Quotes about “They were fucking in there”
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i just picture in my head like it because it's irrational or i'm sure what happened is like maybe somebody drinking on their balcony like even far away was just like hey check this out bump and then it is randomly like landed on my patio or like people walking by were like you know they just needed it but in my head, it's always like some fucking conspiracy that like some evil asshole out there is like i'm gonna you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna wait until 2 a.m.. and i'm gonna throw a single
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it should be 10 times bigger than that. searches is always hard to tell, man. i mean, the more popular someone is, the more people know about him. so like everyone knows about ryan reynolds. dude, globe and mail fucking had a takedown of ryan reynolds in their toronto international film festival roundup. they were talking about how he was there promoting the john candy documentary. i like me, the john candy documentary.
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traumatic time. were they in a hole? they were trapped in a hole, man. oh, under arizona, yeah. under the arizona desert, yeah. um, there's like probably a good chance to do some sacrifices on the third floor. more spiders. yeah, there's probably a good chance to do some sacrifices here. if i had a kapala this would be the greatest moment. oh, well, i just wasted a bomb but the ghost is here so fucking better safe than sorry. found the key. it's on the fourth floor, right? yep. oh, thank god. what hit me?
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they can go well, yeah. yeah, slice of pineapple on a burger. i used to fuck with a bonsai burger at red robin every night. yes, dude! that was genuinely what i was fucking thinking too. i haven't been there in like a decade, but i would definitely get the bonsai burger whenever i went. remember the last time i went to red robin? i'm like, what happened to your burger? why are they like half the size that they were the last time i was here? actually, i went with my family. was the server vibing with that kind of discourse? probably i wasn't talking to them. no.
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that's fucking the shit you've already been paying attention to for the last 20 minutes! give me treats, i'm in line. you know what's crazy is that like the first time we played a 30 turn game, we were all like, oh, let's not do that again for a while. like i'm so drained. now it's just like, i can't believe it's almost over, man. i'm sorry. i gotta interrupt you there. why is this one person gets a mushroom and they also gave it to first place? this shit is insane.
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i just wish they were a bit shorter. you should watch the... no, don't watch the apartment. you should watch marty. it's 89 minutes long. guys, you gotta get him into the thing. i like that. i got myself. he's getting the shit out of himself. i got myself. you guys keep getting him over there. oh, fuck! the squad came up for me, man! no, he's in the fucking... dude's in the tempest, man! he's in the bermuda triangle!
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here is really ineffective. hey, careful up there. if you go to the right and stop the stairs, a lot of mines. okay, he's right. dude, we're going to find so much gold. watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out. these guys don't know loot, bro. look at this. amateurs, man. and a fucking perfume bottle. $100 right here. holy shit. 101. i know. they were saying nope so quick. i got $200 in my pockets right now. locked?
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because the whole point of sushi roll names is they're fucking random almost like it really are like you can tell me any of these were sushi rolls. i believe you like the restaurant they're in or they're based on the name of the region or some bullshit like that i mean, i don't know bear. i have no idea pig roll is the only fucking one and even there i'm like if we
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depends on when i get there if i get i if i get there super early, i'm gonna be alright i'll scrap a fucking bite to eat. okay. are you going solo dollar? yeah i was gonna buy my roommates but when i looked at the thing there were only three tickets left and they were all separate from each other in bad spots hmm. i was like, they're probably not gonna go to that last time we went to the movies which was this saturday we got a small drink and a medium drink and
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i don't know anything about them, but if they thought that they were looking cool, that impression was lost on me. let me just put it that way. i was not like, whoa, there's some real gangsters in the park. i was like, let me guess, your wife doesn't let you smoke inside? like, wow, really? you got your lawn chair out in a public place, just sitting down, like smoking a cigar with one ashtray on the sidewalk in between all four of you? like it's just fucking, it's just kind of fucking weird to me, to be honest with you.
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i don't know if you knew this. you're fucking annoying as shit. shut up. ridiculous. now stop derailing the stream. you're lucky with all the cots in chat. otherwise i'd be scrolling up and taking a peek at your username and then auditing your whole fucking... let me guess, you were very active during the mcdonald's stream. i could still scroll up. it's still in the cache. you better be careful. that's all i'm saying. there's a sea here. and i'm gonna guess they won't let you just take a boat. so we have to go iraq.
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in becoming guppy. and i know people are occasionally, first off, let's just nip this shit in the bud. the second order northernlion, don't get mad at people getting mad at you. i'm getting mad because you're getting mad at people getting mad at you. look, we've crossed the point into fucking absurdity here, okay? let's just all be cool. let me say my piece here and then we'll move on and not dwell on it. i know there's gonna be people who are gonna be ornery that were potentially becoming guppy here. they're gonna say, northernlion, you've become guppy a lot recently. don't you think it's too easy to become guppy in rebirth?
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alright, so we're gonna jump right after this door, yeah? yeah. okay. let's do it. let's move. okay. i didn't jump. you're okay. you're okay. oh, god! holy shit! grass, grass, grass, grass. yeah. yeah. oh, sorry. okay. i did not know those were gonna fall. they threw a little monkey wrench in there. yeah, that was, uh... and it's funny too, because you're like, oh, sorry, i didn't make it in my head. i'm like, who fucking cares, man? we got plenty of time. and then immediately...
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