Quotes about “Terminal monkeys”
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that he had the post. neuralink has never killed a monkey, but because of the dangerous level of the product, we've selected monkeys that have terminal diseases already. terminal monkeys. oh, the monkey died while we were putting in the brain ship. must have been that terminal us ahead, i guess. it's like if i saw that in a movie, i would be like, that's so good. this is real life. oh, dude.
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4486.80
who's who's diagnosing monkeys with terminal illnesses me and i know my god me in the hospital when the doctor brings out the neuro link and tells me is gonna save me oh no, no the brain erling is how they they tell whether you're neurotypical it's alright we can waste this on you can i just have the sugar pill?
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that he had the post. neuralink has never killed a monkey, but because of the dangerous level of the product, we've selected monkeys that have terminal diseases already. terminal monkeys. oh, the monkey died while we were putting in the brain ship. must have been that terminal us ahead, i guess. it's like if i saw that in a movie, i would be like, that's so good. this is real life. oh, dude.
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who's diagnosing monkeys with terminal illnesses? me in the hospital when the doctor brings out the neurolink and tells me it's gonna save me. oh, fuck. oh, no, no, not the brain. the neurolink is how they tell whether you're neurotypical or not. oh, no, no, not the one they only gave to the monkeys who are already gonna die. please. it's all right. we can waste this on you. can't i just have the sugar pill?
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2005.38
where does one even source terminal monkeys from? that's a good question. yeah, what the fuck? maybe they're like, sailing them out of the wild and then they're like, let's feed them cheetos. they're lost from the wild, now they're terminal. they're fucked. you think that maybe on this map we could open all the doors in the basement and just like, not open them and then open them all at the same time?
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oh no! i'm trying to copy it too! oh no! i'm fucking dead! i'm dead! okay, i think you just let it happen, man. yeah. but keep still, because grandpa's gonna happen. oh, you got me. oh, i hate that sound. yep. these guys are pretty good. streamer houses after the streamers move out be like... how do you think they recorded it? i mean, we play again, we don't play this match. terminal monkey! they use terminal monkeys for the recording sounds. okay.
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