Quotes about “The porn dude”
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kids watch porn on my bus a girl once gave a dude a blowjob in my class how does that even happen how does what is that you must have really really a distracted as teacher as someone who has been a teacher i have sympathy for the teacher because i'm sure they're not just like oh let's not interrupt them but still like you gotta pay attention that stuff man
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and uh... that's a tip! you see that round thing? i'm pretty sure, dude! yeah, so if you looked at that, that was pretty interesting. did your friends when you were growing up ever want to watch porn together? yes! dude, it's the weirdest fucking thing! yeah. i only say yes a because it's true and b because i've also wondered if i was alone in this one.
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the old porn in the woods, yeah dude. still have absolutely no reason or no idea of why it's a thing except i guess the obvious thing is like dudes are like hey i'm just gonna go to this store and then they walk into the woods and like jerk off which is fucking sad and scary at the same time.
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and there's also no like naked people but playing board games option either. oh, i need that category dude. see that's the kind of shit that and i was talking about it on the tuesday show i find that so much weirder than any porn is when people are like i just like to watch it like that is so much scarier to me we were talking about the maid cafes in japan because it's like these people go to the maid cafes that are like platonic strip clubs and they just have like a woman
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there's a genuine artistry to pole dancing and i don't mean that as like a joke. there is actually a lot of their clothes are off. dude, you're being reductive. i don't think you guys... i'm saying why aren't they doing some athletic stuff? if you're there to see the athletic stuff... why don't they just do it with their clothes on? with their clothes on? yeah, no, that's what i'm saying. guarantee bear thinks porn is empowering for women. cool, yeah, great generalization. hey, that's gaslighting, chad! yeah, uh huh.
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dude, if the robot overlords take over, if they give me a matrix, then i'm in. isn't that... like people watch the matrix as if it's like a cautionary tale? yeah. but then we're like, man i can't wait for vr porn. that's the matrix! in the matrix, robots are assholes, they give everyone a boring ass lame life. true, yeah. well in the second one they explain the game. they tried to give people a good life and then they rebelled.
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yes they're gonna look at it they don't need to be able to read it they can understand what it is there's news everywhere there's news on tv they would be like ooh sudoku i like this i can't believe sean evans broke up with a porn star that's my food man i can't read it i should have why did it never let me pick until now dude i would have everything right? i trust you now yeah it's gotta be mirror now this is insane this is insane wow i can't believe you guys guessed the mirror it's because we talked about the mirror so people clicked the mirror i want a peanut
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ooh, honestly. britain's trying to block porn unless you use a login system? dude, with how the first world's going, i'm, like, if i'm moving anywhere, i'm going to the third world somewhere. i'm just going, you know, just go to the wild west. why skip one? why not go second world after any of those? what's wrong with the second world, rob? what does count as the, is there anything that counts as the second world? thor made a whole movie about it. he's always making movies.
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like that's pornography now? dude, we went back to utah i think like a year and a half ago and they've got big old billboards up everywhere in salt lake city that say cosmopolitan is porn for kids! what?! the magazine?! yeah.
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and then the first comment is always like, people are gonna drop porn at the bird. i'm like, is the artist in the room with us right now? is the artist the dude who just typed that message into the chat? what do you mean people? you're people, dude. i'm just sketching off the bumper. i respect that. i have been the claire of the mount holly estate at reddington to publish and declare this instrument my last will and testament.
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you have points? oh jesus christ! this is chasing porn! i got chin bird viewed, i avenged you. i've definitely, this is the longest life anyone's ever had in counter strike. oh, you can go around that! i didn't know. sir ox just got put down, dude. he ain't pulling the wagon no more. i'm literally not in last place. have you ever seen, have you ever seen the likes of this before? no, let's see, where are you? oh shit, you're not in last place, you're so true. mogged. oh my god! how are these guys so good?
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and i said that it was you that printed it off. and it was. it was me. but i was like, what the fuck, man? you sold me out. i definitely had, like, a reams worth of paper in one of my drawers. that was just all, like, random naked pictures. dude, the internet sucks, man. it took, like, five minutes to download one picture. i don't got time for this. you got to print out a hard copy of that shit, man. yeah. you don't even know if it's going to be, like, porn on the printer that's like,
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