Quotes about “Tiramisu”
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cheesecake a pirate cake no tiramisu is a pirate cake what are you talking about it's got rum in it what is what i thought that mean that there a pirate cake what was the original question i thought oh a pirate cake oh fuck me oh fuck me harder yep just i mean if you want all right well yeah i can't move
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it's so convenient, they got all the shit. i'm gonna lock the cabinets in the bathroom. i'm gonna... the toaster right there. good. don't worry. can you go follow him while i lock all this shit? we gotta know where he's going. alright. i got the other covers. found them. ryan, where are you? i got a little treat for you. tiramisu with extra rum! that sounds good.
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where does what is tiramisu is closer to as well definitely not a pie more cakey it's i guess it would fall under the cake category if you had to pick one that's like my my favorite sure more pies and cakes should aspire to be like that's your missus my favorite dessert like bar none hands down. i don't want cream pie man. i like a good cream pie
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photos taken moments before disaster. kaepora gebora. who is shed ninja? oh, obviously you gotta fight duster. whoops. bring back groupon. all the buttons are reversed again. groupon. enhanceable, there we go. fog immunity, even better. okay, groupon. i would like to enhance you please. yes, you. what the fuck? tiramisu groupon?
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three bad orders. come on. i blame chib for the cursed menu, no offense. they want mousse, apple and tiramisu. nope, they hate it. mousse, apple, oh it's because i gave him cheesecake by accident, sorry. moose, mousse, banana. see, these kind of look like iced lattes, right? this is what a kid orders when they want to pretend they're drinking alcohol. so true. i love when kids pretend to smoke cigarettes. look at me, look at me!
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and then had to take 18 hours of flights to get home. my feet were sweating. i wore the socks for so long that they sweated, like dried, solidified, resweated. like i was making like a tiramisu. there were like 10 different layers of like sweat that then dried. people are like, he came in the sock. the mid cell, he came in his socks. and then idiots and geniuses, i'm in one of those camps,
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and then somebody else makes a mistake and he gets killed. i mean he didn't do anything wrong, right? wait, was he holding the kid? i don't know. listen. i hope at the very least, i hope harambe is like haunting that kid's parents. like every night when they go to sleep, they get visited by the ghost of gorilla's past. he's rattling his damn chains and stuff. jacob marley style. tiramisu. don't mind if i do.
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can you imagine getting it? like, we hand make our tiramisu here. every morning, mama maria comes in at 3.15am. she carefully layers the lady fingers and the mascarpone cheese. we bake it until it comes out just right, and then we throw that shit into a fucking blender with nerds rope and jelly beans and just...
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the rest of the world like a week later, happy bo is afraid week, honey. she just doesn't have the same fucking... son of a bitch! mother's day? oh right. i want a medium tiramisu banana fuck festival with rainbow sprinkles, ziggy stardust and two cookies but make them italian. okay, you're very cultured. yeah, i know you did a semester abroad. congratulations. you saw fucking guardians of the galaxy in italy.
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i wasn't talking about going to the cheesecake factory and getting like some sliced cheddar cheese for a dessert. i was talking about going to a nice place. zanzibar. i was on your side from the beginning. people weren't ready for the take, man. they weren't ready for it. this is not a joke, but i don't want to say it because you guys are gonna make fun of me, but it's a cheesecake factory. of course we are! just say come. i am. nope. it's tiramisu, but when he eats egg, it's tiramipoo.
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what is it though? is it tiramisu? it's a cheese plate. that's not, that's not... that's extremely good comedic timing on the ice cube falling back into the glass.
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like, let me put it this way. you end up consuming more of the milk when you consume a flake based cereal, because the milk is like little cups that brings the milk into your mouth. because honey nut cheerios are like a ring, they each get soaked with milk, like the lady fingers in a tiramisu. but you aren't actually like consuming that much milk. which to me means that in a pinch, oh! you could
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semenole, a noun meaning... florida state university. picada, a noun meaning thin slices of meat, such as veal, that are dread... eating at an italian restaurant last night has never paid more dividends. mascarpone, picada, only thing i need it with you if they could give me tiramisu, bruschetta. you got it wrong three days ago? as alanis morissette said, brother, you live, you learn. he said bruschetta? that's how you say it, bro.
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