Quotes about “Timeline”
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i'm just saying... we have reality to dispute your allegation! that was pretty dope though. i'm just saying like if you had made contact and kicked it out, it would have gone up kind of center field. they could have blocked it and got the rebound if you had hit it. whereas if nick had hit it... the official timeline, that's what happened. there's no one timeline in the universe man. there are many universes potentially. possibly infinite. possibly infinite.
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i think it's called the mandela effect and it is this idea that perhaps we're living in like parallel universes or like time travel is happening and changing your timeline because some people could have sworn nelson mandela died in prison when actually of course he survived prison went on to be president of south africa for like 12 years or something like that. the one that is also commonly cited is the berenstein berenstain bears thing
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so they think this is evidence that like our timeline has been tampered with but most of the time what it actually is is just people refuse to believe that their memory is wrong and they're like nah dog any explanation except for my memory being wrong has to be true. as a kid i swore that nelson mandela died in prison my memory as a child could not possibly be incorrect therefore time travelers have fucked with the timeline. that is some fucked up ego shit right there.
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but when it's called the mandela effect, i was like, nah, dog. i got a lot of memories of nelson mandela being the living president of... i mean, he only died like a year ago. i don't know why this matters. you could just look this information up. there's footage of him and stuff, right? the idea is that it would change history, right? if the timeline changed, then... okay, yeah, i get it. what if nelson mandela died in prison but was replaced by a robot?
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anachronism. it's at a timeline. yeah, it's like imagine if they were like, hey the beatles are playing this concert and then you're like, but the beatles have been dead for 40 years. alright, the first one, well the only anachronism is... the only known anachronism. yeah, the only known anachronism is it is supposed to be thanksgiving yet is apparently not fall slash winter in south dakota. that's not an anachronism! that's what it...
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golf with friends game? like i'm live streaming it privately? what's that about? on steam? yeah, somebody just got in and started watching it. don't do that. that's weird. i always have mine on, and no one ever watches me when i play offline games. yo, there's a ton of pictures of bob sagat here on my timeline right now. really? oh shit, yeah, there's a good one right there. all of these are fantastic. i just, i like to retweet like four things in a row sometimes just to get
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talk about the mandela effect. we talked about the mandela effect on that show previous to this one. the mandela effect is for people who think that because they remember something differently than it actually is, that there's an alternate universe and there's been a like a split in the fucking human timeline between those universes because they thought that berenstain bears was spelled with an a instead of an e.
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i saw a tweet from a spam bot that was like, i'm a virgin how about you? and it had a picture. and i was like wait a minute, am i on like my interactions tab? because like obviously that gets tweeted to you to try to get you to click on these shady links. but then i was like no, i'm on the normal timeline. and i click on the person's name, it's the freaking like head of wizards of the coast. oh no. fuck it's...
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i always get those uh those two oh god damn it i went in the pit. i always get those tweets that are like like favorites from like sexy girls but yeah i was just gonna talk about that because i had the same issue years ago yeah exactly like a tweet that i had in like 2013. my dat boy drawing has been steadily and still gaining favorites and it comes up all the time at the top of my timeline is like pay attention look all these people favorited it
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it's like when you get on an airplane, do you go, when you walk past the people in first class, you go, suckers. don't they know there's another section of the plane? you can get the tickets for like 80% off. i'm really, i got one over on these guys. i want to know the breakdown of how the eight hours negotiation went down. like what was the timeline of that?
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do not run. i'm not doing it. i think it's kind of unfair because simon gotch was gifted supernatural powers when his hand phased through the ethereal realm and he was gifted the power of the elimination chamber, okay? simon gotch traveled through time creating an alternate timeline won my match bam bam bigelow tattooed his hair on his head. no nobody would do that. oh
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wow. here we go. do we draw some ken bone memes? we can do one round of quip to lashes. yes. this is the best timeline. let's go boys. xori, thank you for the twitch prime subscription as well. jackbox.television. inertia is a property of manor. or you can play london 2012, just kidding. ooh, you don't get my hopes up. i like that game. i can't wait till 2020 when that game is relevant again.
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wait, what movie was it? was that the last movie that you saw? no, the last movie i saw was civil war. that doesn't even make sense now. like, i'm running the timeline in my head. didn't civil war come out after? civil war came out may 23rd, 2016. so you just don't know which one's more current is actually the thing? i got confused.
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what if i just stream as long as it takes to get the shiny rowlet? it could take literal days. yeah, i know, i'll have to just stay awake then. nick. sounds like the worst timeline. everyone's like, what program? you wouldn't know it. honestly, you can't handle my strongest program. you made it custom for me and you'll never see it. i custom made it for nick for half the proceeds of him refunding his game. oh yeah, i still owe you 20 bucks. yeah, no, i know.
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