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if we get good luck, this could be better. my mcdonald's has a slide that's basically a fireplace for children. that is not the analogy you want to use. i'm just picturing a fireplace for children. is that the next game? good child going down the slide and then at the bottom of the slide, just like some metal jaws open up and there's like an incinerator. i'm just seeing that the amnesia fireplace for children could be like really easy.
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i died by walking on spikes so i don't even want to give the game the credit for having killed me. it's me in what floor so i know when i'm in new ground. it was the caves one. alright that's where i am right now. when you get a good item you'll know that you're past where we were. d10. that's for not taking the deal? i almost guarantee you the deal would have killed me so. d10 is not much better than poop. that's bad if your item is like roughly equivalent to poop.
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oh look everybody, it's big brother winner dan gheesling in chat. hi dan. dan, what did you feel the first time you won the head of household competition? ho. yeah, when you were the king ho, what did you... ho. did people say ho all the time? did that get really annoying? was that an inside joke? it was an inside joke, right? i don't see him in chat actually. i just want him to be here. NL, do you consider cheesecake to be more of a pie or more of a cake? cheesecake is a subtype of cake.
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cheesecake is not amazing. nick needs to shut the fuck up with that elitist tool. you guys are too much. i resent that desserts get the treatment of like ads where women go like oh my god it's so indulged like i want to see like potato chip ads like that because that's how i feel when i eat like some all dressed ruffles is like this shit is awesome, but if the all dressed ruffles are always like
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chocolate is not that hard to get your hands on these days. like, if you're really into it, you could eat chocolate like all day. i don't recommend it, but you can. yeah, i wouldn't suggest that would be... i mean, maybe like once in your life if you really want to, but i don't think you'll feel very good about your decision afterward. i tend to agree with that probably. yeah, exactly. it's big chocolate. big chocolate used to be hershey.
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six minutes into this run. okay, i'm on caves two. i don't know how many minutes into this run. about a half an hour. the damage is not getting better. i think i gotta try this. let's see what we got here. what if zelda was a girl? don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to. one of the dilemmas of our century. oh no! oh! guess you got hit. ah!
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what kind of items do you have? it's like pretty much just mom's knife, but... ah, that's why. okay. it's a good run. i mean, that's what got me through boss rush. yeah, they had to be semi close to them. i had an emperor card and i was like, i don't want to use the emperor card here. oh, gertie, here we go. hey, dead cat. super low damage. how do you get out of the, uh... how do you get out of the curse room when you have dead cat? you gotta touch the bits on the door frame without going through it.
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unless you get a devil room that leads you to dead cat. that's a whole different story what happens after you touch in the things? you die once and then appear on the other side of the room or the outside of the room oh, that's exactly correct. yeah. no, i did it like a hundred thousand times. okay. oh wow super bandage as well huge item kill me gertie, why is this this hard everyone sucks the big one man. i want to be successful though i only have one heart left
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i think it's really fascinating to get into the head of the person who first designed the signal light mechanism for the lever. i'm thinking about they were like trying different tactile responses and they landed on it should feel like kind of breaking a twig. it's very satisfying. it really is. it'll make you want to signal more.
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we want to encourage them to signal by giving the tactile response some sort of really satisfying feeling to it. i think every time you hit the signal light, there should be like a very like breathy woman's voice that goes like, oh yeah! and then we would see signaling all the time. it'll be like that text message that sherlock gets. i don't remember this. his pocket kept going, ah!
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with like base damage. that's alright. in kayn's other eye. i can't believe this shit. eight more to go? i think i actually only have like seven more to go. maybe i don't want broken hawk, because i'll like respawn as blue baby, perhaps. anke! yeah, exactly. that's true by the way, you will respawn as blue baby. i don't want like a 25% chance to respawn as blue baby. until... until i need it. it serves no other point other than survivability. like if you want to win as the loss, there's no reason to.
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this is a doable run even though i don't have great items yet. it's what i mean nine lives is carries it do a lot with nine lives so i just want to say as to use this platform very quickly to reach a bunch of people i want to say that the beginners guide for those of you out there that care was fantastic if you watch the roundtable podcast we talked a little bit about it. we knew nothing about it i've now played the whole thing and it was really really good. yeah, what about the
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they went to like a train station in harry potter and then threw themselves through a wall so anything's possible. that is true. they did do that constantly i've heard what you ever seen the harry potter movies never seen the harry potter films here it comes whether what's about to come not saying it's better or worse than heat i'm just saying you know were any of the harry potter movies directed by nothing coming from me i'm saying your chats gonna be salty that you didn't watch those. they're good. don't be salty i didn't use my time to do something you do whatever you want yet. i'm not saying you shouldn't watch the harry potter movies i
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nah, that's rebecca black. oh, i never actually listened to that either. okay, that's just ridiculous. well, i heard it was really annoying and catchy, so i didn't want to that is like not at all! you have an annoying maybe, but... not catchy? alright, well i didn't hear it, so i didn't get to use my own judgement there.
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better to burn out than fade away. that's why i play magic every night. you want to die and leave a beautiful corpse. exactly. that's why when you witness yourself, you gotta spray your teeth with chrome. something like that, yeah. i don't know. i haven't seen the age of ataline yet, so. age of ultron? that movie's like, it's pretty okay. did they ever put the cube in his chest? that's a different movie. i can see how you'd be confused though.
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they ever put the cube in his chest. yeah, they at the end of transformers 1. he puts the cube in his chest it's almost as if you've never seen transformers. i haven't actually watched any that's actually you know what preserve that i know i'm planning on it. i didn't watch them intentionally i didn't want to watch um the transformers films are pretty bad i know i also never watched transformers when i was little either train. okay. well that's fucked up the transformers 1 is watchable i
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alright, just kill me. i don't want this run anymore. just kill me. this is too long. you watch transformers but not harry potter? it's not like when i was asked to go see transformers i was like hold up. there's two options here. i can't go see this yet because i haven't seen the six harry potter films that have been released up to this point. so can you give me like a couple days? it does take a while to watch them. there's a lot of those films. i've got nothing against them. i hope it doesn't seem like i got something against them.
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oh my god, just turn me into guppy already. i've already won. just making my dreams come true. what are you doing? are you doing like an azazel run? i'm just, i started again with blue baby. i don't really know if i want to do this, but i'm doing it. same seed or different seed? just the next one that it gave me. okay, you'll be fine. at this point i'm like, i'm okay enough that i could probably make it through most blue baby runs, but that was a really bad one. that was a terrible seed.
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we're gonna sell like mugs or stickers or something because i'm sure there's people who would like like a bad squad sticker yeah, i don't want to wear it on a shirt instead. they just put it on like their laptop or something that's my suggestion you could sell a shotgun no, this is shoot the shot right into your mouth this fucking run man chest items mulligan polyphemus monstro's alone, that's pretty good and i but i have a pick ack so the shots are oh you're gonna get enormous. oh
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i just won assuming i can kill these flies without dying easiest run of my life. you beat what chest? yeah as long that's awesome. it was dark judas. oh, right. that's uh sweet easy all right. well done. yeah, you want to take an ad break? rampage knights. i think that's what the plan was. yeah, i'll do that. i
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oh yeah, i guess you have a better apartment now, so that's good. hey, tomo's here too. tomo! nice, tomos. that's pretty wild, i've never heard that happen. i made fun of her and she wants to break up, what should i do? you should say you're sorry. and get back together if you want to. that's very true. that's a really sad reason to have a fight. it's extremely minor.
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you can love bag if you want. up here? yeah. oh that doesn't look like an exit. alright. oh, this is mushroom. oh yeah. dude now that we played uh, are you smarter than a fifth grader yesterday, i forgot how much these guys look like hendrix and dean.
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are you gonna be a troll with you? nah, it's okay. it's okay. don't worry about it. i did want to play as shrek before and you didn't let me. i'll be a fucking greek god. what if i break this guy's barrels? yeah, fuck you buddy. that's pretty sweet. you look like... that's like a weird cyborg, man. not for long. oh, i am fucking going to town on these guys. how do you change your hair? this is incredibly satisfying.
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i don't think there's any stopping. i could just keep using this. i'm for it. nick, why are you let us in! why are you closed? we want to shop! we have money! that's a reference to my actual life. yeah? yeah, i had to do a
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like a 5am black friday opening and there was this little kid out front of my gate at gamestop and just said, we have money! that kid is absolutely part of the fucking capitalists. i really don't want this. my actual life is also my favorite show starring claire danes. almost got estes there. oh shit! that guy like immediately went to town. trapped by penis head over here. i can see that. i love stomping on skeletons!
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we're an hour late because i had to drive from vancouver to coquitlam and then back to exchange my video card. but now it appears to be working. coquitlam? coquitlam. ryan, give us a seed. you want me to give you a seed today? what's the seed? give me a seed. one second. i think i need to turn you guys up just a little bit. turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! turn me up! bring the noise! boom! yeah, there we go. those rock your boys. turn me up now! turn me up now! boom!
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you have to bat rat on rob. how what? how did that happen? how did he get up at 6.30? i want to hear theories, because we're going to have them on the show later and then we'll talk about it so it's not as awkward. but like, this dude woke up at 6.30 pm. maybe he's having trouble sleeping. it doesn't seem like it. it seems like he's having trouble waking up. well, getting to bed can be a difficult time sometimes. did you just do a michael jackson a little? hee hee. like an home wrecker flashback. that's what michael jackson says when you make a good joke. he's dead now.
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i want to see like a movie where like cryogenically unfreezing people and reanimating them actually becomes possible but there's like huge repercussions depending on what era of human history you were frozen in like if you're frozen in the 50s they just like put your head in a cooler with a bunch of ice cubes you come out all like half cocked or something like that like like walt had the half cocked
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not like bruno though, bruno definitely is a dad movie. i don't think bruno's a dad movie because there is a scene in which, um, you know, he's riding an exercise bicycle that is attached to a dildo pumping in and out of somebody's asshole. and dads are cool! like, you can live your life however you want, they just keep it out of my movies, is the dad way. it's like, you guys can do whatever you want in your own house, but just...
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don't you guys want to learn? no. yeah? i mean, pretty actively. involve as people. i mean, you like, you learn capitals and stuff, like, voraciously. like, you know. i know, like, the capital letters of the alphabet. yeah, same. that's about where i go with capitals. yo, i'm just saying, you know, you gotta, you gotta know your audience, man. if you came to this show to learn something, you gotta, you got a problem. no, there's learning that happens here. we do family feud. there's no, there's social learning that happens. are you smarter than a fifth grader sometimes? i remember that, yeah.
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could a fifth grader be better than us at the binding of isaac reber? yeah, absolutely. yeah, definitely. could a fifth grader have a more popular minecraft let's play channel? yeah, probably man. i think it's highly likely. yeah, they just want people they can relate to. no, sixth graders. i can't relate to them. well, that's your problem. you gotta be younger. that's bullshit. why make me younger? if i make you younger, am i smarter than a fifth grader?
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sometimes it freaks me out. i'm younger than both of you. it's like you it's pretty fucked up that just cuz you guys are born earlier that means you're definitely gonna die sooner like i i feel the need to apologize for that even though it wasn't my decision so i just want you to know i'm rooting for you guys
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porridge eating habits. that's where is eating habits. you know a lot of porridge. yeah, really i've never really had porridge no, what a strange lie to make up josh said it. i went with it. no. i didn't say that. what's your go to breakfast? i want to know first. let's let's do a compare and contrast cuz we got josh here yeah, he's a working man. what do you do to fuel up in the morning? yeah, i don't i
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eaters yeah, but you're not a stereotypical cereal eater. well. no that's true i didn't want to you know seem too hipster about it but i have invented what i call not putting milk in my cereal you do that. i do do that yeah, remember the guy that is he said he broke up with his girlfriend cuz she put water in the in the cereal i broke up with my ex girl. i hope you got back together guys. here's our breakfast i just want you to be happy together with your cereal. i want it i
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i eat eggs and potatoes. that would be an awesome breakfast. i would enjoy it. yeah, that sounds fantastic eggs and potato that protein you're gonna be fueled up. you're gonna have a great day. well, they don't that's all i want for you i just want you to have a good day. i don't know why you guys don't eat breakfast like oh
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i'm just not my... it's not really our choice, like our stomachs just don't really accommodate it. oh, okay, i'm sorry, i thought it was your choice to not eat breakfast. apparently, there's a freaking demon from the other world that takes control of you between the actual... if it makes you feel kinda nauseous, you're not gonna want it, so you just won't have it.
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that's huge! you can't say that on television! you know how much the weight is behind one of those? nah, you gotta know the diameter to know the weight. it's a big black wobbler. i'm not touching that. it is kinda wobbly. you can if you want. it's a free country. yeah, well, not for long probably. or something. right? political discourse? yeah! wait, this country's going. oh, and the economy? oh my god. oh my lord.
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yeah, i'm glad they didn't do that. you'd be like hey, can i get eiffel 65 by eiffel 65 and then be like what are you talking about? oh, sorry. you shouldn't apologize for that just because you love a band. ah, you fucker. can't say that on television either. kate, make nl go buy it and stream. oh, cognitive dissonant. thank you very much for the subscription. what's kate talking about in chat? what are you talking about, kate? what do you want to stream? what do you want to stream?
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that's i don't want to put you on blast, kate. i can go buy cat food solo though if you want to, but if you want to take a night off, then you'll be my guest. it's been a stressful couple of days with these computer issues. and the cat's sleeping on all those boxes, right? yeah. pardon me? he's sleeping on the boxes. i don't know. is the cat sleeping on the boxes? oh, rob says, i'm getting flamed. not really. i was trying to say that you were good at did you okay, i hate wait, what's the b4 do? or the big the four room rerolls all item pedestals.
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why didn't i pick up those books? why does that even... should i do that? i did it. did you guys see that video of the japanese streamer who like set that fire? yeah, i think i would bring that up actually, but yeah, i did see that. i mean, i don't want to like harp on a guy. he's already got enough problems with like setting his apartment on fire. what?
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and even if he didn't know better and that really was the stupidest like the best thing he could do at the time for himself he still like burned down his house, and that's pretty sad so like being a dick to him isn't very nice i don't want to be a dick to him, but at the same time come on dog well yeah, but great. come on. dog is fair like that's not that bad okay, that's i understand where you're coming from now mostly. i'm like oh
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but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice
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i don't want your stupid spirit arts, sure. whatever. has nick played the beginner's guide? oh, here we go. we'll get him started. ask nick. give him a soma sandwich with beginner's guide mayo and then he'll have the best... he'll actually be eating that for breakfast. i'll tell you that much. it was a really good game, that's all. what's beginner's level? it's by the guy that made stanley parable. oh, okay. it's his new game and he released it with no marketing, which was really cool. and it was really good.
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i recommend you play it. okay. bear didn't like it. yeah, bear didn't like it, but i want to have a talk with him about that at some point. this sounds a little menacing. no, i don't i want to understand his perspective more is all. i mean, he's fine. you'll just have a little chat about why you don't like davey redden's new game, bear taffy. what? why don't you come to my abandoned warehouse in the meatpacking district? i should have, davey. i would never murder bear and put him in a box or whatever you're implying i would do. that would do it. i assure you, at the ultra lux, we do not eat people. we don't.
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no, i don't think i'll ever do another 52 hour stream chat. but thanks. i hope you do like one more time in your life. just one more time. i think we probably caught that at like the tail end of our natural biological window. oh, yeah maybe. i don't know if i've got an image to do a 52 hour stream anymore. i could probably do it, but i don't want to. i don't think my wife would be very pleased. well make her part of it. i don't think that would make it any better.
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would you like a grand slamwich only available at denny's? that sounds amazing. i would love one. i don't know what it is, but i want it. there's no dip in that bowl! with the new pringles tostitos, you don't have to have a dip! you just dip and then doesn't need the dip! i put my hand up on your dip. when i dip, you dip, we dip. fuzzygecko55, thanks for the subscription. have they not appropriated that song yet for commercialization? no.
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i don't want to look at the photo of myself because my teeth are so yellow. we'll use chris 3d white! i know it works! it removes 14 years of stains, but it can't remove the scar on your heart from when jeremy said he'd call you back, but he never called you back. chris white strips. jeremy didn't call me. i was hoping for that. hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
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mmm. that's that's the visit josh. well then never mind. i don't want to watch this ad for the dodge journey what even is that? i don't even like journey journey. the visit is really bad. the dodge journey. hi rob. hey, how's it going? rob. thanks. thanks for the subscription. much appreciated, crozzable. yeah, thanks, crozzable. i feel like was i talking about the visit on the nlss at some point? you were. you said don't see it. yeah, it's really bad.
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sorry, continue, please. nl, talk about how mathis didn't want to buy a jayce at $23 and now they're at $70. that's pretty much just the chief mathis story. we went to pax and then he's like, i want to buy a jayce, but then the game store that had a presence at pax
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9 8 1 0 pull up the pack josh, it's fine. the comeback is happening now. alright rob, we need to be friends. they call him the comeback king for this reason. we need to be friends he says as he kills the shotgun. he had no other choice. 9 8 1 1 i shot at nick, you were just there. i just want to remind everyone lateral damage.
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getting all the bandages on multiple platforms. i'm just like, it's a great game, don't get me wrong, but i just cannot... i don't want to... i mean, i beat it in 20 minutes, so it wasn't really a big deal for me. like, if i'm gonna play it, i'm gonna play it on... i'm gonna play the version i already have on pc. it's cool that it's out on more and more platforms though. steve out, thank you for the subscription as well. it also cost me nothing, i mean, i'm on ps plus, so it was just like, go download it and play it once. i mostly just wanted to hear what the new soundtrack sounded like.
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you know, it's that much of a tax on me. but we did buy rock band 4 last night and i was like, ooh! ooh, i want so much. what is that, like $800? we bought that and i bought kate disgaea 5 for ps4, which just came out apparently. and the guy was like, alright, your total is like $400. i'm like, god damn.
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i thought you were gonna tegan and sarah. yeah, well, that's what we were talking on the round table yesterday or like, or on the podcast, not the podcast but the d6. it was like, do you want to get rock band 4? and i was like, we probably won't get it. and then like right after the stream, kate was like, well, i reserved it. and i was like, all right. i mean, now it got inertia. i guess we're getting it. i guess we'll get it.
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joker card, so do you think you're gonna be done with rock band now that you've played it the one night nah, it's i was fucking but you want me to answer your question with a joke then i don't know how to just say well that no we're gonna well, i'm gonna keep playing a little bit. it's been nice to get back into it on drums got to make sure we don't annoy our neighbors though
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it's like a never ending nightmare. yeah. sounds like pain. try and get away, it just keeps getting worse. huge fan of computers right now. this is what, you know, in a way i almost want to be like, this is what you get. you were mad that, you know, it caused a little bit of slowdown when i got a skype message, how do you like this shit? mr. green man shows up now. well, you're gonna get a new computer either way.
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you know economy probably yeah scrunch legs if they're sending you first class i want to get in touch with whoever you got negotiating that i don't need first class but you know those those business seats are kind of nice so the little extra leg room my feet just go numb if i can't move them around a little bit underneath me it's fair
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or two. do i wanna take judas's now? i'll just take this. don't die little lost. little chubby's not good enough. yeah. alright, i got this sloth fight. all he has to do is give me a joker card and we're golden. i'm gonna try tech point five just because i like it. yeah, that's a great item. who, who, who, who? bombs rod in head! i don't want this at all! did you get that from your... devil deal? sloth fight. wait, which? oh, okay.
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want to deal with nonsense it hurts to what what hurts kate? did you hit your elbow on something again? oh the funny bone watch out for its food see kate's message. she's not talking about pooping again is she she's always talking about does come up a bunch yeah, i can't fathom nick doesn't know shit like that you know i don't really do a lot of rerolling in devil room so you're right. it's probably silly that i don't i
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i just want to hang out with mca hammer's pants, i don't care about... yeah? you don't need the man, just the pants. i'm a little scared of what's hanging out of mca hammer's pants. hammers. they're like parachute... things. you wanna drop them out of a plane and see if it really works? maybe. it's called a micro bait.
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wildly different, but still pretty cool. i just spent $400 on a rockman 4 yesterday. yeah, and you're really making me want to go do the same thing, but i just can't afford that, so... i want a guitar and just a game. you could probably do that. that would be like $150 maybe? i think it's about $150. somewhere in there.
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the guitars have freestyle solos, but there's an option to turn that off supposedly because i was like they give you a guitar solo and i'd be like you know i really don't want to just hammer one note and then play the whole solo on the whammy bar right and still get there like awesome solo i'm like i just hit yellow and then whammy every like quarter note. whammy! like i bought this game to be given directions not just whale on another note. yeah, and you're like if i'm playing
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yeah man, but if i wanted to learn how to play the real guitar, i would go take guitar lessons, del boy. yeah, i know! i just want to play along with the music for fun. like i go to guitar. if you're gonna play the card, like why don't you just learn how to play the real guitar? you open yourself up to the bullshit argument of like, why would you play madden? just like learn how to throw a real football. well he's saying to play rocksmith. oh! that like teaches you how to play or whatever. i died.
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so he's not saying just like go play a real one which because that's kind of douchey but i just feel like i would learn better from lessons if i wanted to do that. also they're just different things like you don't always want to play guitar just for fun but you might just want to kind of tune out and just dick around with guitar hero or rock band. there does take some concentration to like trying to create sounds that sound pleasing to the ear whereas the other one you're just pressing a button. yeah.
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interesting choice there. we had a restaurant on the street called casablanca. that's pretty sweet. yeah, except nobody went to it so they ended up changing their name to casba. i think the idea of like... oh they're rocking. yeah, like i don't... i've never been in there but i feel like they're having some like identity issues. oh shit. i don't want to fight you adversaries. pretty sure that's been pancakes guys.
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i've never heard of that. you've never heard of tiny house nation? it's these people who are like... it's a reality show about people who want to live in a tiny house. so the first half of the show was them building it. the second half of the show was them struggling with it. and they're always like, this house is so tiny! and they're like, well you built it out of a school bus. like, what do you think?
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i was like, i want to put myself back in the headspace of what it was like in 2005 when i was about to blow my own mind with the next generation of console gaming and hd. and it's like, just think about how much things have changed in the last 10 years. h hd 10 years. no, we have curved tvs now. we have curved tvs now! 4k! i got a slice of my pocket that gives what you'd expect. what's next, curved monitors?
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i want to play that like october and it's a multiplayer co op game. you're in luck because we have our resident expert on capcom co op games ported to the pc from the year 2009 here, rocklysmile. nick, could you please give your port report on how you feel about the pc version? alright, well what happened with lost planet 2, which is exclusively my experience here, is it had games for windows live in it.
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it's a good question. you can plead the fifth if you want, you don't have to say. why is it so laggy? oh, it is another skype message. i swear to god, if it's mathis complaining about fucking dice rolls in blood bowl 2, i'm gonna lose my shit. it's josh, he wants to invite you to a beta. he probably is, actually, yeah. he was like, hey, they extended the rainbow six beta, we should play it on the show. but they didn't extend it until... like, they extended it until last sunday. there's no sunday show, josh.
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you got my hopes up for nothing! you do the northernlion subscribers super sunday show. yeah, we play fallout on that bad boy. you could play something else. yeah, if i didn't want to play fallout, which i do.
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don sidrow, thank you for the sub 12 months in a row a year for you as well my friend thank you very very much. you know what i want to do is set up a thing like you know how some some streamers have these like stacks of people that did things for the stream like they resubscribed or they had donations it'd be sweet to make a setup like that where people play tetris track of it. oh
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oh good, i can customize my worms and make them little names and... playing revolution, correct? that is correct. i feel odd having your wife as one of my names. that's alright. if she's okay with it, i'm okay with it. i just figured you wouldn't want to kill your wife in the game, and so it'd be like... you've never been married, have you? hi, ol! i love my wife. how cruel. i like the disclaimer at the end.
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your lobby soon. wink wink. your butt. alright. i did not approve that. it reminded me of gurren lagann for some reason. what is gurren lagann? anime. oh, okay. let's see... i want eight worms. that is not acceptable. oh, worms revolution! open gl. fantastic. mr. green man.
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think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh
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that's pretty serious. i didn't want to say it. also, thank you badboard. but rob, i think rob might get mugged a lot. because he looks very mugable. you think? he was talking about getting mugged the other day, wasn't he? he loves to fight though. he talks about loving to fight, but i don't know. he was trying to start a riot in that bar that time. i don't think he would have actually rioted if push came to shove. we wanted dennis to enable the riot too.
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step one of living in a big city for me has been like if any stranger talks to you on the street do not respond they never yeah, it's never like hey. how's it going? hope you have a good day today they always have some ulterior motive the only reason you have to talk to a stranger is an until ulterior motive they want your money or they want to have sexual intercourse with you now if you're in the market for the ladder then you know maybe the best area take this as a grain of salt, but i
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yeah, that is actually the one thing that we do want to emphasize that it's nearly halloween. that's the only thing that we want to talk about. friday october 30th, not a special day. the only thing that's special about it is that it's all hallows eve eve. and it's a little special because you guys are here with us. that is also true. right? nick, what is all hallows eve? is that halloween? but when you're like...
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super like when you're pagan or something and you want to talk about it i guess some kind of something to do with the moon usually everyone thought so as well but all hallows eve does not take place on october 30th takes place on october 31st. is this correct? i don't know man. all right. she's gone too far we're gonna be playing some rebirth don't get confused. this is rebirth not halloween and then in our middle section we're gonna be playing uh huh
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downwell and some down well down the final section. we're gonna be playing some cannonball cannonball let's uh, let's send rebirth off on a right note nick. let's do an isaac run and you can provide the seed yeah, i think it's the only proper way to do this that's how you got us unless you want to play the lost before it gets changed this is how we're gonna send it off. it's a good joke, but no we don't want to do that for e ya
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now fighting super fucking asshole splits into 100 pieces man. yeah, super envy asshole is he's a real element of what's happening right now cursed eye isn't dubious. it's bad. if you never get hit then it doesn't matter you will never teleport unless you want to can i just take a minute to shout out how silly it is that? twitch is all reacting to bob ross right now, and it's hilarious. i've been watching it on on twitter i've been yeah, i haven't been watching it on twitch, but i've been watching the reaction on twitter and
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lee harvey oswald lee's oh, we don't want to bring him up again. the general lee? general lee? most people don't know this but the general lee that the car is named after is actually general lee harvey oswald. oh, i thought they could nail down a specific lee so it was just sort of a general lee. it was actually lee majors, the six million dollar man. alright. i like your chat right now, it's a lot of faces. yeah, it's exclusively like ming lees and bob rosses.
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we went to the zoo, we went to a bunch of museums, we went to some cool restaurants, we did rotary sushi which was great. rotary like the conveyor belt? yeah. that's cool. so it just floats on by, you take off what you want, and then they charge you a lot of money. yeah! yeah, we did that in the uk and it was extremely expensive. it was all very expensive. you're like, okay, here's one piece of salmon, it's like four dollars. you're like, oh, okay. i gotta eat it.
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you know, i love that guy but i hate him too. how can you love mr. green man? he's the worst. well no, he brought a little bit of like spice to the mix for a few days, but i didn't want him to stick around because i know he's just giving you a freaking heart attack. he has been a nightmare. he's been a nightmare, ideal. i'm glad he's gone for you. i hope things get back to normal now. is it another amd card? oh, you think you're so funny.
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some fantastic work done. you want me to use the rules card? there you go, chub dislikes smoke. we've solved it. that might need a patch as well. that'll chub dislikes things. you keep talking about this patch, i don't know what you're talking about. i just have a feeling somewhere deep in my bone that there's gonna be more rebirth eventually. i don't know, man. i think they're done with it. yeah? it's all super meat boy forever from this point on. well, that would be weird. it's like mostly not even the same people. mmm, it's exactly the same people.
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it's possible. we'll all get through this and tomorrow this will not be a problem anymore. yeah, absolutely true. tomorrow it will be after birth assuming it works. which, you know, if you want to know whether or not it works you're gonna have to talk to a luke about that. i wonder if every time i say that he gets like a hundred whispers. well only one way to find out right? exactly! i'm gonna put him through the punishment man. there's only one more day left to do it. this is the tax that you pay. we all know it's true.
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i did get up once to go to the bathroom and that was great. i wonder why he took the middle seat instead of the aisle seat like i don't know i'm assuming that out of the two passengers that were together. he was probably the larger one. yeah, he was you think he would want the aisle seat? yeah, i don't know i don't like rocking the middle seat but i i mean i can do it if i have to but i do agree seems like the worst of all three of them the middle seat there's no doubt is the worst. there's literally no benefit to the middle seat. i
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the window seat, you have something to lean on. you got a view, you got control of the shade. if somebody next to you has to get up to use the bathroom, you don't have to get up. i think in my position, i was the one in control of the shade because i was throwing it constantly. oh snap! with the lingo. and then if you're in the aisle seat, you can go to the bathroom and stretch whenever you want. you know, you got a little bit more space on your right or left side. but the middle seat is just the worst of all possible worlds.
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not no amount of money can change that, but uh... yeah, you could you could like take a shower while you're flying. alright. jenna, you probably should before you go to the in lounge cocktail bar. because, you know, you you might be flying with royalty. you want to make sure you look your best. mmm.
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unfortunately, do you think just put like four less seats on the plane make more room? that's ridiculous? where you gonna say i was gonna say someone in chance said do you think the emirates flight has a p detector in the shower? i like that idea. it's all pipes, right? but you don't want to be like stepping in somebody else's pee in the shower probably yeah, i mean george didn't seem to be too bothered by it in seinfeld george is uh
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alright, maybe your bathrooms have been a lot bigger than the one i saw but it was like it was just a box exactly the same size and shape as your torso. oh you'd in the airplane back. yeah. yeah. well you got shoes on though right? yeah, i thought that was okay, that's fair. that's a bit different. i don't mind stepping on somebody's uh somebody's pee if i got shoes on yeah yeah, that doesn't bother me. i would still want some flip flops or something if i'm showering on an airplane oh
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i like the idea of like, cube ball as well and like all the other modifiers. and from what i've heard as i watch the stream, it seems like you'll have control over the individual things like friction and momentum and things, so... should be able to just make the exact thing we want.
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that could be a number that makes sense, sure. man, if this is one of those things where like if you're in australia you get the game like 12 hours earlier than everybody else, i'm gonna be slightly displeased. not because i hate australians, but because i want to be there at, you know, the gate so many as well. zero hour. yeah, exactly. the ribbon cutting ceremony has... i don't want it to just be like whoever's, you know, astute enough to either live in australia or get a proxy. i could probably get a proxy if that's what it takes. you could too.
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it's the largest thing i could fathom with my mind. like, planets are bigger than it, but i'm with my stupid ape brain. i can't conceptualize what a planet is. but a really big body of water, that blows my mind. it's really scary though that you can be like, man, i'm stuck in this position for 20 hours and there's nothing i can do about it at all. yeah, that's very true. like a self imposed isolation chamber. i wouldn't recommend it unless you really want to. josh did it.
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nick you beat the five pin yet. no, i have not actually bought a lock kit lock pick kit yet but i intend to soon i started learning how to lock pick. yeah, i saw the tweets. that's pretty sweet surprisingly easy actually this is very troubling to hear it really is i got the three in the four pin without any actual coaching i just figured it out on my own. that's terrifying actually, you can horrifying. yeah, the five pin was pretty tricky though so if you want to keep me out of your stuff for now get a five pin lock and
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very true. yeah, i hear you on that. there was some gross urinals in the area around the airport and there was one that just had like a shitload of pee all over the floor and i was like kind of freaked out by that but that happens sometimes. thank you to space wells on ice for the $5.69. welcome back favorite uncle nick. i'll be your grunkle nick if you want.
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i won't stand for the slander on my watch. there's a lot of entire countries that would really hate you for saying that. i don't understand the the crepe hate. they can be savory, they can be sweet. yeah, they're very versatile. they are what you want them to be. how could you be anti crepe? it's some kind of like elitism or superiority shit. like i'm not into it, whatever they're talking about. nick, how much hp do you lose on your average downwell run?
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oh, okay. so you always want to take hp as often as you can while you're at full health. that is fair enough, i did not know this. i also hear that knife and fork is very useful. yeah, let's eat bodies. what is this? people are saying crepes are the worst breakfast food ever and i'm including sausages. what are you like hate sausages? what is happening to your chat? it's like sausages are a universally beloved breakfast food. universal solvent.
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i could have ham whenever i want. it's time for a breakfast meat. i think if you're looking for a good place to have breakfast, you want to find the place that has the most options on one dish at one time. that way you don't have to choose anymore. it simplifies your whole morning. yeah, that makes sense. how about we compromise with tofu or some shit? this is not a compromise. what even... what? why? i don't want to eat tofu bacon. what does tofu have to do with anything here? i'm not saying... i'm not anti...
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that sisyphus thing was him too, right? yeah, man this is sisyphus. rolling the ball up the hill. sisyphus. sisyphus. i don't know why i really like that. can we just agree that an omelet shoved between a waffle and a pancake is top tier? i don't want to consume this. i thought you were going to say between two butt cheeks. that's the zach galifianakis show, right? oh yeah, i guess.
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i'd rather crack them for myself. i'm not buying these packs because i want these packs. i'm buying these packs so we can make mathis feel bad. and also for the future potential of selling them. oh yeah, no absolutely. even though you're not going to, just to know you can. don't forget wall jump nl. i try to wall jump
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doesn't call of duty come out like next week? that's a big deal. it's never been a problem before. i'm happy to hear that. ah, i freaking died again! i was doing so well! just stomp more heads or try a different style or something. i'll do handstand style next. that's pretty wild. i want to see a run of downwell where they never actually step on the ground when they start. they just combo the whole game and so the music never starts. that's uh, there's an achievement for like getting a huge amount.
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there's a button, see that? yeah, what's it do? yeah, when you hit it, it starts the enemies spawning in and you keep fighting them until they all stop or you want to get your money and leave and then you press the button again and take damage. so yeah, green mode, basically you just, uh, you pick your own items by killing enemies and then getting money and then using that money to buy items from the shop.
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but i can always go in the the silver door first though because you get a free item before you do anything you find like ten waves of enemies and then you uh? you know live your life you can decide you can decide if you want to do devil deals too by just doing another wave. it's great have you never or sorry let me put it this way have you ever not done a devil deal in green mode by accident once
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look at the counter on the left side of your screen. when it gets to 8 out of 10, that means there's two waves left and that's when it stops. i'm at 8 out of 10. then that's the last wave. the next one is the boss. at 9 it's the boss and at 10 it's the devil deal boss. alright, so you're saying i want to do the white door.
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always you definitely want to do white door which is a free item and then you can decide whether or not you want to pay five cents for a key to get into your item room i got this weird damn it caffeine pill speed up size down. i took that that we're pretty good actually that's a completely acceptable item there's nothing in this hill that i got yeah, how's that? that's a good one. you want that it's a great one yeah, and now how do i go through this door? i want to know and now what you need a key oh?
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yeah, you gotta buy one of those. you have to buy a key. josh, there's gonna be a lot of questions here today. how did you get through a door that you've seen a hundred times? it's not one that i will abide. no, i want to help him! don't should i get the samson wristwatch or this new like...
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i went to the painful room. yeah, i didn't like it that much in there. i wouldn't recommend you go to the painful room. oh, i went to the painful room and it's terrible. yep, told ya. and i don't have any like keys or nothing like that so i'm boned. well, you can buy a key. oh, you can buy a key. oh, did you guys go to the item room then? yes. was it a good suite? yeah, it wasn't that great to me. so what if i bought this key and went down the next floor with it? you could take it with you forever as long as you want. and you can open it immediately.
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i took on black face friend. that's probably wait a minute. no, that's not that that's the worst of the two options little steven. yeah, but it's not as your other item because nick i read it even choose items we're just rerolling our whole on every single floor loopy i well i want to get more items so i can reroll the freaking sacred heart in the angel room and we're gonna really there's this mushroom right here magic mushroom all stats up i love that guy
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wait, but you want the mushroom though, right? but we reroll our items every floor my friend why do you reroll items because we got missing though like 10 minutes ago. i didn't get that i know you didn't go and then i get sacred heart. come on. i'm gonna get this then actually, it doesn't matter my fire rates up. i'm as hazel. oh now it works quizzical up nod thank you very much for those. should i quizzical up dog? i can buy that i could buy a lot and if we had not taken
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do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so?
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no, don't let that happen. what happens to the soy milk dunce cap? well, dunce cap causes you to always shoot with the are you a wizard effect. oh, that sounds awesome. soy milk causes you to, you know, have soy milk, which is the worst. yeah. and then you just never hit anything. or you hit it, it doesn't do any damage. you hit it and then you quit it. you want to do the damage though, right? genuinely or generally speaking, yes, damages. oh good! i got the dunce cap as a zayzal.
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so like, two krampus' heads. when you get balls of steel and now it's like, balls of steel. yeah! there's a voice effect now. that's cool. i wish that was you. maybe there could be a voice pack eventually. that's what people have been talking about. you know what they want me to do with, uh, hey, any extra revenue stream? why not? speaking of which, buy my shirts! i just want josh. no, sorry. you can have me. can you do the voice acting for isaac, josh? yeah, i'll do an acting.
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what's like this weird ghost skeleton that killed him? he used to be the ghost and now he's a skeleton. he's a skeleton ghost, that's kinda weird. i mean when ghosts die they leave skeletons just like we do. you gotta decide when you die if you want to be a skeleton or a ghost, it's up to you. what would you be if you could choose? uh, ghost. definitely ghost, right? like 169% ghost, yeah. skeletons get the short end of the stick. how could you not choose ghost out of those options? skeletons get the short bone, that's for sure. short end of the dick, yeah. skeletons get the short bone.
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i'm done. you can tell me what to do if you want. oh, you're waiting on me? why are you waiting on me? because you need to unlock a zazel for us to do our next run. oh. lilith. i'm sorry. that's what i mean. you need to unlock lilith for us to become a zazel. i think i'm just gonna lose. no, it's just lilith. and now, what are your thoughts on the sliding filament theory?
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alright nick, you know what? let's you and i do a lilith, steve. we'll wait for this. he's gotta be close, right? no? he's killing our momentum! alright. we're 36 minutes in here! what do you want a lilith? you wanna greed lilith or what? yeah, nah. just lilith hard mode. alright. where do you wanna go? anywhere? i don't know. what do you what does this mean? where do you wanna go? i'll go to the dark room.
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okay, you want you can go to the chest because i know you hate the dark room what is it matt? just give me the seed man six i can make this decision in the game 6d okay, be a holy grail. oh, sorry. i couldn't hear you over somebody else here 60 bg. okay one q ln all right, josh is fighting the second boss on the shop. okay. well, he's got some time then. oh
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that guy is annoying. yeah, i hate his doors. you know fuck off alright, so i'm lilith and you want me to hard mode it in this. yeah, it is. we'll give you a seed just give me a minute here to see if i got it like this. i'll give you a minute it's not a great seed so you might be angry about it, but yeah, it's like it's trash so far let's start over. let's do it better see you know i just i just fought my way to the deal with the devil and got a good item all right say give it a try here d
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what do you come up with the dank deps? what is this? reusable air strikes? versus box of friends double your friends. how many what does that do? you want to keep box of friends? it doesn't actually double them either. i got like this cthulhu fucker like hanging out with me yeah, he's you'd like to double him whenever possible. it doesn't it doesn't double all your friends though just adds one this fucking this this this oh shit wait i should clarify it does
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gonna troll it up a little bit exactly tyrone kicks up the the troll levels and then edmund is like i don't know i want people to see my vision clearly on the screen and then tyrone's like fuck you you little bitch just for that we're adding a fucking filter to the womb and we're never taking it away. yeah we're adding a new pill. it's called retro vision. oh god no
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this is how i feel half of my lilith runs go. you know that joke about like, well you know women live longer than men but men want to die earlier or something like that. you know it's a joke. it's like the movie titanic or something. similar yeah. this is that run and lilith is that character.
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shots and then it shoots that you go slam slam spit, and then it she slams slams being many shoots wait what is that from that's nick's nick's quote about titan souls? yeah, it's when you're fighting the treasure demon mmm. okay. i gotcha. that's how you figure out one to shoot. can you guys like rent me a bomb? i want one
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are you gonna stick with it? nah, i don't want to but i mean it's the second floor so i can't just quit, you know? it's actually like it unpleasantly gives me the feeling of being in an actual fire. oh, come on! i just can't see and it's real smoky. it's very smoky. i mean i guess if that's what they're going for then that's fine. yeah, they got this smoke going for them but... they nailed the smoke! you're gonna get some ptsd from this shit.
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i like mr. mega, i guess. otherconnor, thank you very much for the subscription. yeah, that's been my feeling about it as well. you get it and you're like, i don't really want this but i can't do anything about it so i guess i'll be okay with it. i'll embrace that with which i cannot change. yeah, exactly. tap, shoot, the knife, it stays forward. yeah, you can actually, we called that the northernlion is a genius and fucked your mother strategy. and it's kind of taken off as a name, but if you just mash the button, it just stays
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so you have no reason to use it. yeah. yeah! yeah! yeah, see? yeah. so i guess i'll go for the question mark that's worth two hearts as opposed to question mark that's worth one. yeah, that's likely to be better. lord of the pit demon wings! you can fly now. oh, that's fucking sweet! i want that. oh, god. josh, you are the fucking sexiest man. yeah.
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it's really good. so no pizza box, but you still thought you were gonna die? he didn't kill us, but he did look at me when he walked by. what are you ooh. well that's pretty close. alright, water flies are still exploding flies, so you don't want to touch those, okay? nope. and lwtf, that was me. it could be, i don't know. sweet talker, thank you very much for the subscription. if it was you, i apologize for like being afraid of you, but also you looked a little scary.
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i don't know, like cat whiskers and pumpkin carvings. those are pretty hot. did you carve any pumpkins? i didn't, i thought about it though. i saw some cool isaac heads and stuff on twitter. made me kind of want to do it a little bit. how about you, did you do any halloween ing? i did, i mean, i did, i dressed up, and then i got drunk, and then i passed out some candy.
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yes, okay. why don't you start a run with whoever you need to start it with with whatever endgame you need and then just tell us one it's how you're already deep in one right now. yes. all right. where are you adding your run? i'm in greed mode right now it's non stop greed train right now for me. it's what i've been doing. what character we i've been random in for just fun factor and i got eve right now. all right, nick. do you want to start a? lead mode run. yeah
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i... it's much more enjoyable now that they patched it. i find, though... i have not played greed mode since the patch actually. the patch happened like this morning, right? it's much harder to break now. yeah, the patch was like midnight or 1230 pst, so... yep. alright, this is my first game today then. with the patch. alright, why don't you give me a seed as well, because i don't want to unlock it and make youtube mad at me. oh, sure. whatever you want. so what i'm doing right now is... i have the little uh... the little horny guy, right? and i'm fighting him. the little horny guy? and he makes those bombs.
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and i want to say thank you to mayamfox for the 8 months in a row, arrowhoodcobra for the 3 months in a row, zeo077 for the 6 months, hitoshura0 for the 26 months, and 4 more viewers that resubscribed along the way. we had a proper little sub train happening while we were starting up there. alright, time to play the game. this freaking nick seed here gave me curse of the unknown. i could have any amount of hp right now. are you that man, really? never know.
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does that actually work? i just have bombs covering the floor everywhere right now. it's ridiculous. why doesn't freaking dead bird ever go and fight the boss for me? it just hangs out on top of my head. dead bird and rotten baby don't give a shit about what you want to do. oh wait, never mind. war, not pestilence. oh, okay. that's how it's slightly confused. keeps dropping troll bombs everywhere. i need to whore myself. jar of flies or...
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i hate myself. what was in today's daily, or do you not want to spoil it? i will spoil it if people are okay with it being spoiled. do you have a problem with it being spoiled, little cobalt? i don't care. okay. well, it's a lost daily again. you start with holy mantle, which is completely doable, but then first floor haunts, and i just ate shit. you think these are intended because a lot of them are just... yeah. i would be amazed if they were not.
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you got a problem? you can leave. that's a line in elke. yeah, sorry. i'm really really bad at geometry hmm i got shrek just now i had to reset my run cuz i didn't want to deal with it i will reset anything right now guys. i don't even care like whoa i made the circle bigger and it's it's huge. yeah, i don't get it'll get there. what does this thing do? oh
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how do i get some health out of this? and then uh... 64 dt? dead onion or burning bombs. i don't want either of those. check the item list. oh my god, chad is going... chad's going wild over it. all right, check the... yeah, if i had dr. fetus that'd be really good. items. okay, where's like money equals power, greed... one of the black candles. um, i know the dollar's on the first page near the top right. okay.
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you don't have to join us on that boat trip if you don't want to, but... whiskey dick! thank you for the subscription as well! and the same for lee's fape for 27 months in a row, that's all the months! thank you. all the months. all the months that i existed on this freaking platform.
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alright, what we're looking for is a shovel. we have the glitter bombs. we want the fetus okay? don't scatter bombs or or crickets or parasites so that our bombs split and we make more items why the shovel? the shovel so that when we get to the greed room we can shovel our way out after the machine breaks and fight them again and donate oh my lord so we need to infinitely cycle down there because you can we only been able to put in a few coins at a time so what is this?
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what's pardon me? oh, you lose it if you get hit. weird. that's peculiar. mmm. alright. i'm not 100% for this anymore. thank you for the $5.69 a non emus. what's up, man? oh, you need full red hearts to make it work? that's like the exact opposite of what i want on this run. oh my gosh. this run just got juicy. open all the gold chests.
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where are you guys at in your runs right now? should i wait for you or? i'm on the wound so you might just want to start your own i guess. i'm far gone. i don't even know where i am. no worries. i'm in the basement. chat, who do you want me to play as? i want to do more greed mode runs so pick a dude i don't have it for yet. gotta get that machine up. oh, i could do lilith really easily actually. she's been nerfed man. oh.
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i don't want to say i find her extremely underpowered because that's like i'm trying to pass it off as fact but i've never really had a run with lilith except for the first daily where i was like this is worth it like every run i'm like yeah, you got the damage and tears bonus, but i'd like rather just have it
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you should take it, man. i think it's okay as lilith. i took it, we'll see what happens. hmm. hmm. d100? i don't want a d100, my sweet diamond tears. oh my god. my technology is stupid. guys, i don't even know what's going on anymore in this game. we're gonna need some more money though. oh wait, i can make as much money as i want. how are you doing that? oh, litter bombs.
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that item's still pretty good in my opinion. yeah, a little bit. a little bit good. i don't want to be too controversial. oh, has anyone tested getting all of the body, mind, and soul and godhead at the same time yet? not yet, but i was thinking about trying to do it here at some point. that's when you get the picture of edmund's balls. okay, as long as you get it eventually. have you guys found the other?
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i've got so many soy milks on the screen now that i don't think you can hardly see anything. i lived for some reason! did you die and then live again? kind of. and now what about netflix and chill? i still don't understand the big deal over netflix and chill. people have been using that parlance for centuries. i know. you see that? it was that choice that was like in the 1700s there was like a common euphemism for hey want to come up in my place and bang and it was just like would you would you like to come take a look at my etchings?
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like netflix and chilling generation did not invent netflix and chilling this generation didn't even invent netflix hey, really, you want to take out my like batman? they try to reinvent everything our generation invented netflix probably i don't know how old mr. netflix is but i'm gonna assume that he's just enough older than me. so it's justifiable that he has so much more money indeed grimstone
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be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh,
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i need some water. yeah, feeling a little parched, you do it. i think a door just opened, a creaky wooden door. well, i will take this very quick moment here to say thank you for the anonymous donation of $3. hey, nick, just want to let you know the best new synergy in the game is ludo and this new item, explosivo. you should definitely give it a go if you get the opportunity. i will do my best, and thank you for the donation. explosivo? i don't even know what that is. that's what it says. i have not seen that item.
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yeah. if you need to confirm its existence, i can find a seed that has it for you, because i got it in one of my episodes in my let's play. no, it's... my tears are cooler than brimstone right now. it's not the same. i know. it's gotta be legit. what you want is tech with brimstone. really? that shit's hype. like tech one? yeah. rubber cement brimstone too though. yeah. yeah, that too. of course. that's so good. i have 109 tattoos on my dick. impressive.
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shall we return to 100 million turret soy milk run now? alright, you're doing your... you know what? i'll join you. i'll do a lilith green mode run. that's pretty good. i'm not unlocking stuff anyway, so why not? you might like it though. i don't think i need a seed for this one, because i've already finished green mode as lilith. if you want to do my silly one, you can do that. nah, i'll start my own so i'm not like just on you but behind. yeah, that's fine. what is a teleporter 2.0? i teleport.
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i you know, it's like seeing like a family member at rock bottom or something. like i don't want to see azazel in this state. or right after a car accident. exactly. i want to remember him as he was at his height. i'll wait for him to recover and then we'll he's getting a closed casket for now. yeah. and then he's gonna reanimate in three days. 109 hours. starring james franco. greed's getting that full on eve treatment right now guys.
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i'm trying, that's what i'm doing right now for the next 7 hours, however long it takes. you fighting greed for eternity. it's worth it. delmoner. thank you very much for the subscription. hey, you know what's bullshit? what? when you double the multidimensional baby, it doesn't double the multidimensional baby. oh, that's messed up. yeah, i know. i guess he plays by his own rules. should i take d4 or should i not? do you want me to be lilith or not?
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but i can't do an australian accent so i've got to default to the new zealand one. oh no, duns cap! no! oh lord, what is this? this seems bad. i just got ipecac my reflection on lilith. here we go. woo! party time! who would want this? that seems faster when i slow dick him than when i fast dick him, honestly. just deep dick him, don't worry about this. one day i'm gonna get this fucker. ah, stop donating your keys!
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i'll try not to the donation machine for a floor. hmm. no, i want my money in the machine maybe pajamas. okay, this is gonna be interesting. oh, i don't have dunn's camp. i have tumor transformation. that's oh all right. here we go double ipecac lilith my reflection black lotus. it's a freaking black lotus. i found it really i
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i don't know if it's worth it. my sanity. yeah, might want some variety at some point. what is this? sorry, pardon me? i've got like a big nuclear symbol. around here we say, what are those? i got a nuclear symbol and an x ray visor together. this is weird. it's like farming in wow. this is much faster. with two coins per? fuck your sanity, it's worth it, it's faster. wait, was milk worth it or not worth it, nick?
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nick why don't you provide me with a seed? yeah, michael al fox may join us. you wanna do something weird and play a challenge with me? no, because youtube will be very mad if i do a challenge not on the youtube file. don't do everything they tell you to do, they're stupid. they pretty much pay every single one of them. they're still stupid. uh, let's see... maggie on greed mode? uh, i don't want to be like...
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alright, what can i say? maybe we could do like hard mode, we did three hours of green mode yesterday. well, i mean i want to unlock things, but let's try something then that i can still do about isaac on hard mode. there's a thing. isaac? you have stuff to do, isaac on hard mode? i haven't done hush yet. that's fair. i mean, i don't want to unlock anything, so this is perfect by me. provide me with a seed at your endeavor, at your leisure. kets, k e t s, for show.
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and to celebrate, i'm gonna do a cross country gta 5 tour with bear taffy after the stream. you guys keep calling it cross country. yeah, well it's a country, right? i just want to let you know that grand theft auto 5 does not model a whole country. it barely models a whole county. dade county, florida. uh, unfortunately it's not dade county. then it would be... grand theft dade county. i mean, there's still like, autos involved. you're in a cycle across...
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we're gonna go around the whole world. you're gonna cycle across the entire grand theft auto 5 map. yeah, and it's gonna be awesome. that sounds like it could be. i'm not trying to tear you away, you know? as long as i'm not being required to officiate, you guys can do whatever the heck you want. no, you are. i just didn't tell you yet you're required to be there. well, no is the answer to your implied question there.
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i understand you, but you have my blessing nonetheless. it's like when people go out running, right? and they want to get some fresh air? i just don't do that, so i go out biking inside a video game. sure, yeah, i mean i can understand the therapeutic elements of it to a certain extent. i'm sure there are people out there that are gonna be pretty stoked about that. it's like a really good looking desert bus. pretty spoked about that! pretty spoked about that.
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like, right after this i'm gonna record some races and then, you know, probably like a quick dinner, then kayden i'll stream for a while and then i'll go to bed. but i hope that, you know, i hope that whatever it is you're looking for you find it on your journey through the, you know, santa barbara county. i just like to implicate you in things you don't want to do. that's alright, i've learned to say no as a result of this and i've gotten more comfortable with that idea.
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no, probably not. although it depends like all other things being equal it would probably pay for itself by giving you an eternal heart at some point but i didn't want to put myself in too low of an hp position. nick there are two shoots. i saw that too i don't know why there's two shoots. where is it trying to take me? where do you think there's some kind of like 109 j going on with that? yeah, there's always 109 shoot if i've learned anything which is debatable in and of itself.
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i'm gonna be thinking about that for like a year now actually. please do, yeah, take your time. chat, what are you mad about? you want me to take the cancer trinket instead of the bouncy trinket? well, alright. but when people get mad about it, i'm gonna tell them the names of everybody who wanted me to take this. it's gonna take a long time, it's gonna be a real damper on the rest of my evening to be honest with you. what the hell? what's up? this... what? this room is broken!
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oh, another judgment. jeez louise. one of these days. you won't want to wake up? no, i think i'm like... everybody sucks. that's one of those days. this is one of these days. two completely different things. you have to pack a chainsaw? i've never even used a chainsaw. to be honest with you, i wouldn't trust myself with one. me either.
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thought you could but you can't i believe you cannot yara the error runes even if you could i mean, what are you hoping for bring like a single? you know key in there or something like that then double it unlimited numbers of times. i want to make infinite years yeah, i mean say it's like having unlimited money, but no stores man so you got a no mouth and you need to scream or whatever. yeah ten thousand spoons on your fucking knife. oh
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it seems like one of those items you're oftentimes waiting on being like is this is it good enough? and i don't know do i want to fight the hush on this run. i'm kind of over hush for now that's why i signed up for it, but i'm gonna probably not be able to or i'm gonna do it and die that's like i hate doing it and dying i mean like i have an awesome run and then you fight a boss for whom that is irrelevant and then you know i don't have an awesome run anymore um
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are you not at the end anyway, basically? i'm at womb 2, or utero 2. yeah, but like the end of your life. i have six lives of one health each. you beat mr. fred with one life. i did beat him. yeah, well you just did, give it a try. you can still win. just my damage is so low it sucks. well, you know, make a judgement call. yeah, i'm fine with that, i'll quit. uh, i kinda don't want to start tower climb super early though.
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okay, this run is now. it's removed me from my salt crust. there are real dreams on this run. and i'll f that item. this item is great. great for flavor at least. you know, it's like a seasoning. you wouldn't want to eat a whole, you know, a whole pound of garlic salt, but you throw a little bit in your chili and you're gonna be proportionally pleased, i think. you're that excited about marked? yeah, man. it's pretty good. you never have to worry about firing again. you just aim.
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effectively i still just aim at what i want to shoot anyway and most of the time i dodge out of the way of my my line of sight with the enemies, but i don't know man. i feel like marked is probably indisputably the most powerful item in the game if i'm being honest not in the least facetious you wouldn't even put it like top three just the top item why settle for third when you could be first? okay, ambitious
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i don't remember having brimstone. you got it on that mom's knife azazel run. oh, that is true. all right, i can stop misrepresenting that then. that's my mistake. i forgot i had mom's knife. all right, i was azazel and then i got mom's knife and was like this cancels brimstone and then i got brimstone and i was like this cancels mom's knife. you got chocolate in my peanut butter. i'm sorry to say i re rolled the best item in the game, nick. i'm fine with it. you can do that if you want. it's your life. we all gotta fight the stain at the end.
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it's uh... one day, one day we'll get this d4, man. this d4 will get us to where we really want to go and we'll walk in the sun. yeah, i'm getting off this floor. sorry, dice room. can't happen. this is not quite enough damage to be excited about. deps won at 14 minutes, says they could still do a hush. uh, yep. i would agree. thank you very much, lauda, for the 13 months in a row. oh, lauda.
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i don't think i want to let you anyway. i don't even know what that means to be honest with you. it's like slimy and gross in there. pardon me? in the boss rush room. what did you think i meant in my pants? i don't know, it's all slimy in there. what do you think i thought? what do you think i thought? this run is still hot trash, but with the d4, if you just go far enough... oh, it was off the chain, but off the chain in like a bad way for once. i miss shooting myself. mmm.
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i figured out what was wrong with my shoot to whoop by the way. you have to press the direction you want to shoot still, not just use the crosshair. okay, what about this run? this seems pretty bad. what about this one? you know you can bomb reroll machines. i've forgotten that actually, thank you. i heard they break now though. yeah, but they break with coins as well so... oh, this one seems pretty good. yeah, this one seems good enough to take. crawling familiar as super bomb? is it really?
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what happened to perthrow? i perthrowed guppy's head into the d7. suicide king card, i want to use it but i got nothing to use it on. oh my lord, i'm taking some very dumb damage. 21 minutes... yeah, i think we're gonna cut it a little close, i gotta hurry up. you didn't have to get an xl. i'll reroll it when i'm almost dead, you freakin'... you chat... anger people. you didn't get an xl on the wound, did you? uh, yes i did. oh, that'll help.
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alright, i'm just gonna shout out some donations here. we've got a few of those. thank you to spacewalesonice for the $5. it says, get a tandem bike mod for you and bear. it'll be so romantic heart. if there was such a thing that would actually be so hilarious that i would want to actually do it for real. yeah, nick is really gonna read the donations during the ads again. i'm sorry. furiouscinnabon for the $5. hey nick, just wondering if ryan has commented... that i don't know about.
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what happened on the subway? elbows or something? just slowness. they've been doing a lot of track upgrades and stuff lately. so they have to run at a fairly reduced speed. i respect it, but it's also frustrating at some times. yeah. they don't want to snap everybody's neck simultaneously, i guess. wow. i'll do that for them if they want. there you go. it's easy money. he beat me. that was rebirth?
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oh i already installed it. wow i'm ahead of ryan. even though i'm behind ryan. ahh, tower climb. took me a while to figure out an optimal controller layout for this game because it's got too many buttons. like uh, i should be using my 360 controller? if you want. i mean, i got away with a keyboard before but i moved over to controller this time. i think it'll be better. i mean i generally prefer the... yeah. the uh, whatchug of the controller. i can sit back, relax.
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alright, it's like letterbox and pillar box for me right now, so i need yeah it's gonna be fine when you start the game the pillar boxes or the letterbox you're gonna go away i'd like i want to start the game zed shift control
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oh man, i want jump to be a, why can't it be a? it can be a. did we originally set jump to left trigger? no, i set it to a. oh dear lordy. so, do i have to exit the game to change this shit? yep. i believe so. well, i beat the tutorial, jesus christ. it was a little tricky. i think it kinda hurts to fall out of form. dude, these controls are so bad. it's the only thing i don't like about this game, everything else is fine.
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i thought a yellow is what blows stuff up. is that a speed or a... temple bar? okay, i get what they want me to do here. i thought i was supposed to eat that berry thing to jump higher, but they wanted me to throw it under me so i could jump that way. yeah, yeah. i don't want to be the bearer of bad news, but they do say that on the sign. i don't read signs. you don't read signs? no. i saw the sign. fox, what's your favorite ace of base song? uh, i don't have one.
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i'd recommend not going to the curse room. that is correct. dj khaled is unfortunately from miami, but we'll take him if you guys don't want him. all he does is win. justin bieber is, well, he has rapped, but mostly that was probably the result of usher's influence, so... i would count him as a canadian crooner, more so than a canadian rapper, but...
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maybe the ingest server didn't accept your stream. exactly, it's doing that thing that twitch does whereas like hey. it didn't accept my stream? yeah, it's like you're live and you're sending us your shit, but we're not sending it to anybody else because it's like. they're just collecting it like hoarders. i don't want them to do that. you really shouldn't honestly. you should write to john carnage and ask him about it. you should write to john cena and ask him how he feels about being a living meme. potato salad?
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yeah john, you think john cena's never had a birthday? you guys get any bombs for these tinted rocks? i want them. oh shit dude, i got one! yeah dude, if you build it they will come. actually, let's ignore the fact that it was like mathematically programmed to drop there, but still. which bomb did you guys get? i got the black bomb that you used to blow up a rock. i got the one with the key as well. if you got the gold bomb, let us know, because that one's pretty solid. yeah, that's useful. you can make a lot of tintos happen with that.
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see, i have still, i don't understand the purpose of a rug. it's like they cover hardwood. yeah, but why don't you just have hardwood? like hardwood is very... i don't know, why don't you just put it on your jeans? because you... cold feet, man. you don't want to have cold feet. i'd rather just buy slippers. they're like a mobile rug. you can have both. slippers is like a rug to go. i like that a lot. that's very dimitri martin of you, actually. i appreciate that.
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i don't want to eat dirt on my pizza. i have like a textural problem with mushrooms as well. it's like you bite into it, it's like biting into like a freaking tongue on your pizza. and you're like, i don't want to bite into this tongue. yeah. i don't like tongue then. are tongues mushy? if you replace that tongue with like some extra salted italian meats that are not tongues. yeah. some italian meats are tongues though, yeah. that's true, but fungus is like, you know, it's nature's tongue. yeah.
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i got nature's tongue right here. that doesn't make any sense. on my mud flap. yeah. can you use temperance with blue baby hearts? well, yeah, you absolutely can. you don't want to do that though. you could. there are some times where it might be the right decision. don't you want to bring it to like the chest secret room and then use it there? or blow it up there? i don't know if that works, but...
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i'm at half a heart. nah, you guys are... you'll get it. how do i get keys? there's no way to get keys on this floor. i'm more interested in how you spent the keys. i use bombs or key and then don't have to use. oh, okay. yeah, that makes a lot of sense. it's not... yeah, i mean i didn't want this to happen, but it's what happened. you guys notice the poop has been buffed a little bit? what... how does poop work?
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you threatened that your girlfriend's a better isaac player than you? she's probably a better isaac player than i am. aw, i died! i got poofed on. aw, sorry, gosh. i just gotta restart. do i restart on that same seed? i mean, you can... no, i didn't. you should probably not do that seed if you want to unlock stuff, but... okay. oh yeah, that's right. consistency's sake, nick and i can stick this one out, i think. alright, new seed. m0cql1aj. superpride, hook me up, man.
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yeah, lambs are sheep. they're baby sheep. lambs are baby sheep or are lambs and sheep two different things? they're baby sheep. i'm quite entertained by you guys trying to figure this out. but like when you go to a restaurant they're always like a lamb. they don't say like... you want the baby meat? it's tender. you know veal? they freaking lock that baby calf or whatever down.
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nothing you want to get here with the class. yeah call back to the old heat situation. oh, i see. yeah well, i mean you'd if you'd watched it with subtitles on you might have enjoyed it more. it's possible yes, but you know if having subtitles on keeps me from asking someone or someone from asking me you know what would they just say first said yeah, then i'll just be like that's like a win win right there that is actually really convenient. i never thought about it like that. oh
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you're getting lost. i accidentally pressed a q. that uses your card. yeah, i didn't want to because i had like, i just killed like the mini boss room and then i used it after all the enemies were dead and it was like, your tears follow the enemies. oh yeah, that's good. yeah, i mean it's a good card. it's not the opportunity time to use it, you know what i mean? was it the magician? yeah, it was the magician. i had a feeling based on your description. mmm, that's good.
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a few fs on this run, reasonably. you're getting f'd right now. i'm getting the little f's. getting... getting skyped! get out of here, skype. turn off notifications. i thought you used google hangouts. you don't even like... what do you think we're on right now, nick? what do you think? google hangouts? i don't know. yeah, i wish. we should try google hangouts for calling. actually, it's trash. you don't want to. yeah, why bother, man? yeah. discord is the new hotness anyway. what's discord? it's the new skype.
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but hey you ever see one of those you know inflatable cat inflatable catamarans and then you know rob like google's inflatable catamarans, and then it shows up in your skype ads. that makes sense to me. i want an inflatable katamari. that's way more sensible than some dude at microsoft hq listening in on the conversation being like alright put the inflatable catamaran in. what do they need a dude anymore? they freaking got siri for that. i don't buy it. actually, it's cortana. yeah, it's cortana. you know.
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this is how they say it is a breaker. they think it's cool. they still use ham radio cuz skype's garbage they don't want to get served the video ads based on their conversations. that makes the only your form of communication left pretty reasonable
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wajchb for the two months in a row. thank you very much. i don't know how to say your name you know i was unbanning a lot of people today, and i realized how few people seem to really write parsable twitch names yeah, a lot of just letters with no like camel case ever. you have to like literally would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity? yeah probably. it's not that bad. i mean who's blood? i don't want to like get like oh yeah. that's a good question actually. yeah. i mean what if it maintained your youth though?
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well, i don't know. do you want like hepatitis c if you maintain your youth? well if i live forever, what do i care about hepatitis c? i guess so. but then what if you passed your hepatitis c off to someone that you liked? well then can they live forever too if i just give them some of my blood? yeah? well this seems like it would be like if only you had this opportunity. not like the world. okay, well they didn't say that specifically did they dude? well they said would you drink human blood to retain your youth if you had the opportunity?
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which was a wild audience. was it all nine year olds drunk as hell? no, it was like there were a lot of like 30 year olds actually losing their shit. which was really surprising to me. like singing along to the classical music. people love frozen man, it's possible. and also like a lot of like 60 year old people who really hate computer animation and think that you know will never enter the golden age of animation again. i'm like you want me to guys heard of pixar?
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you know, open it up and get unlimited clean water anytime i want for like a fraction of a cent per liter. i'm not sure what those two things have to do with each other. it's get with the times, grandpa! oh, i'm joking. i do, you know, hand drawn animation is something else for sure. i wonder if i'm ever gonna like fight this boss or what. like, this run is actually horrible.
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mm hmm you're gonna bump it into these around my fucking testicles you know like that's basically isaac's heart does is like the most vulnerable part of your body isn't it basically takes your testicles and makes them follow behind you like a second slower than you actually move that's no good yeah, man, because you want your testicles there with you on your side as close to your body as possible probably your grundle well, i mean they should be together. yeah true love oh
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yeah, it was a lot of fun. me and bear are probably gonna ride bikes again later. not tonight, but eventually. you're gonna bike around again? you guys can ride bikes with us too if you want. you're welcome to. i appreciate the help. it was just like nice casual hangout time and then we got some random crap that kind of came up and made it funny too, so it was like win win. what are you talking about? me and bear, we did like a trip in gta 5 on bikes around the whole world. how was it? it was really fun.
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i have no qualms against that. and are there different limitations? like in one of them you can use barbed wire around your fist? oh, that'd be cool. you gotta know which one you're signing up for, because you want to end up in the wrong league. true. thank you also new spire for the $5 donation. nick, you're right. a few years ago google patented technology to target advertising based on recorded speech. it's not a stretch to say that microsoft is similar technology. that's what i thought.
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just also could be but thanks new spire for the info. did you guys hear about that new app called rumbler? yeah, someone just mentioned it. yeah, what's up with it? are you going to sign up for rumbler? it's like tinder, but for fighting. yeah, you just the the promo images they have for it are so good like the text is like hey, bitch i don't like your face want to throw down and then the dude's like it's on meet me in the parking lot behind the deli and i was like
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i was like, man, out of all that, all i could think of was like, that poor deli owner. he's gonna be like, he's gonna be liable for this. i was telling nick, i was like, man, i really hope that there's like a spectator version to this. because i want to see people rumblering each other. dude, i would watch rumbler fiends all day. like tell me when someone's gonna rumbler, because i'm gonna periscope it. yeah, periscope that shit on your rumbler.
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i just hammered myself cause i didn't want that to be a thing. you disarmed me! that was fast. yeah? you blocked it. that was pretty good. i'll fuck off with this. i'm gonna save you, josh. save me please! save me, save me, save me from the squeeze!
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oh my lord! oh my god. pretty good spread. i always forget what causes the bomb to blow up. so i always press like x inside of y or y inside of x. so you have a red hold button and you don't lift up on the blue stripe when it's a one increment. i don't think i want any of these. oh they're fuckers. drak got at least two.
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it's like a second person shooter or something like that. yeah, i've never had to say it like that before, honestly. i don't think i've ever had to use that term. weirder's truly for ugly smile. and then in our final section we're going to be playing some quipla flash. shall we get started here? you want to get seeded up? i would love to get seeded up. cobalt, have you finished after birth? i have everything but the blinding baby which is bugged. aw, lame. so in that case, i feel like nick should probably provide a seed. yeah, i think i'm the furthest behind.
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i hope they don't change it and i agree it makes no sense if they get rid of it. what's the point? but you know like it took half of itself down that'd be fine or right don't give him any idea yeah i'm all for making the game more difficult. i i am too but i want to wait until i get everything unlocked first. yeah make it difficult as soon as i get lost
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all yara and teth for perthro. so good. i got spoiled, man. when we unlocked the other stuff, i was like, what is this shit? i don't want the all jizz. yeah, i don't want the one that gives me a minute of invincibility. that's actually the worst rune that we've got unlocked right now. one day. i think i'm just gonna have to do it. i mean, that's obvious i'm gonna have to do it, but i think i just have to do it the old fashioned way unless i wanted to leave my whole save.
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incoming so i don't want to spoil it but i i pretty much managed to scum my way out of the speed challenge in a way that i think people will actually be pretty pleased with another one that's really annoying was um oh i think it was oh nonce no actually maybe it was the guardian where i had placenta so i was like well i was like on the room before the mom's heart fight i'm like i could just sit here for 45 minutes and wait for my hp to regen how'd you do with the coin one
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i dropped art as soon as we could in high school. unfortunately, i wish that i was a better artist, but i'm absolutely terrible. like, no eye for graphic design at all. i can like picture what i want in my head and then make it look nothing like that on the paper. i'm like, my head, this is like picasso level shit, you know? oh.
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and then there was some more that i forgot after that, that was pretty cool too. so, i don't want to misquote that. thank you, duckstar, for the four puns. gotta eat the booty like groceries. i mean, he's got the hair for it. the booty hair? i guess, i don't know. i like that. yeah, there's some people trying to get me to get a perm and i'm just like, my dainty soft hair is not...
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all those items that you can pick up, like you can dump them into your junk file and it automatically goes towards whatever you want to build on your base. so it gives them a good use and the mod system for the weapon seems really cool. so... okay, so my little host head did just pop up. what? what? it actually popped up and it blocked a regular tier from hitting me. i have never seen that play. wow! that was insane. i wonder if they patched that in because i had never seen that even once.
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man, that dream felt so real. i was like, excited about waking up and going to kill like, ultra mega deathgreed. man. what is this demonic room? i haven't seen it. it's a button room. i'm almost at the point where like, i want to have like a separate fallout save file. because my thing with fallout since like june has been that i just do it on my subscriber stream. so once a week for three hours we play. which was fine with new vegas because it was like,
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i played for three hours like on monday and i was like i'm ahead of the curve and now i'm like i'm 200% behind the curve for everybody and i feel like the back seating is gonna be ridiculous so i almost want to have a second save file but instead i just drafted magic the gathering last night. there you go. oh yeah constant spoils, constant spoils. i've been spoiled the same thing like 20 times already.
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i've yeah, i've kind of like just accepted. it's gonna happen yeah, that's what i have done with back seating on anything, but isaac i'm like if it's nothing new if it's like a strategy game i just want to get good get up to the current curve like bring it on bring the tips on yeah the game i was like an hour in i think somebody spoiled like the most major plot point in the game for me and did they made a name on twitch to to yep, wow what a jerk yeah
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yeah, i've beaten two lost runs in a row, but... ooh, i have sad moms. but, uh, it's not easy. i think the highest i've ever heard of was three. yeah, i saw a three streak as well. with no resetting between just straight up run, run, run? yeah. i believe so, yeah. yeah, that's a good answer. that's how i want to spend my day. d7. i think i have not picked this up yet. this is the one where they drop things and then you can do the room over to get different drops.
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because i can destroy anything right now. i was just hoping to get dad's key, but i don't think it's gonna happen. i have at least four transformations. where's the boss? that way i can go do more rerolls after i kill it. usually it's in a room with a skull on the map. oh, okay. i don't want to roll it guys, it looks awesome! please! it's alright, we'll just get one more reroll and reroll our four items into four different items. this is fine, we're fine. i don't want the ludo. ludo's sticky bomb shots was like...
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are you done, cobo? i'm gonna forget me now and then kill the boss one more time and then... yeah, that's what i'm on to. you guys do that and i will hang out. have a nice little jer rune for it. it's just proof that the d100 is the best, man. depends how long you have. sometimes you get it at the last minute and not so good then. chat, you don't want me to do the speed challenge? because if i show you my challenges, tab, you're gonna be mad.
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are you giving me clues? oh my god, you're giving me so much hope again. why would you tell me all these things? i'm just not saying. no, i know, i just want to find cool things. and then the newest post that edmund made about the secret or whatever, which i haven't read the post, but apparently the first few lines, if you take the first few letters from them, it says, you are so close. is what it says. so... just trolling me. be sure to drink your ovaltine.
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are you using your custom levels? yeah man, i added a bunch. i got like five new ones today. i'm excited. custom maps... we'll say 10%. probably fair enough. is the game loud guys? i'm sorry. there we go. that kinda sounded like you were being rude to your chat. like, oh is the game loud chat? i'm too loury. you want me to turn it up a little bit? why don't you fuck up chat? is it too soft for you? yeah. you gotta pop up the sound levels?
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well, that's like jamarcus russell, like the famed nfl quarterback bust who lost all of his millions of dollars at the cheesecake factory. oh, that was vince young. oh, it was vince young who did that? at the height of his prosperity, if you want to call it that, i guess, he was spending, reportedly, $50,000 a week at the cheesecake factory. how much cheesecake can you eat? i don't think he was eating the cheesecake. i think he was tipping people incessantly.
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how do you get this cool stuff? oh! you shoot it open with the rocket launcher. and then you get the jet pack to fly up. take a shot and see what happens. there's another one. i'm gonna shoot it out of the air. did you do that? okay, i want you to do that. alright, let's try this again. i love that you've made a new game out of this. i wanna know if it's possible.
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i want to know what love is. me too. oh! gangster! oh, he filed bankruptcy after paying five million dollars in court fines. that's like a different story altogether. way more sense, yeah. oh, god damn it! no! alright, i'm free. i wanted to keep you alive. weapon? ah, okay. damn it. oh, i got a sword!
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i don't know man. this level is really wild. oh no! you have fire powers. i don't like your fire powers. i didn't realize you could make your own custom levels now, that's awesome. yeah, you make some too, we'll make a playlist together. woah! it's gonna be a platform level and you have to just jump to one little platforms. i don't want it! enjoy! oh no!
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yeah, hallie96, thank you for your subscription as well. that is an awful idea for a level and i love it. why don't you throw little boxes in the house? oh god, you can do whatever you want. run away, run away, run away. wow. oh, this is intense. chain gun versus nick's web gun. let's be honest, how is this gonna end? that's how it's gonna end. right there. wow!
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i don't think they were loose, i think they just like to dance in freaking private clubs, rob. hey, you probably have to be pretty loose to dance, you don't want to be all stiff, do you? alright, that's fair. kate, you wanna be my hero? you wanna be my hero, baby! baby! wow! give me some sparkly hi! she dodged that. what?! my maps are not on the workshop yet, but i will upload them when i get a pack of ten. i'm pretty close, i think i got seven now. i got a pack of ten at you.
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oh, i want to burn you so bad. i don't even know where my duck is. no! oh, wow! oh, oh no! i like iv, that's my favorite roman numeral. i like i i i. god. napalm everywhere.
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but we had it last week. we can hike in in alpaca. yeah! yeah, i'll be there. good thanksgiving. quack quack. eat a next weekend? this weekend. except it's not a turkey, it's a duck. i just realized i'm an idiot. you can eat duck if you want, who cares? close enough! thanksgiving, fuck it, whatever. you could eat dove. you could eat rock dove. you get rocked up. derpsgiving. i wouldn't suggest that you get rocked up.
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i figured a lot of people would be throwing them everywhere so they'd like build up faster but it seems like it's just like one person gets to it. back off nick! it's my brimstone! i kinda want that item though. don't look. don't look. oh! it worked! the turkey cannon! the turkey is worky! boom. that's a spartan laser man. that is an official boom. don't you all pack a fail me chad.
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i forgot, do we join now or not join yet? yeah, you can join now. okay. all three. that is actually a solid code. mm hmm. it is top notch right there. alright, so for my chat, all i have is my face cam right now. you're gonna wanna go watch northernlion for this, but you can stay in my chat if you want. we're gonna be answering silly things and i can't show you the questions or my answers because it ruins the game, but you can vote over there too and you can play along.
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also, there's a character named linkle now. so yeah, there's like it's like a female link, right? yeah, i'm not really sure where that came from but there it's a thing now i know there was like i don't want to say uproar necessarily, but there was like a clamoring for it last year and and maybe that is what is resulted in it actually coming out next they just have to make like a female zelda and then they'll have all of the
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this is incredible. i can't believe it still works. old school jimmy rustling is what that is. it's better than the like, i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow thing. oh, that was bullshit. wait, what is that one? you know, that's the one where someone had to put chet goes, nl, i want to watch the show, but i have a 100 word essay due tomorrow. and then everybody in chet goes, 100 words? that's only like two sentences. like what do you do? i do like a thousand word essays every day in my program. and you're like, yeah.
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i, uh, at the grocery store i accidentally picked up light herb and garlic cream cheese. yeah. and then when i was about to, like, leave the dairy aisle, i was like, hold up. don't be trying to punk me like this. i want that full fat herb and garlic cream cheese. i'm okay with it. and then i got it. you know what's ridiculous? i hear you say i picked up and i immediately think the next words out of your mouth are gonna be an isaac item. like, i've heard you say those words so many times. that's fair, yeah. that's silly. ooh, quarter. i understand where you're coming from there.
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i'm sick of these goddamn anime sword guys in smash. to be fair, there are a lot of anime sword guys in smash. you got, well i mean they're not necessarily all guys, i don't want to offend anybody, but you know, you got your mards and your roys and your shulks and your, i don't even know what i thought a shulk was that little turtle thing in this.
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lost holding holy mantle seems to eliminate the point of the lost right i mean yeah, but also maybe they don't care now that's one of those things that i think is like a philosophical like it's an intellectual debate that i without being dismissive i just have like no patience for it it's like do you want you want the trophy for the lost being done, and you did it when it's hard like congratulations i did what do you want to want to have like another character? that's actually like semi viable and unique i
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like i would prefer if the lost was a character that was still difficult and unique, but people weren't like, oh i'm never gonna touch it again now that i've finished it. it was this immense pressure that i didn't want on my mind to know that i couldn't beat these things so i had to rise to the occasion, right? couldn't just leave it.
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you know, they don't know what they want sometimes. so i get that that's just a reality of a community that has like hundreds of thousands of players in it. but, um... i kinda like, you know, do you want the loss to be hard? because like when the loss was impossible, everybody on the subreddit was like, or it seemed like everybody on the subreddit at least, was like, the loss is bad game design, i hate it! and then, you know, they're like, well, what if we get the loss to holy mantle? and people are like, too easy! you know? like, what do you think, we're babies? i already did the challenge. they're like, well...
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expand the krampus item pool, but well we can only hope well. i told him about a year ago we can hold on to that. hope like we do for new metroid games, but i will say you know i don't want to i don't want to act like i'm necessarily responsible for this but another thing i harped on was like the golden chess pool should have more items and now stevens in there and
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alright, that's like. that's a great change. that's killing two birds with one stone golden chest pool is larger and also an item that never showed up shows up more frequently now i've even seen black liver and our plaque liver black lotus and raw liver several times so yeah, it's looking good am i guaranteed a battery in the hush shop. do you know probably not guaranteed right? uh i think it's just the same odds as any other shop so they really want to use a chaos card on mom's heart but i think it shouldn't
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and all forthcoming bosses will suffer my wrath. bumbo? okay, i'll try and give bumbo all the coins from now on, i promise. is this a new meme? have i discovered the bumbo meme? i think you've discovered the bumbo meme. okay. are you undiscovered the bumbo? you discovered a new meme starring bumbo. oh, is this the guy that turns into like a super beggar or something? i believe so, yes. alright, that makes sense why they want me to give him coins so bad. umm...
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well, it's not carried away. we haven't even got linkle yet. all right, bumbo. you want some more coins, buddy? there you go. why is his name so easily to easily memeable? it's perfect. how many coins should i give bumbo? 109. i mean like does he ever get here you go. does he ever get strong? oh here he goes look at him go. oh, he's he's fucking happy about that. i just gave him 10 cents and now he's shooting.
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does he get stronger from this point onwards? because like max all round. yeah, yeah, we're on the same wavelength here for sure. i want to give him more but there's no more coins. i'll just clear this floor. he wants coins. i'm gonna give him coins. this is max level bumbo. okay. oh. so i will bumbo.
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yeah, you should feed bumbo. bumbo's already fed as heck. are there bosses here? cuz i'm just blazing through them. i can't see him. suicide king card. oh, that could be fun. i see, i see. i'm thinking of odd mushroom. why not take bob's brain? you have pyro. bob's brain is a good item and i don't want to disrespect it by having to compare it to bumbo constantly.
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pass them on to kate and, oh holy mantle, she's been giving them away on her afterbirth streams. i think we may still have some left, but i've basically left her in control of those. so if you watch our stream tonight at 9 p.m. pacific standard time, you will probably be able to have a chance. just want to say thanks very much to lady acastamere for the generous dollar donation. just saying thanks to us for making her laugh and my condolences her grandma passed recently, so.
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really wish that were a demon judgment. oh. let's go with womb shop ultra greed. womb shield shop ultra greed. womb she again, shoal still has an item room. yes. yeah, the only one that doesn't is just the shop. good to know. don't really want anything here, so we'll reroll everything. mom's purse i don't think is good enough. so we'll pick up a battery.
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and one in which you've already taken damage. fair enough. or not taken damage, you know what i mean. yeah, you're about to be in problems. yes. these are not spoilers for the daily challenges. yesterday you can't do it anymore. unless you got a tardis or something. you could like come on and step it up if you want to. but yeah, i was just thinking in the event that i'm trying to get the hush or megasaten done, deforming with polyphemus is probably not a great idea.
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can you eat eden's blessing multiple times? huh. eh, why not? come on, step it up. i think the best you could do is maybe like, car battery diplopia eden's blessing? maybe? yeah, yeah, i guess that would be it. and i don't know if those two things even work together. that's where i'm coming from as well, i have no idea. oh, another guppy item! wonderful. i didn't want any spiders out of that, you dirty dog. blank card again?
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there's no way to manipulate the game to get diplopia to show up more than once i would assume. ah, that's a... that's a... because then you try to diplopia the diplopia and then, well, i don't know what you do after that. i did, uh, i missed my chance for bff bumbo. i apologize. well, that's not necessarily true. it could come back if we reroll aggressively. we need the coins! we need bumbo to stop taking every single coin if we're gonna get it. that is not true. we need... there we go. we got 15 cents. bumbo, you can do whatever you want now.
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well, if it was offensive, i apologize. i've never heard the term before. it was not meant to be rude, but i understand if you feel that it was. i'll go. we got a steam sale. bumbo want coin. you may take the coins, bumbo. thank you also rainkitty for sticking around for 15 months. much appreciated. and thank you for being my mod as well. freaking bombs explode instantly. get out of here.
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don't be scared. it's okay. if you've done other people's yards, what's wrong with doing your own? well i mostly just don't want to be outside for too long because there's a chance somebody in my neighborhood might try to talk to me. oh, i know that feeling. yeah, fair enough. alright, now just stay inside. the leaves will just disintegrate. yeah, i'm hoping that's what'll work out. it will, i guarantee. it's good for the grass, yeah. it's fine. it's good for the grass, good for the gander. good. alright, well i get to get rid of that problem now, i guess.
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daaahhh... cat! damn it. that's it. did you just extend leaping cat? look at my leaping cat. look at my weeping cat. it's like a doctor who enemy. i kind of don't want this game to have a level progression system. well, you're getting one. so enjoy it. it's also got pewdiepie! pewdiepie! you do have that sick pewdiepie emote, so... yeah, might as well use it. rock pewdie.
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so we're just not going to do the stream and instead of like making a sloth character we're just going to like add an alt skin that you can tell people about for the shark man it's like you know what that's fair. so that is i do have my own skin in the game it's just not there yet. all right the idea is there this is not me throwing shade at tiny build you know everything at pax gets gets fucked up basically dude throw all the shade who cares i still want the sloth
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the sloth, i have to, i can't be mad at them because the sloth did not look right. i want it because it doesn't look right. it was just a brown streak. and like a sloth he's like a cobalt and brown streak together for the first time. a bipedal sloth does not look right. like, oh no! did he have the fucked up claws and everything? yeah, and the claws were just like dragging behind him like he wasn't even really running. oh no.
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it's real weird. so they're just gonna put glasses on sharkman or something. we'll be okay. how many crate blocks did you guys get that round? we're gonna need some drills to get into those. oh, i get it. it was a bit overkill to make that joke, i'm just saying. there, you saved it! look, it's old speedrunners music. you guys know we have to hate a new developer now, right? oh really? yeah, which one do you want to do today? i can't wait.
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what's the plan? oh, i want to hit blam beer. i don't yeah, what's the deal man? i'm good. you can't trick me rob you were the one who said blam beer you know i thought for a minute there rob was the one at first who had said it no but then he asked me if i'd said it the whole time hello, it's all very confusing. hi. how's it going? oh?
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