Quotes about “They fucked me jerry”
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2024.34
oh, we got it already. this is like the greatest. oh no, because they're ones. i have to roll either a stamina die. oh, i could just use one of these if the reroll fails. it didn't fail. i'm a genius. look at that. they're ones, jerry. pick one. when a game gives me three pieces of loot, here's how fucked up my brain is. when a game gives me three pieces of loot, i'm like, three pieces of loot.
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1592.22
no? i'm not saying you voted for him to be the faker, you're saying he's the most likely to bang a world war ii veteran. oh, i had no idea. i literally don't know who to vote for, man. oh, shit, i thought it might have been malf. i was trying to be the one that stands out. ah, i wouldn't do such a thing. they fucked me. they fucked me, jerry. literally, like, that prompt was...
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2297.92
instantly you're like check out this fucked up shit that happened in belarus. yeah, humans are all the evil man and then you know i mean, i'm not saying that that's the only part of the issue here, but i think i just think people are way more connected from one another like back in the old day everybody would know like every neighbor they had yeah, you can go like yeah, i'm not talking to your neighbor now and then if somebody abducted your kid you'd be like definitely jerry fucking neighbor man he looks over me at the fence
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5425.94
okay, the perfect crime has been executed. look at that, 32 coins. a double jump in the shop. and this shit is so fixed it might as well be a jake paul boxing match. okay, fuck you man. fuck you. you know what? increase my gun power save for a double jump. they fucked me jerry. they fucked me. they fucked me. i got one more in me and then we'll have to return.
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3090.400
i'm sorry he fucked you like that. you the kanye and drake line reminds me of that. i was thinking of the youtube video from like two thousand and eleven called talking funny, where they get all the stand up comedians together to break down what humor is and looking back it's ricky gervais, louis ck jerry seinfeld, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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5019.50
no? wait, he didn't make a response? i'm not saying you voted for him to be the faker, you're saying he's the most likely to bang a world war ii veteran. oh, i had no idea. i literally don't know who to vote for, man. oh, shit, i thought it might have been malf. i was trying to be the one that stands out. ah, i wouldn't do such a thing. they fucked me. they fucked me, jerry. literally, like... that prompt was...
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