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Northernlion Live Super Show [11⧸18⧸15]
- 5539.920 this is three or four fights into a battle. yeah, he is stank at that point. the opponents don't agree to let rikishi do it. rikishi just does it to his opponents because he's trying to submit them. because the wwe is oh, yes. that was the premise of the joke. yeah. that wasn't the finisher, it was the signature move. yeah, that would be great if it was his finisher. like, he just put his ass in their face and they're like, nope. i give up. the end. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [1⧸18⧸16]
- 6256.880 games that are suitable for the show don't come out that often. we actually do like a pretty good job of looking for them. oh, wow. let's get out of the wwe. dude, if it would actually be suitable, that'd be sweet. is it not? i don't know. i was under the impression that it was like bad. that doesn't mean that it's bad for the show. yeah, that's what i'm saying. what are we talking about? wwe? oh yeah, i would always be willing to try that once. Search ↗
- 6323.740 i believe this. wow, okay, i dodged that for a while. yeah, that's quite a docket. don't starve darkest dungeon wwe. i got two lasers. oh, he got me! Search ↗
- 7302.060 see chat, this is why making donkits is harder than you might expect, because there's a lot of things in play. ryan, don't do it. that was a lot of good donges there, josh. whoa, you got me. i'm down with wwe. i'm not going to veto wwe. alright, sweet. we'll at least check it, i guess. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸1⧸16]
- 2765.960 picked it yeah, well i had an 8 inch cat and then i turned it into a theme. yeah, he's cat yeah is that a reference to former wwe wrestler china? i? don't know, but i love to hear the story about why it could be wait what i don't know i just thought it would fit it didn't fit at all Search ↗
- 3043.700 you see that one dude who made the nlss wwe things? yeah! we fucking lost ryan. did we? who did we fight? cobalt, streak and somebody else? nah, i thought it was, i think we fought nick and mathis. oh that's such bullshit. yeah! that's what i said dude. no offense nick, mathis will just drag you down man. yeah. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸15⧸16]
- 591.640 yeah, he was born to his parents. well, it depends on if he's in demon form or not. sometimes he's not. yeah. yeah, sometimes he's the corporate, what is that? the coo or something? yeah, chief operating officer. yeah. officer of the wwe. that's it. Search ↗
- 3158.040 i have nothing but respect for five dog, but he's not the front man. how many times has the rock three world champion? okay, you ready for golf? team canada. he's only had the wwe championship seven times. i thought he had it for 12. i mean, i guess, i didn't actually know. Search ↗
- 3186.540 i googled how many times has the rock been wwe champion and google said the most electrifying man in sports entertainment is also one of the most successful. to his credit, the rock has seven wwe championship reigns. five world tag team championship reigns. what? why does it say to his credit? i mean why isn't it? it's like vince mcmahon's credit, right? Search ↗
- 9557.100 you guys come over here. can you use rocks to bash people? yeah, oh the rock is one of the best weapons. you can tell me that. if you paint it blue, it's extra deadly. it's stoner bashing time. that's true of real rocks as well. you can paint it orange too, but it's... wwe champion. stoner bashing time. if you break open a blue rock, you could get two spirit hogs. is this the end of the cave? yeah, we beat the game. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸18⧸16]
- 5380.960 oh, i went way too hard on that for whatever reason. dude, i hate that hole. this one doesn't bother me that much. it's just like sometimes just get a little goofy with it. when is wwe 2k16 happening? so the new wwe is actually being developed for and coming out on pc. so we will perhaps pick that up. or is wwe 16 the one that came out last year? oh, it comes out in march. this is the one, 16. okay, apparently it comes out in push. pretty sure i've seen the emails around. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸22⧸16]
- 2818.960 it could be in like an open relationship. exactly. yeah, you're right. and like i think under specific circumstances, maybe that's one of those conversations they had late at night. he's like, well, is it cheating if i do it and it makes our daughter win the international international international national wwe championship? and then his wife dougie. fine. i'm tired. if you can find a way to kiss somebody that gives our daughter the intercontinental championship, then sure, it's not cheating. and he's like, all right. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [2⧸29⧸16]
- 7586.280 yeah, we play dragon ball xenoverse. yeah fuckers like negative 69% chance of that happening on the show i think wwe is going out. yeah that we could formulate a plan for yeah, i would i would be down for that we never have to worry about a docket again hours of w2k 16 over and over again. no it's isaac for an hour and then wwe Search ↗
Bootleg Solo NLSS (February 17, 2016)
- 299.360 i'll tell you some more people that i've never heard of outside of my facebook feed. who the fuck is black china? there's always black china this, black china that. what happened to regular china? joni lauer, former wwe wrestler. wrestler ist? i don't know, is there a feminine wrestler term? i don't think so, i think the demonym is the same. underground monorail. thank you very much for the subscription. who is machine gun kelly? i have no idea who machine gun kelly. Search ↗
- 2106.520 hush always takes a long time unless you get the chaos card. that's largely true, but i mean it's like, you know, it could be two minutes or it could be eight minutes depending on how your run looks. this is more of a two minute hush fight even though, temporally speaking, i know we're already like well past that moment. i hate tech x. easy there. don't cut yourself on that edge, former wwe wrestler of the same name. hey, we need to charge up the shots a little longer to actually hit here. that's okay. Search ↗
Northernlion Live Super Show [4⧸4⧸16]
- 2168.580 like this weekend on friday, there was nxt special. and nxt is like the developmental brand of the wwe. and there was a match between sami zayn and shinsuke nakamura. and it was like one of the best matches that you'll ever see in your entire life. it was fantastic the way that it was just done. that whole pay per view for nxt, the developmental, i think was better than the seven hours of fucking wrestlemania. Search ↗
- 2195.600 and so, in that product is so fucking great. but then you look at the actual wwe, like where they're supposed to go to after developmental, you're just like, eh, i kinda want you guys just to stay down here in developmental because it's actually fun to watch. which is something that i might start doing is just not watch monday night raw and just watch nxt instead. so, i don't know. thanks for the resub. i mean, i guess like, Search ↗
- 2223.600 since it is a scripted sport, there is like the chance that it just gets worse. like nobody ever watches like the lower nfl. there's like a weird like fifth wall. like we've broke through the fourth wall with professional wrestling. it's scripted. but now i think there's like another wall in which like the wwe knows that its fans hates them and they're just playing off of that. they're just like well. Search ↗
- 2251.960 yeah. the fans are a face and the wwe itself is now a heel. yeah, exactly. fuck dude, that's pretty sweet. yeah. i can get down with that level of bullshit. it's fucking nuts. what a funeral, thanks for the sub as well. so this nxt thing is just like if there was like a show and this is like a spin off show of that. is that it? yeah, pretty much, yeah. Search ↗
- 2306.500 if we reeked it for the sake of argument, we'll say that nxt is frazier while the wwe is cheers. okay, fair enough. i mean cheers is alright man. cheers is alright. i do not watch lucha underground but i want to because it's fucking even crazier than the wwe. Search ↗
- 2358.300 who? snoop dogg. he was invited to snoop dogg is fucking everywhere right now. he is inducted into the wwe hall of fame. so all sting had to do was give his entire life to wrestling, like put on that face paint every day until he was like 60. all snoop dogg had to do was show up? snoop dogg has been a part of like the wrestling community for a while. okay. so he's Search ↗
- 2384.500 there's like a celebrity sort of echelon to the wwe. okay arnold schwarzenegger was inducted last year and then yeah, yeah, maybe you'll be donald fucking j trump who knows it's possible it's like how your college can give like an honorary doctorate to some music. yeah. yeah, yeah, yes and aol x hangover. thanks for the resubscriptions nobody's saying snoop dogg's not cool. i just thought that was questionable. oh Search ↗
- 2519.620 i didn't make the ring man, i just choose who gets in the ropes. i'm gonna drop the ring into the volcano pretty soon. ryan's just the booker, he books the show. if i was on like wrestling, like wwe, i would probably be like triple h, i think. which is not the former world champion? well, i would be like, i'd probably be more like chris jericho or something like he won last night, he beat up aj styles. you know what, i would be kurt angle. that strikes me as more. Search ↗
- 2678.700 this guy's gonna make his debut in the wwe. i've been telling you guys since 2013, he's gonna be huge. it was like it was incredible to see i'm just saying, he was so stoked that his dream was finally gonna come true of being right about a wrestler. he's been talking about him for two years. a little over two years. it doesn't matter if he's wait, are we talking about the same dude? yeah, we're talking about the same dude, i imagine. all right. Search ↗
- 2773.300 and it came down to like the wwe and trump had his dude to face vince mcmahon's dude. whoever lost so this is a is this a real beef that became settled in a fictional way? i don't know the situation that well to answer. i want to say i want to wish that the answer to that question is yes because that would be amazing. but uh... Search ↗
- 3686.200 i didn't realize it either. oh man. did we ever figure out why that dude with the open head wound got the raw spaghetti jammed into it? no, was it wwe or? no, no it was some other wrestling group. i don't know what their problem was because that seems like really uncalled for. yeah. or why they had the raw spaghetti ready to go in the first place, because you don't just have that on hand on a wrestling ring. do you? Search ↗