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snap, you just called nick a nice guy. that's the ultimate insult. he's a nice guy! they'll all think that i'm a nice guy and then i'll turn heel. that's the worst. see a good wrestler go wrong. please don't blow up my tower. like that daniel guy. you can climb up the sand, dan. by just jumping over and over. i like to stay down in the... safe down there. i'm gonna blow up this tower. it's the last thing. why don't you try it? i'm blowing it up. yeah, let's blow up the tower.
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i don't think the tower comes back. no, that doesn't come back. wait, nick, you never gave me your finishing move. what would it be? the rock bottom. wait, that's somebody else's. yeah, that's pretty good enough. that's good! that's a good one. do you heroin on stage or something? no, i'll show him... i'll show the other guy my bottom. it's when you take 20 bucks out of your mom's purse. you just have to buy like a single morphine pill. wait, morphine's not in pill form.
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what is your use the box! the box is gone, chat! vandora's box is gone, i used it, it created... uh, freaking dead sea scrolls! yeah, but you gotta use it to lose it. these people are out of their minds! i think i'm gonna die in the chest. talk about the sequel to tower heist? it doesn't exist yet. tower heist's pretty good though. ooh, a quarter, that's great. great. you're being sarcastic, nick. yeah, well i'm on the chest, so it's not gonna help me out. i also have 99 cents.
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oh, i've heard... what are you gonna call me? yeah, it is. it seemed derogatory. well, i'm gonna do one up there. i like the jugglin' jiggler up there. yeah, i'm up for it. the jelly jiggler. look a scene out of an awesome action movie. the guy's just juggling guns at the top of a tower. that guy's like really awesome when you're 12. he juggles the guns!
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they're both pretty good. if you said tower eyes was better than heat, i'd be like, come on. even if you do believe that, you don't have to say it. don't flaunt it. yeah, i'll just keep my mouth closed then. but i can see people preferring little miss sunshine. getting gems recharges gun boots. i need that with laser, yeah. speaking of astronauts, the martian is an incredibly good movie, says rai. yeah, i should probably check that out. i've heard that too. book was good. book was good.
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i'm thinking i might try it out for myself. i will have to run that by kate though, but i'm optimistic. we're looking for a fetus. one penny. pick me up poop. no penny. damn it. this is like our last chance to have any chance. i'm not very optimistic. oh, everyone cool that kate's in chat? this is like a busted sewing machine or something like that. curse of the tower. i don't know what that means. that scares me a little bit.
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curse of the tower. oh it seems like i'm gonna spawn bombs on occasion. yeah sounds fairly accurate all right, let's touch all the god items. i just got the baby that's also a battery and also there's car battery here, and i'm using lilith so this is gonna be a fucking armada of soy milk pretty soon. yeah, that's actually pretty sweet godhead
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uh, dunce cap pyro technology 2 does not feel like the tools necessary. no. glitter bombs though. i also had another donation from the man with the plan for $5.50 says, which movie do you think, or do you three think is better and why? wanted or tower heist? wanted is better than tower heist. i think you know my opinion here. look at chet and twitter. um, absolutely tower heist is better than wanted. i actually really didn't like wanted at all.
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2015 edition i as always am your host northern line, joined by esteemed co host rockly smile. they said they heard my oink. more like oinkly smile. yeah, like a little piggy pie. hello! little piggy pie. 39 million subscribers. 40 million subscribers. 41 million subscribers. we're gonna be playing some afterbirth and then in the middle section we're gonna be playing tower climb and then in our final section we're gonna be playing bomber nauts.
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it's like you pack a chainsaw and you got no ass to skin raw. i've been there. who hasn't been there? love these bloops on gchat. these fuckers don't talk all day. they know what an analysis is. yeah, as soon as the stream starts they go boop, boop. i don't blame them. what is this little item over here? curse of the tower, you feel cursed. oh. usually you don't give people curses they can see and then not pick up. yeah, i don't know about curse of the tower, honestly.
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is i was thinking about it, but sorta doesn't work at all. no, i know. oh, okay. we're good curse of the docket or curse of the curse of the docket. that's what we have wednesday curse of the curse of the tower plus pyro is op that makes a lot of sense i also feel though that like a lot of the stuff in pyro is op. oh
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dry baby is the best he's the enemy of that fight i could completely understand that you can use him as a wall in every direction if you're fast enough although it crosses up sometimes which makes it kind of ridiculous doesn't think it is david beckham or something yeah exactly okay, fuck this tower curse. this is awful. yeah it's just filling my screen full of bombs all the time, and i can't deal with it alright so i'm never taking that again
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are you not at the end anyway, basically? i'm at womb 2, or utero 2. yeah, but like the end of your life. i have six lives of one health each. you beat mr. fred with one life. i did beat him. yeah, well you just did, give it a try. you can still win. just my damage is so low it sucks. well, you know, make a judgement call. yeah, i'm fine with that, i'll quit. uh, i kinda don't want to start tower climb super early though.
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oh, this is a little dangerous. i love that i get pyro on this run when i really needed it on the last one. well, don't count your chickens yet. maybe you'll get a chance to make this one worthwhile, you know? well, i'm not taking that stupid tower thing again. you should now! why not? out of spite. out of spite. that'll show the game. you did have brimstone, you scum. oh, did i? what run did i have brimstone on? complaining about shit you didn't even need to do.
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we have beaten megasaden and hush. it was... strange. dang, i wonder if i would have made it. i'll never know. all it took was the most incredible reroll of all time. you're doing okay? cool! i guess we should run some ads and then play some tower climb. alright, sounds good to me. see you shortly!
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thank you for the anonymous $10. it says bam. and thank you to the donation from northernlions balls for $10. what would happen if you used d4 irl? i guess my refrigerator would fill up with different food or something. did you know that a garbanzo bean is a chickpea? there you go. dropping that knowledge. knowledge. i configured my tower climb buttons to work properly, so...
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oh i already installed it. wow i'm ahead of ryan. even though i'm behind ryan. ahh, tower climb. took me a while to figure out an optimal controller layout for this game because it's got too many buttons. like uh, i should be using my 360 controller? if you want. i mean, i got away with a keyboard before but i moved over to controller this time. i think it'll be better. i mean i generally prefer the... yeah. the uh, whatchug of the controller. i can sit back, relax.
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bowleg the thanks for the subscription looks like i'm winning the race right now probably the best tower guy tower clan player i've ever seen in my life to be honest with you controls save oh oh well, which scared me hmm is yellow the corrosion icon or what? yeah, i think so that sounds right. oh, no, it's like a speed or something. oh
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oh, fucking lava. okay, can i now climb the tower? i just don't yes. i just don't like d pads. that's the thing that's holding me up. you can use the analog stick, it's just kind of iffy when it comes to the ceiling stuff. oh really? i feel like it'd be the other way. i feel iffy with uh... okay, well if i die this time i'm switching to the analog. uh, d pad man, that's where it's at. alright, whatever. i'll stick to it. how do i eat the meat?
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well that's gonna do it for the tower climb segment. it won't even let me, uh... what the fuck was that? what the fuck? won't let me quit. you okay? i got freaking chopped up, man! look at this bad man getting his tutorial on. i like being called this bad man. can everybody refer to me as that from now on? the bad man? you are the one who fucks. aw, fucking anglerfish dog! i like that. i am the one who fucks.
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brett rap died on 46 that's how old he was yeah, that's how old he felt anyway you're making fun. it's like fire shit. all right. this is there for looks are you playing bomber nodes you playing tower climb? i came back to tower climb i just i just wanted to make sure i got it installed sir. matthew is three months in a row well mouth cuddles and poutine. oh when you die, you don't start at the very beginning in the level. oh
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idiot that's even i'm still playing bonnie of isaac. yeah, that's true dang got me but it never happened to tower boy. yo movies take time in regan tvs everywhere i have no idea what happened on my screen like ryan brain to me and then i was like flying off to the right and all of a sudden like i blinked and like i was in the middle of the thing and then i got hammered
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king kong is in there. oh, yeah, someone who's pretty close there. yeah. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows when he has to shit off the tower on the city, the film peter jackson made about him. for kongdong. kongdong. kongdong sounds great. kongdong. sounds like a city. welcome to kongdong. the moving 8 penis city. should have put his 8 foot glitter as...
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well he's finally here and about time too. newest member of the kongdong crew. i laughed because someone in chat said kongdong is the best isaac seed. when he has to shit off the tower on the city. 8%. oof. mmm. rekt. dragging his boner across skyscraper windows. 28%.
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little demon babies that floats rats. cool dude. i didn't even use my devil card, oh well. oh, careful. whoa. oh. oh, a free guppy item. curse of the tower. always a judgment call. this time i'm gonna say no. i don't think there's very many upsides to it unless you've got pyromaniac. i think if you can consistently dodge the bombs, it's nice damage that you can do to the boss. or you can do to any enemy, i should say.
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sad butt bombs. well, i will stand still and let let my dog do the work or i'll walk on the creep oh, even if you don't want curse of the tower, they'll just give it to you sometime. that's okay nothing like a barrage of bombs for no apparent reason to wake you up nod leaf gemini. yeah, we're doing it boys i'm i know what we have the wafer but i don't have any hp like i can't see how much hp i have so i think i have to unfortunately just ride this one out and
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remind me, what does curse of the tower do? i've gotten that like once before. it's like tower card when you get hit. yeah, every time you get hit it spawns bombs that hurt you. it's not my favorite item unless i have pyromaniac. i took it and i'm loving life right now. i took it, i mean. could be good to clear out super envys and stuff if you get that happening.
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no, curse of the tower, you fucked me man. i had bombs! you're supposed to give me bombs for that. ooh, blank card devil. acceptable.
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this is the struggle. well, metroid, thanks for the 30 month resub. that is... outrageous. if only i had, uh... i'd kept one of those resins. skiffwol, what is it gg rip? sorry! i guess the guy in the bell tower gives that to you, i forget. yeah. oswald of corrin. right. good call though on the uchi. i probably wouldn't have done that if he didn't say that out loud. ah, it's all good. living be red. thank you for the subscription as well. might be living bread, i don't know.
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i think the thing that was really getting stale was the, well in all of their games, was the freaking radio tower convention. you can't fucking do that with cavemen, so that's a plus. they'll probably have some sort of equivalent version though. oh yeah, no, i mean i thought you were about to blow my mind, but then... they just can't literally have radio towers is all i'm saying. right, yeah. it'll just be like a tall tree or something. if it's freaking vantage points or cliffs and shit, i'm fine with that. really? it's just not radio towers. yeah, i don't like radio towers anymore.
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