Quotes about “Waka waka Africa”
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painful to watch. yeah, bad people are like i love shakira. they're like number one album probably goblin number two shakira's greatest hits. she's got that zootopia song whenever wherever underneath your clothes waka waka this time for africa. she's probably the second most important artists slash tax evader of our time or whatever she might have been acquitted. i can say whatever i want. first amendment. you a hater? no, i'm just not a glazer.
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lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. she's just spittin'? what the hell was she talking about when she said, waka waka, this one for africa, bro? she's not on 12 vicodin smokin' that scooby doo dick, okay? i understand the reference. do not make this jump yet.
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waving flag. i thought canada was going to get its chance on the world stage to make its media presence felt. and instead, all of a sudden it becomes shakira's bop, waka waka, this time for africa. that was the world cup with the vuhu xelas, yes. it was indeed. best world cup? i don't know. i think i have fond memories... you got me, kid. i have fond memories of the 2002 world cup because i was in eighth grade
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i don't even see it anymore. i am one movie away from a hundred. i don't know what i'm going to watch tomorrow, but i'll tell you one thing. it might be a hundred minutes long instead of 90. what european country did spain defeat in the 2010 world cup final? i actually should know this. that was waka waka, this time for africa. spain defeated portugal in like the quarters. did they defeat the netherlands?
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i'm hearing this shit at work? i gotta hear this shit at work? where do you work? do you work at like a retirement home or something? even then i feel like the boomers aren't fucking with joey, man. they're like, play rainy day women 12 and 35. they're playing waka waka this time for africa. yes sir. aye, aye. old people would probably love to like learn a dance to that song and then dance it if i had to guess. it's literally fox news 24 7.
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i stole all of our tunnel. just the hardest step. safe. probably gonna save. i should have gone back and played some socks. damn. final round. best time of year. it is the best time of year. the world cup. the world cup i'm hearing. waka waka dead hey hey. it's time for africa again. la da da da da da hey. move!
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hey, what do you think is the worst song that you still have to hear from time to time? i'll start. waka waka, this one's for africa by shakira. i can, for some reason, i cannot ask. okay, dance monkey is really, that's a really good choice because that song shows up often enough to be like this shit again and is bad enough to be like not this shit again.
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weekend is just as popular but he mogs her? okay, but that wasn't the question. the question is what's the like worst song that you hear and you're like not this shit again. and i named the worst song of all time, waka waka, this time for africa. and now you're saying taylor swift isn't as good as the weeknd. who gives a fuck? that has nothing to do with the conversation. i didn't bring up the weeknd at all. there's no weeknd songs on the playlist either. i don't give a fuck about him.
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look at how far you moved the goal posts in like 5 sentences. now i would take the weekend any day of the week over waka waka this time for africa. that should go without saying. i shouldn't even need to say that explicitly. but you're not on point with waka waka? quick question, how old were you when waka waka came out? if the answer is like
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so there's no shot, i'm going to argue with someone who appears to be 24, but it's actually an 11 year old's opinion. i'm not wasting my time with that bullshit, okay? so if other people who were adults when waka waka this time for africa came out, want to have a conversation, if they think it's good and we can meet as peers, as equals, that's something. but if you're like, it went crazy at the fourth grade dance, you sit your ass down and shut up, okay? how old were you when it came out? 22.
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where you getting this from are just vibes. i got people with grey pubes in my chat telling me that waka waka this time for africa is like their favorite song ever. it's just music, it's not that serious, but still, like what the fuck is wrong with you? like if you're getting calls from your doctor's office that like you should come in, we can't be talking about waka waka this time for africa, bro. we gotta be talking about some different sort of shit.
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1101.540
beats the fucking bricks off of waka waka this time for africa. this song sounds like i'm watching a disney musical. are you talking about waka waka?
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they love waka waka on the water, man. they'll be like, you sail out to international waters, who knows what's gonna happen? what actually happens? having like eight piña coladas and then no one all the moves to waka waka this time for africa.
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too crazy with the apollo that the worst thing i would say about you is that you also seem like the kind of dude who maybe would be like fucking with pentatonix on ironically, but that's that has nothing to do with classic rock pentatonix anything pentatonix has ever done is probably worse than waka waka this time for africa if we're being honest. how do i do this guys?
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name a couple shakira songs, okay? whenever, wherever, hips don't lie, waka waka parentheses this time for africa, close parentheses. underneath your clothes, i remember that one. underneath your clothes, there's an endless story. that was, i went to one dance in the ninth grade and that was the last song. that was the slow dance. why you late today?
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like it's like a religion on the disney cruise. if they play the cha cha slide, i'm getting the fuck out of there. cause like three seconds into the song, it's that shit all day, every day, and it's waka waka this time for africa. and i just can't, i can't do it anymore. i can't bring myself to do it anymore. i can pick up a ring of lavender though. you're not fucking with waka waka this time for africa? no man, no! i'm not.
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like it's like a religion on the disney cruise. if they play the cha cha slide, i'm getting the fuck out of there. cause like three seconds into the song, it's that shit all day, every day, and it's a waka waka this time for africa. and i just can't, i can't do it anymore. i can't bring myself to do it anymore. i can pick up a ring of lavender though. spells are weaker but grants mana regen? sure man, why not? you again?
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you're not fucking with waka waka this time for africa? no, man. no! i'm just i'm not! are you? in 2025? of course i am! it's a really bad song in my opinion. woah! dude it's a fucking samurai! whatever, you die like the rest. you faked me out. you piece of junk. how's that plate armor feel now? that i've got crushing damage? the hell is going on? whatever, i'll slurp. there's no shot you punish.
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hey everybody, welcome back to another line of plays of binding of isaac adjford. plus we're crunching through these challenges relatively well. we got waka waka, it's time for africa, starring shakira. i'm not really starring. a3 ps, yd24. if you remember, waka waka. i don't know why in my head i thought it... actually i know why, obviously. it's a pac man reference. i thought it had the game kid, but it does not.
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