Quotes about “The don't kill yourself talk”
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why don't you wait for the first deal with the devil to kill yourself? the central premise of the reason i don't do that is because it's super valuable if not essential as lazarus in my opinion. yeah, we'll take this and i'll talk. okay, no big deal to get that lazarus bonus you want the extra luck you want the extra damage those are the principal reasons i think you want to become super lazarus right anemic whatever doesn't really matter and
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rich to try to take a deal with the devil considering we only have one hp and will probably lose maybe the whole black heart, but in all likelihood at least half of the black heart is a reasonable expectation to lose on the rest of this floor but still i'm feeling like this is a pretty decent lazarus start. that's variable you know i talk about this every lazarus run lately but people are always like why don't you kill yourself on the second floor as lazarus and the answer is oh?
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everybody welcome back northernlion spelunky 2. i don't even wanna talk about that last one. um... i'm never really... the most frustrating thing in spelunky 2 is when you kill yourself. due to inattentiveness, you know, i didn't puzzle something out properly and it screwed everything up. that's the worst way to go. when you die to memes, the only recourse is to laugh about it. now i'll tell ya.
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it's like triple the price, man. it's crazy. then you gotta talk to the butcher? yeah, but it's like it saves you five bucks, man, or gets you a lot more meat. you ever buy the animal and butcher it yourself? you know i haven't. you're virtue signaling. i don't even know what it means. you're virtue signaling. no, i've never done that. i don't think i'm the type of fella that would kill an animal that i raised, to be honest.
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i'm eating digital french fries and sleeping in a bivouac on the side of mount ohm, mom. you wouldn't get it. what happens if you i was gonna say what happens if you kill yourself. i'll see you around, kiddo. okay, you don't want to talk, that's fine. let's just go in here. rest and continue. sounds good to me. is that your midwest accent? that's my silver chain accent. mom, shut up! i told you not to talk to me until my juicy lucy's ready. don't you know?
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i'm eating digital french fries and sleeping in a bivouac on the side of mount ohm mom you wouldn't get it what happens if you i was gonna say what happens if you kill yourself i'll see you around kiddo okay you don't want to talk that's fine balitro's son slay this by her daughter slay this by her daughter it's close though i'm thinking man nobody they don't put respect on the legends while they're legends you know
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she probably didn't sleep that night. i told him, like the next day, i was like, oh shit, i just realized this was a dm. no wonder you were like having the don't kill yourself talk with me. and he was like, yeah, i thought you were going through it. and i was like, no, man, i was just kind of complaining, but i appreciate it. you didn't notice it was only him answering? that's just how it goes in the middle age group chat, man.
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that is not the right way to do it. so let's talk about the screen at the top. we're fighting an enemy right now we die when we get pushed to the far left side of the screen which is actually looking like it's going to happen like pretty much right now there is some luck elements to the game sometimes sometimes you don't spawn in the ideal way and you find yourself having a difficult time actually killing an enemy in order to kill enemies. we have two different. well, let's start with this we got a chest
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i don't even talk about the fact that i just walked on the spikes. sometimes you gotta walk on the spikes just to keep yourself fresh. our damage is actually terrible. i was hoping that that would not be the case. with money equals power there is a chance for it to get better, but it really doesn't seem that good right now. now i do want to get out of this floor. oh we have an extra life. why do we have an extra life? i don't really want to kill myself with suicide king, but...
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