Quotes about “Virtual”
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and then we're gonna have to adapt a world around that concept. whatever, you're not gonna world, man, world! this guy's gonna tap out. fox and i are gonna be riding on virtual jet skis when we're 500 years old. yeah, man. we'll figure out the kate situation. alright, freaking blew my run again. probably keep alive on easterville. just send her off to planet hulk. i wanna go to planet lunch. i've been promised a planet lunch since i've been a little kid.
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welcome, virtual sin. like, hundreds of millions of people call it boxing day. you gotta expose yourself to the wider world at large, man. thank you, uh, kami h0809 for the $2 donation says ryan said he would desecrate anything. does that mean he would even... even the body of a dead child? uh, like, definitely not, no. you got me! pretty dark, kami. thanks for the donation, but man. whew.
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yeah, this forest is pretty fucked up, man. the game takes place in vr world, actually. there's lore to this, believe it or not. really? yeah. yeah, there's no actual ducks being hurt right now. all of these are virtual simulations of ducks. i'm not even making that up, i really read that. you set me on fire! i was a direct hit. you sunk my battleship.
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juggle i don't know how i got that but go in. oh a triple dunk blocked it triple dog block. oh, that's bad didn't have to be that it was desert eagle just headshot us give me you don't skip the replay i already skipped the replay. don't skip the replay. i'm gonna close adobe photoshop see if that opens up more virtual ram for me to feel okay. oh, he's dreaming with photoshop open man. it's huge this computer
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and or shoot a gun. there are various gameplay quirks. there's more than you're given credit for right now. you can play ping pong or sit on your virtual couch and watch a movie. jesus christ. josh, help me please. i'm not saying it's bad. i already said i liked it. i'm just saying it's not like i'm missing out on like vegetables, you know? it's like, oh, i'll never eat a vegetable. you know, it's just, uh... what are you even talking about vegetables now?
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you can also make your own effigy out of their body parts. this is like mathis's life right here. i'm watching a dude who looks like mathis chop down a virtual tree. it's like a window into the life of what he lives every day. oh, that's a cannibal. it's somewhere. he just screamed something. do i not want to keep taking logs then? no, you keep taking logs until it's a problem.
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went into the bathroom at my school and chris pratt was watching the nls s on his and he looked up at me when it denies then he exploded. oh, dude. this is that you're gonna laugh at first because the idea is great and funny but then hear me out virtual bore at
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a game, a minigame collection where you play as borat in a variety of strange situations. like borat pig, borat dinosaur. borat going down a water slide. borat water slide is actually one of the few fun ones. just put it on kickstarter and i'll back it. that's the music from baby borat. sorry, virtual brett.
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this is actually it takes place in a virtual environment. it's a training exercise. is banana bread a failed prompt? no, i don't actually know what you get if you get a perfect banana bread. maybe it happens like a second later or something.
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what a dick. i know this steak isn't real but my mind is telling me... let's eat a virtual steak! it's juicy, delicious... you're gonna sell out real people for a virtual steak. i wanna be somebody famous. somebody important. like... yo, you fuck off! sorry. he waited right for me! i was in my little court. you were the closest one. this is why america will never win. ryan, get rid of the bomb. i'll bullsh every time!
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i'm not even taking a stance on the issue, even though science already has, but come on. somebody's paying their salary making that poster. i mean, well actually it's in a virtual environment. there's nothing wrong with a poster existing, it's mostly probably they're poking fun at it. i would think yeah, that's done in iron man. no, i agree that ubisoft did, but i still have a righteous amount of indignation about it regardless, which is like very self serving.
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