Quotes about “The Bookie”
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and then there's like kids there, it's so good. and the dude goes, that ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie. you know ryan knows. it's $3,600, 60 inch flat screen. it's like, it takes eight dudes to put the tv in the yard cuz it's 2009. they light it up, man, they light it up.
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how about them saints? who dat? who dat say the saints gonna lose to the... who are they playing again? the giants. oh, so okay. two high school teams going side by side. okay. going band for band with the fucking east texas wildcats. who dat? who dat say gonna beat them saints? hey, this ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie. librarians, did we ever find the uncut video of that?
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i'm hitting the impression it's like note for note, fc goldstars. that ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie. it's just a news video. i swear it to you, there was a video that he posted on his youtube channel, but maybe he's gotten rid of it. he used to have like a nine minute video of him introducing
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never bet your 60 inch tv against the saints. let me be friends that if the saints beat the redskins, i would've lost. you can't say that, man! it's 2025! guys, this is from 2010, okay? this is from 2010. that's what the team was called back then. this is 2010. here, let me scrub to the part where he says, this ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie.
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dude, there's a saints logo tattooed on the back of his fucking head. i think this is it. it's around here. this ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie. nobody! 16 and 0! 16 and 0! you can't even see where you hit it. i was trying to throw it.
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215.860
wait, is this it? is this it? anybody else want to put their tv against the scenes? here it is, here it is. that ain't none compared to what i lost to the bookie. i told you i hit it a hundred percent, man.
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hey, that ain't nothing compared to what i lost to the bookie. they're fucking dying laughing man. they're dying laughing. you got to be kidding me. homeboy got the saints tattooed on his head. show us the video. okay, okay.
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spencer rattler comeback season. hey! that ain't none compared to what i lost to the bookie! you got to be kidding me! homeboy got the same zone tattooed on his head! hit it, hit that coffee! hit it coffee! pass your bullet, hit the corner of the coffee! the tv coffee! come on, corner, back!
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this one anime lady has a sheer top on? yeah, and she might be dressed the most demure of all. that ain't nothin' compared to what i lost to the bookie. it's just all stims. man, no wonder people are still playing this. this game might be good, man. this game might be good. it might be isaac october, i'm sorry. you played the rest, now return to the best, man.
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it's funny that you think you're supreme, yet you're just a sheep in an android's dream. who is he? well, someone's booing me constantly. i've been booed through every single rap. i ain't sure what you're trying to relate, but i'd still join you for a lunch date. in the star wars universe, you'd be a wookie. i put money down on that with my bookie.
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the name's knight, billy knight. and this here's what a lifelong career in comedy will get you, oi! this is what a lifelong career in comedy will get you, oi! that's exactly my point, kid! exactly my point! give me another one, billy. give me another one. give me another one, billy. you again? you should meet my bookie. you have something in common. every time i talk to you, i lose caps! geez, some people. i really wish he would keep talking, but anyway.
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729.92
well, free deals. alright. you know what, guppy's head? you have a passive benefit, so i am going to stick with book of belial. you've already given us the cat piece benefit, you've given us a little bit more damage on that floor. i'm gonna stick with the bookie bow to try to make the guppy transformation come true. why is it called the bookie bow? it doesn't really make any sense. if anything, it should be the bookie bay, because it's a book of b. baylial? well, you know, i tried. i wasn't even trying to make a joke, i was just trying to make an acronym and i failed a little bit. let's see.
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that is not two guppy items, but i don't need red candle so much anymore so you know thank you sincerely red candle for what you've done for me we're gonna take a bookie b now and that is going to give us a really really nice damage bonus on rooms where we need it and maybe some where we don't if i play my cards right ah that had been the emperor man. we would have had you know some pretty consistently amazing card luck. i got to admit even still we've had pretty amazing luck on this run and
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you again? you should meet my bookie. you have something in common. every time i talk to you, i lose caps! alright. i just want to see if he has a quest. if you believe my mother since she first laid eyes on me, first thing she said was, boy, that's a funny looking kid. i guess i got a face only a mother could love because no one else would give me the time of day. hey, maybe you can help me. see, i can never tell when it's lunchtime. what does that even mean? breaks better than a shot. less chance of lead poisoning.
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i'll tell you, the women in this place are nuts! uh, this lady was banging on my door all night, finally i had to let her out, hi oh! you and my bookie got something in common, every time you come around i lose caps, whaat? alright, i'll bring him back to life. i like billy knight. wake me up inside! you have no idea, mister. you again? you should meet my bookie, you have something in common. every time i talk to you i lose caps! we gotta grenade pocket somebody though, i agree with you.
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you're gonna be saying things like, man how much do you wanna bet, NL's gonna blow this run. and then, i'm probably not gonna blow it, but even if i don't blow it, you're gonna leave in the comments, edited. well, he almost blew it. so technically i'm right, even though i staked the clip. well, okay, i know i bet on the mahdiners to win, but they almost won, so i don't think i should owe my bookie, you know, a hundred bucks. sorry, that's not how this comment shit works. you're gonna take the comments seriously? i'm gonna take the comments seriously too as well, okay?
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and i'm your youtube bookie. bookie for money! any tina turner fans in the audience? probably not. it's a little bit before all of our time, honestly. unless you're like, you know, 60 and you're watching this. in which case, that's pretty cool, you know? it feels good to be relatable to an older audience, you know? you guys have wisdom. and perhaps even more importantly, you have equity. which is something i'm very envious of. as we've talked about on the show ad nauseam.
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