Quotes about “The cranberries”
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2896.940
i just died as the keeper because i'm so stressed out by this conversation. it's a sandwich wrap! fucking food tube, that's right. cranberry with the stuffing with the meat. yeah, what's weird about that? you put a little gravy in there too. i don't like cranberries by themselves. i have finished my run. i am right behind you. i'm on the blue baby. thanksgiving tacos, i've never heard of that. what's wrong with wraps, you hater? i eat wraps all the time, i just don't know what a sandwich wrap is.
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795.420
this is stupid. why wouldn't you just all get in the same stall? you know what offends me the most? is that this is what offends me the most. there's no room in there! this is what offends me the most? you're taking up two stalls. people are drinking heavily, they're gonna have, you know, piss coming out of their ass because they've fucked up their intestines so much, drinking twelve vodka cranberries in one night. are you? they've been eating swedish pizza, and then you're gonna be like, you know what? it's not enough that we're gonna do this in the club.
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2016.420
i am going to say that the band bewitched is my guess. you know, they have that song, say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what i don't. say you will, say you won't. that's a different... make up your mind tonight. yeah, i think the cranberries are irish. alright, alright. you know who sings that song? nick! you stay out of this one. i'll let you guess who sings that song, ryab. dropkick marvies. nope.
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2708.260
two slices yeah, so you can share it with somebody or make a sandwich and cut it in half and share it with somebody. it would be like valentine's box. break for your lover! it would be like ryan's beer horse or it's just like plain white bread with like dried cranberries on top and then it would be plain white bread with like plain white apricots on top. that's the problem with these like crap dad bank calendars man. is if you ever like leave your house for a day
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8925.380
zombie. zombie. it works for the cranberries! yeah, they had like a few other words though. that song gets me pumped as frick to run around the gym for 15 minutes in 6th grade. yeah, pump this frick bud! freaking stoked to run around the gym. get all frickin' twisted up on sunny d. you gotta put that energy somewhere, you know? get some squeaks on that jim hardwood. brand name for a meteorologist!
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8955.060
alright, it's a comic class. let's go on an adventure! what do you say, rusty? that is a fat cowboy who is riding a horse and the horse replies... i got it. sing zombie by the cranberries for us? okay, here's the deal. you can sing zombie by the cranberries, but you have to sing a verse, not the chorus. no.
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7695.000
can we go back though? what's wrong with chicken cordon bleu? yes, okay. i'm very curious about that actually. so chicken cordon bleu, you gotta think about it, right? so you've got the innards of a chicken, the outards of a poor man's nugget, and then a sauce on top. but long story short, when i was in like first grade at my aunt's wedding, she had candied cranberries and chicken cordon bleu, and literally i ate it and my face turned green. that sounds pretty disgusting. you would need a poor man's nugget right off his plate
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9167.580
for the sauce, they had you make like a cranberry compote out of fresh cranberries. and then they were like, you know, hey, here's some brussels sprouts to roast and also some parsnip fries to bake in the oven simultaneously. and then, you know, you mix your own burger patties out of the turkey and breadcrumbs. and then here's the bread. now you got to like put some of the compote and the brussels sprouts on the bread. and i was like,
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4972.080
i'll try yours if you try mine. you know what? i think girls are supposed to eat cranberries and then guys are supposed to eat pineapples. really? i heard it was pineapple for both. i've never heard cranberries. i was gonna say that cranberries seem like... this is good for your... i don't remember. oh, your urinary tract. yeah, yeah. with the pot. i would also think that cranberries are more liked by women than by men.
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5003.480
cranberries by itself like oh yeah like a raw cranberry well that's ocean spray it's like 90 of the world's stock so it's a lot you get those dry yeah you get like those dry cranberries and like crazy weird things i get them tasting like cherry it's weird to get cranberries but you want to eat cherries so eat craisins
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781.96
we'll take the trail marked on your father's map. oh. that's, it's either you or you. i don't think, i think this is the cranberries. she just looks like she goes, never quite what it seems. and you look like you say, kiss me, but i'm going to wait for a second. okay. enter sandman. that would be metallica, which is so fucking funny.
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2005.02
you got celine. you have dolores o'riordan, which i probably butchered. she is the lead singer of the cranberries, i think. you have dido. she wants to thank you. jerry halliwell, gwen stefani, lauryn hill, lisa loeb, mariah carey, madonna, meredith brooks. you think she sang bitch? i think so. shania, sinead, toni braxton, tori amos.
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