Quotes about “Valdez”
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the dude with his hands in his pocket who's like, oh look at that jerk. and then it's just a dude in a baseball cap whistling. i'm realizing that the internet has done that to us. there's people out there that are just, you know, whistling to themselves on the way to the grocery store to pick up like eggs. and then people see them and just out of nowhere they're like, i fucking hate you. i bet you love oil motherfucker. thanks for starting the exxon valdez corporation.
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like a political issue. like sometimes a menu is just a menu man, it's not like exxon valdez's fault. i'm sure if you, if they're like we have a qr code menu, you could be like can i just have a paper menu? they'll probably bring you one. you'll be okay. people probably ask all the time. they got old people eating there. i got punched out asking for one. i was thinking about it because like people are going off on kony man on twitter because of his takes on elden ring and sonic.
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juan francisco valdez. okay, so we have the owner of the vehicle, a degenerate. i'll run john madsen by rni. contact details on a william dewey. this looks like business rather than pleasure. gabriel. angelic features, but feisty. what is this? this is a weird book, dude. i like this gabriel guy. hey, my dude. i've done the right thing and answered all your questions. now quit sweating on me and go get those boys.
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wrong person, mrs. madsen. sorry to disturb you. young and restless. messages, please. there's just one message for you, detective. a four door packard. diplomatic license number paul robert. prs 06. pr706. this morning by juan francisco valdez. no kidding. could you have him brought in? he's already here at central, detective. he's demanding an audience, as he calls it. got it. thanks.
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apartment 3, 103 hill street. and tell him from me. if he ever shows his face around here again, i'm gonna kick his butt from here to kingdom come. yeah, like, as soon as we doubt somebody, we're like, hey, uh, why don't you tell me the truth or i'll fucking kill you? and then they go, all right, all right, there's no need to be pushy. the packets are great cars, but this doesn't look like the kind of place favored by foreign embassies. how do you know valdez? i don't know valdez.
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the embassy bought the car. all i know is he must know a quality car when he sees one. steadfast belief. so valdez was just driving by and he saw the car? yeah, something like that. happens all the time. what?! he's an amazing liar! a wrench from this dealership was used to strip the wheels from a packard last night, mr. dewey. a couple of hispanics were seen taking parts. we've had a spate of thefts ourselves. comes with the location.
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i'm detective phelps and this is detective pekowski. have you any idea how long i've been waiting to speak with you? i am needed back at the consulate and you keep me here like a common criminal. alright friend, let's take a deep breath and start all over again. mr. valdez. counsel general. i insist on my full title. yeah, yeah. your vehicle was stolen. don't you recall? let's review evidence for a second. so it was stolen and stripped.
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we'll be in touch, consul general. let's nail this kid delgado and wrap this thing up. what does this have to do with the argentinian taxpayers? finished with valdez. thank god. i'll get rid of them. in a couple of hours. complete abuse of our power. taxpayers paid for the car? oh, i see.
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god damn it. oh hold it steady. i get him gabriel delgado you're under arrest for grand theft auto fuck you puto. you should speak to a my corn valdez i showed him now who's a man i should burn his fucking car
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and by you i mean, you know, i mean i'm the one clicking on everything so that's but no big deal okay change view shadow at do let's go i'm aware this creature. okay, so i believe the avatar autopsy opens up the end of the game for us valdez continues to learn not quite max level psionic yet but you know she's getting up there our other psionic trooper knows everything once she learns stasis shield i think
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so victor you got 4982 points. i did. how did you know it was alaska? uh there was a glacier or there's a sign that says valdez glacier stream. that'll do it. what did you guys get? like 3500.
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so at least i got i got the ladders mesh mind here. oh, we have to go to mouth actually shit oh more mesh mind dope. i'm up you can get it. i'm gonna try to do though. actually wait i can grapple right here we're taking the x on valdez. excuse me. let's go. you can't get up here boys there's a letter here first if you want to be safe so if you if you come to the other
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they find gold in their backyard and then they sell it to exxon valdez. yes, i remember now. i remember the theme song. yeah, go on. sorry, exxon mobile. i got it backwards. exxon valdez is the disaster. oh, again! how dare you! it's not dooooooo. oh, i beat ya! we're not even next to each other. i went from third to eleventh in five seconds.
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you would get some loot on the way down. exxon valdez, bp, taxico couldn't operate like this. what is this? is that co it's copper. those are my spi don't freak out, those are my spiders. yeah, yeah, yeah. let's dig on top of the glow stick, cause... well, i got sticks for days. really? i got 84, brother. how'd you do that?
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thank you for the resubscription. what the fuck is an air cross? it's got three windows, but it can only seat one person. is something funny about the size of my automobile? i got the largest automobile i could afford on my salary. anibal valdez, s.a. okay, s.a. i believe means south america. servicio on muvimiento. dude, don't look at your phone while you're driving. i don't care if there's a scyther out here.
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