Quotes about “That’s just a guy”
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you hate me enough that you won't even follow my twitch channel because i talk shit about i don't follow anybody on twitch that's why i like sometimes i'm self conscious. i follow like 13 people fucking one of them is denny's so let's just like yeah, let's not act as if this is something i use on the regular they streamed once and i followed them the bear guy to not a bear taffy the other bear guy, okay? we all followed him remember. yeah, the round table shout out. yeah. yeah. yeah, yeah, and i follow him and
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as much as i wish it was, or wish there were, so i could get more of a revenue stream. that's pretty much what i'm all about, is just like various revenue streams these days. we gotta hook up some revenue stream of consciousness. what about this guy? break this? just kinda jack into the ad stream. no problem. and then everything we say gets monetized. don't worry about taking my gold, no problem there. do we not share it? i don't believe so. okay, where's the next... monkey over here?
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it's pretty sweet. tricks and traps! that's what you can expect from shrek. hey, you're gonna trap me. oh stomp him. yeah! just jam his head under it. yeah and then close it. i'll do it. listen here, you ever try something like that? you flash a piece on the lanes? i'm gonna take that little toy of yours, put it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click. did you see what it did to the guy who got trapped in it? i did not. it wrecked his ass in one move. that's pretty sweet.
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that's too bad. this is a recipe for disaster. definitely true. he did... oh, jeez. sobey and saints, thank you very much for the subscription. alright. he did also start with that guy. he's got like a bunch of skeletons coming off him. nice. yeah! he just killed him straight up with the box. that is super cool, actually. are those throwable items or is that like a special power you got? it's a special power that gives me infinite throwables of that.
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yeah, those keep showing up in stuff. it's like a kappa in clicker heroes 2, which is peculiar. just shows up randomly over the face of something. i don't appreciate pandering to my demographic. me either. watch out, dickhead's coming! oh, this guy's like a log. bring the potion! pretty good farting sound too. whoa, no! this dude does so much damage! that's why i beat his ass.
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i didn't hit anything. they never seem to align on the same plane. thank you. what's the trick to the shield guy? you just jump attack? yeah, just a little jumpy jumpy ay? yeah, that's not so bad. we fine. fuck! you get stunned? i had all but the last. how do you feel about that? not great. how do you feel about that one? how many times do you think i can hit the same one over and over? three. yeah, yeah, pretty much. nice!
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snap, you just called nick a nice guy. that's the ultimate insult. he's a nice guy! they'll all think that i'm a nice guy and then i'll turn heel. that's the worst. see a good wrestler go wrong. please don't blow up my tower. like that daniel guy. you can climb up the sand, dan. by just jumping over and over. i like to stay down in the... safe down there. i'm gonna blow up this tower. it's the last thing. why don't you try it? i'm blowing it up. yeah, let's blow up the tower.
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i don't think the tower comes back. no, that doesn't come back. wait, nick, you never gave me your finishing move. what would it be? the rock bottom. wait, that's somebody else's. yeah, that's pretty good enough. that's good! that's a good one. do you heroin on stage or something? no, i'll show him... i'll show the other guy my bottom. it's when you take 20 bucks out of your mom's purse. you just have to buy like a single morphine pill. wait, morphine's not in pill form.
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team skank, why does my guy throw two bombs at once? you guys are getting on team skank right now? that's awesome. do they have eggnog there? i think you mean hood milk. i'm pretty sure. why are you making it so weird? it's just a brand.
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he'll be around. i've kind of boned myself a bit. just too late. boned myself a little hard there. are you a mountain person? what's twitter doing? i don't know if they've just had an airport guy yet. twitter, follow dan gheesling. he's the only one out of us that's actually verified. that's true. hey, have you talked to the airport guy yet? no! yeah, no, he came into my stream and he identified himself and i said hi.
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eaters yeah, but you're not a stereotypical cereal eater. well. no that's true i didn't want to you know seem too hipster about it but i have invented what i call not putting milk in my cereal you do that. i do do that yeah, remember the guy that is he said he broke up with his girlfriend cuz she put water in the in the cereal i broke up with my ex girl. i hope you got back together guys. here's our breakfast i just want you to be happy together with your cereal. i want it i
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but then what i love is that there were people in the comments like fuck this asshole he killed a person and people were like hey maybe don't spread misinformation like this the fire was contained by the fire department they go well get off my back dude it's just an honest mistake yeah right manslaughter like i don't want to be such an ass about it i was just trying to spread misinformation dude it's not like there was any it was just an honest mistake i wanted the guy to go to jail probably like fucking getting swatted or something shoot him in the head that's dude i was trying to get justice
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not really a nice guy. he's definitely a bad guy, but no that not him that he's another wrestler he's not the guy you just said no no no daniel brian, that's the guy every single time yeah, all right, baby remember he's got two first names, and then i'll remember his name goes yes. yes, oh
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even aloop is like prop fucking tosis. yeah, props tosis. and that guy knows everything there is to know about afterbirth, so... alright, trust his opinion. confirmed! oh, super pride. prop tosis is still worth saying prop fucking tosis about. well they probably wouldn't just reverse it and make it the worst item in the game, would they? no, that's reeee rope rump. what? you have a stroke? you like the filter i put on my own voice to... no. to make it sound like i was talking in reverse? no, it confused and scared me a little bit. i didn't like it at all.
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i never even talked to green anymore, i miss that guy. he's still alive. i know. yeah, he's alive. well, i'm just saying it sounds a little hollow to say you miss him if you're not making the effort to actually talk to him. well, i'm kind of a jackass and i just don't talk to people. that's like our neighbor who was like, hey, thanks for not calling the cops for a noise complaint. i should get you guys a bottle of wine and then just never did. it actually, the idea of doing the gesture and then not doing it has made him even worse in my mind. now you've, you've,
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think when i had the beard i was much more comfortable being in situations like that because i felt i was more intimidating and people like wouldn't mess with me they're like look at this guy this crazy beard like i don't want to mess with him and now i'm clean shaven i don't get the time of day. they just i'm invisible. i feel like because i'm old i have like a i don't think i look like a tough guy, but i think i have like a plus five or ten to toughness appear from behind some yeah, that's true from behind people might be oh fuck oh
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but this is how it starts. if you're advertising something by giving out flyers for it on the street, it's not cool enough for me to go to. it could be a cafe thing, maybe they're doing a poetry reading or a live band. maybe you want to see that. i refer to my previous sentence. okay, that's fine, i'm just saying. could be that. hey, thanks gonzalezthegreatandpowerful for the resub two months in a row. does that guy have 2 hp up there next predator? mmm... no, i don't see any 2s.
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i had a guy asking me for money for... so i could buy a car part to fix his car that was just down the street. that is a certain half. and after i gave him 10 bucks he was asking me for a ride. and i was in my mom's mustang gt at the time and i'm like, dude, you're not stealing my car, sorry. i gave you the money, like fuck off. that's like an escalating scam. he's like, okay. how many levels deep can we go? if this guy gives me 10 bucks i'm gonna ask for his car.
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well done. that was just for the lol. i had a guy in germany just ask for weed. you know what? weirdly enough that seems like more normal. it's like at least he was honest with his intentions. yeah, i agree. like with the guy with the $10 if you're gonna ask for it to fix your car that's not real like just ask, just tell me what you want the $10 for. i'll be much more likely to give it to you. just rob me. see if he can rob me. just be honest. are you gonna rob me? tell me that right off the bat.
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give me two kilograms of that and do you have a good recipe for a dry rub? i've got people coming over. where you going? oh, okay, yeah. come on down. well, that's as far as i'm going. no way i can 1v3 him. i'm just gonna put some nades in the hole and hope for the best. actually, this is all part of the plan. well, let's be honest, that guy was a bit disposable anyway. yeah, he's kind of a outlier.
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i took on black face friend. that's probably wait a minute. no, that's not that that's the worst of the two options little steven. yeah, but it's not as your other item because nick i read it even choose items we're just rerolling our whole on every single floor loopy i well i want to get more items so i can reroll the freaking sacred heart in the angel room and we're gonna really there's this mushroom right here magic mushroom all stats up i love that guy
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do you get like, how do you get like heart containers? i'm not talking to you anymore. i will. talk to me, josh. you answer his bullshit questions with your bullshit answers. you usually find them or you can buy them yourself if you want to. can you actually, can you buy them? or can you find them? yeah, you can totally buy them, man. where do you, oh shit dude, that's a good one. just collect some money and then go upstairs and see what's up there. yeah. okay. you'll like it. okay, i think that's a good one for me. this guy is, these people are saying get phd but i don't think so?
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be right back guys, i haven't uh, crackened in a good five hours so i'll be right back in just a moment. explosive diarrhea. oh here's what it does in case you need to know the spilt milk. when you get hit it spills milk and gives you tears up for that room. ah, that's kind of cool. because you don't want to cry over the spilt milk but you do because you're a baby. cool guy brimstone 69. thank you very much for the subscription. i'm gonna get some uh,
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there'd be no milfs left. that's true! it sounds sustainable. they become extinct. you think that guy has his license? milfunder? yeah, i think so. you gotta go for it. when is the season? i've got so many. all year round. when is the season? right after the funerals, man. oh lord, that's just... or the weddings. or the weddings. if you're owen wilson. yeah, that's... gotta read a funeral.
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sounds pretty tasty. it's like it's really salty, but it's pretty good anyway. ryan, preferences on hot dogs? ah, sorry. fighting the frail. that's okay. uh, i'm a yellow mustard guy as well. we had a ton of luck up that time and only took three coins. and we did it in under 20 minutes. just so we're all clear, i will be re rolling this run. even with holy mantle. if the game wants me to succeed, the game will give me the tools necessary. indeed it will. three.
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that was what is this little thing follow me around? okay? you see this little this weird crawling baby follow me around it's starting to freak me out man. can you charge him up and shoot him like a hockey puck? no, that's i do have that guy at exactly the same time. okay, but i also have a familiar that's literally just crawling towards me and picking up my money. yeah, i've had him too. he scares me a lot. oh
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there's actually a said pinball like on the screen. i just clicked use ball though so you can suck it. i can't read. also we don't get regenerating turbo which sucks a little. i got used to that. feels more like an actual soccer ball now. yeah, that is correct. wow! that's what that guy said too. ball went really high in the air. he almost saved the... or scored a goal on his own net. alright everyone cool it a little. you get some real velocity on this.
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imagine where we'd be if the thug of porn had that attitude. alright, we got this. we got this. great stuff. that's forward momentum. alright. alright, that's it. i just scored. right here. just keep it up in the air forever. it is a beach ball. that's like the name of the game, right? someone's got that for sure. yeah, maybe the guy on his back spinning has got it. no problem. alright, maybe the next one will be fun.
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right? like, the foot comes down, it always comes down on top of the guardian. and then it goes back up in like a half a second. like there's no time for you to actually do any damage to it. so i went from 12 hp with 9 lives to actually just losing 10 on that fight. that's frustrating as hell. thank you dickfuckthedongsmasher for the sub. i love that guy. appreciate that. dude, fuck.
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gosh, i don't even know if they don't have those items unlocked yet. it's all good. i'm not a spoiler guy i didn't say what it did exactly just makes the black hearts yeah, i was like thinking about last week and i was like oh man i bet i spoiled a lot of crap on accident just talking isaac with them. it's all good life goes on fine. we'll all see these all of it eventually that's probably true. i really like like some spirit hearts. i'm one hp. i
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angle of the dangle. oh, man. it's pretty rough. nicely close. if we go, if cobalt gets two, rob gets three, and i get five, we can all be tied at nine going into the final round. suit up! oh, that's a lot of nuts! psycho shoshul, welcome to the troll! thank you very much. i shot that guy right in the head just for you, buddy. that was me.
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i was gonna say fallout, but i think that would actually make for a dope prom. i would, yeah. that'd be sick. like all post apocalyptic dressers made out of old, bold bottles or some shit. get my power armor. prom king is just the homeless guy who wandered in. the worst college football team. the fighting blank. oh, there's some great ones for this as well. oh, this is the round three. okay. yeah. well, that's not good. whoops.
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nobody has to step in it. yeah, i don't think that's the rule of slim jims or anything. you gotta eat them. i was waiting for kate. oh, it was an animal crossing amiibo. that was pretty sweet. it was mr. raccoon. but i was waiting for kate to get this. and then some guy came up to me and was like, hey nl. i was like, hey what's up? he's like, you want some meat sticks? i was like, yeah i guess so. he just gave me like a bunch of those meat sticks, you know, like pepperoni sticks. oh, okay. i wouldn't eat them.
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intercourse. that's the sound i make when i'm having intercourse, i go, ooh! when i'm having an intercourse. but i've had the last intercourse of my life. is the one that you have between your first appetizer and the arrival of the soup course, okay? that's it. i grabbed guppy. i love that guy. just picked up a quick guppster. this is a nice little, you know, afternoon guppy. afternoon guppy's the name of my... the name of my butt. have you ever named your butt? that's another good one.
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you get a new mixing board. i wish this guy would just fuck off forever. not you, nick. the fact that you needed to say who you were talking to there. this guy paid out, you son of a bitch bison. god damn it. you're talking to m. bison? yes! bison's ass so hard. yes! that's raul julia playing m. bison.
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seriously though, think about the kind of people... have you guys seen the guy that's blowing up today that's playing the piano? he's got like 4,000 viewers right now, but he's just this goofy older dude that's really good on the piano. he's got a piano and keyboard with him. i think it's scott joplin. yeah, it's scott joplin actually, yeah. he's blowing up today.
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