Quotes about “Uniqlo”
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4892.40
listen, nothing really fits too well. i think we gotta dump the hat and stay hideous. i mean, the bucket is kind of funny too. just run this and then let me just try it with no hat. let me see how i feel with no hat. dude, i mean, that's kind of sick. i kind of like this too. there's a lot of great stuff here. sheesh core. i mean, that is, this is crazy. this is good. let's do it. let's become the world's oldest zoomer. me after one day of shopping at uniqlo.
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7804.28
when it's lunchtime, i go, hey tummy, what do you think would be good today? and then sometimes it's like something light, like a little wrap. and i'm like, let's go. but then sometimes it's like 1400 calories of carbohydrates. and i'm like, all right, little buddy, i'll tell you what, how about 1000 calories that's mostly carbohydrates? like we have a little negotiation. you a metrotown uniqlo guy or pacific center h&m sort of guy?
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7880.22
and then like the second time you wear them, you're like, is my head really that big? like how did my collar get so stretched out and like saggy from one wear? but i would say overall, i mean, i don't know. i don't have an answer. the answer's neither. you've got the one question i can't answer. because the thing is, i don't feel like anytime i've been to uniqlo, i do feel like it's a store that's not made for me.
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5232.060
they wear it so there's no hope. my white t shirt is never gonna look that crispy. they wear it for every interview they wear a new t shirt. friend of mine said he bought a new shirt from uniqlo every few days because it was less work than washing. and what's crazy is like six months after he gets over that he's gonna be in my chat talking about like carbon dioxide.
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888.840
it's so vile. do not do this. i gave it a two and a half. it was pissing me off. but i watched francis ha and i was like, this is awesome. this guy wearing the same shirt as yesterday. you might've been on a bender. yesterday i was wearing an all white dry waffle shirt from uniqlo. this is a, it's a striped shirt. it has like a butterscotch colored stripe. and this is from a brand called katine. don't get on me for
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1831.360
i have 30 uniqlo shirts for that exact same reason? why you got 30 shirts bro? you only got one torso. fuck off jim jarmusch. librarian, if that shit had japanese in it you would be like, oh this movie speed what a perfect slice of life. but because it's american you think that you're separated from your fellow man. jim jarmusch is coriata. jim jarmusch fucking is terry gilliam. jim jarmusch is jacques demy.
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785.80
in toronto at least it's like uniqlo or something like that. oh uniqlo, yeah. uniqlo, yeah it's like this pretty cool like i guess it originates in japan? i think? it's japan or korea, i can't remember. okay, either way they got some pretty spiffy looking stuff there. oh, it's enron dude. do we know? enron! uniqlo is a, it's a clothing store that i go inside of sometimes and then
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812.84
like i'm like an american medium and at uniqlo, i'm like an extra large. large. no, like a like a quadruple xl basically. oh, that's good. that's fun now. if you can, if you got a slim build, uniqlo is like is made for you.
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561.28
i'm looking for it. i think we definitely need more advertising. we're kind of got declining sales here. everyone surpassed me? well yeah, but at least like unlike dadcraft, it's not like we're on a multiplayer server where like no one would be coming to my store in the mall because it would sell like six goods. meanwhile like mouse 75 hours store would would just be like sucking up all the retail like a uniqlo or something like that.
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2154.50
m&s food hall. it's right off the... you gotta take the... the m5? like i said, it's in birmingham, guaranteed. never mind. it's in portsmouth. right next to portchester. still pretty good. we're in japan. even if we end up in japan, what some people might say is too much, it's just always nice to see. even if the mcdonald's locations aren't typically that inspiring. creative kemono. nasuya photo studio. uniqlo.
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2588.36
maybe we're in the browns mills. that was north carolina. okay, could be worse. japanese mcdonald's, my favorite hyperpop band. i have noticed a lot of, i mean, i guess this is true worldwide, but a lot of japanese mcdonald's seem to be placed in places that look like america. it's another uniqlo. homei, homei super depot. is that car that tiny or is it an optical illusion?
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a slap in the face. no, i couldn't see it because there was a frickin um there was a uniqlo in the way. alright this looks like oh this is canada. this is quebec. this is you can send this to twitter. uh that account that's like photos from the end. maybe it's not that looks kind of like an american state indicator. but oh you know what we could be in louisiana. i was thinking because the fleur de lis with the coke bottles but yeah yeah i bet we're in louisiana.
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1614.84
okay, well let's start with the obvious. gets a little chilly here. has a uniqlo. that really narrows it down. also, it is a big city, but not that big. like this doesn't look necessarily like, well actually it looks very much not like tokyo. so i'm ready to eat my words on that. i'm gonna say north of tokyo, not tokyo. south of tokyo, big city.
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2803.52
every time i do a pokemon go raid with kait, i never get anything, any superlative or any honor except for they say i have the best drip, which is a double insult because all of my drip is like sponsored. it'll be like, hey, i'm not gonna murder them at night. it'll be like uniqlo gave you a free shirt that you can wear to advertise their products. and then i put that on and then pokemon go is like, well, you didn't do anything. so i guess just take like best drip or whatever.
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