create a bridge, i should say, blow up both larry juniors and get the mushroom. Search ↗
847.92 to pay out with the pill. instead what we got was the secret room and none of the above, but hey a bomb for a secret room is still a really good trade. and we're gonna get a spirit heart here. i do still want to create a bridge so we might as well try to blow him up here. who knows what kind of greatness we can get out of this one. two bombs, well there you go. we're gonna more than break even because we're gonna get the secret room and a spirit heart and we got two bombs back. kind of a long room. i am skeptical about our chances to do boss rush which is unfortunate because that's one of the most likely ways that i'm gonna find some of those new items i think. Search ↗
878.72 maybe i'm just overly superstitious about that, but at least we have three spirit hearts. big room leads to boss rush. we have been to our item room. oh, that was just terrible. we have been to our item room and it has mr. boom. we don't need that. i would like to go to our shop, perhaps. oh, it's right below us, thank god. i was gonna say, because i'd like to go to our shop before we go to our boss room in case i can buy a spirit heart. and maybe a battery as well. man, i don't like fighting these bony's. Search ↗
915.34 that is not our shop, that is our... that is just a wall right there. there is a spirit art for sale, i know there's bff as well, if i get the money i'll buy it. i don't think we need the battery just yet. we can use bombs to beat the boss, or if we get pageant boy we'll have enough to buy a bff. okay, this is good, this is good. the fallen is not necessarily an easy boss when you're not doing very much damage yourself. however, oh, i botched it so hard. at first i was like, oh, i'm only gonna hit one of them. and then i hit zero. and then i got hit myself. twice. Search ↗
1210.24 can't officially say goodbye to boss rush yet, but it's looking pretty likely that boss rush is not going to happen we stood we still yeah, we still baby. we still we do still have item room and shop remaining these could be huge improvements for me that was a timid tool man taylor jonathan tim the tool man taylor thomas from home improvement tv's home improvement i should say again if we're going to Search ↗
1304.40 we'll probably blow him up. sometimes you can actually get some decent consumables for blowing up demon judgment. okay, well effectively we traded our judgment card for three cents, which is not the way that i would have preferred that that situation had gone, but here we are. a boss rush room. these can sometimes be quite tempting. yeah, i, uh, that was my bad. i can't really be mad at the game for putting me in that situation because i put myself in that situation. i'm getting low self confidence right now on this run. Search ↗
1444.66 instead we find ourselves very much kind of torn up here having to get our hands very dirty. that's alright. this is the floor where we turn it around. this is the floor where we earn it. and i really, really, really wish at this point that i just kept that judas alive, or judas run alive a little bit longer. cricket's head, blood of the martyr, and we were judas. and we picked up a blackheart in our self sacrifice room. it was just a harbinger of things to come. just very poor play throwing that one away. Search ↗
1523.28 i'm gonna save this moon card to hopefully teleport out of a curse room, which curse rooms have now become more valuable as a result of the fact, of course, that we now have a guppy item. alright, we got a spirit heart out of him. that was a 14 cent spirit heart? i'm not gonna complain. that's one more spirit heart than we had when we entered that room, i think. taking a lot of damage, but i don't think i've taken that much. so you know, i think a positive attitude does go a long way in isaac. Search ↗
1732.50 we do have the celtic cross effect. i believe the cancer effect might give us the celtic cross effect as well. you feel protected? seems like it. or maybe it just gives us more spirit hearts on top of the hp that it already gave us. so we could take latch key as well for the luck up, but i'm content with the orbital here. yeah, we'll take the mark. and we'll head down to the next floor. unless we see a tinted rock, which we do. probably missed a bunch of those, but we got this one. yeah. alright. it was worth it. maybe would have preferred spirit hearts, but here we are. alright, this runs persevering. Search ↗
1983.84 i'll just enter this. regular stopwatch, it's beautiful. very good. we'll also take the spirit heart and two of hearts is very bad. tower's not very good. oh, we had nothing of value out of that. have we been to our item room? yes, it was polyphemus, so if we find our boss room, which we do, we're just gonna go for it. so broken stopwatch i think makes every room slow now. which means that we basically just won the game. Search ↗
2013.08 which i was not expecting! it was looking like it was going to be a little bit more dangerous. even holy water got in on the action a little bit there. that doesn't happen all that often. we're taking the polaroid because i really need to win, and our deal with the devil has satanic bible and guppy's hairball and two spirit arts. we'll take guppy's hairball. i understand the value of satanic bible, but i'm going to stick away from it for now. Search ↗
2035.10 even though it would be potentially awesome, and we're just gonna hope to become guppy with polyphemus and you know regular stopwatch could be very strong most important thing is we are going up to the cathedral. don't mess it up i'm liking these rooms so far. i know there was a tinted rock over there i'm not quite sure how we can get to it it's possible that maybe we can create a bridge, and i just didn't know about it. yeah, this is awesome there's another tinted rock down here actually that's lucky Search ↗
2093.98 let's say before the womb because you know the womb is where you know things can start to get difficult if you uh apparently the basement too is where they start to get difficult of your judas but the womb can start to get difficult if you're in a bit of a tough spot i don't like a one that rerolls all of our items if i get re if i get carried before the the womb sure that's trademarked northernlion luck if i got carried after the womb or the womb or beyond which i believe was buzz lightyear's catchphrase in the adult film Search ↗
2286.68 yes, good. at least a couple of the flies decided to do their due diligence when deciding on a target. there we go. this is mostly gonna be rod and baby's time to shine. i should not be standing here. this is the... with a slowed mom's heart? yeah, that was like the only place on the fight where i was like guaranteed to take damage. and the deal with the devil is meaningless. let's head up, then we're gonna fight isaac, and then we're gonna go open our chests, and then we're gonna go, and we're gonna finish the run here, hopefully, you know, for the best. let's just walk into one room. actually, this room's easy enough that we'll walk into the next room as well. Search ↗
2318.34 this room is gonna cost us some flies, so we're gonna go. alright. we still have one emperor card for the next floor. if you're wondering what i was doing, basically i was like, first off we can probably generate some flies, secondly maybe there's just gonna be like a tinted rock on the ground, or maybe the enemies are gonna be easy enough that i'd rather fight them and see what consumable they have. so my general strategy is no longer like pop the emperor card in that first room. Search ↗
2394.60 blue famine that we just can't tell okay. that was not worth it. ah we're gonna go we did lose one fly in the process there, but that's okay, so i shouldn't be as concerned about how this run is going considering we do have polyphemus and stopwatch Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH - Let's Play - Episode 437 [Ordered]

Northernlion Tue Aug 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.20 hey everybody, welcome back to northernlionplace, the fighting of isaac after birth. i was gonna say rebirth, where's that muscle memory coming from? hopefully from the same place that allowed me to get that 100 plus streak. ooh, tlps za qw, seems like decent damage, rate of fire. Search ↗
146.72 for kids from the mid 1990s, i always wanted to remember the name but i never could. bump in the night, go look it up. it was about trash, i think, or monsters that lived under someone's bed. they sang sometimes. bump in the night, anybody? bueller? yo, you know what i'm talking about. this guy definitely knows what i'm talking about. i'm trying to think. there's a character... the guy's name might have just been bumpy. i can't remember. Search ↗
198.56 tiny toon adventures. everyone knows tiny toon adventures. back in the day they played the song particle man, particle man. and i was like, did i... for ten years i was under the impression that i imagined that song and it turned out to just be like a real song by they might be giants. bump in the night tv show. bump in the night was an american animated tv series by danger productions. Search ↗
315.30 these enemies are basically stationary. let's, you know, pick our battles here. we don't necessarily need to go over the top on this one. alright, so there i can take the rest of the episode off from commentary. three spirit hearts in one? no, no, no, no, no, no. that was two spirit hearts and then the poop that just happened to be next to it had one spirit heart. that is still extremely noteworthy because the odds of getting spirit heart out of a random poop are what?! Search ↗
410.40 in my opinion at least. so, this is... what i was gonna say before we found the item room and it became another little thing in and of itself is that it doesn't take much to tilt the equilibrium to turn a possible loss into a near guaranteed win and honestly, a huge supply of spirit hearts and enough money to buy something or at least some more spirit hearts from the shop can do it. that is... Search ↗
432.52 pretty ridiculous. i was thinking that might be the second secret room. maybe lucky toe? well, let's try him. speed up is great. pretty fly is great. maybe lucky toe does give you the chance to get three consumables out of tinted rocks, because that time we definitely got two spirit arts and a bomb. a question mark card. actually not very useful for us here, unfortunately. Search ↗
534.84 we got a lemon party and then we're just gonna bounce. so that was well worth it for the pretty fly. uh, the d10. this is one of those items that i still don't understand fully. like i don't really get where it fits. so, hp wise we're a little bit off on this run, but i don't think it's gonna last very long. sure. why not? um, when i say a little off... oooookay, we're still safe. ahh, we're not safe anymore. uh, what i mean is that, um... Search ↗
669.46 yeah, we might as well. and poison bombs are well worth it, i think. not to mention all the money we got here, but... we got to talk about bump of the night and also... i'm kind of... i'm still amazed at the haul of items that we got from a couple of our tinted rocks back there. it was pretty ridiculous. Search ↗
706.86 because i'm a fucking weirdo, when i turned 16 i was like, man, this is crazy. i can remember, sort of vividly, things that happened 10 years ago. and you know, now i'm 27, near 28 here, and i can actually remember things 20 years ago. i can sort of unironically say, oh man, back 20 years ago things were different, you know, that was 96, baby! atlanta olympics! dominique dawes! Search ↗
732.48 i was, i mean i wasn't there but i was watching it on the television. donovan bailey, dog! canada's, you know, sprinter hero anyway. Search ↗
741.66 there's there's a very easy trap to fall into and you're gonna fall into it if slash when you go you live in the dorms in college it's gonna be man things were so much better back when i was a kid gonna spend all your time watching old nickelodeon tv shows and studying nuclear physics it's a strange time in the life of any young adult is not true. i think that there's a tendency to Search ↗
794.30 i'm not saying i miss him, but i'd give everything in my power to go back. i'm just joking. but i can't complain, man. we're in the golden age of television right now, i think. like, i... when i was between the ages of like 8 and... i don't know, 25. nah, man, a little younger than 20. 8 and 20, let's say. tv was like... Search ↗
836.32 should learn those symbols. but when i watched breaking bad, it blew me away. it was like, this is a story that can only be told through the serial format of television. and that's super freaking cool. i almost dropped the f bomb there, i apologize. instead i said freaking pardon my freaking french. i'm not gonna go to the arcade because we don't have any red hearts as of yet, but that could change. Search ↗
866.48 entertainment or complain about you know netflix raising its prices i mean i get that and when anything raises its prices nobody that is just a consumer is gonna go out there and be like yeah raise your prices hilariously on youtube, and i'm not saying you should be ashamed of yourself but if i was like starting tomorrow isaac episodes are gonna be a dollar each there is a certain kid i would never do this by the way Search ↗
987.36 in canada we had two big video chains. we had blockbuster video, we had jumbo video. jumbo video you like to go to, because it's the same price as blockbuster video. of course both of these chains are essentially now defunct. but there are people when i bring up jumbo video, they go, i live in nova scotia, there's still one jumbo video in my hometown. and i have to admit that i'm from ontario, there was one jumbo video in my hometown, i think as of like 2013 even. but i think now it's gone. Search ↗
1092.44 american netflix. we can watch jackson galaxy's the cat whisperer or my cat is from hell, whatever that show's called. anyway, but it's easy to forget that not long ago, it was like even when i was in college, which is literally six to ten years ago, you were going to the video store to rent videos or engaging with like the wild west of online streaming. Search ↗
1188.62 i'd be like that's amazing so people was never complaining about anything they'd be like nah you know but you remember marvel you know they kind of fell into disrep disreputation uh lately as a result of uh some comics that didn't necessarily do so well yeah i've heard of them you know the spider man guys yeah well they brought all your favorite superhero movies together um and you know they made like really really critically acclaimed Search ↗
1288.66 who a little closer comfort, but that's okay we got a very good chance of being able to make it out of boss rush as long as we get into the boss fight i mean, i wish we had an orbital to make it easier but i was gonna say as long as we get into the boss fight with like 45 seconds to go we should be fine and it appears that will be the case here perfect timing there Search ↗
1352.04 we also had nod leaf which is fine by the way. we don't have any we don't have any orbitals, so we miss out a little bit in that department. i can wait for them to die that's fine by me probably the most metal thing i've ever said i can wait for them to die that was meant to be vernor hertzog not a great impression. i'm no paul f. tompkins. i wonder if come here's the thing. i don't know and you'll have to tell me about this and you may have to tweet me Search ↗
1571.34 kind of a little bit of a truncated floor, but i'm for it either way. much like i'm for the abc television show bump in the night that ran from 1995 to 1996. by the way, my apologies for the false positive on saying that bump in the night is canadian. you just, as a canadian, you start to become acclimated to things being canadian. for a while, i thought that pingu was canadian. turns out it's just distributed in canada by a canadian film distributor, which makes a lot of sense. Search ↗
1654.28 we're really close to the arctic circle so celine dion can go play my heart will go on up there of course as we all know. now you had to know celine dion was canadian. did you know alanis morissette is canadian? isn't that ironic? probably not, it's more of a coincidence really. well it's not even a coincidence, it's more of a conception really. sure, smb super fan. maybe beelzebub? nah. scapular. scapular will work because we have the wafer. Search ↗
1802.94 our hp would certainly be a lot scarier if we had not gone to boss rush, so that wafer pickup was huge. now you can't use that as validation for like every time you go to boss rush, it's worth it, but certainly i think this time it was. and the other option there was nod leaf, which also could have been fine for us with revenge fly, but i digress. i do wish that revenge fly would be a little bit smarter in the target selection department, but that's okay, life goes on. i can't believe i still have this bump in the night wikipedia article up on my other tab. Search ↗
1842.36 i can't really read it. it just says something about mr. bumpy's karaoke cafe. this sounds like an old san francisco dive bar. mr. bumpy's karaoke cafe. anyway, that was a great run. i had a good time with it. i hope you did as well. thanks for watching. if you enjoyed it, click the like button. that helps out a great deal and of course subscribe if you want to see more in the future. for now, thanks for watching and i will see you next time. Search ↗

The Actual Greatest Start Ever ｜ Repentance on Stream (Episode 251)

Northernlion Wed Sep 08 Watch on YouTube ↗

204.78 i read a twitter thread the other day. i almost quote tweeted it, but i've been, you know, trying to... like, if i see something on twitter that makes me mad, that's one thing. but i've been trying to torpedo twitter's business model by not sharing that anger with other people, thus upping their engagement, but, you know, eroding mankind's faith in itself. but it was the thread that started it Search ↗
232.18 and i already know my demographic is gonna agree with me on this one for the most part. so i feel weird bringing it up because people are gonna be like, what the heck? but the tweet that kicked it off and it had like 75,000 likes was like, why do so many people back into parking spots? like there's literally no point, okay, we get it, you can drive well, congratulations. Search ↗
262.98 a lot of people shared my opinion, which was it's actually easier to back into a spot than to pull into it. and it's on top of that, it's much safer to pull out of a spot than it is to back out of a spot when you're getting out. Search ↗
331.42 you don't have to be like, you know, one adam's width away from the person in front of you in the albertsons parking lot. it's your inner george costanza. i was just stunned at the number of people. i didn't know it was like a thing where... Search ↗
533.56 people will be like, well i work for fedex and they force us to back in because it's actually like their scientific literature that it's better. and they're like, well that's cool and all that. that like you've got, you know, a fleet of 15,000 drivers across the united states of america. but my anecdotal evidence based on what my aunt told me when she was teaching me how to drive was that just pulling in is better. because, you know, that way you're not inconveniencing people for three quarters of a second while you line up your car and back into the spot. Search ↗
642.96 if you drive in real life as if every day was your driving test, you're not fit to be on the road. every time you... okay, i'll go get it. hold on, pause me for a second, chad. just hit the pause button. i don't want to break the conversational momentum. all right, i'm back. here we are, here we are. yeah, i mean, i think like every day Search ↗
782.80 you don't cut people off, but you're like, if this were my driving test, i would let you go. but because this is the real world, i'm just going to sneak out and then accelerate insNLy quickly to make sure that i'm going with the flow of traffic. if there was a sign saying don't back into a space, would you still back into it? yes. i am not ruled by the sign. not only this is not a hypothetical, i do it all the time. Search ↗
1090.36 people who live in rural areas be like my house was only $75,000. people in cities be like your house is only worth $75,000. oof oof oof. people in cities be like oh this meal was $40 per person. oh we got to make delirium sorry. what a deal! people in rural areas be like i love eating at yamato sushi. my favorite chinese, japanese, vietnamese, thai, cambodian, indian, indonesian. Search ↗
1158.52 i mean i can say i lived in a rural area until i was like 15. you really did just like you know you just go to the convenience store? like what do you want to do today? i don't know you want to just like go stand outside the convenience store? yeah sounds nice. so i got some very fond memories. rural kids be like hey you want to go see a movie? sure just let me fill up my car first. so silly. don't you see this is how they divide us. wait okay we're on depths one. Search ↗
1506.94 did you see the twi i love the again, this is like twitter's designed to like make you upset. but did you see the post that was like a amazon delivery guy got caught on like caught on security camera? like instead of walking up the path to the guy's house to drop off a package, he walked up the grass and the guy like showed the picture and then like the line of like the route that he could have taken instead. Search ↗
1535.66 i was like, man. i think that maybe that's what happens to you when you live in the suburbs like too much for too long. people are like, why would you step on the grass? you're like, why would you have like such an insane part of your house that nobody's allowed to step on? like i don't understand what the problem is. the guy's he's probably bringing you like a tube of sensodyne toothpaste for Search ↗
1707.28 you might be able to get away with that stuff in like palm springs. and i don't think here they're gonna be like, i think they're gonna be like, okay sure, would you like to, would you like to make a case file number with us? and then you'll, if you have the, you know, you pick up on the non verbal signal, you're like, i guess not. if you identify them, you can leave rubbish on their doorstep. see this is when i say like, if it was, if in the suburbs, anyone who would like have their dog poop on their lawn, Search ↗
1753.18 you could then throw the poop back on there lon if you found out like who it was. here i don't think you would find the recourse there. put me in. like hey is this your mcdonald's cup you threw onto my patio at 4.30am on a tuesday? well i've come to collect. you gotta check the rune for 3 cents. people in my neighborhood post like who left this dog poop. just do a dna test. i'm just thinking, i'm just thinking. Search ↗
1823.38 the stars. the stars is good. it takes your... oh no, it would take ipecac! it would take our ipecac and replace it with two items from the pool. woof, woof, woof, bark, bark. okay, don't hit yourself on the wall. what are the... okay, i was gonna say what are the odds it's that one little rock in the corner. yeah, i'm like, i'm not gonna use it. ah, avoid them both. that's a good idea too. Search ↗
1894.94 that's actually the on okay now i'm mad like for the opposite reason like you have to like get a life not not you who said that but the people who instituted that policy like don't get me wrong if like a dog was like constantly pooping on my lawn i would be a little annoyed but like it's dog shit you just get over it's not like you're catching the zodiac killer or something and paw prints on file Search ↗
2098.42 i just picture in my head like it because it's irrational or i'm sure what happened is like maybe somebody drinking on their balcony like even far away was just like hey check this out bump and then it is randomly like landed on my patio or like people walking by were like you know they just needed it but in my head, it's always like some fucking conspiracy that like some evil asshole out there is like i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna wait until 2 a.m.. and i'm gonna throw a single Search ↗

Design The Perfect Subway Station - STATIONflow (Northernlion Tries)

Northernlion Thu Apr 16 Watch on YouTube ↗

51.86 when i was programming i was pretty good at it. but this is more of a visual slash common sense sort of thing i imagine so i don't know if i like my odds but you know what i do like? i already like the user interface on this. looks nice, looks sleek. Search ↗
951.08 interface. i wasn't really complaining. i wasn't complaining the interface was like you know busted was much more than i was complaining that i couldn't figure out how to actually do things which is you know one of those things that you'd like from an interface, but i'm not trying to just be snarky okay, go ahead and build this you got to watch out though is it's going to be one heck of a sharp corridor here Search ↗
1043.96 original, i wouldn't call it distaste, but rather like my lack of understanding for what was happening has changed quite greatly and now i'm actually having a good time. who would have thought? now, let's try to get some staircases going here. so we'll do one of those and just build it please. and we'll also get a corridor, of course. i do sort of wish that it was a little easier to place these. like, the thing for me is just Search ↗
1135.90 is down. yeah, okay, we got it. this is where i was wrong in the tutorial earlier. and then up is both all of the platforms and a1, a2, a3. and then you open this bad boy up. let's see how the general public feels about this. sir, he's heading to the stairs because he wants to go to platform 2. i believe in you, sir. he sees the signs. he's walking. he sees the signs. look at that! he's got it all figured out. Search ↗
1321.52 no, because in my head i was like, you know what? why don't we build a platform here to here? anyone got any reasons why that might be considered inefficient? yeah, you got it. it cuts into the freaking train line. so i don't think we need to worry about that. i actually think we could just like unpause and let this go. and i actually think we're going to hit like peak customer satisfaction today. people are going to be writing yelp reviews about a subway station and they're going to have nothing but positive things to say. Search ↗
1351.74 now i will say, a little bit on the easy side. i really thought that we were about to get bodied because i didn't understand how to finish the tutorial. i don't know how long it's been since i played a game where the tutorial was harder than the actual first level. but you know what? it gave us the tools we needed, it gave us the keys to the kingdom so we could progress and now we're just kind of waiting to see what the heck happens. Search ↗
1538.08 come on. oooooooh you dummy! i have beaten you in the marketplace of commerce. what else we got? buildings we can't see, small items we can't see any of the other ones to see what we'd be unlocking. i'm not saying we couldn't make this better, but like, it's pretty good right now. hide ui? oh i see, oh well, um, there we go, we got it back. i was gonna say, that'll do it! hehehehe! Search ↗
1685.98 smash bros coming up at eight hundred fifteen thousand doki doki literature club at eight hundred and twenty apart from that i'll be in the comments and check out the game for yourself. you can buy it you can wish list it available at the link in the video description below of course. i was given a code from this from the publisher thank you for that, and thank you for watching. i'll see you next time. see ya Search ↗

The Binding of Isaac： Repentance! (Episode 210： Malls)

Northernlion Wed Oct 27 Watch on YouTube ↗

30.78 can i give you a golden gift? i was driving today and i realized that my name actually... if you'll excuse me, my name fits perfectly into the cadence of the song eleanor rigby. and i'll tell you the genesis for this, okay? because originally i was thinking about making a tweet that would have popped off in like 1968. it was gonna be like, come on, Search ↗
61.76 paul mccartney, are we gonna... you expect us to believe you really looked at all the lonely people? come on, man. i'm not saying you didn't look at some lonely people or everybody you looked at was lonely. however, i just... call me crazy. i don't believe paul mccartney looked at all the lonely people and he says, and i quote, Search ↗
151.02 you know, you're funny. there you go. ergo, it's the rare insult that also is like a... it's complimentary in the process. it's... and you gotta acknowledge, please, please, that i'm like a pretty nice guy. where the heck did you come from? hold on. because i was thinking about like, man, you could make a great joke about eleanor rigby. you know, Search ↗
422.32 what i was gonna say is my weeks have been changing around, you know, i've had a lot of new stuff coming around, particularly baby's daycare like changes everything. but there's like a huge knock on effect because our days were like so tightly packed. it's like when you get a Search ↗
631.52 it's a testament to the quality of dark arts, i was considering getting rid of satanic bible for it, but hey, look at this. would you look at this? have you heard this one? i guess that's not true by the way. there's sometimes... you always say let's get a late start when you're like, you're going to bed a little too late. you know, instead of being like let's get breakfast tomorrow, you start engaging in the meal slide. it happens, it happens to the best of us. Search ↗
768.06 go for a jog and you know add a few years to my lifespan instead of just whittling it away by eating so many cured meats. we'll definitely take satanic bible. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll definitely, okay, we already should have known that was coming. you can do that and then we'll do this. Search ↗
849.84 like public transportation company? i guess that's a weird kind of contradiction but you know i don't really know. it's public transit private company? kind of? i think they also they do... we had a referendum they have some kind of taxpayer component but anyway um i would love to live in a world where it was like sensible to have buses that could have a toilet on it people look it and it's not just Search ↗
990.08 me, you know, i was not like necessarily uncool in high school. but i was very quiet, i was very reserved and i made the resolution that i was gonna be a little bit more open, you know, in university. i was gonna be, if anything, a little bit more of myself. a little bit higher volume version of myself. and you know, these are people that have no preconceived notions about you from meeting you. you know, you get a chance for a fresh start. everything's going great, hahaha. Search ↗
1018.04 we all bonded over the fact that we were sad that steve irwin died the day we moved into the dorms. it was a tough time for everybody, right? i go use the bathroom. and remember, i was an only child up to this point in my life. well, and still am. that i know of! i don't have any brothers or sisters that i know of! Search ↗
1040.90 uh, and you know, this was the mid 2000s. you know, it was... it was like living on the set of friends, you know, or ally mcbeal. things were like... things were different. there was a men's bathroom, a women's bathroom, and then there was one bathroom that was co ed. and we did, we had discussions over like, you know, are you guys cool with this? and everybody seemed to be cool with it or didn't raise any objections at least. so yeah, we had one co ed bathroom where, you know, it was unity, you know, men and women pooping alongside one another. Search ↗
1071.30 it's a beautiful thing. it, you know, inspired me to never use that bathroom out of a sense of duty. hilariously enough, i suppose. now, so i was using the men's bathroom. this is the part that ticks me off a little bit, okay? i was using the men's bathroom, not the co ed bathroom. even though the co ed bathroom was closer, this is my memory at least of it, Search ↗
1101.48 i was pooping. someone came in and it was a woman, but this was also like, you know, it was your first day on the university campus, you know, people are having fun, they're finding out new boundaries and stuff like that. Search ↗
1119.74 anyway, or maybe now that i think about it, maybe all three bathrooms became... look, this was 16 years ago. it's hard to imagine, but 15 years ago, i guess. but all the bathrooms maybe became co ed at some point. i can't remember. you know, it was... look, sue me. i was 16, 17, well, 17, 18 years old. i don't know what was going on back there. this was a long time ago. Search ↗
1142.94 either way, a girl came in and she went, oh my god, that's like the worst smelling thing i've ever smelled. and i just kind of laughed because i was like, these are my new friends. and then Search ↗
1155.28 then she started calling, it's mortifying even now to think about, though also hilarious. she started calling her friends in, she was like, you know, oh lindsay, you gotta come in here and smell this, and then like, just a parade of people were just coming in and going like, you know, that is the worst thing i've ever smelled. Search ↗
1176.94 and then, you know, i was just like in the cell, like mortified, right? like this is like the worst thing ever. so, you know, i'm just trapped in there going, yeah, me too guys. yeah, it's really stinky. well, so inconvenient. anyway, you know, when i got out, we all had a good laugh about it at my own expense. i definitely didn't take it personally. and for the rest of the year, and this was, you know, necessity is the mother of invention. Search ↗
1204.02 for the rest of the year, i went to the basement of our dorm building. there was a common area that nobody ever used. next to the common area was a sick, basically private bathroom with two stalls that nobody ever used. so usually you got the bathroom entirely to yourself. i would pop in there, you know, i got my mp3 player. Search ↗
1234.34 grab a campus newspaper, uh, you know, on the way into the building and just take my sweet time down there where, you know, in the garage i feel safe no one cares about my ways it was nice, you know, it ended up working out okay and who's laughing now? i'm telling jokes about it you're, i don't know, probably like a vp of finance at Search ↗
1266.24 a bank but not like a big bank, like not one of the big canadian banks but maybe like a, you know, a regional credit union or canada western or something like that. like i'm sure you're doing okay for yourself but, you know, i'm not sweating it either. regardless, i was very shy and it turns out it was for good reason i suppose but i remember that from first grade, i can't speak for kindergarten, my memory's pretty weak back then, Search ↗
1325.36 i remember in second grade, i was proud of myself. i was finally gonna get over the fact that i only wanted to go number two at home. cause like it look, you can spin a yarn right about how like, oh, it's unsanitary or like i'm just not comfortable. but like the truth of the matter is it would make your life a lot more convenient if you could be a public pooper. not like, you know, with an audience, but at least in a Search ↗
1380.02 so in second grade i was like, i'm gonna get over this, okay? i'm finally gonna become someone who can use the public bathroom for number two. we should. i think this is worth it. we can go back for a spear at heart, why not? uh... and uh... i put up my hand to ask to go to the bathroom. teacher said yes, ryan. and i said uh... Search ↗
1430.14 you know, your little gotcha at the expense of a little seven year old version of me gave me a complex for like, you know, eight or nine years. i didn't use the bathroom again for number two. in high school i got over it and i occasionally, like maybe once per year would have like a situation where i was like, okay, i really have to go. it would be better for me to knock this out. Search ↗
1460.68 but, uh, as a youngster, yeah, wouldn't do it, man. come a long way. i mean, it's something you kinda gotta get over, like... and the only way to do it is via, like, exposure therapy. you're lucky, by the way. if you're going through this now, at least you got, like, you know, cell phones and data plans and stuff like that. back in the day, it was just like, if you didn't have a newspaper, we need this. uh, you know, it was just like you and the walls around you, you know what i mean? hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Search ↗
1577.26 sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. let's not make it any more specific than that. i already know these people. even though i've talked about it in extremely abstract, like, nondescript terms, just whenever you're like, i was in the bathroom the other day, there is a subset of the population that's like, ahhhhhhh! ehhhhhhh! ehhhhhhh! Search ↗
1625.84 you down with p.o.o.p? no, no you don't know me and i wish i didn't know i could anyway. um but i you know necessity is the mother of invention sometimes you gotta go you gotta go but sometimes i would delay it um and then i would wait till my lunch break and there was a a hor you know the type but a horrible mall uh Search ↗

In defense of Costco (Super Mario Maker 2)

Northernlion Fri Mar 10 Watch on YouTube ↗

2.90 you were in chib's chat yesterday? i don't think so. chiblee's on a flight to los angeles yesterday. i was in chiblee's chat maybe two days ago. i don't even remember. he was playing hitman or something. i was there for five seconds and said, wow, you're really ass at this game and then left. i heard him like crying or something into the mic and i was like, well, don't blame me. just like do better. i said, it's your turn. he said, it's not my turn. i said, sorry, i'm not american. Search ↗
104.70 i paid the wrong casino, sorry ryan. fantastic. we had a good vibe in chat. the casino started, people started getting salty. casino ended, i was like sweet relief. except we paid out the wrong side. alright, well, let that be a lesson to you kids. never gamble. can't say i've never done the same thing. i've probably done it half a dozen times. it actually feels good because i didn't play like a single role in it at all. Search ↗
141.24 it's nice when the mods do their job, which is not banning people. that's really my station. it's deflecting all responsibility from the streamer. is there a casino currently? did you not hear what just happened? they paid out the wrong side and you're like, yeah, but are we running it back? i guess the answer is yes. i just got a good feeling about this one. all right. this is the one. i'm going to go completely silent. dedicate all of my brain power. i was too fast? Search ↗
352.84 yes? okay. i know way more about the nba now than i did two weeks ago, by the way. because for some reason, i think i looked at like one tweet. you know what? it probably was because i watched 70 loops of lebron james inventing the deluxe album. and then now twitter just feeds me nba news. like i know so much about ja morin. i didn't even know what he looked like six weeks ago. now i know like that he went to a private school. Search ↗
581.00 have you been watching the president ai video game talks? no, not at all. i watched the first eight of them that i ever saw and then i was like this is not funny. the first one was the funniest thing i've ever seen and the brightest candle burns half as long. they started getting too long, they started getting too niche Search ↗
603.02 like the ones that were about minecraft, i was like, most people have played enough minecraft to get that. and then there was like one about overwatch and i was like, it's pretty popular. and they started making them about like competitive emulated pokemon. joe, sleepy joe, you did not just send out conkleder against my venomoth. donald, how do i print from pdf, cornpop? like i just got two Search ↗
698.18 you think i can't find my own funny stuff on the internet that i'm actually interested in? you gotta show me some shit that you didn't even make, you just found it and thought it was humorous? and i gotta pretend to laugh so that you think you have good taste when actually i don't care? like that's... who the hell are you? i trained classically and contemporaneously. i walked bob dylan out on stage. no, like yeah, sure, i do that for my wife. but you waive your rights when you marry somebody to that. like, that's just part of the contract, you know? Search ↗
1118.68 but if the bad take was literally just like she disagrees with your interpretation of a myth, even if she's in like the minority take, it's no harm to society. plus, i kind of agree with her. it was a punishment, but i think that sisyphus, i mean if i was sisyphus, i think i would do my best to enjoy myself despite the punishment. because what else can you do? like that's your life for eternity. Search ↗
1174.50 i think i would be different. no man ever rolls the same rock up the same hill twice because it's never the same man and it's never the same rock, you know what i mean? i don't know if one must imagine sisyphus happy but if i was forced to imagine sisyphus against my will then i would imagine him probably like miserable for like a few millennia and then maybe he would find a way to get some joy out of it. that's what i would do anyway. if i was there it wouldn't have gone down like that. Search ↗
1265.12 chapter 2, who cares what they think? chapter 3, so what if somebody rips off all my limbs and cuts my tongue out? they can't imprison my mind. don't get me started on dostoevsky though. i'm sick of that guy. there were some authors back in the day that honestly needed a touch of grass. now admittedly i've only read one dostoevsky book. and i'm pretty sure i picked notes from underground because it was one of the shortest. but notes from underground is unhinged in a bad way. crank 2, high voltage, unhinged in a good way. Search ↗
1352.18 so i'm gonna hit you with a minus two. and then there's like one dude here who's like, actually i have my phd in russian literature. and i'm like, well, it's 1.26 local time on a tuesday. how's that working out for you? and then i apologize because there was no need for me to resort to that level of personal attack against someone that honestly is like a stranger to me. but i'm sorry, i had to defend myself. i felt like i was backed into a corner. so i said what i needed to say to get myself out of it. oh, i thought we were gonna make that one. Search ↗
1598.32 but now you're like a kid who's in the dorms in college, he's cooking for the first time. and he's like, check it out, i invented something new. it's called a hot sauce chicken. it's chicken with hot sauce on it. i remember when, i mean, first year i was in the dorms, so i had a meal plan. they basically forced you, sorry, nyquil chicken will always make me laugh. not even the picture, just the phrase. like, you guys want some nyquil chicken? why did i z jump that? but Search ↗
1635.08 forgot what i was talking about. oh when i moved out into off campus housing i remember my go to meal chicken breast rub it with olive oil on both sides a little salt little pepper basically use whatever seasoning you have in the spice cabinet. okay, put that sucker on the george foreman grill flip it over open the george foreman grill and Search ↗
1664.14 and then on the top side, spoon a little store bought tostitos salsa onto the top of the chicken breast. and then some sliced cheddar cheese that will ambiently melt due to the temperature. my ass was like, oh, that's my specialty. it's mexican chicken. at the time i was like, shit, it's so delicious. Search ↗
1694.76 seems okay. i mean like it could be worse like i had a housemate who would always like pull the pork chop right out of the fridge toss it in a pan like before the pan even heated up pour olive oil in the pan and then just like douse it with dried oregano when it was cooked on one side. he would flip it over then he would like under cook not not on purpose but consistently he would under cook and Search ↗
1763.46 yeah, babish was not binging. he wasn't binging back then. there was no j. kenji alt lopez. there was mario batali, emeril lagasse. i know these names better than i own my own grandparents. oh! it's j. kenji lopez alt. i thought i did pretty good. some people might count that as a 50. i would count that as a 75. no rachael ray. you can't mention rachael ray on the internet. people will get upset just because she's not like an haute cuisine chef. Search ↗
1849.90 you gotta feed. i'm too fast. apollo can we fix this? i'm too fast. i have nothing against rachel ray. i've got respect for the chef and unlike most people, i have respect for the cook as well. i don't know if there's any tv chefs i don't like. i was shocked to find people don't like giada de laurentiis. and then some people were like, some people said she owns slaves. i don't know if that's true. but then like some people were like, oh it's just that she has really big teeth. Search ↗
2066.52 well, on like a neurochemical level, i think it's because your brain released funium, which is stored in the amygdala, because it was in response to you recognizing a pattern in nature. in evolution, this was really important for our social development, because if you recognize something, it means that it's, oh, all right. Search ↗
2088.96 less likely to be dangerous to you. which is why we... did you know that we shake hands? because in the old days people used to keep daggers up their sleeves so you would shake hands to be like, hey no dagger. which is why jack ripper was so successful. he was the first motherfucker to put a knife in his shoe instead. and the police were like, how's he doing this? how's he getting away with this? Search ↗
2210.76 but you can erase, like you can make the membership fee pay for itself real quick. hang on, hang on. oh, she's in chat. that was a very polite defense of costco. unlike some people, i don't need to tear down another grocery store to make my favorite grocery store seem better in response. but i will say, i think i do kind of underrate hanum a little bit. one, or h mart to make it maybe a little bit more normalized. but like, Search ↗
2248.20 that's because if you ever try to buy like an american cereal, it'll be like $8.99. but if you want to buy like, you know, korean vegetables, it's the only game in town. also, i was like costco gives you 2% cash back, but h mart or at least hanam, they also give you like a like a $1 coupon for every $100 that you spend there. so it's like it almost, they give you like 1% cash back as well. so i'm not knocking it. Search ↗
2312.12 you would never buy korean snacks at costco because they would like probably only have shrimp chips and yangpa rings. and you would be like, what the hell? i was looking for home run balls. i was looking for turtle chips. they'd be like, sorry, ain't got them. i would at least like to get to the checkpoint flag before i have to end stream. i can't go over time because i got an optometrist appointment. ooh, that was clean for a second. costco did not have cat treats. that was very surprising to me. Search ↗
2585.66 to smell the burp of. that's where we're at now. i definitely think it is root beer. there's something about root beer. sprite? i don't know if i've ever experienced a sprite burp. it was actually like my best friend in elementary school. he absolutely hated Search ↗
2640.24 i mean like it was just i always call it like harmless bullying. it's not it wasn't it was like it's not like we weren't friends and then i just went up to him was like pung and then he's like his spine like shattered against the locker and then i was like hey smell this and he was like oh please please don't okay fine i won't do it again if you give me your lunch money and then he's okay here you go Search ↗
2667.64 and then he gives me his lunch money and i'm like seven bucks what's this? you're lucky i'm nice. take one for the road. like it wasn't like that, we were friends. it wasn't like what you're imagining. i wonder what he's up to these days, i heard he was going through a rough time. he didn't accept my facebook friend requests for sight, blocked me, probably a misclick, he never was very smart. come to think of it, he did leave me a really long voicemail a couple years ago. i just deleted it because i'm kind of busy, i don't know. Search ↗

western furikake - Bits and Banter [02/21/2024]

Librarian Sat Feb 24 Watch on YouTube ↗

66.20 well, what's on one end of the spectrum and what's on the other end of the spectrum? just answer the question. i just don't understand. 1982. this is raspberry beret by prince. oh, i thought for sure we had it in one, bro. i was so ready for a... Search ↗
212.80 remind me tomorrow, bro. remind me tomorrow. everybody wants to rule the world is skippity core? well for 40 years it wasn't. jay you got timed out? timed out for what? typing pale shelter. was it? i yelled it. hang on. slash user wolves at my door. let me see here. two timeouts. moobot timed out wolves at my door for 10 seconds with reason spam. Search ↗
295.58 because sometimes the teacher asks who knows this and then you put up your hand and then they start yapping about, oh last week my dog had to go to the vet and the vet was like, mow, mow, mow, mow, mow, and then my mom called me and i was like, mow, mow, mow, and your shoulder muscle, your deltoid is getting like so full of lactic acid and then you got to set up like the aqueduct to hold it up. do you need a button you press that just lights it up on your desk, bro? Search ↗
744.92 oh, but this is like adult roblox or teenage roblox? i guess this is teenage roblox. although things move so fast that like i feel like the kids who played roblox when they were kids are teenagers now. mmm. did you have you ever tried roblox? no, but i watched my niece play roblox. what was your takeaway from it? it's like discount minecraft? it's Search ↗
768.98 kind of like discount fortnite, really. like i'm sure there's lots of survival stuff in roblox, but it's like all minigames and stuff. i thought it was kind of cool. did you ever play dreams on ps4? no, that was just like a bunch of random stuff, like people doing stuff that you do in like strawberry fields. yeah, i think you pretty much got it. people like make their own games and then you play them and maybe like some of them you play for like 20 minutes, you're like this is pretty good and some of them you play for like five seconds. Search ↗
798.78 that's what roblox was like. but dreams was made with liquid stuff, right? all the graphics were liquid? i guess it was kind of a wet game. compared to on the scale from dry to wet. Search ↗
817.44 dreams was on the wetter side for sure but talking about like, you know kids games and stuff my my son my oldest son is now like super nfl pilled. so like dad, can i play some madden and i'm like, oh Search ↗
835.00 you know, i only have it on the ps5. we don't really play the ps5. anyways, so i'm like, okay, how bad could it be on tablet? so i loaded up on tablet. oh no! and you have to remember, i haven't done, i don't play any tablet games really. it was like, we were like 15 minutes in and we're still clicking like menu buttons and he's like, dad, can we just play some football? and i'm like, you know what? i had to hit him with the my man because he didn't, Search ↗
861.96 like he didn't get baited. he's like, i just want to play football. and it was just nothing but clicking and clicking and clicking. ads, ads, clicking, yeah. no, i hear you, man. it's crazy. there has to be a market for that though, because otherwise why would it be out there? Search ↗
906.04 as of today, i'm like, you know what? maybe i'll do like a whole playthrough to get back to understanding what's happening in the game and then, you know, experience being grabbed by mikaela's hands. excuse me, mikaela. mikaela to you, good sir. you know what i've noticed? and i was thinking about this today when it dropped. i'm like, right. you're not a react andy. i was like, there's zero chance ryan is going to watch this trailer on his stream. why is that? Search ↗
987.80 i mean it's a good time for gamers right now, right? i saw you, i wouldn't say running your mouth, i thought i would say it was being very accurate. you said, i saw you go on a rant saying that balatro is like a once in a lifetime roguelike. yeah, i think it's like a once every few years sort of experience. and then someone was asking you to play assassin's creed. no one asked me, that's a straw man argument. i made up a person and then yelled at them. Search ↗
1204.30 just watch this documentary on netflix called like crypto bit conned. oh, yeah you seen that or no? no, oh dude, i could guess i thought it was like, you know, like a breaking bad i thought it was you know, like a dramatized fiction it's the actual real guy and he's a cartoon character like imagine like a Search ↗
1354.80 what are the oreo cookies in your chat? put their hands up. that's what is that? that's cots. it's an emoji when you get caught. but wait, that means your sister, did she have to get in the old fashioned way or was she a legacy? no, she got i was the legacy. she got in the old fashioned way. when she squeaks that i would have, you know, double squeaks to run it. Search ↗
1380.08 i had, when i was in new york city, i had lunch with squeaks and i'm like, man, it's like nice to talk to someone in the industry, but it's like nice to just play a game with you, man. sometimes you get on like an island and you're just kind of like a solo andy and it's just not as fun all the time. it's true, you know? i feel like you would love the multiplayer stuff that we play. the problem is it's so late est. Search ↗
1452.36 i don't know anything about chib, but people are saying his face came out. is that real or is that bait? that is real. oh, what does his face look like? he looks like a guy. oh, alright. here, it kind of looks like if someone remade the matrix, like they fan made a matrix movie, he looks like one of the guys that would be on the nebuchadnezzar, at least with the sunglasses he was wearing. okay. Search ↗
1510.34 how did that? that's and i'm reenacting it basically live right now. it's how that's how my head looks right now. so that was organically made. yes. i respect the heck out of that, man. you know, like any kind of organic emotes i'm all about here. here, get in this area and then take some of this. take a mouthful of this. oh, yeah, bro. Search ↗
1541.54 last night was a movie. all right, dude, what is this? the ninja turtles? dude, go in, go in. hold on. you gotta go in. i did not expect that. what the heck? there's a heck of a water slide in there. i'm going invisible, bro. i've now broken invisibility. you turn no build off, right? yeah. i mean, i'm in the storm run. Search ↗
1618.36 135, that's criminal stuff. yes, i mean, 101 is criminal. no, i'm saying like throw you in jail stuff, not give you a slap on the wrist. yeah, but the dude in front of me was going 136. you asked the fastest i've ever driven, and now all of a sudden it's like if you're driving 185. i'm not driving 185, it's that, you know, you get pushed. skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Search ↗
2062.50 my question, follow up question is do you recognize the anime character? literally never. it's never goku. it's always like some genshin impact character. what was your favorite ninja turtle as a kid? i'm gonna let you guess and i think you're gonna get it in one. okay, i think adult. Search ↗
2082.56 oh, insane. holy cow. he was ripping him up. i think you have different ones as an adult than as a kid. i think as a kid, raphael was a little too rude for you. that is 100% true. leonardo was a little too played by the rules for you. also true. Search ↗
2103.32 donatello you probably related with a little bit because he was the smartest, but i think you were a michelangelo fan because you threw crackers at people in grade school. it's close, but i was actually a donatello guy. because he was the smartest? he was the smartest and i liked his bo staff. also, he was goated in the super nintendo game teenage mutant ninja turtles turtles in time. Search ↗
2127.18 see i was gonna say you're a donatello fan as an adult, but you know what it's the same thing for you oh get behind me sarah angel there's a lad in the middle distance oh Search ↗
2296.58 and to stay for like three nights for two people is like five grand. so a, it's like insanely expensive. and then b, like all the live action stuff seemed cool if you were like into star wars. but i was also like super annoyed that it was like, this is my parental bias coming out. i was like, why is it all like, Search ↗
2319.52 50 year old men with their phones out filming these actors and there's literally like no kids on the whole thing. i'm like, it's star wars bro, it's star wars. it's for kids. it's for everybody but like the fact that there were like none kids on the ship, i was like, it's just the vibe is kind of off for me. Search ↗
2339.44 like i get that it's a more pleasant experience like no no seven year old having the time of his life is gonna like ruin your ability to play you know and sign sir and sign majors reporting for duty like no no kids gonna be like mom i'm hungry but at the same time it was just like i don't know the vibe was was weird for me. wait did it did they shut it down? i don't know it's preparing to be sunset or it's shut down already. okay i'm gonna look up some videos on it because Search ↗

Enter the Gungeon - Northernlion Plays - Episode 1 [Isaac + Guns]!

Northernlion Sat Apr 02 Watch on YouTube ↗

0.16 hey everybody and welcome to northernlion plays, enter the gungeon. this is a game i've been waiting for basically since it was announced which was like a year and a half ago if i remember correctly. if you're not familiar with what this is, think of it as isaac meets nuclear throne, the binding of isaac meets nuclear throne. so it's a roguelite but it's a shooter Search ↗
159.88 bombs that we can throw down and in using a blind we actually destroy all enemy bullets that are on the screen oh, that was bad at any given moment so we use that when things get a little bit too intense for us to deal with i popped one there just so you can see what's up with it the blinds are a limited resource, but you get more back at the end of every single floor Search ↗
178.50 so we want to make sure we're using them, otherwise if we take damage, we could have reasonably used a blind there and not taken damage. okay, kill the shotgun guys. watch out for the super mario world wizards here. we can also roll explosive barrels to set up traps for enemies. it's almost like the enemy aggroed on the barrel there, which was interesting. we also have two keys which you use to open chests. what's going on back here? might be a separate entrance to that room or something i haven't seen yet. Search ↗
225.30 but the real variety comes in just the sheer absurdity of weapons that you can pick up, which is what i'm hoping to get here. and our goal is to basically just make it to the end of enter the gungeon. i've never seen past the... i think i've beaten the boss that shows up on the second floor a few times, but that's about it. oh god, that was really poor on my part. probably should have used a blind there. Search ↗
351.14 that's a new item for us that does something that i don't know about but i think if we press i we can open up our wiki here basically and look at it. deals damage to nearby enemies. this pepper is hot enough to damage unassuming bystanders. so i think it's almost like a... like an aoe aura that does damage to enemies that are around us. i'm gonna try to avoid... ah, it was bad. first off, i'm gonna try to avoid bullets, but i'm gonna try to avoid... Search ↗
377.54 what always happens to me, which is, hey, i really like this weapon, but ammo's limited, so i'm never gonna use it because, you know, i don't wanna run out of ammo. and then i end up dying and going, oh, well, that was stupid of me. i think we're ready to fight the boss. we've already gone to both of the rooms that can give us items, so let's come up here. Search ↗
412.74 good hp. we shouldn't die here, and we have a little bit of armor to go along with it as well, but i do have a blind that i would really like to use so that we don't find our oh, damn it! i was gonna say so we don't find ourselves getting hit. if you beat the enemies or if you beat bosses flawlessly, you actually get an hp upgrade, which is super valuable and hp is really hard to come by. Search ↗
473.16 horrifying for me on a personal level here. let's restart. there are a multitude of different characters in the game we'll do at least for the start here we'll do a different character each video as we're getting started and i am expecting that this is gonna be at least a reasonably long running series on the channel i've been banking on that for well, i forget when we were playing it for the first time on the nls s i think it was like last spring and i was like this is gonna be something that would what is this? Search ↗
620.10 the next room is going to have tables in it. i can feel it. alright, what's your new year's resolution, northernlion? your new year's resolution is to flip over as many tables as possible and to actually use the dodge roll when you think you're going to get hit. the enemies all have like really nicely telegraphed kind of like attack animations. like look at the pistol on this guy. it kind of like gets bulbous towards the end when it's about to fire. please don't make that into a sexual thing. it was meant to be friendly for all ages. Search ↗
650.90 this is a lot of bullet hell action. okay, that was really close no, i actually thought that that would have aggroed when i was behind the wall and thus made it tough to hit me but clearly i was mistaken there in contrast to a game like isaac and even nuclear throne which has scarce hp drops as well. there are really really scarce hp drops in in gungeon so i really feel like Search ↗
833.04 you can skip by that if you want by the way. i think with the e key gatling go with the e key or the spacebar key, okay? no tables to flip maybe step one. oh my god. that was close. maybe step. oh my god you idiot you blew up the you blew it up. you did poison him though, which i guess is part of the aoe effects of the of that amulet we picked up earlier or ammo lits there we go this is where we're gonna do our damage Search ↗
864.42 i mean he's shooting us with bullets, but we want to get a little further away. we poisoned him again with the ammo lid. i don't know how useful that is, but it was in like a chest that looked really demonic, so i was all for it. there we go. good. we're gonna get him. we're obviously not gonna flawless him, but we're at least gonna live to the next floor. okay, just keep it going. you know what? we got another blank. let's pop that, give ourselves some more time to be aggressive here. Search ↗
990.64 they'll eat your soul. soul. no, they'll... oh! good dodge roll. they will eat your, um... your items if you leave them on the ground. so you might be able to get a... oh, that was dumb of me. you might be able to get away with, uh... with only, um... leaving them on the ground for a minute, but past that, you're gonna be in trouble. okay, we should really take advantage of the fact that we have four blanks right now. you might as well call us billy blanks, because we're rolling in that. Search ↗
1019.56 suppose another thing we may want to consider is actually tactically like flipping a table at the end of a room and then running into another one. i imagine the buff probably does probably does carry over and honestly this is already one of the most powerful runs i've ever had that that like lightning bullet items seems fantastic by the way if you're watching this and you're looking for where you can actually pick it up for yourself of course oh, that was perfect blank opportunity. just got him practice enough that that becomes second nature oh this is bad Search ↗
1081.86 locomote with the dodge rule here to avoid getting caught in those traps thankfully we can teleport so we never have to go to that room again, okay? i felt like i had to use a blank there to get rid of this sniper, and we actually froze him i think oh that's that must be what the blank did there was like freezing freezing damage send those tomatoes scattered around the room here. i hate all home furnishings i really like the idea that we get the the damage buff and Search ↗
1261.28 this might unlock like a rogue legacy esque shop that maybe we can buy stuff from? from... with... maybe with those tokens that we got? uh... from... from beating the boss? oh, that was... i guess heavy boots probably saved me from getting knocked into the drink on that one, so... should be happy about it. this is gonna be blank territory for sure. remember, just call me billy blanks. oh, i thought you were gonna actually shoot some bullets at me. luckily, i was apparently mistaken there. Search ↗
1342.94 that might actually synergize poorly and and make our shotgun with shock bullets worse, but i may be mistaken there. i have never seen this enemy before okay a cursed gun which the gorgon i thought she was gonna be called like medusa. you know like with an uzi well that seems bad okay, so we have a poison meter like straight out of dark souls good to know Search ↗
1414.86 i think we got this one though. as long as we're still aiming truly. couple more hits. might be able to get this done. there we go. okay, hopefully she drops a little bit of red hp for me. it looks like there's a half heart on the ground. what happens if you shoot it? hell yeah, that's what i was hoping for. okay, armor, hp, and a hexagon. i don't know what it does. Search ↗
1446.46 looks like a rifle of some sort. we're gonna head down to the next level and try it out. okay, so far so good. this is the dream run. can't complain, can't complain. bordering on the best run i've ever had despite my terrible, the terrible damage i've taken. okay. i'm assuming maybe it does like high damage. seems pretty great so far. seems like we probably want to save this. oh, that was a water barrel. Search ↗
1477.24 seems like we might want to save this for our, uh... oh! i fell into the freaking spikes! every time we take damage, we seem to impart a status effect. i'm starting to learn more about that ammo lid. and i'm... i'm looking and i'm liking. was that a quote from the 2003 film, meet the fockers? yes it was. i... i... i will not apologize for who i am. if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best. yo, i hate these bullets that just hang around in the air. oookay, there is a bullet on a mine cart that is shooting at us. Search ↗
1566.20 ballots? is that a kazoo? ballistic boots, okay. maybe they shoot behind us when we walk or something? i thought this room was covered in gold. apparently it is not covered in gold. it's covered in spikes and lava. ah, okay. watch out for the poison. don't fall in the trap. oh, oh, oh. good stuff. good stuff. that's some good stuff right there. don't get close to me. i actually think that this is... Search ↗
1758.04 we got through it. oh, no we did not get through it. there's still more. great time for us to use some blanks. probably should have used it a little earlier because i'm one hit away from death. i was previously so confident. oh god, i thought the spikes were gonna hit us there. they're just, uh, they're just there for dramatic effects. there you go. don't risk anything here. gotta say, uh, if, not ethereal, but uh, blanks that grant us some elemental effects are nice here. you see, they hit like a switch. Search ↗
1853.88 you know, welcome to die territory, but maybe i'll get super lucky and i will just understand the boss immediately. i wouldn't bank on it, but stranger things have happened. oh good, yeah, let's give us some more enemies that i've never seen on this room because it was just a little bit too easy for me was my problem. get out of here, weird bullet goatee man! i don't want to buy your just for men gel. i don't want to buy anybody's man gel. shorty you're my man gel, you're my darling man. Search ↗
1930.60 requires more than a key. oh god. oh pop it. thank you. this should not hurt me now i probably could have just walked there, but i can't dodge roll i'm assuming the fact that i can't dodge roll means i'm invincible which is actually a huge advantage. oh, oh my god we walked on top of an enemy there and lost our armor. that's okay. oh, there's a half heart and some food that's that's not a fork. that was a key. yeah, dummy okay. well, we're still alive here still kicking it. oh Search ↗
2017.16 sod off seems to be doing just fine. okay, if that's what these do that we're oh i'm extremely lucky to be alive. tell you what that was maybe a suboptimal usage there. we're halfway through having our invincibility charge. i can't wait. i'm dead. yeah, i'm dead ah that's still i feel like i can be reasonably proud of the way that went down. oh Search ↗

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