Quotes about “Walmart”
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3283.840
can i have a whopper? oh, we only have big max here. what are those? yeah, this is getting better every time. darren the mean dad here at walmart. i have to pee so bad, but this run is just too strong. i can't tear my face away from it. yo, i'm gonna lose against ultra greed like 100%. i can't lose this armada. it's too beautiful.
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8318.740
$2 american at a shop near me. are you kidding me? $2 boosters for zendikar? that's uh... madison's shop is doing that as well. that's... that's ridiculous. it's like super cool for them, yeah. and they were able to price match it over a lot of the us as well. oh my gosh. you just take the ad to walmart and be like, hey, you know, this place is selling it for two bucks. and they're like, all right. we'll match that. oh, i stole my power up.
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2464.320
yeah, they're already playing like christmas music in the frickin stores like walmart and stuff. i'm like yo, it's not even thanksgiving yet. like can we put skipping holidays? that was the geneva convention rule is like you can't play christmas music until american thanksgiving's over. that's i mean they're getting ahead of themselves man.
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2096.620
yeah, maybe it's about time. i mean, it's not like an entitlement based society at all. we should have entertainment when we shop for food too. i agree. that's why it's great at walmart. they've got, like, tvs everywhere playing commercials while you walk around. that's entertainment. because that would just... it would make me so much angrier if he, like, ate half of a sandwich with four different kinds of meat on it and was like, this fucking sucks. i would actually...
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3811.820
it's so whatever. it's so depressing. you go there and it's just all these shops for like old ladies contemporary clothing and i'm like if you don't because like this is this is a problem with napanee as it is for a lot of canadian cities is walmart built uptown.
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3975.720
duck dastardly thank you very much for the subscription wait i live i live just outside of vancouver and there's a new walmart coming up outside my house is mouth my neighbor mouth wishes he lived in vancouver he lives in he lives in you know burkina faso. i have nothing against vancouver for the most part what do you have against burkina faso? that is it's the country well learn something new every day. oh
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2627.960
as long as you didn't let her bring any beef jerky or blood sausage into the country. there was no blood sausage, no beef jerky, no tallow, no lard. and as long as she's not doing any differential equations on the airplane. oh, i made sure to let her know not to do those. hey, lynn, just so you know, we're on terror alert old banana here. if you could not do math on the airplane, that would be fantastic. walmart has a chart for bananas.
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2816.540
it's like trying to walk underwater, you know? you gotta use a lot more muscles there. and think of all the times the gravel got stuck in your bike tire and how mad that made you. it was non stop. that's why we're rocking like, you know, $30 bikes from walmart, you know? yeah, replaceable. exactly. it's called a shulvery? either. my arms just hang from my torso. i'm like rayman, my hands just float about a foot away from my body.
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7548.620
let's see what pokemon are in my area. what pokemon are in your area, chat? let me know. rattatas. there's a sandshrew near me. pitties. you know what's not near me? pokeballs. yeah. but you're going to walmart later, right? apparently. also, don't have gps right now. oh, that sucks. drication of the earth. satellites. fucking shit. drowsies. aw, dude, i want to get a drowsy. there's diglett's near you?
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1559.940
yeah, we walked to walmart once for our eighth copy of diablo 2 since... you know, if you lost your cd for diablo 2, you were shit out of luck. you had to go buy a new copy. you had ten fucking cds of diablo laying around. 600 megabytes, man. yeah, man, and now you can just go online? people just take that shit for granted. was that a 3 dister?
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1591.900
yeah, so if you lost one that's how they made all their money. that's how i made their company startup money kappa just selling you know refurbished diablo cds or whatever. how do you lose a cd? it's very simple you're taking cds out of your disk drive all the time because that was the only way you could digest media back in like the late 90s early 2000s then you forget what put it in the in the cd book that you bought from walmart or something like that and yeah, i
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4735.640
really? yeah? like i think locals are not not into it. hmm. oh, lynn wants to go to the maid cafe. yeah, i see it. i don't get it, but i just want to go for the novelty, really. no. my cat has gotten himself stuck inside of a walmart bag? what? you should free him. is he gonna hide?
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4758.660
no, he's like stuck in the hooks just running around with it on him. in the hooks?! in the hooks of the walmart? the the the loops, whatever. the handles. yeah, there are handles around the hooks! you're putting hooks in your cat, man. i think they're random shape. they're not hooks! they're definitely not hooks. at the end of the last saw movie when the guy pierces pectoral muscles to lift up to try to let his girlfriend out of the freaking flambé machine, those are hooks. the harambe machine.
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so i try not to go there super often and sometimes i just don't have it in me to drive half an hour both ways to go to like walmart or a shopping center. right, yeah. so that is kind of why i buy weird things in groups at times. well, what was your most recent grocery trip? give me a tale of the tape of your most recent car. yeah, i got some lunch meat, i got some sushi, and it's not just grocery store sushi, it's they have an actual kiosk there. i got some fruit, i got a bunch of different drinks. what do you mean, some fruit?
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