Quotes about “The Departed”
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brop a fribe, three fribe. for your health? fribe, three fribe? uhh, i think i have a problem. jack it until it's numb? get some icy hot. i love that in the departed when jack nicholson throws all that coke on the bed and he's like, don't stop till you're numb. it's like that but he throws like a flashlight on the bed. oh, god. don't stop till you cum.
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apparently how do you pronounce rattata rattata you'd say rattata? i think so. no once you asked me i had to question it i think i say rattata. yeah, cuz everybody's laughing at me. i said rattata and i'm just pretending to be mathis in the departed talking about pokemon go yeah, i got this pokemon. it's fucking rattata i never thought of the word frittata by saying that word which is why i think i've never said it that way
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like not a body, but a person. that's what defined her. exactly. i don't want to be a product of my environment. i want my environment to be a product of me. was that little nicky or the joker? that was nicholas cage from the departed. jack nicholson. nicholas cage from the departed. jack nicholson. you gotta give me something i can work with here. that's definitely morty.
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they must pay like really well because they get some respectable actors like i like mark wahlberg like sniper. i like that a lot there's a bunch of movies that are pretty good action movies. i mostly like mark wahlberg. what's the one? from boston that would be the departed probably. oh, yeah. oh maybe i did see the departed then and just forgot what it was called cuz i like that movie. yeah the part is real good. oh
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slang for somebody who has poor hygiene. no! or somebody who, you know, when they talk to you, they're like, you know, hey, got your period yet? what? slang for somebody who says, hey, got your period yet? how many of those people have you encountered? you need a grease ball. how did you get to that though? that's jack nicholson from the departed. oh, okay. i haven't seen that movie since it came out.
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so it is actually not gonna be solaire on a cloudy day, i guess. whoa! i don't think i can get away with that shit. holy shit. because he's praising the sun. yeah. i mean the clouds are there, but they're parted. what? because i said parted? they're the departed clouds. yeah, exactly.
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the other guys, the departed, daddy's home too. he did also blind the person, it's true. you have to take the bad with the good, no doubt about that. the martian, yeah he was great in the martian.
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i don't even know who you are. let's go with you. alright, i'm a genius. wait a minute. this is just three photos of jack nicholson at different phases of his life. no, i know, okay. this is... because this is from boston. this is the guy from... wait a minute, hold on. isn't the guy from black mass the same as the guy from the departed?
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1953. that's a long ass time ago. isn't it the same guy? one of you is, you're from black mass, you're from the departed. i'm gonna assume that you're the guy from black mass, okay. you're howard stern? you were played by howard stern. i don't know, you're captain phillips i assume. captain phillips i presume? hey, pitchfork put jagged little pill at number 51 for best albums of the 90s. rare pitchfork dub! we're coming back, man!
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and everybody on the cruise, as soon as we departed from canada, from vancouver, they were all talking shit. they were like, park city, colorado, they were like, i was downtown and i saw a guy sleeping in a sleeping bag on the sidewalk. that's crazy. i was scared. and i'm like, listen, you think you're american? you're scared of a guy that is asleep on the sidewalk? we're still in city limits here. at least wait till we cross like the
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call the shorty vera farmiga the way i expect her to be my girlfriend and my therapist. very true. that's a great reference to the departed, i suppose. great reference, great callback to the imdb race. she is one of the modern scream queens! she is one of the modern scream queens! you think iron man asked jarvis to come up with quips? my fuck you.
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