Quotes about “The mirror”
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6095.860
i'll let you get the magic mirror first if that would make you play. i don't know what that means, i don't really care. your incentives hold no power over me. you know what that means. you played enough. teleports you home. it's been too long. you can break this thing though. this is perfect for me. yeah, maybe like just let me get behind you here. really didn't do that much actually. it's really good man. yeah, i'm just not great at positioning it i guess. just sustain it, you'll be good. nice.
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4588.780
but uh, it's like uh, you know, the director was going for like a uh, oh my god. gotcha. going for like an edgar wright, sam raimi type of deal. yeah, it was pretty good. was it more orgasms or death? it's more death. the perfect mirror on both sides.
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2487.060
looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. pardon me? i don't know, it's some quote from some song, i don't even know what. looked me in the mirror and she said crime pays. she looked me in the mirror. oh god, what have i done? sometimes shit just comes out of my mind. no, jeez, it's dark man. alright, it's a dingle fight. i've got number one you're still going? oh, i'm on this last run man. oh, okay.
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6116.100
ah! i missed the shot. i need the visual cue of seeing where red is. i think that's really good for me. it's a great design feature too. yep. does the mirror's edge approach? speaking of which, you see mirror's edge catalyst got delayed. no! mm hmm. it's true. it'll take a little longer for me to publicly throw up on twitch. oh no. have they confirmed if it's gonna be out for pc or if it's exclusive yet? ah, i don't know actually. cause i will be less worked up if it's just out for xbox one cause then i probably won't buy it anyway.
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9131.920
oh yeah. we have like a mirror match here. i think so. quite literally actually a mirror match. mirror things happening. wow, let's just drill through the fucking ground and see if i care. alright i have health upgrades, i forgot about these. mostly because i don't know how they work at all. what's going on with this thing? not a whole lot. trying to like tilt my own laser. oh no i don't have a shield down there. i'm sure i'll get one soon enough though.
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3061.360
who's talking right now? me? oh. that's what i say in the mirror. with a... you put like a wig on first. you put lipstick on or no? yeah dude, you expect me to not be sex without lipstick. nah, i mean you can wear lipstick or not, i don't mind. you guys ever seen silence of the lambs? oh, i put the lotion in the basket, right? tape, cold, or no balls. and then you get the hose again? i don't have any balls. you should watch silence of the lambs. with your night vision goggles on.
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4960.240
oh, the mirror is a freaking projection of the world. that's very odd. it's like playing natural selection too. i never played that. i didn't think there were babies in that. there's like a baby class basically. yes, hello. how's it going, kate? i'm playing as a baby trying to end my own life.
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5111.080
it should come with the things that it says it comes with. like if i order a hamburger and they give me a ham sandwich and they're like, whoa we got the bread and the mayo and you know the other parts so it's like basically the same thing. put mayo on a ham sandwich? yeah they do that. mayo and mustard dude, that's still good. i mean i prefer mirror whip.
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560.600
ha ha! is that a mirror in your pants? cause if you fell down with that you can cut your leg up pretty bad. is that a mirror in your pants? cause if you stand in the right position in your room at the right time of day the sunlight will probably light a fire on some paperwork next to your desk. is that a mirror in your pants? cause the denim is gonna be irreparably stretched. you probably don't want that.
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1646.940
stop brushing your teeth at your computer desk. and i was like, yep, that's... i'm gonna do that. and then today, i didn't brush my teeth at my computer desk. you gotta flick it on the mirror like a normal person. what? no, other people don't brush their teeth at their computer desk? i do it in the bathroom. dude, in the bathroom, you got like four minutes? you're gonna brush your teeth for four minutes standing up at the bathroom sink? i don't think i brush my teeth as long as you do. well, you would if you had this kind of entertainment on a regular basis. yeah.
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1680.000
no, it just goes in the bathroom mirror and you gotta clean it off. i didn't say i was looking at the mirror, i said i was standing in front of it. oh. it's just part of the ritual, i don't think it's required though.
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7193.920
take a look at themselves in the mirror. you know, kids are, you know, it's a silly thing to say sometimes, but, you know, boys will be boys kind of thing. sometimes you just have to let it work itself out. there's an up and a down to the boys will be boys, because that gets used in a lot of really bad ways too. but i think in this case, maybe it's not that bad. the specific problem here was that their professor had a brain injury patient whose go to joke at the deli counter was, can i get a pound of horse cock?
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5871.400
there you go. so there's like... there's a demon. what is this face? we've created a monster. don't forget about the hats though. we can put like a halo on it. a bamboo hat. a messenger hat. a chef hat. you can put some horns on it. a doctor's mirror thingy, you know? i think it's good like as is. alright, face. put like some cat eyes on it. what in the world is this? give him the chicago bulls logo? i already did, man! oh, everybody wants the chef hat. okay.
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1070.060
it's own, oh my god, cursed eye, 80% it's own unique culture and then like 20% fairly western stuff that's like filtered through like a funhouse mirror. and that's like the past 30 years too, just started doing that. yeah, so like it's an
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