Quotes about “Uber eats”
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3584.06
they pay the driver and give the user a discount. how is it a discount though? my ass is paying like 30 bucks for a $14 burrito bowl. that's not a discount. there's a surcharge. don't worry about my appointment. you let me worry about... that was not even close. you let me worry about my appointment. like i literally, i will not order doordash for myself. we used to probably get uber eats or doordash, i would say 2x weekly.
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3643.40
but then like we started to you know, make more of like a weekend routine of like buying groceries and having like a rough meal plan of what we're going to eat for the week. and then you know, especially with the amount of food you get from costco, it's like you just we probably order door dash now or uber eats like once a month.
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3816.34
and then don't even get me started on that. sometimes you'll order pickup from a restaurant and you're like, what the hell? i don't think this pho is supposed to be $17.99. and then you go on like their website and they're like large pho $12.99. you look at it on the uber eats app, it's like $17.99. you're making me pay $5 extra per bowl just to order it on the fucking app even though i'm picking it up myself. this shit is criminal, man.
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3899.64
they don't have an app, they're not on uber eats, they're not on doordash, you can't online order on their website. so i used to call and be like, hey, can we get like one of these and one of these and i'll come pick it up? and they were like, yeah. then one time i called and someone picked it up and said, hello, restaurant name. and then i said, hey, can i order something for takeout before i even finished the sentence, their ass hung up on me. the next i hit redial, i didn't assume there was any malice.
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3887.90
one person that one snob! oh, you made one mistake on day one? i bet i served someone some slightly fucked up ceviche. which is a food you don't want to mess up, if possible. that's food poisoning waiting to happen? you put almonds into someone's? oh no. that could be a real problem too. they're probably allergic. in the uber eats order it said, absolutely no almonds under any circumstance. whoops.
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7518.14
dice comes with some rerolls in and of itself. we don't have another converter, so we might want to just simmer on this one. richard nixon in the uber eats commercial would be like, what does the fox say? you know what? that's pretty true. yeah, yeah, that's pretty true. reroll the threes for more, oh, reroll this bad boy right here, hang on. don't screw me on this one, walter. to draw, i drew trash. is this a joke? they screwed me on this one, walter.
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810.54
and maybe i'll afford myself the privilege of driving to pick up the food for a little bit of, you know, road meditation instead of paying uber eats. like, look, i don't mind that the driver gets some money for the uber eats delivery. i'm just like, why is this app taking 25% of the gross sales generated by the restaurant? like, you're a website. also, how are you not profitable? like, it doesn't make sense to how are you pre profit?
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1498.86
yo, i hope it's a hash pipe. thanks. thank you. french weezer would be like, sissy in his pod and hash pipe. i'm ordering uber eats at ryan's house and i'm only putting a 1% tip on that shit. that's free food, man. yeah, they're gonna hate you. you know what? i got a 1% tip for this shit. i would not eat the food that i took the 1% for. that's dangerous. i thought it was like on uber eats they don't know. how would they know? until they finish the delivery, right?
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1532.68
oh, maybe. i don't know. i thought on uber eats it was like you get the food and then like three weeks later you open the app and then it's like hey how was your order two weeks ago and you're like i don't remember and it's like do you want to tip the driver and i'm like i guess that was a long time ago though. i wouldn't even hear you just putting that shit in when you ordered it.
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863.66
now, door dash, foodora, just eat, skip the dishes, no you skip the dishes, uber eats, shmuber eats. okay, i made a couple of those up. but at least four of them were real. i'm not gonna worry too much about that guy. and i might not even pop down his judgment because we want to make sure we keep him moving here. what's our hp? our hp is great. right? go to the shop. we don't want a deal with the devil. we're on pace, but probably slowing down.
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4175.74
apparently they changed it after public backlash. i used grubhub and i think that they tipped the drivers. the only time i've ever, like i've used uber eats if i do it, but i stopped because the last time i did it, it was like the a&w, but like the drink thing was like tipped over in the bag and it was like half empty and all the food was soaked in pop.
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1029.16
i can see your bets. my points aren't showing. i don't know what's good. i mean, that's probably why we had an error earlier. hold on. i have to click on this creative cloud pop up. but if i click on it, it's going to end my turn. ok, we have to take our turn first. give me one of these. i will still take my level. i'm going to have a self buffing giraffe because i don't think our frilled dragon is long for this world. can't believe he stole the points. dude, i don't know. the servers are probably run by the uber eats engineering team, man.
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1365.62
a knock on the door and then we get a little envelope and then i open it up and i'm like, oh, soap. how about that? look at that soap. seems inefficient. i don't really understand it, but somehow it ends up being like a lot cheaper than buying it at the store where you just buy it on the internet. i don't understand the economics of it. suffice to say, if uber eats did that, they would be out of business. they would charge you $50 for $8 worth of soap and then they would be like, we can't turn a profit with these margins.
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1613.88
yeah, nice josh. thank you ryan. might be 85, but yeah, you know you got it. yeah, i think that mine was oh dude, i got such a cinematic angle of you getting dunked. there we go. let's dunk it. like if you have no groceries in your house, and you're like i want food, but i'm too lazy to go to the grocery store, i'll be like that's dumb. if you're like i want to live in los angeles why? then you don't get grubhub or uber eats.
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2347.24
it's like if any family members are watching this and they're like, oh we gotta get him a gift like for christmas next year. honestly, just buy me like an uber eats gift card or something. like that's the greatest gift for me. even though gift cards are kinda normally like a crappy gift. that's a great gift for me because i will never pay the uber eats price to order something for myself and have it delivered. cuz it's too expensive, especially for like a single meal.
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2615.88
i don't know if it's gonna be easy, but there's definitely a chance. yeah, i don't even think we got hit there. that was kind of amazing. you gotta do it at some point. why not now, right? that's the other thing you could get me. you could get me eight shares of the vanguard all total world stock market index. i don't know if they give gift receipts, but it's either that or uber eats. it's up to you. okay, don't lose hp. you need as much as possible so that you can turn it into damage.
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