Quotes about “Vampire survivors”
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65.04
here's a hot take for you. vampire survivors is a driving game. how does that sound? if we're talking about takes that make people angry, how about this one? vampire survivors is a driving game. you're not driving a car, you're driving a person. let's call it a racing game, not a driving game. and your goal is to not get smashed up like a demolition derby. it's a deck builder.
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2261.14
we're getting like, you know, three rubies a minute or a second i should say. go ahead. try me. the bats, i don't even know what kills them. they just like die in the corner. okay now dracula, you piece of crap. you piece of crap. you think you can make it? okay, he got me. but still, we did it! hey! it's literally possible to win a game of vampire survivors in hyper mode.
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2367.98
no? oh my god. some people in chat were like, i 100%ed this over the weekend. what the hell? i guess we want more coins in that case so we can buy more stuff. my lord, it took me 15 hours. this is not that much time. give me a slash marker. sm, not sm64, vampire survivors.
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3307.06
you should be smart. you should just play your purple and you should play your blue. i went away for 20 minutes, the game turned nuts. hey, what is this? vampire survivors dracula's gonna come and kill me at the end of the game. i don't think so. you send every boss you got brother. look how long until we get another draw. oh my god, we gotta kill 13,000 enemies. please, i need the draw. i need the draw man, come on. come on. holy.
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1545.82
too much is never enough. that's the thing about it. we're playing vampire survivors, dude! so true! we're bringing everything back today. holy cow, get iced. get absolutely iced. i would love to just get a squeezy here and then get enough spirit hearts to potentially make my alabaster box pop and then get the two most useless angel deals of all time. you know what? cat and ein tail's pretty sick. pretty sick.
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3225.12
choose a perk. it's got vampire survivors! gungeon meets hades meets the legend of zelda, okarana of time meets a link to the past meets tennis for two meets vampire survivors. have you ever played the original rogue? can i tell you, i have not and there's a couple reasons for it. one is that the shit is, the graphics are made of the characters on my keyboard. and another one is that with all due respect and with all disrespect,
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669.40
let's get this guy. a coiler bone bolster. it'll upgrade a level 1 voight köhler to a level 2. i gotta say, gold man? pretty strong here. but this is a much better run than our last run. music's kinda soothing with it too. it's not starting like vampire survivors, you know? wait, hang on. hero's soul to torment? please torment the jester. raise joker jester.
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878.28
let's make some enemies harder. extra champions shall rarely arrive to bully thee mercilessly. i don't i feel like i don't speak english. a small group of superstitious beggars bid thee unwelcome. wing beating chompers swoop in for marrow munching nibbles? what the hell? it's not like in vampire survivors i ever knew what the hell was going on anyway.
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1009.46
but it's nice to be playing a game where immediately i know i can just title it something like, the vampire survivors of 2023. that's like the actual, i'm not saying it's hard, but it's the hardest part of my job done for me. let me also, let me just take it to level two. so far so good, you're doing great, kiddo. keep it up. i should have titled my big ambition video. should be called king of retail meets the binding of isaac.
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1348.70
that's very exciting for me. that'll be like a new personal best. you can't be stopped. stage three. we've never lived through stage three before. we pb around here. it's true. it's true. we do. let's raise another. i mean, i think we should go spam build because we got like every time we raise a minion, there's a chance we raise another minion. i don't know. it's like my third time playing the game. we'll figure it out eventually. like we figured out vampire survivors. what i figured out is that i simply have to ask chat every time i get a level up what i should take.
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1828.92
let me upgrade my trapper impling. he can construct arrow repeater ballistas. i mean this is like... i think we've crossed the threshold. is this my new high score yet? i guess we probably want to kill the high wizard first. it is really funny for me to think of someone who has played so much vampire survivors that they're sick of it. or you can also construct land mines for big boonies.
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1868.52
they're like, oh, i've played so much vampire survivors, i can't stomach any more vampire survivors. but you know what would really hit the spot? what about a game that's functionally almost exactly the same experience as vampire survivors, but it has that novelty that i'm lacking right now. and i can't even pretend that that's not me with rogue lites. ooh, i got a 25 overshield and a 45 help me.
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2114.96
i'm not gonna be able to unlock that one for a while. grab this bad boy. i'm almost at full hp. that's gonna be tough. no, wait, do we even like skellius destinius? i think just give me a level two boomerang lord. choose a corrupted relic. let me get a pink spit. a whopper walloper that endlessly bashes away in the light. hey, i got my vampire survivors. oh!
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3147.72
you're doing great. we're doing up and down dodges. some vampire survivors runs were east west, some were north south. this might be more of a north south. just a little greasy. let's take another creepy tangler to slow enemies down. a hero's soul to torment. give up two littles for this.
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140.36
let me get an eggy bro. listen, i'm not that worried about survival immediately. seems like a great time to get an egg. and then a spell? bodily fluids. all enemies shall become gooey gem slimes. understood. understood. and then we just walk around. then we just squeeze right by ya. is this another vampire survivors like? indeed it is. give me a boozy bomber. maybe we need some aoe.
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183.04
vampire survivors is so funny to me. i still, like, for someone who played that game, you know, relatively early on in its lifespan, i, uh... it's stunning to me that people have strategies for that game. something about, like, the... maybe just the fact that you're inundated with so many choices is, like, my horny ass could never keep a coherent through line on, uh, on vampire survivors' strategy. i just... i look at three options and then i just say, chat, what the hell should i take?
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248.70
i saw splattercat gaming tweet about how much he was enjoying a little game called vampire survivors and i said, you know what, i'm in need of some variety. it'd be nice to give it a chance. and then i played it and i said, wow, this is right. this is really good. let me get a, let me upgrade my jester. i'm usually like the third or the fourth step on the indie game, the popularity pipeline. splattercat or retro or somebody like that, they surface it.
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1154.26
it just, you know, it's got a certain little... it is a little foxian, wouldn't you say? i will. i'm gonna raise a boob, bro. why not? it is beeping and booping. yeah, the game is four bucks. i mean, i know it's pretty steep when vampire survivors was three bucks, but i mean, given that we've had inflation at the level that we've had for, i don't know, like 18 months now, i think that like in a per capita basis, it's pretty reasonable.
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1408.30
you know what, i think we want wax humans so if we get overwhelmed here we can just pop this scroll and be like you know we're okay. gives us a little time because we don't have great dps right now. okay that bought me about negative 12 seconds. oh the greatest dodges in vampire survivors clone history. okay we desperately need some units that attack.
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2276.06
i would love nearby enemies to be... no, actually, let's take meaty club, man. so i can smack some enemies myself. let's turn this into true vampire survivors. oh, jesus christ! i can't unlock that. are you crazy? what's my other spell? okay, 50% chance of having a relic or spell scroll in a chest. now that's good stuff. i need to do some damn damage. let me get an archer, i guess. hey, vow in time.
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219.98
choose a perk. it's got vampire survivors! gungeon meets hades meets the legend of zelda, okarana of time meets a link to the past meets tennis for two meets vampire survivors. relentless assault. recover stamina on hit. colossal might. more damage but less attack speed or 25% more damage at range. give me the stamina. i want the stamina and let's go wooden chest. chest me.
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3092.24
i just came over here. i'd like call in james. i just came back to say goodbye. well, i bet you feel pretty silly when it's clear your ass is fucking dead. um, i'm okay. i'm still okay. i'm still okay. i'm not even scared. no problem. annoying little brat, everything will burn. who do you think you are? usher? usher raymond? how's the bit raid look here compared to like vampire survivors for example?
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4739.14
i have a large viewer overlap with these people and they gave me the back channel tip that this game is good. my frames! there's some pog games in the new releases on steam today. donnie darko meme. are they pog games or are they 6 out of 10 vampire survivors clones again? i love that donald darko meme. yeah, forget barbieheimer. hey, condom for a normal guy.
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3057.36
i get that it's not just the name because the name of the game is not another zombie survival game. the name is uninspiring and that's fine. but also the other part that kills it for me, and i think you already know my take on this, it being a vampire survivors clone, like i think i'm kind of cooked on the genre. good catch, good catch. like even the good ones,
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3086.18
i play them for like two hours and then i'm like, what am i doing? even vampire survivors, which i guess might be the best one. like when i'm playing it, like the first run, i never feel like the gear catches. you know what i mean? i never feel like i know what i'm doing. i always just feel like i'm walking. and then sometimes i win and sometimes i lose.
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1163.20
we need that like corpse explosion as soon as possible. what happens in nine minutes? well in vampire survivors dracula shows up and eats your ass. i'm kind of hoping that in this game maybe there will be some relief. although i guess you know i can't say that that's not relief. it's really that's a personal decision i suppose. i need xp please.
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1198.66
it's not dracula and vampire survivors? i didn't watch the intro cutscene from hideo kojima, okay? so i don't know. it's coughing! okay, get faded. why would dracula eat your ass? well, why does it always have to be about blood, you know? people would be like, dracula eats blood. he would never eat your ass. yeah, well whatever. you eat chicken tenders, you eat ass. there's no chicken tenders in your ass. so explain yourself. you don't have coherent reasoning.
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