Quotes about “They’re gonna kill me man”
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619.10
although it does do seven. hear me out. okay, what about a defend? a terror? i don't think it matters too much if we apply it to. then try concentrate and it did give us energy. so that was the play. we are gonna take 13 damage, which is a lot. i knew going into it that this was gonna put us in a bit of a scary spot, you know? okay, now that they're poisoned... oh man, this is great. so let's get the one that's trying to actually kill us.
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637.26
the chasing of the dragon of true crime is getting too high. netflix has a new one called my dad tried to kill me or i tried to kill my dad. it's like, it's too far man. they're getting into such like hyper specific true crime cases. pretty soon we're gonna be in like on a oh my great aunt twice removed tried to steal my credit card.
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5202.86
nice okay, okay. we got we got 30 already. oh man take each man, man. oh, we should go kill there. yeah, there's a dude. well, they're all dead. oh, there's a guy we have to go i think there's gonna be power at a oh no, we got it. we're at 80 already yeah, there's a sword sword ladies on me rampage. oh my lord ready swell. oh
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maybe you've killed everyone. imagine me. they're all dead. it's like that gerard butler quote from the trailer for last man standing. you gotta let me go. or what? or i kill everyone. i hope not. i remember the tagline for resident evil 2 was, everyone's gonna die. did everyone actually die? wait, wait, wait. it wasn't called last man standing, it was called law abiding citizen.
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i was really engrossed in battleblock theater. i was. come on, come on, we gotta win this. oh, i'm just racking up crazy points. they're all exploding me. yeah, you just stand on the toaster and lob grenades. you don't obviously play high level strat. nick, um... nick, i'm gonna need you to stop just pushing me in the corner there. oh, what's the matter? did you kill yourself? the bread people are fighting me! yeah, bread people are mean, man.
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1113.20
once they're in the mode, they're in your area of effect. but you can't put me in check if i move on to a white square. good to know? because you can move orthogonally. because the bishops move like damn rooks, man! now i'm not in check. you are gonna move to put me in check. but i'm okay with that. maybe just kill a rook for now. a unit is adjacent to us so we cannot kill a rook.
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what is bds? i don't know, it's a list of places you're not supposed to go. i don't know what the hell it stands for. booty dripping sweat? that can't be true. that can't be true, man. pandering? what do you mean pandering? i can't get a soda street people are gonna fucking kill me, bro! are you serious? they're trying to kill me over the perrier and i think the perrier is mostly just like, i don't know. they don't like the vibes or something. maybe it's owned by nestle, i'm not 100% sure. can't you ignore them? well, it's not as fun though.
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2351.88
unless they were like a cop with a gun. i was gonna say, i feel like some people would probably allow that. yeah, no, a cop with a gun, yeah, that's understandable, they can kill you. but like anyone else, they can't fucking kill you. what are they gonna do? they're gonna ruin their life. i mean, certainly not at that grocery store, you don't have to... if you're not willing to kill me, you cannot detain me. that's a hell of a mentality. i'm not gonna stick around for the fucking grocery store security guard, man. they can't do anything.
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so are these spikes like in hell? things that you can actually fall on and die to? like these spikes on the top of the building? cause it scares me a little bit. get blad's cape. you forgot the eggplant. the eggplant! this is a long time ago. those spikes are super lethal. i'm gonna play the tutorial. the spelunky. yep. how to play. that's a good idea. i don't know why though. i'm the asian man. troll chat. they will kill you. they're safe! no gold run on the tutorial level.
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5805.900
ow! he tackled me! yeah! help me! help me! man who was trying to finish those people off! yeah, fall into the abyss, laserdiscus. he's going back. who is this... is this rockly scum right here? might be. oh shit! it was. this scum is trying to finish off the other team. he didn't revive me back to life. yeah, i had to kill the other team or they're gonna come back. i was fighting a dude. you were just slashing at this guy's throat on the ground. oh, dracula fetus got punched in the fucking soul.
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513.34
they're engaging me once more? alright, just kill me. we'll start a new campaign. fuck colorado, man! fuck 4th of july. realistically, we're not gonna get any of those and that's fine. hey, who's moving the chairs around up there? are you hearing that? i gotta go put a stop to this. this is crazy. oh my god, dude. i did basically run up and say quit effing with the chairs.
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but if there was a melee man, he could have probably like instantly killed me. and we did level up actually. very nice. gotta be cautious here. hey, they're all dead actually. that's good news. we're not gonna hit la ahh! there was something in there. i wanted to check on that weapon at least. uh, fire eater or throne butt? i think fire eater is better to protect us from ourselves. now, just be a little careful. i can't believe that the assault rifle didn't just kill him in one hit.
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