Quotes about “The offspring”
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no, they'll adapt. the human body does crazy shit. huh. well now we have to try it. we'll definitely try it. does anyone have a human child that we can subject to? i can think of one person who's recently created offspring. oh yeah! desmond's going to the matrix. yo, and also, desmond is just the perfect one word title for our documentary about this experiment. desmond. he does sound like a character out of assassin's creed.
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yeah, i like sonic adventure 1 on the dreamcast adventure 2 is my favorite room and listen to the offspring americana while i played it. oh hell yeah, the kids aren't alright, right? mmm that describes us and shadow the hedgehog josh you like that song on americana that goes maybe life is like a red eye on the freeway dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way. hey, oh
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what is it called? the whiplash or whatever? you have the whiplash counters so you just keep spinning around in circles. oh! rahr, your character looks like... just kill him! the offspring of like captain america and the red skull. in a horrible, horrible universe.
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because your progeny is going to eventually overtake you so you need to stay ahead of the curve for as long as you can. that's the point though! you need to get strong enough to wrestle him. you want your offspring to be better than you, that's the whole point of evolution. ultimately you know they will be, but you want to stick around as long as you can, right? depends on how you raise them. well, will they be? what if i go out while i still can walk and stuff? then he will never be able to beat me in a fight.
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equalizer thing when you would listen to something on winamp and you'd be like, oh wait this is the offspring, hold on let me go off of default and put it onto the rock eq preset. i'm listening to americana by offspring, can you crank up the mids a little bit? i want you all tattooed, i want you bad. i still do that? come on.
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offspring reference. i don't want to wipe any poop at any point in my life. you're gonna have to. yeah, does not bother me at all. when i think about future me having a child, dealing with baby shit is like one percent of the negative. yeah, i guess it's pretty low on the list too. it's like almost all you do for a good month or two at the beginning.
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it is gen x to, um, oh, go for wife, am i right? no, i think it's more like baby boomers. i thought gen x was a baby boomer. typical zoomer. yeah, me when i'm a zoomer. gen x are the offspring of the baby boomer. the offspring?
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the same year men in black came out and i said, uh, wait a minute. that sounds like me. hang on. librarian, you might want to pay attention to this one because we're back. i've come to terms with it. you should not be on the squad anymore. i've done nothing with you. librarian, don't watch this one. we got no chance. you can take the rads are online. this is the rads are online. isn't that an offspring song?
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mommy's online, daddy's online, they just seem a little weird. surrender, surrender, do an adult diagnosed adhd. that's not the offspring? yes, but the offspring song is called the kids aren't alright. but then i had to, they don't really say alright in that song, so i had to find the cheap tricks song instead. why are you doing the voice when you're singing? excuse me!
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cheap trick everybody, dexter holland from the offspring. surrender folks, it's a good song. it is a good song. mommy's all right, i would say yes, mommy's all right. we've all got eyes. daddy, we're not so sure. i'll take your word for it. this is a cell. this is a cell. and look at this, now we're cooking. librarian, you're gonna wanna pay attention to this one. do i hear the staircase? who doth approach my office but lovely momo?
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i know this is like anti canadian. i don't think sum 41 is very good, but i think offspring have some bangers. you can pinpoint the exact moment that the offspring got washed. i don't think it's when they wrote pretty fly for a white guy. i think it's when pretty fly for a white guy went to number one and they decided, wait, we don't have to write good songs. we can just write joke songs and people will pay us money.
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genetics here. wouldn't there, there's selection pressure for faster sperm, right? there must be. if all other things are equal, the faster sperm will leave more offspring. we should stop incentivizing rapid cum and instead start improving the grade of the cum. i don't want fast sperm. i want sperm that contain a good genetic makeup to survive in the modern world.
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