Quotes about “True Detective”
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oh, it's florence pugh, you're right. you're right, that's florence pugh. i got tripped up by the eyebrows. marketed as a quick one pan meal, what is the name of the canned sloppy joe sauce produced by hunt's manwich? yes! woody harrelson and matthew mcconaughey starred in true detective. since 2008, this woman has earned four oscars,
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honestly, if you put him and rainbolt together, that could be like season 5 of true detective. oh my god, yeah. i think you could put anyone else in front of a computer with google and they'll be like, as if. no, justin, justin, that's just incredible slander and you can't do what narwhal does. i think anyone could. no. i think you could, but i would be too scared. i'd be embarrassed to like haul up like this. yeah, you could be like scared embarrassed, i guess. it's like elementary school to be like, yo, you got anything on this guy?
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i, uh... i just... i like to spread the... the ribbing around a little bit, you know? i don't think i've insulted louisiana in quite some time. and it's been a couple of years since, uh... your good name was besmirched by true detective season 1, so... i thought it... i thought the time was now. let's go... yeah, we're not gonna do boss rush. let's just keep moving on here. i will put my money where my mouth is and get the heck out of this curse room. holy christ! could these enemies be any more annoying right now?
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he's mostly been pretty good. he does need, he needs a blackberry, exactly. he needs to be in nirvana, the band, the movie, the show, the podcast. i'm going with hummingbird cake. it looks really good, man. or a season of true detective would go so crazy. it would be so, oh man, tim robinson, tim robinson, like danny mcbride, true detective would be so crazy.
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oh, oh, oh riverside golf club wow that's a very wait is that pranks though? i found a road yeah, i know i think it's i don't think it's a prank actually this looks like true detective season one wait it's actually an extreme prank. it's a prank yo 4600 oh
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is he driving a lincoln? he's like literally like making up a problem that doesn't exist and saying if they use this cool thing it would be fixed. it's insane. it's like the dumbest commercial i've ever seen. and they also have like, what's his face? woody harrelson. woody harrelson going, what's up my brother? and it sounds awful. like who wrote that? like it's just, it's not a good read man. you know, probably chad gpt man. oh it's just true detective season one. no? doobie sounded like that. chill, chill, chill.
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you know, 2700 times that a continuous shot was used in true detective season 1. like it's not really... it's not really the stuff i want to make. instead, you know, what about a blind taste test of coke, pepsi and rc cola? and then, you know, here's my favorite, here's my least favorite. it's the kind of stuff i'm a little bit more... i mean, and again, like it's alongside the gaming stuff. again, it's not like out of a...
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i just wish i knew what i you know what, mister? you can it for a minute. i got two minutes and thirty seconds to do my detective work. oh god. none of this makes any sense! i am listening to tchaikovsky, so... he's russian, that's the point of that. yeah, i guess. that was sebastian tchaikovsky. is that true? i'm pretty sure he's russian. sounds polish. he might be polish. former kicker for the...
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now that i realize the meta of this game is not making an invention, it's just subverting the idea in the first place, i get it way more now. dude, you know what would be sick? true detective season 4.
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i'm not getting smashed or anything, but i'm like losing everyone by like 10%. i know it hurts man. the worst combination of two actors that could possibly star in the next season of true detective together. rob schneider and also rob schneider or cumberbatch. just cumberbatch. just cumberbatch. yo, i would actually watch a season of true detective that had benedict cumberbatch on it.
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