Quotes about “Vagina”
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general practitioner, my favorite vagina. thank you very much to notdudeman for the subscription as well, much appreciated. and don't forget dudepizzle. thanks for the seed. you know what? you're welcome josh, thanks for being so kind about it. thanks sugarpotatoes. thanks smashingsaxon.
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ducks aren't birds, actually. ducks are mammals. they're mammals. ducks are citations. they're actually smarter than humans, some scientists have said. citations? yep. citations needed. those things that you see at the bottom of a wikipedia page, those are all ducks. what about seeing naked pictures of your mom? she's a duck too. does she have a labyrinthian vagina? nah, i was a duck. i didn't know, but i haven't found my way out yet.
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where's this raffle taking place in your chat room or something? yeah, there's like a twitch, not a twitch, but a chrome plug in that you can use. oh. that literally if people say it in chat it puts them in a different pool and then you just roll within that pool. and then i just changed it so i put tyrone zero period by accident. there we go. we got a huge... oh my god. i've never had a period so that's correct. wait, blue vagina is good right? um, it depends who you ask. yeah, don't google that. blue vagina? isn't that just ush?
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no, it's an item. this is a great idea. if josh has his own unique names for items and then tyrone has to guess from the description what it actually is. it's fun, i like doing it too. alright, there's like 500 people in this raffle right now. so i like this. 10,000 people screaming, tyrone, it's just like launch day. it was ares. that's blue vagina, ares? yeah.
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that's a bit of a stretch, josh. i don't know. i've seen a blue vagina or two. here you go. your first winner is matt64. i thought you were gonna say matt cap, who actually worked on the game, and i'd say, matt, give it back! matt64, i'm sending you two codes. here you go. if they don't work, you bug tyrone about it. that's code one done.
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there's an item tracker now right in the game actually you can just turn on extra hud. yeah, extra hud. is that an options? extra hud. oh yeah. polyphemus rubber cement. alright, so i have small mushroom, i have m, evil m, blue vagina, food, the pentagram. evil m is majin buu.
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i mean he did just have a baby. yeah. but it came out of his wife's butt, not his butt. that makes sense, yeah. and kimchi malk, thank you very much for the subscription as well. oh, edmund mcmillan killed it! yeah! it's 75. 69%, it's perfect. that is amazing. 69! hey, anybody who remembers, in junior, does arnold schwarzenegger like get a vagina or does it come out of his butthole? comes out of his ass. it comes out of his butthole? it's like in the c section, right?
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this is relevant to my chat today! oh my god, all the h3h3 references. i wanna lick your vegan vagina. well this is like... if you eat animal products, we're never gonna get busy! yeah, that's the one. open for business! that may be like the best youtube channel that exists. it's pretty great. it's really up there.
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that was beautiful though. oh so nice. yes i'm aware it was uh no problem. mouth segues and the food topics will not uncover. i wasn't uncomfortable about the penis and the vagina. i was gonna say sausage. i just you know what made me think about like a guy's penis is a sausage. uh well can we talk about that for a second because no it isn't.
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what sons of bitches. do you think you could pickle something via vagina? that's actually where i got the idea from. wait, can you actually do that? of course, man. you can make bread out of these from up there. you just need a really tight vagina. you just need a very tight vagina. superman can make coal into diamonds with his ass. and in his hand. yeah. yeah, that's true. i've seen it.
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oh, i can glitter magic. i'm gonna glitter magic my way to life. it's the next big thing that shouldn't have been a big thing, like planking. yeah, they're all like on the same level. yeah, you're right. planking is a lot more legit. a growler is a hairy vagina in the uk. a growler? there's no way you're like, you know, i was having fun with the mrs. last night until i saw her growler. that's... it's like an angry cat.
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but i think that we should go with fanny equals butt. first off, let me count the ways. many names for vagina already. growler apparently being one of them. secondly, ice cube has the most definitive piece of media referring to a fanny. and when ice cube says felt on the big fat fanny pulled out the jammie and killed the poo nanny, he's not talking about he felt on her big vagina. her big fat vagina. he's saying he felt on her ass.
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wait, how do you know he's not? because this could still work. you think he's john sockers, man? i don't think he's doing that, but i'm saying you could make a case that he was. i got a gold bomb. felt on her big fat fanny. i don't know why i'm picturing him taking like two hands and just like... kind of slopping them around. yeah, grabbing a handful of them. you know, that's his prerogative, man. there's no proof. maybe she had a big fat vagina. hey, man, watch the music video.
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thanks very much dannymo97 for the $5 donation. i'm from wales and pop is the word used, fanny is the name, but is mostly used for vagina nowadays. okay. we got this guys. this ain't nothing, this is just isaac to us. how are you guys doing isaac?
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i don't know what's going on, and then i was like jamshee jamshee kimbap and then eventually they were like they were like tom cheese tom cheese. yeah turns out chamchee is like korean for vagina whoa i think it's like a slang word for vagina, so i basically walked in and i was like one of your finest vagina rolls i would eat a vagina roll yeah me too that
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it's like very similar story actually happened to a friend of mine when he was teaching over there. he's like, one of his students asked what his favorite fish was and he said chamchi. and then she told her mom and like started crying. oh no. oh no. you have to have a meeting with the principal? like that's very inappropriate. what? okay, hold on though. now, why would they name a fish so similar to a vagina? i don't know. is that on purpose?
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uh, your mom's vagina? haha! kimchi kimbap! haha! tony loves kimchi! that would be a great show man. that's like an fx original right there. haha! gosh, for real you just want to get drunk in the stands. hella fuckin' yeah i wanna get drunk in the stands! what's happening? you get drunk doing that? i mean come on now. stadium beat door is the best it is.
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your mom's vagina. that's just crazy. you're crazy. i'm a crazy guy. you're just a waggy waggy dude. i'm just a wild fella. you're a wackadoo. i am a bit of a wackadoo, yeah. hey, can you guys say the magic word? because i got something here for you if you can. uh, dongs.
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my name is who? wooka wooka! slimy shady shoo cheese has one. where is earl? where is earl? where is the earl? earl of what? nah, that's a good point. aw, screw it! just type in something dirty. something dirty, fuck palace shit balls, or vagina. vagina. vagina.
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this is like, this question is like encapsulating avgn adventures basically. i'm pretty sure vagina's gonna win because it's vagina. that's a sentence i never thought i would hear. i'm sure vagina's gonna win because it's vagina. well jennifer, vagina's got a strong showing coming into this weekend. what?
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vagina flaps instead of month flaps or a truck cock? oh, chad's gonna be real mad at this one. oh, yeah, capital no votes. this is like a super no vote. yeah, they do not like dicks today. truck cock! josh likes it. what the fuck? you've never had a truck cock? no.
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it's just a dildo you hang off your bar. your vagina slaps is one. god damn it! i thought truck cock was great. i even used a star for the o. no dicks today, nick. alright. first simon, you're old. when peeing your pants feels right or your balls are old. you give up your truck cock.
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and dax, thank you very much for the subscription. okay, let's get flipping started here. alright, isaac seed coming up in a moment. isaac seed coming! craigox, thank you for the year, man. isaac seed is r.j.l.j. okay. s.w.v.9. s.w.b.9? v. v as in victor. v as in vagina. that's also one. hey, snapperiv! we'll have them once in a row.
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