Quotes about “They don’t know shit about this man”
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yeah, you know i love it. you love it? i don't know how to feel about it. that's good stuff. you don't know how to feel about glorp? it's never not funny. i mean i'll just be like doing something and then like someone will type like glorp take me to some carbon. we're big guys. especially if they say some cocky shit before they make the jump. i just don't know how to feel about it man. yeah, that's fair. that's fair. hey. watch this. it's easy, dead. you guys got glorp in your chin? i do s basket.
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kroger was like doing dynamic pricing. i don't know what they were basing it on, but they were charging some people more or less for other things. dude, that's what i was thinking is like this next level of dystopian tech is like when you walk into the grocery store, it scans the cookies on your phone to like know your income bracket and then dynamically changes the price tags when you're looking at the shit to be more expensive. yeah, rich. yep. i see if you're like, you know, really wealthy, you'd be like, sure, man, like nine bucks a pound for lunch meat. that's about right in there, didn't he?
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prove that it's your house, you'd be like, oh my id is in the house. i think it's kind of like the perfect crime, man. i locked myself out once. they didn't ask me for shit. that's what i'm saying, man. i don't know, i just don't buy it. they verify your identity 100%. i'm sure you could find like a sketch locksmith, man. like a mafia locksmith or something. i'm not, i apologize by the way, i'm not trying to suggest you don't know what you're talking about. i do need this, but for some reason i feel compelled to get more rooms.
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i'm gonna go there. the other a. walker is also going to live in this place. that's just gonna be another person named a. walker. i know how to get to city hall from here. don't make me laugh. is the diamond shop open? is the pope shit in the woods? i got disorganized. city hall. they say the state of your desk is a state of your mind. so if you have a cluttered desk, you have a cluttered mind. well, what does that say about someone who has an empty desk? oh, man. okay.
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i don't know what their value is, but they definitely suck oxygen, and that's okay! i'm not trying to tell them not to live their lives in the way that they've chosen to live their lives. trade seven drone parts for 36 scrap. we're gonna decline, but ask about their translator, but we can't buy it. okay, that sucks. so this store is not gonna be useful for us, but the store adjacent to it maybe, especially because we have combat here. alright, mind control on the pilot, and they're like, oh shit, what happened to derek, man?
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what is this? it has an exclave or an island? are you georgia? you're not georgia. are you like bahrain maybe? bahrain, okay. this must be the f1 course right here. that's the f1. what's going on with the... it's got like stamps coming off of it. those are ports. those are damn bridges. turns out i don't know shit about bahrain, man. turns out i don't know shit about it. they're man made islands. who knew?
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it's gotta be you. oh he's goated! also adam, welcome back adam driver. slovakian adam driver can't hurt you. the rest of this shit i don't really care about all that much to be honest with you, i'm happy. how do you know this? bro slava kozlov was like the second best player on the atlanta thrashers. he wasn't quite at kovalchuk's level but... and the wings in the 2000s? i don't know about that man, they had a pretty stacked roster.
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they make good shows? okay, make them, make them, but put them on channel 11. put them on the cbc, man. put them somewhere i already got. i'm sick of this shit. now every time i turn off my tv, i get advertised, or turn on my tv, i get advertised to. owen wilson's got some kind of show on apple tv about, i don't know if it's golf or he's holding like a swimming pool, toy every single time. i don't know.
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and then all the other ones they did that are apparently exactly the same. why are you glowing? did i open you for free? i need a stone sword key, man. forgot about the hippo? nah, man, fuck that dude. he's nothing to me. this is the type of shit i'm on. you're literally just a mob. oh my god, he's found the bosses instantly? these are not the bosses, bro. these are just two fellas. well, it's more than two, but i don't know if it warranted an ult necessarily.
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that's embarrassing. oh my god, oh my god, there's so people are so good. i'm fucked. i'm fucked they won't be this good in the real games. and i don't know. i don't know what justin's rank is. holy shit you actually have to aim for heads in this one. i gotta reload he didn't have to reload. i went up against the one guy with the fucking pp bizon man. holy shit. i need a medkit where are you? i haven't seen you man forever. i spawn and die in about 0.2 seconds every single time. oh tiger woods. no
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