Quotes about “That’s the guy you would gay”
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oh, um, uh, there's a guy, jalen rose? it's rudy gay. i didn't know he played for the raptors, man. i don't know who he played for. that's even earlier? shit, you're right. well, to be fair, there was like 15 years where you didn't have to pay attention to the raptors at all. you would just know that they had like, you'd know the name of the best player on the team and you'd be like, come on, jalen rose, get it together.
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maybe just a little bit of context sensitive events would help just a little bit, please. did you see the guy say defuse if gay? i can do that! oh, that's why i left it up to you. what are these fucking over unders, man? are we supposed to bet on these guys? i think that means that's how much damage you did to them and they did to you. oh, okay. i had some nasty little shots that round, though. some nasty little shots.
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that's not true. your guy looks super cool when he's releasing those fire bats from his chest though. it's pretty dangerous. yeah, definitely. that's why he's got no hair on him, that's for sure. you don't have any hair except for your gay beard. uh, excuse me? this is the greatest beard of all time. what, you keep your dildo in there? why is it so big? my beard would be much longer if i kept my dildo in there. and you'd probably be able to see it regardless because it's hot pink.
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a little guy hopping around in your guts? i'm done being nice, this ain't no frog day. i removed the frog from your nuts but not in a gay way. that's a fucking concept album. yeah, yeah. there's a story. how did the other line have frog in it again? oh, cause you wrote it, that's right. just put on your coat and run to the mars. head up with elon, maybe he'll sell you some bars. if i saw you online, i would swipe north.
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it's funny because if the guy's name was just like gay something, that wouldn't be funny. it would be homophobic to laugh at. and if the dude's name was just hitler, that wouldn't be funny either. it would be tragic two different ways. but when you put them together, there's just, there's some comedy magic happening there. his dad's name was george washington hitler. i mean, that's also funny, but it's not as funny as gay hitler.
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oh, i'm on a different. i'm on a different fucking level now. justin, i apologize. i got a little personal. what the fuck? i got a little personal in mind. i don't think you're ready for this shit. or maybe you are. i don't know. is that deep? would i just... we'll see. maybe i wrote some bars there. i don't know. maybe that's kind of like, that guy hit another level. i don't know what it is. as soon as we started, i was like, i'm gonna type some real raunchy gay shit. yes! it's just something about this game, man.
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it's funny because if the guy's name was just like gay something, that wouldn't be funny. it would be homophobic to laugh at. and if the dude's name was just hitler, that wouldn't be funny either. it would be tragic two different ways. but when you put them together, there's just, there's some comedy magic happening there. maybe we're going 10 on this one. oh, his dad's name was george washington hitler. i mean, that's also funny, but it's not as funny as gay hitler.
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i'm like not the guy to be talking about this. oh, that would have bare bush. he does enter neo in the third one. i can't read the comments. you know what? i'm gonna read them. i'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings, but yes, that is the same vibe. so many people typed it. the only person in the matrix who's not bisexual is agent smith. and he's gay, but he's in denial. and that's why he's like, it's an outlet
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like look, i know that like, i don't know how to defuse. i know valorant's the baby game, like i understand, but like, when you walk up to the bomb, it says press this button to defuse, so like, you're like, okay, i got it. maybe just a little bit of context sensitive events would help, just a little bit please. did you see the guy say defuse if gay? i could do that! oh, that's why i left it up to you. it's time now my brothers. 100%.
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that's true. it's also probably just safer to be the one throwing the dart instead of the other guy. you know what? does this game have lore? i'm not sure if this was like a west coast american indie game. i'm sure like at the end of this, they would flip the camera around and you would be like, oh, shit, i've been i've been bald the whole time. wow. you hit all those trick shots, but you didn't even think about the fact that the whole time your character was gay, dude. wow.
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