Quotes about “Think of you as gay”
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dude, fauzi? yeah, fauzi might just be like a cool gay guy. he gives off kinda like gay energy. see that's the thing is like i think when you discuss as like a straight person when you discuss stuff in this format you're kind of like implying that it's like the only gay culture that you understand. the muppets? is that there's ups and tops. no, no, i know there's a lot of stuff. i do some grocery shopping in those foods. i'm very familiar with the ceviche and the baba ghanoush and the all that stuff. you're not talking to an amateur here, okay?
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i don't know, i have no concept of that. i can kind of put myself in the shoes of a gay man as a man, but it would be difficult for me to put myself in the shoes of a lesbian woman, i think. well, you might say it's only one leap, like it's the same number of leaps, but it's harder for me to imagine being a woman than it is for me to imagine liking dudes. but i might have to talk about that with my therapist. like even if i'm
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it's not really our place, i think. who do you think you're watching right now? we argue about sandwiches. i'm not gonna talk about i'll comment on kevin spacey, what'd he say? he was accused of sexually assaulting a minor in an incident that happened 30 years ago and in response came out as a gay man.
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i got distracted. okay. so can i tell you something specifically owen wilson being in it is really tickling. wow. when kory said super gluing himself to the floor of the gay grocery, i was trying to think of what food you could super glue yourself to that would obviously be in the gay grocery but wouldn't come across as homophobic.
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well, it's it's gay to have water in my ass. see that always it's not a good argument. that argument always struck me as almost proving the opposite of what they wanted to prove. i think if you're so close to crossing the line like that.
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meta the way that you want to do it me personally. i like having i think the point of cleaning is to have cleanliness so rather than leave a dishwasher that's 80% dirty when that shits 80% full of dirty dishes. i just run it and if there's 20% empty space honestly fuck this gay earth. i don't care. that's on frigidaire as far as i'm concerned that's on whirlpool make a dishwasher. that's more efficient and
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i am not good at this game. as a girl this conversation is very interesting dot dot dot. well it's a good segue as well because japan is like the land of bidets right? oh yeah. and i'm super pro bidet and i think that like if you're if you're worried that a toilet is gonna turn you gay like
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there's also a northernlion, he's just like a normal dude. he's got high charisma though. i just made this guy as like a joke for the... for the video. um, okay, let's make a new character. al franken is 64? alright, disregard then. you want me to make kanye west? somebody say kanye west, somebody else say guy fieri. i think guy fieri would be like the ideal candidate here. guy fieri has to be a democrat because he officiated a bunch of gay marriages. it just seems like the logical choice. home state?
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right? which is okay. you gotta stop. do a damn auditioning for the show as we speak, bro. nah, you'd kill it. i think you could do gay. look, i don't think any of us are cut out for making some noise. i'm gonna be real. what? i could do it. i'd kill it. give me something.
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and i still think back to the 40 year old virgin to show how much culture has changed. because they do have that scene where paul rudd and seth rogen are playing mortal kombat and seth rogen says, you know how i know you're gay? you listen to coldplay. and in like, 05, that joke made sense. but now in 2025, there might be no straighter band to listen to. like, there's no shot, right? if you're listening to coldplay, you're straight as fuck. it's kind of a little vanilla, a little boring. i like some of their songs.
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