Quotes about “University clean”
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1518.04
hit the showers, buddy. hit the showers. i do like that this guy's gonna clean the house for me. did i ever tell you about the time i, in university, i moved? and like the first day that i lived at a new place, or the new place, my room had a window that faced the back deck. our landlord came and like cleaned up the back deck for the
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3239.46
and then clean them out. got to the casino, sat down, started playing blackjack going pretty well. you remember we're university students. three minutes after we sit down, the server comes over and says, can i get you guys anything? we'll say, yeah.
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i do it we're going back a few years here, well like a decade plus. when i was in university okay, i lived with a bunch of guys, one girl, but she was basically one of the lads right? our bathroom, there's seven fucking dudes in it. it was not clean. there's seven toothbrushes, seven different kinds of toothpaste, four different flosses, 12 different body washes, caffeinated, shampoo all in one conditioner, moisturizer, etc, etc. anyway,
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2388.74
ask malf how clean my room was in university. there was room for improvement in my upbringing is what i'm trying to say. but, you know, because i grew up so comfortably, i'm like, are you still? no, you're new. i'm like, ah, my parents should have worked me a little bit harder. it's the wrong way. i could have definitely worked quite a lot harder, to be honest.
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7722.460
you guys ever get the t file with the red dot in the middle so you know it's hot? i did have that, yeah. what the fuck is that? that was the number one pan in our university house. really? it was a great day if you went to cook and the t file with the red dot was clean.
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1160.70
there's seven fucking dudes in it. it was not clean. there's seven toothbrushes, seven different kinds of toothpaste, four different flosses, 12 different body washes, caffeinated, shampoo, all in one conditioner, moisturizer, etc., etc. anyway, but our bathroom was like, it was cluttered, but it was not like dirty. but then in university, i'd go over to like my girlfriend's apartment.
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1137.12
and for some reason, i don't know why, but josh is way happier drinking dirty water than he was drinking clean water in a room that was ugly. you know, different people have different priorities in their lives. i'm sorry to say i think josh is on the wrong side of history with this one. put me in a gray concrete room with clean water and i'll live my university experience all over again. i don't need a monet. just give me the monet. let's look at our report for yesterday. wow, we're actually like
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6653.08
the act of rolling a boulder is sometimes used as a metaphor for a difficult, seemingly futile and never ending task. if you've ever had to work a 9 5 job you hate in order to pay bills, study engineering in university, or cook and clean for a family, constantly having to make dishes and then clean set dishes afterwards every single day, or any other mundane and repetitive, seemingly never ending task, you'd know what i mean.
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2789.70
so yeah, i don't know. i will say i feel lucky i've never had to make an insurance claim. at least as of yet. presumably it'll happen at some point. i guess i've made insurance claims for like, you know, when i had dental benefits from my university. but that's like, i think kind of a... that's not what you mean. let me see your teeth. oh, you got your teeth clean? let me see. oh, you had scaling done? let me see your gums.
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1417.62
you got one for like every day sort of like the kid knocks some cheerios off the dining room table and then you've got one for like we're gonna clean this fucker. 20... i... after i get off the peloton, i'm not getting enough sugar into my brain for like an hour and a half. i can't talk. i was gonna call this 2006. october 20th, 2006. i was in my first year of university. i had been on campus for six weeks. i wasn't going to the movies but that doesn't mean i wasn't following them. touchstone?
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