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1533.52
to japan but it that was the impetus for it you know how like here we're all worried about automation and there's like kiosks taking all of our jobs and stuff like that no i fully embrace automation oh me too because i believe in human progress but because we have boston too many times yeah exactly japan is like for all the vending machines they have in that country there are so many jobs where i'm like this job only exists
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1202.82
i'm begging you prioritize this job. what else is even there's no other jobs right now everybody's just just eating and dying taking a shit as is necessary, okay? well, i mean, i'll tell you what you should make another storage compactor here. we go here. we go here we go here. we go okay deliver the pipes i know it sucks breathing up here is really shitty, but i have the utmost faith in you why are you picking up sand man? well? what was the um?
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7261.14
are there any jobs that just require you to solve trivia? because i feel like ryan should get right on that. uh, this one's looking out okay. call being a teacher. i don't think so. you could do like faqs on amazon all day or something. this one's not good. ryan, what are we doing here? they pay you for that. do you hit the wall? i don't know dude, i'm trying to get up into there. there's like a little fire watch up there. i'm trying to get up. how do you get up there? fire watch. oh god. no, my trigger words.
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5297.22
no, i've never seen one, but i know you love it yeah, you just go up and punch in your order and then when you're done you pay there and it ships it back to the kitchen and then you know a robot that replaced ten human jobs just comes out and is like here's your food. are you customer number 1406 dash 1 7 yeah, that's me just says my mama named me and they just give the robot from fallout with the little like jets behind a carry in a tray i love the kiosk man
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186.04
it would be nice to have less homeless, but like the tenements are already super not full. but maybe people don't want to come over here and you know work over here because there's no jobs over here. so it might be for the best to... let's look at our overlays quickly. you know, beauty sucks, pollution sucks, trees suck, no tsunamis.
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735.56
i don't think we need to spread out really more over the coast of the island here. we got kind of like an iceland situation. we've already got a reykjavik. maybe eventually we'll build like an akureyri up here or something like that, but for now, 600 people. man, we are actually growing very, very quickly, which is a little frightening because i expect that homeless and unemployed is gonna go up. there's enough open jobs though. it's really like the homeless problem. i have no idea what to do about it.
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1083.62
can't get this done. let's just go to jobs. oh my god. okay. you know what can we delete these no that seems very silly to me. we still got a prisoner out here 602 out of 606 places have been searched come on i believe in you we have minus $36 that seems bad where are the last places to look i figured some of them would be in the workshop, but no is the shakedown over there's one okay, so we can't do anything with that
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1376.88
good, those cells are good. reports, prisoners, we got 13 coming tomorrow which is exactly as many as we can hold. two prisoners are even due for release soon so we'll be fine with that respect. within that respect i should say. please! oh, there's so many to do lists here in this workshop and they just don't do it. jobs. they're queued. only one of these jobs can't be done. dump rubble, no route. oh, and move light to storage and dump stack.
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3619.00
sorry your answer isn't there. you want to be my lawyer see work. did you get it no? what are the answers well we're about to find out when they but fuck us here the clergy the clergy the clergy ferris of jobs, please tell me that's an ex oh, that was it was an ex if there were only five answers on the board oh
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2595.38
maybe because half the jobs these days are meaningless. here we go again. you insult me, i'm supposed to take it. i insult you? no, no, it's not. you don't insult me. it's society's problem. what the heck happened there? what's going on? i can't pitch? i've been hacked? i can't throw a pitch. uh oh, something went wrong. you've been disconnected. all right. you've never helped anyone who's had their battery die? never. i've never seen... i don't know if it's like...
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425.92
do we need like a regular door then staff door? i'm not sure. we could install like a perimeter wall around us. let's just keep it fenced in for now. we'll keep some guards stationed like here at the perimeter to hopefully keep prisoners from escaping, but that's just a regular door. and then we'll also hire like a second gardener out here. what are you putting down there? install tree. all right, the jobs have been queued. this is awesome. do we have to go to deployment to actually get prisoners to work? no access. well, we'll wait for that to be taken care of.
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