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I do get up to a little chicanery (Lethal Company)
- 2549.16 the movie's messed up, dude. that shit's a fucking documentary. warner herzog has spent his whole life courting the sum total of human tragedy and he said, you must not ever show this tape to anybody. promise me when i leave you guys. that's good stuff. that's some good stuff. find some incredible ways to help themselves. what are they gonna take? wikipedia later. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [July 3rd, 2019]
- 7947.58 look, we have a big population, alright? big population, you know, lots of media, record companies. lot of trash. i was gonna say, you know, wealth inequality. lots of trouble. yeah, i mean, basically. it's great for artists. and oppression. i missed the first part of the show, ryan. did you address your feelings on the movie you saw yesterday? spider man? yep. did you see it? i did, i just got back. yo, what'd you think? Search ↗
I didn't mean to insult your comfort game, I was just yapping (Miscellaneous)
- 3317.96 gwyneth paltrow would not do anything except marvel movies and goop. because, like, why be in a bad movie when instead you could just stay home and then like show up to the marvel crucible green screen like once every three years and be like, don't go this time, tony. you know how this ends. and then be like, thank you for the two point six million dollars, please. like, you wouldn't catch me making nashville strong. Search ↗
Northernlion and Friends Play - PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds - Season 2! Episode 17
- 1208.56 what are you trying to say about our hosting ability? i'm just trying to say usually there have been movie franchises that have been rebooted like 20 times since big brother season 1 aired and my boy who is the host of survivor? jeff probst. jeff probst? yo but he's got tenure from rock and roll jeopardy. yo talk about like lifetime security. that dude goes from cancelled show to the longest running show in the history of television. wait who? jeff probst. wait where did he go to? Search ↗
Enter the Gungeon (Revisited) - Finale [102⧸？]
- 1600.40 oh, sorry, it's the rat room. like let me give you an example. i could be living in a horror movie right now. me and my wife recently upgraded our life insurance. if anybody was watching the story of our life, if you know, it's like context based, if it happened to be on that show, you would be like, oh this is where it all goes wrong. but because we're not on the show, it's just a responsible thing that like adults do. Search ↗
The Binding of Isaac： AFTERBIRTH+ - Northernlion Plays - Episode 669 [Usurped]
- 494.68 for a lot of you watching, i might be like the problem in hollywood, you know? i didn't see annihilation in theaters, i didn't see blade runner in theaters, but i show up opening weekend for every single marvel movie. it tickles my fancy and it's always worth the price on the ticket. i don't need to justify myself to you, it's always a good time. and i will say, dude this is a tough one, cause like do we want to give you money knowing we might not be able to buy... ugh. Search ↗
- 844.36 so i'll get over it. i'll be like, eh, it's a movie, you know? if it's amazing, i'll never shut up. but if it sucks, i'll get over it real quickly. but i get it, you know? the only thing that annoys me, and i've said this on the show many times, is when people are like, oh, they're talking about superhero movies again. i hate when they talk about superhero movies. they're ruining the industry. and then you go, okay, what did you see in the theater this weekend? and you go, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Search ↗
- 980.34 i actually just go, is anybody still i expect this movie to be a lot better than truth or dare. but i expected to make like literally zero dollars at the box office. like are there people out there that are like, oh that new owen wilson vince vaughn movie looks amazing. i gotta go see that. i don't think so. that's something you wait to show up. it's one of those movies where like three months after it comes out in theaters it's on netflix and you're like, thank god i didn't pay 20 bucks to go see that. Search ↗
Who does number two work for？ (Miscellaneous)
- 336.460 michael b. jordan was wallace. that's a little show called the wire, or as apollo calls it, the boy in the heron. seven foot five, i've been waiting for that one. i've been storing that. that one's been in the cache since he mentioned watching that movie. i just needed to wait for the right moment and i appreciate the daily dozen giving me an opportunity to unload that from the cache because the clipboard was getting full. boban marjanovic, they tried to kill him with a book in john wick 3. Search ↗
- 3697.660 when his wife sharon tries to feed him a listerine strip. trying to fucking poison me. it's a fucking stamp. that's a classic man. sharon! dude, i actually feel bad for you if you're too young to have seen the osborns when it aired man. that show was a movie. that was appointment viewing when the new episode of the osborns came out. Search ↗
The Northernlion Live Super Show! [July 19th, 2018]
- 5187.00 yeah, that's hero brian. i went through so many iterations of that. it was like box, definitely a staircase, 100% yet another grid, and then when he drew the brown lines, i was like, that's minecraft. that's minecraft. gotta go fast. i mean, pokemon can learn to talk. that's like season one. you know it can happen. mewtwo in the first movie. meowth in the tv show. meowth in the tv show, that's true. Search ↗
Missing Piece! Northernlion and Mathas Play： The Escapists 2 [Episode 3]
- 1119.92 well first of all dragon ball z the show good dragon ball the movie not so good really did you see the live action dragon ball oh dude i did see dragon ball evolution that movie yeah probably the worst movie i've ever seen i don't know man it's up there with avatar the last airbender fucking action live action well that movie was horrendous i finally got toilet paper hell yeah all right well i've got one paper mache waiting for you you just need mine and then you can make yourself a fake vent cover and you can just replace the one you have Search ↗