Quotes about “Voicemail”
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2880.520
five summers, something like that, and it does something to pablo. laser life, super light beams, dan gheesling. hondo percento. oh, you guys want to hear the voicemail that dan gheesling left me on my phone the other day? yeah, you're allowed to play it. yeah, he told me i could play it, so if you give me a sec here, i'll pull it up. i feel like you would enjoy this, because it's so specifically something that dan gheesling would do to call me to say this to me.
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4647.720
first came roller coasters, second came turtlets. alright! hey dan! dan, where are you right now? no no no, i want i need everyone to know, he was waiting. he was waiting for a moment and he decided that was it. that was it. he went all in on that one. yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. it sounded like he had left you a voicemail again. yeah it did. that was on the phone, yeah. on to pimp a butterfly when dre calls at the end of the first song.
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1943.780
he's a clean looking dude. he's wearing like a single colored shirt and jeans. that's true. he always wears a red shirt as well. this is power color. yeah, he's gonna be the first to die in any kind of production. nick, can you play dan's voicemail again? i was hoping maybe he would send me another voicemail, but yeah, i mean if you really want me to i could. please, yeah. wait, i want to hear what this is all about. i feel like it's kind of lame repeating it though, but i'll do it anyway because you asked.
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2009.780
so then you're like the real gold man. kind of like silver surfer. that's the whole thing. that's it right there. i don't know what any of that means but i love it. i really like the introduction of that voicemail. it's dan. easily. hey it's ki ya dee. mundy.
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it's kind of nice though that i have this because it means i can just like listen to dan talk to me at any point. yeah, that's something that everyone needs in their life. if only he had some avenue online in which you could get endless hours of him speaking to you. no, but it's to me specific it's a gift to me. oh, i see. yeah. it's only for me except i shared it with all of you also. that's good though. i wonder what dan would charge would he do like maybe $10 a day for a daily voicemail? yeah.
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1365.580
yeah, yeah. this is the best. he did it again and i'm sure it was intentional. yeah, that time it was intentional. i'm almost worried that we've tommy wiseau'd it. and created like now he's too self aware and it's gonna lose a little of the luster but we'll see. i want him to do a little more each time he calls me just so eventually it's like dan. 30 minute long voicemail. he just played that for the nlss just a 3 hour long voicemail. yeah.
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happens to the best of us. don't poison me! i'm immune to poison anyway you scumbag! get out of here! get out of here! come chase me. come chase me. so if chat earns it, i do have a new dan geesling voicemail for us today. oh dude. they have to earn it though. i'm not giving it away for free. the last one made the subreddit beautiful for like maybe a week and a half. this one's long.
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yeah, you're wrong. you're wrong. you are. hey dan g! thank you very much for the first step of following me into the quarry. thank you for the subscription dan. and berserkmidget08 as well. hmm... nick, i want to hear this voicemail. uh, yeah, you know what? sure. i guess they've earned it. okay, let's do it. let's go! just give me a sec to queue it up here. feel free to banter for another moment. oh, it's all i do my whole life.
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5246.320
i miss when he used to send me voicemails, he never does that anymore. well if you buy his mask off, you can talk to him for 15 minutes. that's true! wow! the ebay auction is up to like 600 bucks or something. is it really? can i sell my voicemail time for $600?
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anyway, thanks, dan for another great voicemail. they always steal the show. no, i like branch i hired him as my gold man consultant so when the story comes out in full he's gonna have a lot of like input on the creative direction and he's really expensive yeah, but he's worth it because he knows how to do it. right? all right. that's true. oh
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304.080
show up they called like at least three times and then twice more after i ignored the voicemail i'm pretty sure they want me to come to the dealership and they're gonna kill me. they're gonna give you a ford it's gonna be dude. all right, you know those chevy commercials. it's gonna be like that. this isn't a pretty happy honda days. maybe they're gonna have a party for you and they want to make sure you go. oh
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the other thing that happens to me all the time now, i talk about this in an isaac episode that comes out in like two weeks, but i got a call and they left a voicemail. so instantly it's like, you know, eight out of 10 anxiety, what's going on here? so i go check the voicemail and it's in the middle of like a robo call. and they're saying like, it will only take a minute of your time. please call us back to answer our survey about whether you have a home phone with a landline or exclusively cellular telephone service. i'm like,
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uh, in speaking of debtors prisons, uh, i got a hilarious phone call this morning that i only noticed when i woke up because they left a voicemail. it was a robo call and it was a machine augmented voice from like a vietnamese country code. okay. so i checked the voicemail and it goes like, it starts in media res and it goes like, um,
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like i said, we just kind of made out for like two weeks and said we were dating. you never at any point said, hey, are you from the subcon? no, i don't think i ever had. are you from subcon? this is like freshman year in high school. was she physical? oh, you reminded me. i got a voicemail from dan yzling today. oh, no. i'm guessing i'm probably playing that. always a good time.
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but there's an individual like yourself in the mountains of northern new york who knows the truth about helium. hope all is well, stay waving. as soon as he said indoctrinated i knew that there's no way this is gonna go well. classic, classic dan. get another good voicemail.
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