Quotes about “The postal service”
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1113.26
to tip through a cluster box. you must work for the postal service. you knew the real name for what i was talking about. just give it to them? sure, let me just go to another part of the city where my mailbox is and wait for them to show up and then give them a $20 bill. good idea. the nobel prize in idiocy. i told you we're doing the attitude era 2023. if you suggest something stupid, we're gonna call it stupid.
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1679.88
the travel's already happening? because they're the postal service, that's why the traveling is happening. it's not like they just find the motherfucker, go into halifax and say, can you carry this for us? just put it in your backpack, bro, it'll be cool. we got motherfuckers in chat trying to tell me that the mail is a scam. are you fucking crazy? a human being is driving your package across this great continent, man. what do you mean it's a scam?
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272.08
if anything, it actually has more utility than the playstation 5, which we have already gotten as well. but we don't maybe need to rush out and get those right away. at the same time, i like to say thank you to the person who delivers the packages. you get different degrees of enjoyment, you know? and i'm not saying like, oh, they should always have to have a smile on their face. but when we get a package from the postal service,
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2784.500
right again. right again. oh, it might work. it might work. i can't believe he's trying something different. postman pat 854. i can't believe there's another motherfucker named after a children's property that's talking shit. it's just, it's, they're making it too easy. you might have been in the impression that this is someone who works for maybe like the us postal service. i, as someone who grew up in canada when it was still british before it became american,
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4791.060
good things will befall you if you send this to like 11 people that you know. i'm serious man. in the mail? yeah, this is why the postal service used to be solvent bro. people were spending like, i don't know, three or four bucks to send 11 letters in the mail. they were probably like chiseling this shit into stone tablets and giving it to people. bring back physical media. i remember we got one when i was like maybe six or seven and i was freaked out and then my mom was like, don't worry about it. it doesn't mean anything. i was like, okay.
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784.30
it's a hard song to listen to because it's 10 minutes long. dump it, dump it, hold it. i hate to discard but i felt like the right time. i guess i should have just played a high card now that i think about it. 7 8 10 postal service son or death cab daughter. might surprise you. i personally believe the answer is postal service son. 5 5 4 3 4 5 6
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838.54
they only have the one album though? that's exactly my point, i think. death cab's got some good stuff, but i don't rep the whole catalog. whereas postal service, i mean 100% of the catalog is gas. as long as you ignore recycled air, they're gonna give us something. and this place is a prison? you're right, it's such a miss i actually forgot that it existed. this place is a prison is not it. dump it, use it. use it?
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1015.28
to make the demand for the vacuums higher than the compressed air. like you might say, what kind of motherfucker doesn't have an air compressor at home? i imagine it's a much lower percentage of people having an air compressor than a fucking vacuum cleaner, man. i'm going bartleby mode, i would prefer the fuck not to. i just don't want to deal with this shit, okay? don't give up. there was a real temptation to go postal service mode.
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844.80
i feel like that would be fitting, though. bearded nerds like us, you know? so they played gangnam style. it wasn't really that kind of show. that's even better! i really thought explosions in the sky would be a post hardcore band and then they were like acoustic guitar and shit. they are electric guitar. honestly, i've never even listened to them before. they're electric guitar. it's post rock. i don't know what the hell post hardcore is, but... yeah, post rock is not the same. i've heard of, like, the postal service. yep. they deliver my mail.
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4369.14
we have like a shared mailbox situation. so i'm not going to open up like one of the little male squares and then put money in there. just seems like, i don't know. it's a little strange to tip through a cluster box. you must work for the postal service. you knew the real name for the what i was talking about. just give it to them. sure. let me just go to another part of the city where my mailbox is and wait for them to show up and then give them a twenty dollar bill. good idea.
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1333.42
it's normally some i would be like stocky. maybe that's how i would describe like a package i was sending through the postal service i mean you can say a person is bulky like that bad guy in power rangers. oh, i mean no disrespect i just didn't know a better word is use at the moment bulk a bad guy. i mean he's like no is bulk a bad guy though
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