Quotes about “Touch of velvet”
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439.180
some shit you would get at a bad japanese restaurant. doesn't sound like a real medical condition. sounds like you went to a bad sushi spot, man. that ain't my fault. look at that. the hairs protect your ears. i just put a little bit of nair on the stick and then went to bed. touch some velvet then? nah, it feels gross. that's a step too far. velvet feels really gross.
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1430.480
you're not beating the fucking allegations, man. porcelain feels good. velvet's fucked up. you aren't either? bro, the test said i'm cool. the test literally said you're cool, don't sweat it. styrofoam for me? nah, skill difference. styrofoam doesn't bother me. it does make kind of an annoying sound, but i'm not like covering my ears or anything. i'm beating the allegations. plus the test probably doesn't matter. how about cotton? yeah, i really don't like to touch cotton balls.
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3881.360
now we're talking. bro, this is how you know i'm neurotypical, because i'm not covering my ears and shit when you do that. it's just mildly unpleasant. it just feels like i'm being scratched from the inside. you really, really want people to believe you're neurotypical. i'm so neurotypical, man. he's trying to sell. i eat all sorts of fucked up textures. can you endure the touch of velvet?
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3906.740
yes, i love velvet. can you endure the touch of velvet? velvet feels really nice. it's a fucking erotic novel you just read. it feels so gross, man. like when i touch it, it makes... it feels gross. after i touch velvet, i have to like rub my fingers against my other fingers to get the touch off of them. i do have some... yeah, no, i know what you mean, man. i have some textures that fuck with me bad. i have to like degauss my fingers. i'm getting a fucking foggis market casino stole with you, bro. i hate to break...
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1389.880
obviously besides velvet which every human on the planet hates the texture of the fabric is so fine that when you touch it, it just feels like you're like itching on the inside so i have another story that really i don't think i've ever told it and it really points in the direction of i
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403.820
bro this is how you know i'm neurotypical cause i'm not like covering my ears and shit when you do that. it's just like mildly unpleasant, it just feels like i'm being scratched from the inside. you really really want people to believe you're neurotypical. i'm so neurotypical man. he's really, he's trying to sell. i eat all sorts of fucked up textures. do you guys, can you endure the touch of velvet?
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yes, i love velvet. can you endure the touch of velvet? velvet feels really nice. it's a fucking erotic novel you just read. it feels so gross, man. like when i touch it, it makes... it feels gross. after i touch velvet, i have to like rub my fingers against my other fingers to get the touch off of them. i do have some... yeah, no, i know what you mean, man. i have some textures that fuck with me bad. i have to like degauss my fingers. i'm getting a fucking fobus market casino stole with you, bro. i hate to break...
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sounds like you went to a bad sushi spot man. the hairs protect your ears i just put a little bit of nair on the stick and then went to bed touch some velvet then no, it feels gross but that's that's a step too far the velvet feels really gross you're crazy for that one what it doesn't feel good velvet velvet feels really gross. it just feels smooth. maybe i'm thinking of suede. i
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6781.060
either suede or velvet, i really do not like the touch of. which is normal. it's a very normal thing that normal people have. that's copium. what about a peach? don't mind a peach too much. but if it got any peachier, i might start to have an issue. but don't... listen, i'm gonna turn it back around on you, because that's what i do. don't get on my case about this shit, brother.
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3015.340
it's like, you know, some people when they touch, like, velvet are like, ooh. yeah, if my skin's too dry and i touch velvet, it feels a little weird, but generally i like it. that's a flower, man. freaks me out. all right, we're gonna run some ads. we're gonna come back and play tharsis, which should be interesting, because we've never played it at all. i don't even know exactly what kind of game it is. it's like dice in a spaceship or something. it was a little bit like ftl. we'll be back in three minutes. don't go anywhere, and i'll see you soon. see you soon.
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2887.520
obviously besides velvet which every human on the planet hates the texture of i have no problem with textures whatsoever. well, velvet is really gross though. oh fuck, we haven't done the wario one in a minute. it's like the fabric is so fine that when you touch it, it just feels like you're like itching on the inside. right, right. we don't agree on that i'm sure. that's so true. that's so true.
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1015.020
you motherfucker. you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about, bro. you don't have another line to go after that? the second line of the song is, doo doo doo doo doo, oh yeah? she's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane. see, that's fucking imagery, bro. that's a great fucking line. where was that shit when you said, doo doo doo doo doo doo, oh yeah?
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1047.840
she's well acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane. starting to think that those beatles boys kind of knew what they were doing in the songwriting department. what's the velvet hand? it's the glove you wear on your hand when you're about to shoot a gun, i guess. or as the tiktok safe version, happiness is a warm, yes it is. fun!
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the only thing that makes them not tumble is the fact that they're also held by the epididymis, right? but then like at that point that we're getting way too specific with the verbiage. you're oh shut the fuck up. you're not well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a motherfucking window pane. i can now upgrade the pit lift. how about that? cool. i would much rather collect two stone each bounce.
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you motherfucker. you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about, bro. you're like, oh, you don't have another line to go after that? the second line of the song is, doo doo doo doo doo, oh yeah? she's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane. see, that's the fucking imagery, bro. that's a great fucking line. where was that shit when you said, doo doo doo doo doo doo, oh yeah?
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she's well acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane. starting to think that those beatles boys kind of knew what they were doing in the songwriting department. i was also thinking of, i don't know if it's gen z at this point. i don't know when we make the crossover from using gen z as the automatic generation to gen alpha. but let's just for now, and if you're gen z, which you probably are, don't get mad. gen z pearl jam, and it would be like,
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tumble is crazy? what would you use as a word for something falling down in an uncontrolled fashion that's a little goofy? i think tumble is the most perfect word you could possibly use for that. the only thing that makes them not tumble is the fact that they're also held by the epididymis, right? but then like at that point that we're getting way too specific with the verbiage. you're, oh shut the fuck up. you're not well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a motherfucking champagne.
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