Quotes about “Tweet real”
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his name is not jorah mormont. he's ruining his career in real time. ja mormont when he hasn't been in the news for five seconds. you know what? thanks for supporting me. here go two more for y'all. it's not, listen. if i wrote that tweet in the proper voice with the proper reaction image underneath it, that could get 15,000 likes on basketball twitter. what position does jorah mormont play in basketball? he plays a new position. it's called kelly c. faster.
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not spend hours a day putting out content for the internet for sure, but i think i still have like you know, there's a little compulsion in me that's like hey every once in a while you'll see a tweet from me because i thought of something funny. that's about it and then then it'll be filled with responses stream when when? no, so like you wouldn't do like like a remembrance like not your real funeral but like i
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this is objectively worse. real quick, i don't want to derail the combo but i've been waiting to talk to melf about this. melf, are you there? yeah. so some woman injected you with a syringe? she injected herself with a syringe and then decided to come at me with a scalpel. no, did that really happen or were you just memeing? no, no, it really happened. i wouldn't, you know, tweet something that crazy, you know?
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the online celebrity that goes, my king will never have a stinky poop. oh man, i don't know, it made me fun. like it made me laugh out loud in real life. how's my viral tweet doing?
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1207.20
no, i would never tweet levi and say that's why you're not a gm. it's like insNLy rude. he's not a gm because he didn't tweet chess.com and say please make me a gm, i'm a big time youtuber and then they just did it before they even vetted whether or not you're like popular at all. that's the real secret. i gotta be honest, i'm pretty cheesed off. like don't i just get blown out by c4 here? like this bishop becomes
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i understand. you gotta treat yourself sometimes. i need a real meal, man. hey, we're gonna need some bridges down here. okay, understood. for what? to get to the final. oh, i see what you mean. i did see a great tweet that was like, you know, delivery or ordering delivery a couple of months ago and it was like lazy, unhealthy, don't care. now it's like, i'm supporting local businesses. i'm a hero. i'm like, i'm keeping my community alive.
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or set him up and put him into the thing too. yeah. rob resources and tracks. the reason we make now carries over. did you guys see the tweet from the guy? his friend runs 20 airbnbs, but it wasn't for places he actually owned. he just rented them under the guise of being a real tenant and then subleased them on airbnb. and now he's screwed because everybody is not traveling on airbnb anymore because of the fact that they don't want to die.
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on the uh... on the boat. now it's free and we're back to fighting each other. i liked when there was something we could all get behind, you know what i mean? you're not wrong, chiblee has been real quiet since my tweet dropped. probably because, i don't know, it's like 6am in new zealand or whatever but... also possibly because i beat him at his own game. now we can get behind little nos x. dude, i do find... look...
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because they got all those simpsons accounts and stuff you know like the they post like the simpsons quarter of the day yeah best best clips or whatever random restaurant it's always an ube cafe and it's always ube cafe jersey where i got coffee from one time on my way to work i'm thinking i'm going for something a little bit oh there's a real tweet the three stooges hashtag nft on auction at open let's go dude did it sell tomorrow april 28th don't be a knuckle
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you know, every once in a while i never tweet about like real stuff. i genuinely never do because i have in the past and it sucks. you end up spending, you know, way more time than is relevant getting involved in bad faith arguments or even good faith arguments from people you're never gonna see eye to eye with. and, um, you know that time for me is better served.
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i don't know what i expected. when are we gonna get dad rap? i don't know who needs to hear this, but eminem is dad rap. sinvicta, if you're here, i apologize. because you're in this tweet and you don't like it. but whenever i hear somebody say like, yo the new eminem is pretty good though, i'm like, i get it. you're getting older. whoa, what was that move? goodbye. what's dad rock? oh, i mean dad rock is real.
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